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Eva's avatar

😂😂🙌 you cheeky chappie you!! Not sure what it says about my mind, or the world, that your prank was far too believable! Well played sir best April fools and laugh all day

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NAB's avatar

I completely bought it. Everything. Even the tone of the fake Politico article. Our host has a gift!

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TW's avatar

I did too! I'm glad I kept reading and he fessed up to it immediately, I was about to call my entire family about it. Sheesh!

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Sondy's avatar

Ditto! Hook, Line & Sinker right to the end🤯

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Boze's avatar

Same here! Fell for the fool's joke lock, stock and barrel. Had a hearty laugh on myself at the end, and that's what counts! Thanks, Jeff.

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MaryAnn's avatar

It seemed totally legit and in character for the resident. I was surprised it was an April 1 spoof. 😀

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Janet's avatar

Same here. How sad is that though? This WH Resident is SUCH an embarrassment.

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Tom's avatar

Every good joke requires an element of believability.

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AnnB's avatar

So believable that I was disappointed when I realized it was an April Fools joke

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Copernicus's avatar

Very believable. Which is quite sad.

I, for one, was wondering how the Secret Service was so derelict in duty that they couldn’t keep track of their man. Another gov agency gone amuck, I concluded.

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Guy White's avatar

They haven’t heard of Apple air tags, apparently.

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Willing Spirit's avatar

I bet they have and they’re using them.

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Willing Spirit's avatar

I found it very believable, even about a derelict Secret Service.

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Angk's avatar

I imagined one aide saying to the other, " I thought you were watching him!" "ME??" No, you were on watch, not ME!"

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

Yep,well done, Jeff!

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AngelaK's avatar

Too bad yesterday's transgender celebration trumping the holy Day of Resurrection wasn't a joke. 😡😪

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John Carswell's avatar

Biden spit in the face of every Christian, not only in the US, but EVERYWHERE. He literally spit in God's face. He is evil incarnate.

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Willing Spirit's avatar

Obama did. Joe don’t know. He’s just following instructions from his handlers. Jill, on the other hand…

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AngelaK's avatar

Perhaps Biden is too out of it mentally, but where are the photos of him attending Mass for the holy day? (nowhere)

Religious symbols were not allowed on Easter eggs. Perhaps he just wants it to be holy Bunny day.

After the hoopla online, he doubled down on the transgender day nonsense, instead of smoothing it over somehow.

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Willing Spirit's avatar

At some deep survival level in his reptilian brain he was afraid he would self combust if he set foot in church.

The Rubicon has been crossed. The sex God (Return of the Gods by Johnathan Kahn) has been officially reinstated by the United States Government.

Here in Jacksonville some horrendous actions have occurred over the past two days.

Demons are freely roaming and having a hay day.

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AngelaK's avatar

I haven't read that book, though I have heard about it. I also have been saying that we now worship the god of sex. Absolutely.

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Willing Spirit's avatar

I read The Josiah Manifesto and it was amazing! I just purchased the Return of the Gods and can’t wait to read.

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Ned B.'s avatar

Joe Biden's wandering around makes him "The Meanderer in Chief."

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Heather's avatar

I believed it too…for far too long as I got interrupted 3/4 of the way through the story and only a few hours later returned to finished and got to the April Fool’s part 😂 😂

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Eva's avatar

🙈😂 brilliant!

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Starsky's avatar

I was looking for a link to the Babylon Bee … but I honestly thought they were going to find him sniffing up some little kid dressed in their Easter finest. The ice cream cone made me chuckle; nice touch!

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S.P.H.'s avatar

That was next Starsky, right after he was finished with the 'oyster bunnies'.

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1774821143427355044

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Randy Little's avatar

Sure would like to swap the April Fools joke to the 2nd story reported. 😠😡🤬🤯

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TB's avatar

I believed it at first, but started to get a little suspicious at the part where the Secret Service didn't know where he was either... I'm not quite buying that. But I would have probably believed it if it said something about taking his escorts with him but the White House minders were in a panic and didn't think of asking Secret Service or something...

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S.P.H.'s avatar

Eva,

As Rush always taught, the best humor has an element of truth. In Jeff's case a large element of possibility!

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Eva's avatar

Indeed yes right you are on both counts 😊

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Sam Hendrix's avatar

I totally bought it. Well played Jeff!

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NeoBob's avatar

It took half the story for my double-degreed, pre-morning caffeine brain to catch on. It's so possible though.

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Paige Green's avatar

I read it to my husband, but he was already asleep on the couch. Thank goodness 😂

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