Happy Sunday, C&C team. Today I’m breaking the third wall of C&C, and discussing … covid conspiracy theories! I’ll even tell you what I think about GRAPHENE OXIDE. Strap on your seat belts, it’s going to be a wild ride.

🗞*COVID CONSPIRACY THEORIES* 🗞

One reason C&C has avoided Facebook jail is that I have assiduously, meticulously avoided reporting on tons of widespread Covid conspiracy theories. It wasn’t that hard. All these conspiracy theories, and you know which ones I’m talking about, violate three fundamental C&C rules:

— Factual optimism over official — or unofficial — pessimistic hot-takes;

— A lawyer’s skepticism over unsourced or poorly-sourced evidence; and

— Occam’s razor.