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JC Nickisch's avatar

Maybe they should be wearing special underwear instead of masks….

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Beth Bart's avatar

😂😂😂

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TimeIsNear's avatar

^^^SPAM^^^

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Nancy Stratton's avatar

Disney Depends...lol

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Dr. Richard Moulton's avatar

“”New motto: “Disney Depends on You!”

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Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Good one!!

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space's avatar

A propos of nothing, I LOVE your Substack handle!! Vive Pepe!!

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

...with Mickey and Minnie on it!

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Over it's avatar

$150 a pair!

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Michael Framson's avatar

Kathleen--You're firing on all cylinders and its beautiful to behold.

Thank you!

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Hopped up on caffeine!

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Karen's avatar

Yeah just like Huggies!

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Christine Zuleger's avatar

Good One ☝️😂

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No Communism Here's avatar

It should or be "good #2"?

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Fred's avatar

🤣Good one! 😆

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Anne Clifton's avatar

Depends on what? No, don't even answer. 😉

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Depends adult diapers.

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Anne Clifton's avatar

Sorry, Kathleen, sometimes I'm too sarcastic for my own good.

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Paige Green's avatar

That was quick 😂😂😂

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ILoveherbs's avatar

Just priceless!😂

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Natalie's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dr Linda's avatar

Witty woman

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

It's the caffeine.

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Dr Linda's avatar

Ah, glorious caffeine and its wonders.

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Merry McIntyre's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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JC Nickisch's avatar

😂

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Bitsy54's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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cat's avatar

H.B. says to itself: I'm going to choose to post underneath the top-rated comment to trick people into buying my overpriced t-shirts.

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Susan Stephens's avatar

H.B. Is a tiresome troll

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Is it possible that HB and NN are the same?

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OnTheJump's avatar

" Itself. "

Spot on.

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Not sure they would "get it."

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Lew's avatar

I have a billion dollar idea -- let's rebrand plain ol' covid pcr tests as, say, The C19 POOP test, and sell it on Amazon to the Covidians. Include a pair of vinyl gloves, a tube of hand sanitizer and a designer mask emblazoned with the C&C logo and donate all profits to the Cause...

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DMang's avatar

And include a “sample” envelope to send for lab testing with Dr. Fauci’s address printed on it.

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Lew's avatar

That's a winner!

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Natalie's avatar

Yaaaaasssss 😅😅

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Susan T.'s avatar

A new Shark Tank episode in the waiting! 😂🤣😂

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Lew's avatar

It's such a sure thing (and supports a great cause) that Mr. Wonderful would probably go for it, although he'd undoubted;y want royalties

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

In this case, C&C will stand for 'Covid and Crap'.

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Lew's avatar

Good one! lol

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Daithi's avatar

Do like the ad for colon cancer where the little box arrives on your doorstep.

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Lew's avatar

yes -- and animated like Cologard, but perhaps with Fauci's face along with a poop emoji.

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Garden Lover's avatar

And include one of those toilet bowl stickers for target practice.

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KB's avatar

YES....keep them busy and occupied so they can get a break from OCD

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Lew's avatar

Quick -- get the copyright!

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Annie's avatar

Goes to show the msm media, lefties, covidians and their buddies are so full of bullcrap that it is too much for their bodies to handle.

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OnTheJump's avatar

That would explain all the crap they spew.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

4 masks should do the trick

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Renee Marie's avatar

And a plastic bag Ingrid! 😉😂

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

ROFL that will certainly do it !

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Jay Skywatcher's avatar

Cellophane ones keeps em from dying of COVID!

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WP William's avatar

i liked the masks made of feminine pads (unused ones); as laughable as the sexy lacy belly-dancer masks i saw a few wearing. It was NEVER serious now was it? Grandma knit me a mask for Christmas that matches my mittens. A HOAX we were asked to participate in just like not seeing any election abnormalities in 2020. Co-worker jokingly wore a true gas mask and would get stares---so if one was a TRUE believer you were also anathema in public...Looked like Never Say Die (Black Sabbath) album cover guy. I now have a mask for occasional use that says...."MASKS (don't) REALLY WORK!"

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

LOL the first time in the store they told me to mask I had on a crochet shawl and asked if that would do - Oh yes that is fine LOL. Even a wasp could go through these holes!

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JSR's avatar

I had a white lace headband!!

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

later on, I saw some who had made a face diaper out of nylon stockings ! they called it fake masks. By then I already had given up on them. Only used 3, mostly at Walmart, they handed them out and would not let you in without one. Several people took them off soon as they were inside. I stopped wearing them when I got nauseated. After that, I only shopped at the store next town over, where no one said a thing. No masks, there was only a marker on the door, to keep a distance. No specifications. There was a shield before the cashier but no one paid any attention to it. So nice.

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WP William's avatar

Following the letter of the mandate/recommendation, NOT the spirit of it was just fine 99% of the time.... at times I would use a boot covering over my jaw/nose--looked like a strapless feedbag, all i needed was blinders for my eyes and i would have been livestock with my critical-essential job to go to while others closed down restaurants and small retail shops while big business remained open and cashed in big on Payroll Protection $$$.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

SO much better had they been used.

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Kent's avatar

At least poke a whole in them so you can breathe!

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CStone's avatar

Kent, YES. But make it big enough to put a straw in. Draw lips on them, zigzag stitch around the lips. Then cut out the lips part. That way, if she gets hungry she can eat too. Maybe just ‘almost’ cut out the lips of the very top one, so it’s like a flap. And she can just flip it down, or up!

Oh man, I wish I had a bunch of masks . I would do it😂😂😂😂

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

oh my. I think I need to get back in the sewing room and start a business CStone!

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Garden Lover's avatar

In the height of it, I took a surgical mask, ripped a hole in the middle and protested in front of a local high school. LOL It drove the Covidians nuts.

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Melissa S's avatar

I have come to abhor the expression, “the new normal”, but it seems clear to me that the left is trying to normalize public defecation. Not only on our streets in leftist homeless havens such as Portland and San Francisco, but now places where families take their children. All “normal” now. So keep voting Democrat.

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Annie's avatar

Well they are full of it so.

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Michael Framson's avatar

Portland is dealing with shigella "Contagious shigella infection spreads through Portland area, renewing health warnings"

.........."Current disease patterns in Multnomah County suggest that fecal-oral spread through sexual contact may account for between half or two-thirds of all cases without international travel,” said Teresa Everson, Multnomah County deputy health officer.

https://katu.com/news/local/contagious-shigella-infection-spreads-through-portland-area-renewing-health-warnings

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Robin Canfield's avatar

🤔🫣🙄😷😷😷😷💩

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RunningLogic's avatar

Apparently they want cholera epidemics to make a comeback 🙄

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Robin Esau's avatar

The germaphobes won't be using public restrooms for a new reason...one flush of covid-grade poo will create an aerosol in the room that is unavoidable to inhale. If you can smell it, your mask is useless!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC_f0UAGwMU

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Karen's avatar

Back in the mask days I had two nurses argue with me about wearing a mask. I refused and they thought they told me off. Would love to have that conversation again with a great big I told you they didn't stop anything but spit.

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

I was just thinking that DEPENDS should be handed out before entering ANY Disney "amusement" park!! I am also wondering how many of these "poop depositors" are young children as the predominant sector of society that LOVES Disney is people under the age of 12--which sometimes do not have the best "bathroom manners"--especially those under the age of 3 1/2--LOL!! "DEPENDS" IS THE ANSWER!!

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Karen's avatar

Wonder if they are wiping their arse in line too!

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

OOOHHH...don't even want to THINK about that one, Karen!

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Not all of them are Mormons!

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CStone's avatar

😂😂😂. I had forgotten about Mitt Romney’s ‘holy underwear’. (Or is it holey underwear.......or wholly underwear?)

Nah. It was ‘Holy underwear’.

Robin to Batman: “Holy underwear, Batman!!”

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Karen's avatar

Aim for the hole or just shake it out!

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Elaine H's avatar

lol!!! That’s a good one!

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YM's avatar

No joke, that was seriously proposed by famous covid-fanatic Eric Feigl Ding.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Long underwear used to have buttoned back flaps....

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ChrisB's avatar

"...long diarrheaic stream of pandemic psychosis."

Six words entirely summarizing the past 4 years. Excellent work, counselor! 🏆

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Valerie's avatar

Jeff is THE BEST with words. No wonder he’s an attorney.

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Copernicus's avatar

Except he is an attorney whose words bring clarity rather than confusion! 👍🏻

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Kent's avatar

We in FL are lucky to have him in our population, Jeff is a privilege!

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Oma's avatar

Amen!!

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nik's avatar

With all the poo…..

Blue-collar attorney? 😂

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CStone's avatar

Wouldn’t it be ‘brown-collar’?)

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Susan Banks's avatar

Amen!! What a awesome feeling too!!

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Back in the days when I thought about going to law school most who were going into law were English majors in undergrad. Not sure if that's still the case, but when you think about it, law is words, words are law. And what words mean, all of the possible meanings, and how they are constructed, all of the possible ways they are constructed make a big, big difference in how they are interpreted as law. Like how "and," is significantly different in law than ", and", "shall" and "may" are distinctions with difference. Remember the, "it depends on what the definition of "is" is" parsing of a certain past lawyer president? Non-lawyer readers mock. Lawyers and judges nod their heads in agreement.

Studying English as a major introduces one to linguistics. Which is what George Orwell based his future (present?) dystopian "War is Peace, Ignorance is Strength and Freedom is Slavery" Newspeak on, linguistics can make each of those concepts true.

And now you understand why the Marxist Noam Chomsky became a professor of linguistics. You can repeal the US Constitution and all notions of individual freedom and liberty it protects in plain English without firing a bullet by redefining what the words in it mean. Revolution by nonviolent means of controlling language. Unless, of course, "words are violence" these days. Hmmm?

And judges rise in the ranks to higher and higher courts based on how cunning and flexible they are at linguistic gymnastics. The Olympians become Supreme Court justices.

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Peter d'Errico's avatar

excellent observation! You might appreciate an article from 1986 by Robert M. Cover, "Violence and the Word," 95 YALE L.J. 1601 (1986).

A quote from the first paragraph: "Interpretations in law also constitute justifications for violence which has already occurred or which is about to occur. When interpreters have finished their work, they frequently leave behind victims whose lives have been torn apart by these organized, social practices of violence. Neither legal interpretation nor the violence it occasions may be properly understood apart from one another."

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Thank you for sharing that, I'll dig into it.

I poked around your Stack to learn more about who appreciated my observation and found that my curiosity has overlapped with your life's academic and legal pursuits.

While I'm not a lawyer I've written more law in my career than most who practice and interpret it. I've met and worked with accomplished lawyers who've taken up civil liberties cases involving indigenous peoples, the lead attorney for Ward Churchill, David Lane, on his termination from CU over free speech issues. This isn't to say my values are in alignment with either of them, they mostly aren't. And while I've enjoyed cocktails and fascinating conversation with David Lane I found his defense of medical tyranny in 2020 reprehensible as a civil liberties attorney and lost all respect for him as I do for all frauds and phonies; I could overlook his far-left values, but not his indulgence in totalitarianism. Which, truth be told, is a prerequisite for applied Marxism as it exists outside academia.

And perhaps of interest to you is a Stack I wrote in 2022 about Russell Means, a transcript of a speech he gave that Mother Jones covered in 1980. It's where I learned a lot that destroyed preconceptions I had of him before I read his words in his own voice. Much of it applies to the insanity of our world we see unfolding around us today. I'd be curious about your obervations as they relate to his speech and my write up about it if you cared to offer them?

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/10/russell-means-mother-jones-interview-1980/

https://freedomfox.substack.com/p/teaching-an-old-fox-new-tricks

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Peter d'Errico's avatar

Small world! I have met Ward and think the brouhaha about him was an early straw in the wind of ‘identity politics’. I don’t know David Lane, but what you say about him makes sense to me.

I will definitely look at the links you sent… and get back to you, but not until I’m done with a project due on Jan 11…. much appreciated! I met Russell a couple times… his was an up and down career…

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Kent's avatar

I'll bet he's real expensive but you're almost guaranteed to win!

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CStone's avatar

From what I have been told he was a writer first.

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Jan Dickmeyer's avatar

That is the most acute painfully accurate description ever! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 It conjures up a visual of Peters riding the sewage wave on a surf board wearing his cool aviator shades and a mask of course.

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Oma's avatar

Jan Dickmeyer, as I was reading your comment, Fox News was reporting, “President Biden is Underwater with Polls!” I’m not sure I can finish drinking coffee and reading comments at the same time. I need a ‘Coffee Bib’ to make it through!

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Karen Bergmann's avatar

🤣

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Jan Dickmeyer's avatar

That is rich Oma🤣

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Daithi's avatar

Thats a shocking visual you just conjured up. Maybe he is riding the Poopline break instead of the Pipeline (north shore Oahu for the non- surfers among us). or is that Obama as he is hanging there this week.? gives a whole new meaning to Hang Loose. Aloha.

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ChrisB's avatar

Peters 🤣🤣🤣 Also, Comrade Fauci

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Jan Dickmeyer's avatar

Ha! Perfect Chris. Doesn’t one of these ‘billionarish’ persons want to recycle poop into drinking water for we less then poop preoccupied to partake of? 🤣

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Milwaukee's been turning its sewage sludge into fertilizer for sale for decades. Wonder how much $$$ the city has made from monetizing their crap? Enough to cover cost of water treatment?

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Robin Canfield's avatar

Michigan has done the same thing for decades,gives a whole new meaning to waste water run off!!

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Dr. Richard Moulton's avatar

Robert L. Peters?

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MayBella82's avatar

One of biden’s alias.. he used it in emails, I believe.

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Julie Ann B's avatar

🤣🤣🤣Just visualizing that word picture!!

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Holding an ice cream cone which gets splattered with ....

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Johnny Be Real's avatar

Consider it a “loose stream” since 2020

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Robin Canfield's avatar

😵‍💫🥴🥴🥴

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SheThinksLiberty's avatar

Except the counselor forgot the quotes around "pandemic." He does that...

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Alan Davis's avatar

Such a crappy update Jeff. 😂🤣

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Annie's avatar

Poop humor is so funny. 🤣🤣

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Joseph Kaplan's avatar

That’s why five year olds love it

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Annie's avatar

As well as this 62 year old. 😉😄

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rolandttg's avatar

no shit

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Gigi Gummerson's avatar

I’m just imagining Mike Rowe doing a show on this 🤣🤣🤣 can you imagine the comments he’d have?

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Annie's avatar

Haha! 😂😂😂 especially with a test kit to measure covid levels in the sewage. Probably much higher in highly vaxxed areas. 🤣🤣

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liz's avatar

dont you think they are putting it in the sewers, just like in the food, drinks, etc?

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Copernicus's avatar

Ooh, good point about the vaxed areas!

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ILoveherbs's avatar

Yes! If measuring for spike protein it would be higher in highly vx areas

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Oma's avatar

Especially after eating Chinese for dinner🤣

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Kent's avatar

Great choice, Rowe. Can you just imagine the look on his face as he plunges his gloved mitts into a sewage sample? His look enough would set me LMAO. Love Rowe for all the unusual tasks he takes on, he's a real star IMO

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laura-ann Knox's avatar

Plus, he's a conservative

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MnmMom's avatar

Hmmm.. After this C&C update, I wonder if Jeff’s work would qualify as a “dirty job”? Anyone know how to submit Jeff for Mike Rowe’s show?

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Loretta's avatar

I recently found his podcast, which I find very entertaining.... ESPECIALLY when he interviews his mother, about once a month.

"The Way I Heard It"

Check it out!

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TeacherLori's avatar

😷I had to take my son to the ER near Seattle, WA, this week and was surprised to see a huge sign at the entry requiring masks. Another smaller sign explained the areas where masks are required and that this policy was effective beginning Dec 5, 2023. I took photos for my own documentation; at one time I wanted to create a book filled with “The Signs of Our Times.”🫤

Oh, by the way, I didn’t wear a mask and no one said a thing to me. But almost everyone else was masked up.

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Courage

If you’ve read Cormac McCarthy’s dark and beautiful novel All the Pretty Horses, you’ll remember the key question that Emilio Perez asks John Grady, one that cuts to the core of life and what we all must do to live a life worth living.

“The world wants to know if you have cojones. If you are brave?”

Resist

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Niki Stone's avatar

Good on you! Hope your son is okay.

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Formerly_Known_As_Someone's avatar

Seems maybe mandated behind the pharmacy counter at CVS, all the employees seem to wear them—I think they had stopped for a while.

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Kathryn Dewalt's avatar

I avoid CVS whenever possible.

I had an Aetna Medicare Supplement all of 2023, and my OTC quarterly benefit was ordered from and supplied by CVS. The brands were predominantly (like 93%) CVS brand...

And the cost of my one and only prescription med was higher at CVS...even with Good Rx.

So I asked Alexa who owns AETNA INSURANCE.

CVS does.

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Modern Day Drifter's avatar

CVS is the worst! They have been my PPOs preferred provider as long as I can remember. I have constantly had issues with them. The past year and a half they have not accepted my insurance and every time I have had a rx filled, I have had to have my insurance contact them directly to fill my rx. The past 6 months they wouldn’t fill any rx even with my insurance company calling in for an override. I have had to use a discount service like Good RX. I have spent countless hours on the phone with my insurance and CVS customer service.

The issue has been finally straightened out. Because I live a lifestyle of traveling (motorhome), I get my maintenance rx filled in different states. CVS tried to take advantage of Oklahoma law and is now not filling Maintenance rx for out of state insurance companies, forcing people to use mail in rx. I suspect this move bungled up their whole system as I was not even able to fill a rx for an antibiotic in another state. I will not use CVS and would not recommend them to anyone. When this issue finally resolved, I was informed by their customer service this was an Oklahoma issue. In my opinion, corporate is giving their customer service misinformation maybe even disinformation. Corporate greed at its best! Sorry for the rant, mostly just venting.

https://kfor.com/news/local/cvs-caremark-prescription-decision-ends-90-day-prescriptions-for-some-in-oklahoma/amp/

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FourWinds's avatar

I work in a pharmacy and we hate calling CVS for prescription transfers. They WILL NOT answer the phone. We've been on hold for over an hour at times. It seems they are so short staffed and so busy that the phone is the least of their concerns. To an extent, I understand. There's only so much a person can do.

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FourWinds's avatar

Took my dad for some tests in December. Stupid masks signs everywhere. We did not wear masks and everyone left us alone. I only saw one couple with them and they looked terrified.

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Kim Thompson's avatar

Wastewater, sewage testing is a tax payer funded reality in Michigan, nobody asked us if we wanted to pay for this. It is found especially at our colleges. Yes our state is still tracking Covid cases you will be pleased to know Michigan still has no flu cases hasn’t had any for 3 years now. Go figure and the official math stinks they need to go back to school and learn how to add.

Disney also seems to be groomers paradise and pedo central and has been for a while now. It is not some where I wish to take my young ones or teens.

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Brenda Bergsma's avatar

Michigan leadership is evil. Whitmer and her girls are horrible.

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Michelle Rollinger's avatar

Evil is a perfect name for Michigan’s top 3.

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Beth Fleet's avatar

She wants to be president in the worst way too

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Dr. Richard Moulton's avatar

She would be a president in the worst way. BTW, are you related to the enema company?

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Beth Fleet's avatar

I wish

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Brenda Bergsma's avatar

She would be terrible as president..... probably equal to what Hilary would have been. She tried very hard to be Biden's VP.....it would have been terrible for the country but maybe better for Michigan to have been rid of her.

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Sherry 1's avatar

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤡

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MaryAnn's avatar

Speaking of Whitmer for pres: my local rag ran an Op-Ed today by a guy named Carl P Leubsdorf. It was his crystal ball month-by-month for ‘24. Whitmer wins the Dem nomination on the third ballot at the Chicago DNC. Whitmer then becomes the first woman pres, defeating Trump 333-205 (Electoral College).

That is the stuff of nightmares.

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Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

Makes me so happy I’m retired. I’m NOT paying for the poo analysis.

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Kim Thompson's avatar

Do you live in Michigan? Chances are you are still paying state income tax even if retired.

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Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

Yes, you’re right. 😕

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YYR's avatar

Weird. No flu! We've had a ton of ferocious flu B here in GA, but I haven't heard a peep about COVID🤔

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AJF's avatar

As far as the Newsweek headline goes, I remember reading that a large percentage of people only read headlines and the MSM "journalists" know this.

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Stariel291's avatar

And of those that actually read an article, less than 10% will ever see a retraction even if it is published. Journalism is one giant scam.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

newsweek used to be somewhat readable, but in these last years, has shown its true face. another rag to clean up poop with.

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The Fifster's avatar

What not good enough to wrap your daily catch?...

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

make sure the ideas don't give off onto your catch though ! LOL

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YYR's avatar

Full disclosure, headlines are written by editors, not the writers.

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Donna in MO's avatar

Another example of media laziness/shortcuts beyond the stock photo misinformation: Facebook posts. My mom is one of the few remaining loyal subscribers of our pitiful birdcage liner KC Star newspaper. I will peruse her copy from time to time and rather than contact actual citizens for commentary to flesh out an article, they cherry pick FB comments that of course fit whatever narrative it is they are trying to spin. Never mind if the comments run 2 or 3 to one AGAINST their narrative de jour, they just cherry pick the juiciest ones that agree with them and call it a day. Print media journalism is dead as a doornail.

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Valerie's avatar

I have this exact thing going on w my parents. They are incredulous and irritated that we don’t read the local paper when we’re there, then say we’re addicted to our devices....as we’re sitting there reading the news. Lol, it’s ridiculous. I wouldn’t read their local paper if I got paid to do it.

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Dave's avatar

18 years ago we moved from Denver to our little town on Colorado’s western border. The local paper was a conservative relief from the liberal Denver Post. A few years later it was bought and converted to liberal garbage. So sad. Canceled the paper. Canceled cable. Now I find news on sites like this that have demonstrated the desire to seek truth amid the lies.

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Fre'd Bennett, MAHA's avatar

Same thing happened to the Daily Oklahoman which was formerly the most right leaning paper in the country. E.K. Gaylord is spinning in his grave.

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Valerie's avatar

Funny you said this... my parents are in Colorado Springs. Let me just say that it is a VERY different place than where I grew up. Also, their paper is horrible.

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rolandttg's avatar

My wife picks up old newspapers from her weekly visits to her brother. I find them very useful, and would have a hard time starting the fires in my wood stove without them. I used to make it a point to read Dilbert before it was removed for the author's wrong think reversal on the Covid dogma, but now I just crumple all of the paper unread.

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Donna in MO's avatar

Yeah, I actually liked reading the daily newspaper. In print. Subscribed way longer than we should have as I justified it by saying it did keep us abreast of local news and events. But after the Trump election in 2016 I couldn't take it any more and cancelled. Vast majority of content today is AP or other newspapers like the WaPo, not much local any more. Skeleton crew of local reporters compared to ~20 years ago, and all token conservatives are long gone. Mom is 85, her assisted living place has about a dozen subscribers -suspect a lot of their subscriber base is the same demographic.

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Sue Rosenthal's avatar

Check out the Epoch Times in Print. I really like it. My local Kroger has it available

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Valerie's avatar

Exactly. My parents are 83 and 91. (Still living in their own home with no help, which makes me happy)

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ILoveherbs's avatar

How wonderful for both you & them!

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Valerie's avatar

It’s amazing!

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Donna in MO's avatar

That's awesome! Mom had been on her own since my dad passed in 2014, had downsized to an apartment but was needing more and more help. Mentally she is sharp but physically she was never in great shape and 2 years of sheltering in place left her unable to even make it through the grocery store without 'her legs giving out'. One thing led to another and she moved to assisted living this summer. She is now 5 minutes away, vs 30 minutes before. She was bound and determined to hate it but the socialization has been really good for her.

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John infinity N's's avatar

These zero covid people need to start aiming at the origins of covid like these bio labs. Just like those who say you are killing grandma, IT'S THE ILLEGAL GAIN OF FUNCTION RESEARCH FUNDED BY THE US GOVERNMENT THAT IS KILLING GRANDMA, not me. Instead of trying to mandate masks they need to be protesting the biolabs. Or do these idiots still believe this came from bat soup?

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The Great Resist's avatar

Bat soup eaten by a pangolin.

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Tom's avatar

And that pangolin then serially passed it through ferrets. Ferrets that the pangolin had bred to have humanized ACE2 receptors.

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Renee Morris's avatar

"I’m not saying I don’t trust them, but … your factual mileage may vary. Consume at your own risk." Words to live by in all aspects of today's societal marketplace. Thanks, Jeff!!

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Roger Beal's avatar

Want to protect yourself from infection by contact with wastewater? Stop swimming in the cesspool.

I realize that, for progressives, complying with such a command requires a complete change of lifestyle. But hey, sometimes you gotta sacrifice for the greater good!

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Bill Gates wants us to drink wastewater.

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Marilynne Martin's avatar

California approved "Toilet to Tap" weeks ago. That is probably why so much testing is going on with wastewater across the country.

We will all be drinking it soon.

https://fortune.com/2023/12/19/california-oks-new-rules-wastewater-drinking/

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devoalan's avatar

Hate to break it to you all, but all water you drink is wastewater. Especially those of you that live inland away from the Great Lakes. Sorry. Spent ten years of my working life in sewage unfortunately.

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WP William's avatar

i love living downstream of the Progressive Pooping Class Elites of my community; i get free pharmaceuticals in my water and get to pay out the As- for it.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

I know most of Europe does. Otherwise, it is very polluted 'cleaned' water. Most of the bottled water is 'puriefied' water as well. And, well, animals poop too, and it all sips into the ground, and then it ends up in my well I guess LOL. P is not poisonous. If you look at some lotions and creams, they have Urea in it. That is P

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Rich Earth Institute. Summer 2022, knew from soil lab test that all my soil needed was N--bought 50# bags of bloodmeal (each setting me back some $136 each bag). Last summer, only used our urine. Cabbages were amazing in size and health (no bugs).

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

I remember from our history lessons, that in old Rome they had carts to collect early morning urine and treated skin conditions with it. better to use these old remedies that do not poison us! Thanks for the link

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Fre'd Bennett, MAHA's avatar

On vacation in Spain recently my rental car warning went off with a "UREA" warning and wouldn't stop.

It was about 20 km before I realized the diesel needed Ad Blue.

(Not familiar with diesel engines and didn't know why they would need ammonia added to the fuel.)

Maybe I shoulda just peed in the tank.

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Good point to explain all the testing that is going on.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

and another reason to leave CAcalifornia if you haven't yet

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

I imagine we all have been anyway--for a long time. Where does the wastewater-treatment-plant effluent go? Into the rivers? I fear it may be time to look seriously at a Berkee

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rolandttg's avatar

Anybody who is drinking Dasani ,Aquafina, or any other brand owned by a too big to fail corporation probably already is. Reverse osmosis is used on a variety of feedstock, and you can bet these ghouls avail themselves of the cheapest available.

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HHM's avatar

What could go wrong?

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FourWinds's avatar

That man can go jump in a lake, no pun intended. I love my well on my property.

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Annie's avatar

They got poop 💩 for brains. 😅😅😅 this poop hysteria has me laughing hysterically!🤣🤣🤣

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ChrisB's avatar

I mean, we're all in this together, amiright? 😉

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Hannahlehigh's avatar

I hate to tell you but God is the only one who can save us, repent your sins and plant yourself with Him, man is not a god, he cannot save you.

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Kitkat's avatar

Good morning and Happy New Year from the west coast. 😃

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Kitkat's avatar

Here’s a novel concept. How about encouraging people to wash their hands, especially after using the loo!

Instead of “stay home save lives”. It could just be “wash your gross hands!” 🤣

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nik's avatar

I said that about schools before Covid ! Have the little kiddos line up before lunch and teach them to wash those hands !!

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AngelaK's avatar

There is no etiquette or self discipline of any kind taught in the US anymore (schools)..and I consider a habit of washing hands before meals ( especially for children) good etiquette and/or manners.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

And washing hands whenever coming inside--especially after shopping (always did this with my little ones)

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Karen Bandy's avatar

Remember that huge hand washing circular sink, 10 kids could fit around it, and it was a novelty to press the foot bar to activate the water. The only gross part was the gritty soap, was that borax?

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Romgrp's avatar

Yes!! Wash thy hands! 🙌🏼

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Trish's avatar

S#*T Happens!

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Annie's avatar

My daughter had a bib that said "Spit happens."

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Jessica Libolt's avatar

We need to shift the narrative to the truth about immunity....if your immune system is healthy & strong, you don’t “catch” viruses. We conservatives need to encourage people to take responsibility for themselves. Eat healthy, exercise, breathe fresh air, get adequate sleep, etc and let your God-given immune system do what it was created to do!

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Niki Stone's avatar

It was biggest one of the red flags when there was no healthy advice, natural immunity was called a conspiracy theory and now the FDA is banning cold medicine. We need more natural medicine and the teaching of how to use things like mullin leaf to clear the lungs.

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FourWinds's avatar

I also found it suspicious that they said all herbs did not work just one week after the scamdemic was declared. Really? Did they bother testing them? Nope. I expect nonsense like that out of the FDA, but even some natural practitioners were saying that. My guess is they were plants, not actual practitioners. Most herbal remedies take time to work and usually a determination can't be made in a very short amount of time.

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Niki Stone's avatar

Exactly. What they did with ivermectin was horrendously shameful. I had a lawyer tell me for 20 min it was a horse medicine - just couldn't understand they had been deceived.

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