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TriTorch's avatar

Good Monday morning everyone. Found these quotes for you on the @dukeofgood substack

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The Greatest Man In History Was Named

Jesus

He had no servants, yet they called Him master

He had no degree, yet they called Him teacher

He has no medicine, yet they called Him healer

He had no army, yet kings feared Him

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

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I would rather stand with God and be judged by the world

Than stand with the world and be judged by God

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Christ is hated because sin is loved

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The elites don't want you to know this, but you can just convert to Christianity and live forever.

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What if we began to treat our bibles the way we treat our cell phones:

What if we...

...carried it with us everywhere?

...turned back to go get it if we forgot it?

...checked it for messages throughout the day?

...used it in case of an emergency?

...spent an hour or more on it each day?

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Robin Greer's avatar

Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ richly dwell within you, with all wisdom teaching and admonishing one another with psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with thankfulness in your hearts to God. 17 Whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks through Him to God the Father.

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On an island's avatar

Robin, thank you for posting this as it has special meaning for me. Almost a year ago, a deranged lunatic rammed me from behind about 5 times while i was driving down a busy two lane road. He then veered into oncoming traffic and hit 3 cars. Thankfully, no one was severely injured.

In the police report he cited Colossians 3:17 and said God told him to do it. Although I don’t adhere to dogma, i took it not as a message to him, but to me. To help me reconsider things and perhaps come to a point where i might believe in God again. Still working on it, but i do very much (oddly?) find comfort in this passage.

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Robin Greer's avatar

It's been almost 30 years ago that I was traveling with my husband and we were hit head on by a drunk driver and I was as close to dying as one can get. I can honestly thank the Lord everyday for that event in our lives. I would never change it if I could. That single event focused my attention on God in ways that I had never done before. I learned to trust God more deeply, to love God more deeply, and to worship God more deeply. I couldn't learn those things any other way. I'm thankful that God is determined to make me more like Christ and He will do whatever it takes. His grace is sufficient for me and His love of me is overwhelming. I learned to define my circumstances through God's character rather than defining God through my circumstances. There's so much more to that story that there is not enough space to share here. Prayers that you will grow in your love for the Lord.

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Susan Clack's avatar

THIS ā˜šŸ¼ā˜šŸ¼ā˜šŸ¼ is why I love the C&C Community so much. God is present here EVERY DAY. I am amazed and blessed by both of your testimonies. šŸ™ŒšŸ¼šŸ•ŠļøšŸ™šŸ¼šŸ˜‡ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„šŸ«¶šŸ¼

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Lori's avatar

Darn right on that! Yay Jesus! God rocks!

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

Me Too Susan,

I will second that!

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DKees's avatar

Amen to that! What an amazing group Jeff has assembled! šŸ™

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Verve's avatar

This is really beautiful - thank you for sharing this - it gives us all hope and a reason for our hope- HE is the reason for our hope. God bless you and I hope you have a magnificent Easter this year! Hugs from SWFL.

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P Flournoy's avatar

šŸ‘†šŸ»This is what Joni Erickson Tata says about her accident that paralyzed her from the neck down.

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Robin Greer's avatar

God has greatly used Joni's testimony. May we all know each of our stories is designed to bring glory to God, remind us of who He is, and bring encouragement to others by sharing that story with them. Corrie Ten Boom is another person whose story is so encouraging.

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Mary H.'s avatar

Romans 8:28, "And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose."

Count it ALL joy!

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Robin Greer's avatar

Amen!

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Amy C.'s avatar

This brought tears to my eyes.....so happy for you!

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Robin Greer's avatar

To God be the glory.

Deuteronomy 10:21 He is your praise and He is your God, who has done these great and awesome things for you which your eyes have seen.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

just curious.

Did you have an NDE?

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Robin Greer's avatar

I don't know if you would call it a near-death experience, but I do remember feeling like I was having an out of body experience where I felt like I was watching from outside my body. I was on a lot of morphine so there's that factor. But the encouraging thing that I can definitively tell you is that I could always hear what people were saying so if you have a loved one that cannot communicate, it doesn't mean that they cannot hear you.

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sempervirens's avatar

During my nursing career, I always talked to my patients no matter what their condition. If I didn’t know them well I would talk about something really positive. I would explain what I was doing and not to be afraid. What bothered me a lot or other healthcare providers were treated them as if they weren’t there that they couldn’t hear. Some of these people were not meaning to be unkind, but were. I tried to explain that I knew they could hear me because they would cooperate if I was doing a treatment. I asked one particular other nurse to watch when I talk to a patient. This patient had been comatose longer than the hospital. Wanted her to be. If you get my drift, because she had no insurance. She was costing this particular facility money. I didn’t work there. I was doing some clinical training there while I was a nursing student. The staff nurse was rather surprised when I told the patient I needed to turn her, when instead of needing two people to accomplish this, I was able to gently position her to help avoid any bed sores. She cooperated she could hear me I knew she could hear me. Why did I know? Some of it was because I understood biology but much of it is because I saw her spirit.

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Robin Greer's avatar

I'm thankful to God for nurses like you who care. Very rare indeed.

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sempervirens's avatar

Thank you. I had a great example in my mother who was always kind as a nurse. She was an Army nurse anesthetist in WW2 who served in the ETO. Afterwards she worked in a number of positions. She was a real hero in so many ways.

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sempervirens's avatar

Sorry for the typos and somewhat garbled sentences. I used the dictation option for my comment. When I type manually on my phone it takes a long time. I should have waited until I was using my iPad with a keyboard! It just took me longer to write this than the above text did to use the dictation option! šŸ¤“

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Robin Greer's avatar

No worries šŸ˜‰. My typing is atrocious.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

thanks I did NOT know that! Wow. That is an amazing revelation; ALL should know this, should hear this direct account (or others similar) so they can effectually pray for their loved ones in a death crisis.

Studying NDE's for years(many books) by ITSELF alone has given me FULL faith of life after death, the true existence of Yeshua / G-d, and the joy awaiting me. . . and ALL. I did not require the full . . . experience. Hearing was believing.

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Robin Greer's avatar

Romans 10:14 How then will they call on Him in whom they have not believed? How will they believe in Him whom they have not heard? And how will they hear without a preacher? 15 How will they preach unless they are sent? Just as it is written, ā€œHow beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news of good things!ā€

Matthew 13:16 But blessed are your eyes because they see, and your ears because they hear. 17 For truly I tell you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

awww, come one now!

I'm misting up.

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Alice Ball's avatar

This is known in hospitals......hearing is the last sense to go so keep talking to your loved one, even if you think they can't hear.

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Peace's avatar

Just by imagining myself in that position - unable to communicate outwardly yet understanding what everyone is saying around me - helps to give insight about what to say and do to be of comfort.

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Martha72's avatar

A lot of times, you think people cannot hear, they are comatose - they hear. You should always talk to people even if you think they are unconscious, talk in a positive way, read the Bible, pray aloud, play praise music. Don't talk about them in their presence as if they can't hear. One of my sisters died after a long illness, and after a lifetime of some very difficult disabilities. At the end, she was receiving hospice care. I was not with her at the end, but my daughter had asked one of my sisters to play the song "I will Change Your Name" for her. Due to tech issues, that had not been possible. It is a beautiful song about God giving us a new name - you will no longer wounded, no anxiety - but your name will be,

"Joyfulness, Overcoming One, Faithfulness, Friend of God, One who Seeks my Face." At the very end, my oldest sister was able to play this for my younger sister who was no longer "conscious," who immediately became very peaceful - and then, it was the end of her illness as she moved into her new life. The song is here https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=mcafee&p=song+i+will+change+your+name+you+will+no+longer+be+called+wounded&type=E210US1079G0#id=13&vid=7e2341b2a08574b997f3703864e680ed&action=view In the case of this sister, it was a blessing for her to go on to her new life, but often there are people who are "unconscious" who can report on things they heard while seemingly unaware, and it is important to assume they hear and give encouragement and love because they often do have some awareness.

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Peace's avatar

I plan on creating a playlist for myself if I'm in a position to be "needing" some music to soothe my soul - such as you described. I'll add this to the list!

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Martha72's avatar

I have a couple of other favorites that you may like - Behold the Lamb by John Willett - the piano in this is very soothing and beautiful, and the lyrics are very nice - Lord of all, give us light, deliver us from evil. Make us one, be our shield, Make still the winds that blow, cradle us with love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpzyH98h09s&list=RDMM

One other is Michael W. Smith's "Sovereign Over Us." To me, the music is very beautiful and the words are a beautiful reminder that God is with us no matter what - "with us in the fire and the flood." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lay-r2g52SQ

You are working in our waiting, sanctifying us,

When beyond our understanding, you're teaching us to trust.

Your plans are still to prosper, you have not forgotten us,

You're with us in the fire and the flood,

Faithful forever, perfect in love, You are sovereign over us.

So - if you are making a list, you might like to have these on it as well as the other. And play them now, often, to embed them in your memory.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

thank you Martha.

That is inspiring and I will always remember this and Robin's experience.

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Peace's avatar

I've not heard this beautiful piece - thank you for sharing.

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Bgagnon's avatar

I’ve always been told that hearing is the first sense activated at birth and the last to turn off at death. I’ve had some experiences that validate to me.

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Martha72's avatar

Before birth - Babies can hear beginning anywhere between 16 to 22 weeks of pregnancy. There has been research where women are asked to read certain things to the baby during pregnancy, and then it can be seen that babies can recognize stories they have heard repeatedly, they prefer their mother's voice to the voice of strangers. They are beginning to learn language before birth. Some people put headsets with music on the abdomen, but some experts recommend against that - babies can hear and enjoy music, but with headsets it could be too loud for them - but calming classical music is best and they can hear a piano in the room - the fluid in the uterus transmits sound to them - or the mother or father singing to them, they will hear. Bonding between parents and can child often begins even during pregnancy, and reading pleasant children's stories or playing soothing music or singing to the child is all good, because they do hear. Earlier research did not originally recognize just how early in pregnancy babies begin to hear, now they place it earlier than what they used to say, but I don't know how much they hear at 16 weeks, but there is no question they do hear during pregnancy and their ability to hear and learn from what they hear increases as the pregnancy progresses.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

When we had our two kids neither of us were aware of this. . . and, thinking back, MANY, many things!

Every young couple should be taught this; every teenager should be taught this in biology class.

The knowledge of this and what it implies is huge.

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St. Alia the Knife's avatar

Your comment reminds me of this verse:

Ephesians 4:29 Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

In thinking that through just a wee bit, what are the consequences, both good and bad, for what babies hear in utero? It stands to reason that a baby who hears loving communication between family members will already have a head start on feeling loved and secure vs. a baby who is developing in the womb surrounded by angry, bitter people.

Just a thought that occurred whilst I was reading everyone's comments.

Mrs. "the Knife"

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Juju's avatar

Your last two sentences are worth more than anyone realizes. That state of being open and willing to hear God’s voice and see where it leads. ā€œAsk, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.ā€ Matthew 7:7 That’s a promise from God.

When we aren’t willing to hear Him and seek Him, we will never find anything and the realization of the truth will remain closed to us. It’s another kind of ā€œwaking up.ā€

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On an island's avatar

Thanks for those kind words Juju and for sharing that inspiring passage from Matthew. I will keep asking! šŸ™

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Lori's avatar

May the Holy Spirit continue to work wonders in your life. Blessed Easter, Christ is risen.

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Robin Greer's avatar

Amen! May you have a blessed Easter as well. He is risen indeed!

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Tricia Velsor's avatar

He is risen indeed!

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RJ Rambler's avatar

All who wear a badge or claim a name aren't who they pretend to be. True Christians are still human in body and there mind is still being untwisted to understand the True Spirit. There are many men who falsely add and certainly detract from God's true Word, in the flesh is Jesus The Christ. God answers all prayer that aligns with His Good Will. Paying this for and with you.

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Margot Wooster's avatar

Praise God! He knows exactly what we need. He can even give grace to forgive and pray for deranged lunatics who seek to harm us.

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Sondy's avatar

When you see God’s hand at work in a fearful and a possible tragic circumstance, it is a life changing moment. I sing praises to my Lord and Savior every day for His intervention and healingšŸ™šŸ™šŸ™

Thank you for sharing your truths for us all to be encouraged and thankful. šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™

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P Flournoy's avatar

šŸ‘†šŸ» Robin Greer, this is what Joni Erickson Tata says about her accident that paralyzed her from the neck down.

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Robin Greer's avatar

Corrie Ten Boom is another person whose story I find so encouraging. I love reading and watching Christian biographies.

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Elaine Russky's avatar

When she was alive and traveling, I got to hear her speak in person. Such an unassuming presence, and yet so powerful. There's a new book about her WWII experience, and life before her imprisonment. It's worth reading. "The Watchmaker's Daughter: The True Story of World War II Heroine Corrie ten Boom" by Larry Loftis

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Martha72's avatar

That is an excellent book. I have read it.

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P Flournoy's avatar

I actually met her and I knew her Caregiver distantly. At one time there was a museum set up in her honor at Dallas Baptist University. I’ve read both of her books and saw the movie the hiding place. She was one of my favorite heroes.

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Robin Greer's avatar

She has a wonderful testimony and has encouraged so many to pursue God over the decades of her challenging life.

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Austin's avatar

For you this day: John 3:1-7

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RJ Rambler's avatar

:16-18

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RJ Rambler's avatar

Amen!

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Jamison's avatar

Beautiful verse.

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walk2write's avatar

ā€œCheck it for messages throughout the day.ā€ Instead of just reading a passage once in the morning as per my Bible Reading Plan, that is exactly what I’m going to do. I don’t just eat once a day, so why shouldn’t I be nourished by the Word throughout the day?

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Jamie's avatar

Yes. ā€œHunger and thirst for righteousnessā€ & ā€œpray without ceasingā€ are directions!!!

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Verve's avatar

great point!!!

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Jamison's avatar

A Christian mentor of mine vowed to never spend more time on social media than she spent reading her Bible.

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Franklin O'Kanu's avatar

We need the true Church and Christians to rise up vs organized religion that uses the name in vain for political and financial benefit: https://unorthodoxy.substack.com/p/why-religion-shut-down-half-of-who

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Johnny Be Real's avatar

That is a very good article. I also came to this conclusion years ago through personal experiences. Hence my handle Johnny Be Real (not good).

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Reasonable Horses's avatar

Be real good! I like the idea that "we are spiritual forces." Luther believed the Holy Spirit is the force gifted to us as power to confront and overcome three things that can cripple and destroy us: a corrupt and doomed society (the world), the human nature we inherited from Adam and Eve’s original sin (the flesh), and direct assaults from satanic forces (the devil). Of course not all Christians see it that way, but it's a useful schema for identifying moment by moment impediments to being who Christ intends us to be.

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Johnny Be Real's avatar

If you accept we are spiritual forces, the meaning of being polite completely shifts. Don’t go looking for conflict, but there is no avoiding it if you mingle with society.

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Franklin O'Kanu's avatar

Thanks Sir! Glad you appreciated it! 😊

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Elaine Russky's avatar

There's not much I'd agree with in that article, but I agree that organized religion has gone off the rails. We need to get rid of the tax-exempt status of religious groups, including churches. Some are hauling in more revenue than a Taylor Swift concert. However well-intentioned the law was, it has been abused.

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Carlos's avatar

If you are a 503. You are owned by the IRS.

You are totally right, the mega churches are a BIG business. Literally a production company.

There are few that have real love for the gospel but the bad ones are a lot more common.

Every time that they fail. They hurt exponentially the Truth movement.

To many have just done that and many believers would never come back and judge the gospel because of the actions of the pastor.

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P Flournoy's avatar

And then the question is were they ever really disciples of Christ.

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Mary H.'s avatar

Thank you TriTorch!!! I absolutely LOVE this !

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Carlos's avatar

President Trump issued a message ringing with the unapologetic moral clarity of the Founders—something no modern president has dared emulate:

I guess and I’m so happy to witness the answer of our Lord and Savior.

We did pray constantly 2 Chronicles 7:14

HE HEARD US…

PRAISE GOD.

The leaders of this country and the People has turned their evil ways.

GOD HAS BLESSED AMERICA šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

And we say. Amen and Amen šŸ™

THANK YOU JESUS.

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

I posted 2 Chronicles 7:14 on my MeWe.com profile as my "profile image" and prayed over that Bible verse constantly as well. IT IS BEARING FRUIT indeed.

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Lori's avatar

Jesus is All! Blessed Holy Week to All! Thank you Jesus for your sacrifice to cleanse us of sin and to help us choose the straight and narrow path. Please take care of our nation and keep the faithful strong and may the Holy Ghost moves the hearts of those that lust for things that do not last. Blessed Holy Trinity, Blessed Messiah.

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Verve's avatar

TriTorch, you hit it out of the park as usual. A very blessed Easter to you and big hugs from SWFL

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Principled Pragmatist's avatar

Love this… and how about we ONLY bring our Bibles (or, only ourselves) to church, and not our cell phones?

Having a bit of a problem with the clergy at our church who are reluctant to amend the announcement at the opening of our service, from ā€œplease silence all electronic devicesā€, to ā€œplease silence and put out of view all electronic devicesā€.

Increasingly people are staring at their cell phones now during service, not at the altar or the crucifix. Really is a distraction and an unsettling, irreverent development IMO.

Damn the Hallow app! It may have its place, but it should not be in the sanctuary. I read the day’s readings prior to leaving my home for mass each day.

I dread the day when all the congregants are staring at their iPhones or iPads.

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Joanne's avatar

Maybe they are reading their scripture on their phone Bible app. as I and many others do.

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Principled Pragmatist's avatar

Guess you didn’t read my comment. Yes they are, but it’s awful to have to be looking at a bunch of blue screens in pews ahead of you. Churches should have designated area for people to sit who can’t live without their phones, even in sacred places and sacred ceremonies.

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MaryAnn's avatar

This past Sunday I sat in front of someone who was typing on her phone the entire service. I could hear the keys clicking. So distracting! She even got a couple of text alerts with a series of notes. Her husband told her to just turn it off. She ignored him. She was clearly oblivious.

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Principled Pragmatist's avatar

Thank you. A woman who was using her app to follow the daily readings, after I shared with her, the distraction and the reverence of being on your phone during service, said that sometimes her kids would text her a picture of her grandkids, etc., and she found herself unable to resist the temptation of opening it. She ended up agreeing with me. Just leave the phone in the car. Focus for 30, 60, or whatever minutes of your day on the moment of being with Christ or with whoever you honor or worship. Not a lot of time to be offline.

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Martha72's avatar

Well, there was a time when the common people did NOT have any Bibles, and the Bibles were hand made by monks in the monastery, and big enough they were too large and heavy to carry around, plus too expensive, so the common people did not have Bibles to read the days' Scripture readings at church for centuries, and the common people could not read anyway. After the Gutenberg printing press in the 1400's, then more people could have their own prayer books and Bibles, and a lot more people were reading, and carrying prayer books and Bibles to church. So that was a new thing back then, and maybe back then there were those who thought - WHY do all those people have to bring their own books to church. It is disrespectful to not listen to the priest when he is reading the Scriptures... So now, fast forward 550 years or however long it has been, and the digital Bibles and digital prayer books are today's Bibles and prayer books. Different from what people had in the past, but still a way to read the Scriptures and not miss a word if the acoustics are bad, or the priest reads with an unintelligible African accent. In the Catholic churches, there often are foreign priests brought in who don't speak understandable English. So it is helpful to have a book whether print or digital, and I don't see the harm of a digital book.

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Principled Pragmatist's avatar

Valid points, but read before attending service in the church. It is rude and inconsiderate to fellow churchgoers when someone pulls out their phones with their blue lights. Or at the very least, sit in one of the back pews.

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RJ Rambler's avatar

I love my Bible app!

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Principled Pragmatist's avatar

That’s great! Just keep it out of our churches!!

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Susan Clack's avatar

First Comment out of the gate, and it's getting shared!! God bless you, TT!! šŸ•ŠļøšŸ™ŒšŸ¼šŸ˜‡šŸ™šŸ¼ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„

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Jeff S's avatar

Beautiful.

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Bill Campbell's avatar

Marvelous, my brother.

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shayne's avatar

Thank you for this TT. A very welcome read this morning.

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MarshaLouise's avatar

These are wonderful, some are new to me. Thank you, TriTorch!

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Ned B.'s avatar

Israel VS Palestine. What would Jesus do?

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George's avatar

He would probably tell them to repent and follow him

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Reasonable Horses's avatar

Same as He tells us, right? American Christians have been late to confess our timidity and ask for God’s forgiveness. We have paid a heavy price ā€œbecause the Lord disciplines the one He loves, and He chastens everyone He accepts as His sonā€ (Hebrews 12:6). Does that not prove we are His children and heirs? It is time to act again like we are. ā€œFor I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believesā€ (Romans 1:16).

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Roger Beal's avatar

He might begin by throwing the moneychangers out of the temples of Judaism and Islam.

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CStone's avatar

He would smite the Islamist terrorist and their supporters with blindness . Because of the blackness of their hearts.

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Apr 14Edited

Ned, re: your poignant question. He would love them all. He would teach the deep and personal meanings of his "Sermon On the Mount," emphasizing "Love your neighbor as yourself. Be good to them who despitefully use you."

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randall stoehr's avatar

Great Find...and Posted TT!

He is Risen.

He has risen indeed!

The Proclamations stand forever ready and Holy!

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Bill Campbell's avatar

Good Morning. Jeff, you have constantly "complained" about how to describe the swirl of events that have been happening since January 20. Not sure if it was intentional, but your opening statement of "Revolutonary news" nails it. No need to waste brain cells on any other adjectives, adverbs or whatever. It is truly revolutionary. You are the best!!

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Dan McRae's avatar

We are living through the Second American Revolution.

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Valerie's avatar

I’m sorry, but Fauci does NOT get itch cream.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

It’s inhumane, but perhaps sever his vocal cords? Sometimes the object lesson is the greatest teacher.

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KC & the Sunshine's avatar

May as well! Not like we’ll ever hear an apology out of his mouth. Snip, snip! Sell THAT human tissue to the lab.

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Steenroid's avatar

I had my vocal cords removed due to cancer. Not fun. Would serve Facui right not only for the beagles but for all the BS he spouted his entire life.

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

re: Vocal cords, very sorry to hear that Steenroid.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

I am so sorry to read that. How awful for you.

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MaryAnn's avatar

šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»

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Lori's avatar

I am very good with a scalpel........and free.

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Mary Ann Caton's avatar

😁

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šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ†šŸ†šŸ†

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Susan Clack's avatar

That cracked me up....but then again, there seems to be some snarky or elegantly -turned phrase in EVERY paragraph here in C&C that has me either chortling, cheering, or cooing with delight. Jeff Childers is a Master Wordsmith. He wields a mean hammer while stoking his forge...beating the Left into smithereens while sharpening our hearts and minds with his verbal whetstone. Thank you, Jeff!!! šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

Jeff Childers does "turn a timely, tacit, tart phrase" each and every edition, doesn't he!!

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Valerie's avatar

100% agree

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pretty-red, old guy's avatar

I will second that one!

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Patti's avatar

Haha wear loose fitted clothing šŸ˜‚

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KATHERINE JERNIGAN's avatar

I would prefer he be allowed no clothing. Sand flies don’t care.

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Juju's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 Coffee. Spit.

And I startled my dog with my LOL šŸ‘

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Lori's avatar

So thankful this is ending and its overdue. Animals are God's creations too and they need to be treated with love and respect. Since it is Holy Week, I won't say what I really want to about Fauci and others that torture and maim but suffice it to say there is a very hot place that is waiting for him and all others who participate in causing suffering to others that cannot defend themselves. I thank the admin from the depths of my heart for this.

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

I donate to a charitable group called White Coat Waste that fights to abolish animal testing in labs--good group!! They may be "unnecessary" if RFK, Jr. can effect total abolition of this brutal practice!

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Martha72's avatar

I get the emails from White Coat Waste, and the things they do to cats and dogs are just horrible torture, and for no good purpose. I am now a retired healthcare professional with a year of research training, and have worked for multiple pharma companies as a consultant, and I do not believe for a minute that most of these "research" projects serve any good useful purposes, the ones WCW reports on every day in their emails. They are so horrible and disturbing, and there is nothing I can really do, so I quit reading them, I don't open them, and I don't delete, they just keep coming, and every time - when I see one in my inbox, I just pray for God to put a stop to this, and now RFK and Trump are doing it, so thank God. RFK is quite an animal lover, and apparently they really can figure out whatever they need to know via AI instead of animal testing, so good. I see they are phasing it out - I'd like to see it all stop tomorrow, or yesterday would be good. This may be a while before it's entirely eradicated. But thankful it's the beginning of the end on that. It's very evil, no good purpose on some of these things. Very Nazi-like.

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

My thoughts echo yours, Martha!!

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Lori's avatar

I do too! If we can reach Mars, we can change the way we perform scientific testing. Thank you for donating to WCW Sharon. Blessed Easter or Blessed Passover to you and yours.

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

YESHUA IS RISEN - HALLELUJAH!!

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Lori's avatar

Yes He Has!!

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Susan's avatar

But still allowing experimenting on humans!

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CeeMcG's avatar

Or clothing!

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Uncle Juan's avatar

Happy Monday everyone!!! God’s truth goes marching on!!

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Deb's avatar

AMEN!

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rolandttg's avatar

Too much. "Carter, a one-term president with all the grace and foresight of a Columbia University gender studies major." I almost spit out my coffee.

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Bill Campbell's avatar

And he was in later life idolized as a kind and decent man. True. But a horrible President. Only outdone by Biden.

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P Flournoy's avatar

There is a book by a Secret Service agent regarding their times with presidents during and after their terms of office. None of them liked Jimmy Carter. They said he was stingy and rarely ever spoke to them. my husband knew him personally and did not care for him at all.

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CStone's avatar

He was known for being great friends of Islamic terrorists, even after his presidency. He was not known as a good man.

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P Flournoy's avatar

I heard the guy that is the chief journalist at Breitbart say that he was an out and out communist.

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Peter GL's avatar

Though. I wouldn’t call Biden a kind and decent man

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Jon Stephenson's avatar

I will be interested to hear stories from inside the White House some day about what Biden and his family were really like. Quite awful I would expect.

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Skenny's avatar

Obama, with more time on the job to screw up, eclipsed both.

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Bill Campbell's avatar

No argument from me. What a trifecta, no?

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Patti's avatar

It was good! šŸ˜‚ he has some good lines in this one

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goatsRstillgruffy's avatar

I did though, right onto my laptop. I now know to NEVER take a sip of coffee while reading Coffee & Covid.

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NAB's avatar

I have a standing desk and I always stand back from my keyboard with my hot beverage so as to avoid spillage, but my carpet has suffered for it :)

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goatsRstillgruffy's avatar

Haha, duly noted! His scathing wit always skewers its mark in such an epic fashion that is so hysterically funny at the same time.

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rolandttg's avatar

Good practice. I spilled wine on mine a year ago and it cost me a new laptop

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Bill Campbell's avatar

I'm sure there is a regulation somewhere disallowing wine drinking while operating a lap top tsk. tsk.

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RunningLogic's avatar

šŸ˜†

Shhh don’t say that, it will give some bored bureaucrat an idea for a new regulation šŸ™„

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Carolyn's avatar

So very true

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rolandttg's avatar

Finished listening to this yesterday. It is long, but worth hearing. Tucker interviews Alex Jones. Trump is the only one I can think of who has been subjected to more criminal illegal law fare. I had forgotten he predicted 9/11.

https://www.lewrockwell.com/2025/04/no_author/alex-jones-trump-israel-secret-ww3-plans-dire-wolf-resurrection-infowars-reporter-assassination/

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Jeanne Schwass's avatar

I used to think Alex Jones was way too extreme, until his "predictions" came to light. He says that he uses only open source materials in his research. He simply doesn't give up until he gets to the bottom of the story. My opinion has changed. There's a terrific interview that Alex did with Gen. Flynn's sister, who is a top forensic auditor on how the Dems are heavily involved with child sex trafficking.

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Debbie's avatar

Can you provide a link to that interview please?

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Curtis's avatar

Sadly, I bought the MSM smears and didn't take him seriously until recently.

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wily_coyote-genius's avatar

It truly is an amazing interview! I love the fact that Alex Jones’s faith is mentioned numerous times! So refreshing!

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Johnny Be Real's avatar

I was in Austin in the early 90s when Jones was on the local public access channel. He was considered extreme even then and had a tiny audience. I enjoyed watching him because he would talk about topics/events I had no idea were happening. He was all over the Branch Davidians debacle in Waco. Once the internet spread, it became much easier to verify what he was saying.

Watching him, or any public figure directly is the way to understand if they are legit. The media always creates caricatures to discredit. Go to the source instead.

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Curtis's avatar

I recently listened to Alex on Rogan.šŸ’„ I've seen him on Tucker a few months back. Really starting to like him!

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Julie Young's avatar

My first time listening to Alex Jones was when Del Bigtree had him on The Highwire a year or so ago. It was Very intriguing.

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NAB's avatar

I must say, Alex looks like he is taking his physical health more seriously now, too.

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Curtis's avatar

On Rogan he said that he's been eating better and working out, and has lost 20 lbs. šŸ™‚

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shayne's avatar

A terrific interview.

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Lori's avatar

I listened to and found it beyond belief what Alex has been put through. We share this world unfortunately with too many sick twists.

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Natalie's avatar

Speaking of law firms crumbling and agreeing to pro-bono work, Alex Jones said in his interview with Tucker that one of the law firms (Weiss?) is using their pro-bono work to go after him!! It looks like there should be more oversight of that pro-bono work.

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You are correct, and I totally agree with Alex that they should not be allowed to count half of their pro bono work of $40 pledged for going after Alex. The Team is doing a lot of things right , but this not one of those examples/

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Today marks the first day of the Days of Unleavened Bread, the day after Passover when the houses of the Israelites were passed over by the angel of death, because of the blood of the lamb on their doorposts. That lamb was a forerunner of the Messiah who was the Passover lamb who saved the world from the death of sin.

I had not been aware of the seriousness of the issue of unfounded regulations regarding baby cribs. Maybe we should commission local craftsmen, or Amish or Mennonites, to make them for our next generation, and make them to our specifications.

I also read a story about several states that will be prosecuting Fauci and several others for a list of many crimes. This is a good thing.

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Julie Ann B's avatar

Buy from the Amish or Mennonites if you’re fortunate enough to live in areas where their communities are close by. Their food and products are much better than the China made crap you find in big box stores.

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Jeanne Schwass's avatar

Amen! We have an Amish Hoosier (kind of like a China cabinet/old-school food prep piece of furniture). It is super heavy, has dovetail joints, and the doors on the cabinets actually have hand-drilled vs machine-drilled holes, so they are even and close easily. These are true heirloom pieces that used to get passed down to future generations, but my kids, with their mid-century modern style probably won't want it.

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Roger Beal's avatar

If I recall correctly, there is a major Amish/Mennonite retail trade center near Pittsburgh, where many sellers' wares from both Ohio and Lancaster, can be seen and purchased.

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MaryAnn's avatar

IL has several Amish wood specialists and their ā€˜grocery stores’ and butcher shops are a step back in time. I love visiting Amish communities.

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CMCM's avatar

About 20 years ago a furniture store in our small community sold some beautiful, tall, carved door cabinets made by the Amish. I bought two of them to store things like canned foods and rice, etc, and to this day I absolutely love them. People always comment on how beautiful and unique they are.

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We go right to the Amish here in Central Pa and buy directly from their shop which is usually right beside their tidy house.

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Tiny basket of deplorable's avatar

I have an Amish made bed that is beautiful with a headboard that has shelves. Love it

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CStone's avatar

Passover is such a time of reverence.

So sad that the enemy has stolen it from the ā€˜church’ and substituted such practices as they now celebrate. How I pray for a REAL spiritual awakening.

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Principled Pragmatist's avatar

Who’s the enemy?

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CStone's avatar

Satan

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Anne Clifton's avatar

That's why I've been seeing videos of short parents falling into the cribs while trying to put their baby in.

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shayne's avatar

I would only wish the Amish & Mennonites ( not all of them ) would treat their animals, especially their draft horses and draft mules, and buggy horses with kindness and compassion. So many wind up in slaughter auctions, completely broken down after a life of hard work.

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Lori's avatar

me too. I love animals more than I love myself. God created them and loves them and they should be treated with respect and kindness.

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Karen Bandy's avatar

I’ve seen reports of puppy mills too. True?

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shayne's avatar

Yes, very popular among these folks.

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Karen Bandy's avatar

A friend got an adorable Malti-Poo puppy from one a few years ago. She still pees with excitement and poops in the house! I know it’s very common in those tiny breeds… but I think we can chalk it up to bad breeding AND bad parenting.

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shayne's avatar

Sadly, indiscriminate breeding is rampant in this country. Dogs. Cats. Horses. Exotics. People believe they'll make big time money. They forget the vet bills, food bills. Sickening.

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Lori's avatar

Blessed Passover to our Jewish neighbors as they celebrate.

As far as Fauci, I cannot say what I want to since it is Holy Week and I told God I will try to behave. I pray is he prosecuted and punished to the nth degree.

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Thank you and Happy Easter to you! šŸ™‚

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And when He had entered Jerusalem, all the city was stirred, saying, ā€œWho is this?ā€ And the crowds were saying, ā€œThis is the prophet Jesus, from Nazareth in Galilee.ā€ And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all those who were buying and selling in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who were selling doves. And He said to them, ā€œIt is written, ā€˜My house shall be called a house of prayer’; but you are making it a robbers’ den.ā€

And the blind and the lame came to Him in the temple, and He healed them. But when the chief priests and the scribes saw the marvelous things which He had done, and the children who were shouting in the temple, saying, ā€œHosanna to the Son of David,ā€ they became indignant and said to Him, ā€œDo You hear what these children are saying?ā€ And Jesus said to them, ā€œYes; have you never read, ā€˜Out of the mouth of infants and nursing babies You have prepared praise for Yourself’?ā€

— Matthew 21:10-16 LSB

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Matthew 21:1 As they approached Jerusalem and came to Bethphage on the Mount of Olives, Jesus sent two disciples, 2 saying to them, ā€œGo to the village ahead of you, and at once you will find a donkey tied there, with her colt by her. Untie them and bring them to me. 3 If anyone says anything to you, say that the Lord needs them, and he will send them right away.ā€ 4 This took place to fulfill what was spoken through the prophet:

5 ā€œSay to Daughter Zion,

ā€˜See, your king comes to you,

gentle and riding on a donkey,

and on a colt, the foal of a donkey.ā€™ā€

6 The disciples went and did as Jesus had instructed them. 7 They brought the donkey and the colt and placed their cloaks on them for Jesus to sit on. 8 A very large crowd spread their cloaks on the road, while others cut branches from the trees and spread them on the road. 9 The crowds that went ahead of him and those that followed shouted,

ā€œHosanna to the Son of David!ā€

ā€œBlessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!ā€

ā€œHosanna in the highest heaven!ā€

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Yes, Palm Sunday reading hit me like a ton of bricks yesterday. The high priests and Pharisees were swamp of that era. Jesus knew that this 'brood of vipers' were after him and yet his courage to stand against them would lead to His ultimate sacrifice on the cross, and yet he still prayed Father forgive them for they know not what they do. And many of those who showered adulation upon Him then turned against Him less than a week later, as they were looking for an earthly king. We the People should take heed, and recognize that our only Savior is Jesus Christ, and that faithfulness is the only way to heal our broken nation. President Trump is a tremendous leader, but it's all window dressing if our society has turned from God, as too many people will blow with the wind, like those who shouted 'crucify him' 2000 years ago.

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I despised the high priests, Pharisees and Sanhedrin when I was younger reading and learning about Jesus blaming them and Rome for Jesus's suffering. It pissed me off to the nth degree. I would go to Temple with my Jewish friend and ask how could they do that to Him. I found many Rabbis were just the same all these years later. They spoke of Jesus as if He were dirt to be swept under the carpet. They refuse to believe he is the Messiah. Then I reminded myself that we ALL nailed Jesus to the cross and it was my fault too. That was enough to sober me up and drop the grudge against those in ancient history and current affairs.

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As a child I remember a priest who passed around a crown of thorns and nails like those used in crucifixions, and told us that when we sin, we are all driving those nails and pressing those thorns. That lesson has stuck with me all these years. The concept of sin is largely rejected in our current culture, which has led us astray as a nation, IMHO. And we still battle those who cloak malice with virtue.

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What a lesson from your priest making such an impression as it would have with me. Wow. It is very true and I am sure it made a lifelong impression on the other children as well.

I was talking to Jesus the other day and told him I would have taken His place so He did not have to suffer and die and God the Father and Holy Ghost would not have had to witness such anguish perhaps coming up with another plan of action. Stupid I know. I did not mean I was His substitute, I meant it as a personal sacrifice for someone I adore. It is so very agonal to know how much He had to endure and He was so young. If only He could have stayed a while longer.

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Your faith is maturing Lori, good job!

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Susan Seas's avatar

We are a fickle people.

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MayBella82's avatar

In 1983, Mr. Zimmer, A WWII veteran, predicted President Trump would become President and turn the US back to God. There are a bunch of articles about it but I am posting this one because I do believe it was the Blessed Mother who saved his life. This article talks about Mr. Zimmer too.

https://catholicfamilynews.com/blog/2024/07/18/president-trump-and-the-triumph-of-the-immaculate-heart/

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MaryAnn's avatar

Our pastor said Jesus saw the battle we were up against and, after asking His Father for another option, He stepped up knowing we could not survive the fight without Him. His best friends could not even stay awake! How could they/we battle the evil in this world on our own? Praise God from Whom all blessings flow.

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Jesus is The King Glory!!!

ā€œLift up your heads, O ye gates; And be ye lift up, ye everlasting doors; And the King of glory shall come in. Who is this King of glory? The LORD strong and mighty, the LORD mighty in battle.ā€

‭‭Psalm‬ ‭24‬:‭7‬-‭8‬ ‭KJV‬‬

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Susan Clack's avatar

Well, the author of that 'Stack flubbed it right off the bat when he said Jesus was born in Nazareth. FAIL.

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P Flournoy's avatar

Well, I didn’t read the whole thing, but I didn’t see that he said he was ā€œbornā€ and Nazareth just that it was his hometown. But if he was really scholarly, he would know that through investigation and interpretations they have realized that Christ learned the art of making things out of stone rather than carpentry which explains things like, ā€œ upon this rock I will build myChurchā€ and other analogies involving stone.

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MayBella82's avatar

I have never heard he learned the art of making things out of stone. I’ve never heard of him working … he trusted God to give him what he needed. It actually doesn’t even make sense to me. Do you have references?

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P Flournoy's avatar

I’m talking about when he was in Nazareth working with his father, Joseph. I’ll try to dig those up, but I’m not sure I have the time if I do, I’ll let you know.

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Peter Schott's avatar

The AZ changes are good news, if too late for Kari Lake on multiple fronts. Now to stop the push for putting bad people in charge of even more things, but we'll see how that plays out. It's still just crazy that the rules/laws were so blatantly disregarded and nothing really happened.

For the regulation changes, can we maybe do away with some of the onerous "safety testing" rules? I know ... it's for the kids. But I remember as a young kid going to flea markets or similar with stalls featuring hand-made toys for kids - simple things, but locally crafted. Then we got the safety testing rules in place and all of those toy-makers got shut down because who can afford to pay the crazy fees to test that their blocks are, indeed, safe for a 2 year old. Even in the board game industry, you get games clearly for younger kids but marked as "14+" because the costs for testing are just onerous.

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wily_coyote-genius's avatar

I implore everyone to read the new edition of Dissolving Illusions, by Dr. Suzanne Humphries! I just finished reading the chapter on small pox! Holy smokes, we’ve been deceived since the 1700’s!! Safe and effective back then and forced immunization and you still got small pox and either really sick or died!!

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On an island's avatar

Reading it now too! My SIL gifted it to us. It is really disgusting the deplorable conditions people lived in. No wonder once they cleaned up the cities many of these terrible diseases diminished by 98%.

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Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

I’m reading it now. They certainly did their research! ā£ļø

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Carolyn's avatar

She is really good. Her other books are eye openers as well.

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Susie & Security's avatar

Thanks, this sounds great! Ordering now....

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Lori's avatar

Same with Turtles All The Way Down about jab lies-one of the best books written on the subject!

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WindsofChange's avatar

I agree. We are safety obsessed and it teaches people to leave their brains behind. I was reading something about how they studied this; that people actually were much more complacent with too many safety rules and regulations then when they don’t have them. They aren’t alert to danger because they think the safety rules will save them. And I see that in future generations that blithely go about the world and are genuinely surprised when something happens because they have no self preservation instincts or skills. There are some things that were good safety measures that have been put in place, but it’s just ridiculous now the level of them. You wonder too if this creates a boredom epidemic. There is no thrill or risk of danger in life because it’s all been bubble wrapped. Nothing that gets the heart racing about the ā€œwhat ifā€ that might happen….it’s just boring. It’s takes people’s choice away and shames them when they take risks.

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George Burnet's avatar

Yep. Not everything good is safe. And not everything safe is good.

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Jeff S's avatar

These days, even bubbles are wrapped in bubble wrap.

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WindsofChange's avatar

That is so true! The big and small bubbles! Yikes, that’s something to ponder on…

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Roger Beal's avatar

Safety regs, and their big brother CONVENIENCE, have hollowed out the stout oak heart of America.

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NanaW's avatar

There is much wisdom in what you wrote.

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MaryAnn's avatar

As Sen Kennedy said:

Ms AOC is the reason there are instructions on a shampoo bottle.

Some people need extra help in figuring out how to do life. 😜

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WindsofChange's avatar

Survival of the fittest? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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Bill Jarett's avatar

Happened to the small car makers too. They were mandated to crash test and destroy 10 cars of every model they make, starting in the early 1990's. Simply could not afford to do this.

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NanaW's avatar

Don’t get my husband started on this. It’s a real sore point for him. Toyota Japan still makes a small, stripped down pickup truck which they sell all over the world, for less than 20k. Except for here, because of ā€œmuh regulationsā€.

We can’t have nice things anymore. Stuff that was built to last or handcrafted. Yet cheap, Chinese crap proliferated.

I hope and pray we can get back to a more sane world where government doesn’t choke the life out of every single thing. May the good Lord bless Trump’s efforts to do just that.

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Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

Don’t get ME started! Expiration dates on car seats? Humbug!

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NanaW's avatar

So ridiculous!

When hubs and I were stationed out in SC years ago, shortly after the birth of our daughter, we decided to move back home to CA. Like The Beverly Hillbillies we loaded up what we kept of our stuff in a small U-Hail trailer, hubby took the swivel seat off the base of 2 of our kitchen chairs and anchored those bad boys down solid as a rock in the back of his little truck, which had a shell on the back and also pass through windows in the truck and shell. He also bought 2 seatbelt straps and installed them as well.

Drove all the way across the country in that, safe as houses. Even took a picture of our 2 youngest sitting back in there. I smile each time I look at it.

Our great country would never have been settled at all if bureaucrats and their regulations such as we have now had existed in the pioneering days.

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NAB's avatar

And that kids have to practically have their own drivers licenses before they can ride in the car without a car seat. The regulations are either intentionally or inadvertently anti-natalist.

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Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

Yeah. Michigan just raised the age of front seat riding to 13. Just 3 years before they can get their license. It’s stupid.

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Karen Bandy's avatar

What? They can’t ride in the front seat until they are 13? So the parents are relegated to chauffeur status? Kids are pampered lords?

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Tom's avatar

"I require another juice box, Jeeves."

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Karen Bandy's avatar

🤣 My corgi speaks to me that way! 🤣

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NanaW's avatar

Infantilizing generations.

Safety-ism is the worst.

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Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

It REALLY is.

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Debbie's avatar

My brother used my son’s car seat since their baby was born at home with a midwife. I hate that the car seats are perfectly fine and just end up in the landfill with nothing wrong with them.

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Julie Ann B's avatar

Chinese crap that probably contains more toxic material than any possible American made goods!

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NanaW's avatar

That’s a given! The off-gassing is a thing many people remark upon on all types of stuff.

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WindsofChange's avatar

It’s a bit ironic if you think about it. In the name of safety, we have painted ourselves into a corner of cheap and dangerous products…

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NanaW's avatar

Literally insanely. And evil.

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Johnny Be Real's avatar

The other day I was wondering why we don’t have cheaper non-frill auto choices. I don’t need big screen TVs in my car or sensors everywhere.

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NanaW's avatar

There’s a TikTok video of some Eastern European guy who engineered his own Tesla truck. It is hysterical! Let me see if I can find it. Will add it as a comment on this post if I do.

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Johnny Be Real's avatar

šŸ‘I tried but it forces me to install the TT app, :). I’m not.

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NanaW's avatar

I get it. I only got it because my daughter kept sending me things.

If I can find it on YouTube or another platform I’ll post that link.

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Kalinda's avatar

I laughed until I cried, that was so great!

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NanaW's avatar

He really sold it! Lol

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Lorita's avatar

I'm hoping for a renaissance of practical, long-lasting AND beautiful things. We need our beauty back. Anyone who disagrees doesn't know God well enough to know he loves beauty.

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RunningLogic's avatar

Along those lines, I have always loved this quote from William Morris!

ā€œHave nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.ā€

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MaryAnn's avatar

This is how I justify buying cut flowers for myself.šŸ˜ Certainly beautiful and they bring me joy.

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NanaW's avatar

My husband says this all the time.

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WindsofChange's avatar

I’ll love William Morris designs and this quote!

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Merry McIntyre's avatar

Absolutely agree about bringing back beauty as a priority.

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Tom's avatar

I want a diesel Hilux!

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Roger Beal's avatar

Remember the diesel Cherokee from the early 2000s? "Stellantis", in the course of destroying the Jeep brand, ceased making it, because emissions.

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NanaW's avatar

They would sell like hotcakes over here!

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Susan Clack's avatar

Except Kalifornistan would not approve of such a vehicle, what with its manaical Bolshevik stranglehold on diesel engine technology and emissions....when, oh, when will this tyranny end? šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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Guy White's avatar

Great vehicle and virtually indestructible. Did you ever see the Top Gear (UK) episode where they tried everything to kill one? The damn thing survived every time and started up again. It was awesome.

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Tom's avatar

I was introduced to them in the Middle East, decades ago . . . Have wanted one ever since. (We didn't get to drive them, but all the locals used them.)

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Guy White's avatar

In certain parts of the Middle East, bed-mounted machine guns are a factory option! Some great memes out there on that topic. See ā€œTechnicalsā€

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Tom's avatar

Get a tax stamp and a live 1919 and you’re all set!

Some hockey pads and a lacrosse mask would go with the aesthetic.

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shayne's avatar

Well said!

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

Thank lawyers for that, no offense, Jeff

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RunningLogic's avatar

Well lawyers yes but also plaintiffs willing to sue over everything.

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Karen Bandy's avatar

Bring back Lawn Jarts!!

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fineart2day's avatar

I would occasionally read Dave Barry (before the world went mad) to get some chuckles. Well, Dave is out, and Jeff is MY HERO...penning Truth & gut-busting sarcasm on the daily!

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Valerie's avatar

Dave Barry is on substack and still hilarious, just fyi. He’ll never be better than Jeff, but still worth reading.

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NanaW's avatar

I loved reading Dave Barry. Didn’t know he inhabited this space. Thanks for the hot tip!

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Valerie's avatar

I just found him a few weeks ago. I think someone posted one of his articles and I saw it on my home page.

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fineart2day's avatar

I found him, thxšŸ˜‰

I'll check it out, but like the old saying, "you can't go home again"...it's difficult to unsee all that used to be funny in these days of enlightenment

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Valerie's avatar

He’s usually still funny, I haven’t seen too many political things so far.

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NanaW's avatar

Here is my hot tip for another great humorist, who didn’t tread into political waters. Some of the funniest things I ever read came from this man.

We first literally ā€œheardā€ of him on a show that NPR used to have decades ago, called Radio Reader. Just a host who would read books aloud. It was a wonderful program.

When the host would read this gentlemen’s first book out loud, he frequently had to stop because he would laugh so hard he’d be crying.

The gifted writer is Patrick McManus. He had a column in Field and Stream. His books mostly focused on short stories of his growing up years and the colorful characters that inhabited his world, back in simpler times.

Start with ā€œA Fine and Pleasant Miseryā€ and ā€œThey Shoot Canoes, Don’t They?ā€

Can’t recommend him highly enough.

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NAB's avatar

Thank you so much for the recommendation. I love to listen to old radio shows so I did a quick search trying to find archives of Radio Reader (I'm still looking). I've got Patrick McManus on my "to read" list now. Another very funny humorist was Erma Bombeck. Though she was a little political in trying to get the ERA passed way back when, politics really doesn't come into her poignant, funny and touching essays. I have several of her books one entitled, "The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank."

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Lynn46's avatar

Love Dave Barry. I've been reading his books for decades. Another favorite of mine is Bill Bryson. The first book of his I read years ago A Walk In The Woods. Never stopped laughing reading it. Also a Sunburned Country. His hilarious take on the dangers of Australia. Says you should read it before traveling down under.

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NanaW's avatar

I’m going to look him up and acquire the two books you mentioned. Thank you so much for sharing! He sounds right up my alley.

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NanaW's avatar

I just realized I recently watched the A Walk in the Woods movie that came out a few years ago. Really enjoyed it, too. Now looking forward to reading the book even more as I usually like the books better than the movies they make of them. šŸ™‚

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Lynn46's avatar

Nana, you will really enjoy the book. I read the book first, way before the movie. Try not to think of the movie while reading the book. You will have many hours of laughter.

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NanaW's avatar

Looking forward to that!

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NanaW's avatar

I remember reading her column in newspapers. She was very funny! šŸ‘šŸ»

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MaryAnn's avatar

NanaW—Just purchased McManus’ first book to read as I trek across the pond in a few. I look forward to having my fellow passengers wonder what the heck I am reading 😁 Thank you for the suggestion!

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NanaW's avatar

I won’t say I hope you enjoy it because I’m absolutely certain you will! No doubt you will get glances from people who see and hear you chortling madly.

Safe travels to you. šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ™

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fineart2day's avatar

Thank you! I'll look him up

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fineart2day's avatar

Great to hear!

We need find humor in everything. (I'm talking to you, Saturday Night Live😜)

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NanaW's avatar

They are so busy scoring political points they’ve completely lost the thread of funny. So painful to see even clips of their current stuff. I only watch old things from the Phil Hartman/Mike Meyers era or earlier.

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fineart2day's avatar

Those were the days šŸ˜„ Steve Martin and Victoria Jackson being hurled (repeatedly) off a cliff ...all because Toonces can't reach the pedals 🤣🤣🤣

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carily myers's avatar

He's 77 yrs old, he may not be up to todays politics.

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nancy barker's avatar

Please share how to find his Substack……lots of Dave Berrys, but I can’t find him!

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NAB's avatar
Apr 14Edited

Okay, I chuckled several times reading just the first few sentences. Thank you!

Edited to say, this particular column about "tariffs" (not really) is hysterical. But some of the comments. Sigh.

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Valerie's avatar

I didn’t read it yet, just grabbed the most recent one

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nancy barker's avatar

Thanks, Valerie….. my bad; I was misspelling his last name. ā¤ļø

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Valerie's avatar

I’m glad you found him.

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Valerie's avatar

It’s Barry, you may have just spelled it wrong. But here you go.

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CeeMcG's avatar

Thank you!

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MaryAnn's avatar

Dave Barry came to central IL Amish country to march with the local Lawn Rangers ā€˜precision lawn mower’ drill team:

https://www.davebarry.com/misccol/LawnRangers1.htm

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fineart2day's avatar

Too funnyšŸ˜„

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Emumundo's avatar

Epic advice from Dave Barry- Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

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fineart2day's avatar

ohmygeersh šŸ˜†

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Jaime's avatar

Praise the LORD!! Hallelujah

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Joey g's avatar

I don’t know about you people, but I love waking up in the morning reading Jeff’s posts and having President Trump is in a White House. Have a great day.

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Guy White's avatar

ā€œTrump’s Easter proclamation wasn’t just a breath of cool, fresh spiritual air— it was the electrifying sound of a cultural defibrillator, jolting a flickering national soul back toward life.ā€ Today’s post was filled with chuckles and excellent wordplay, but that line was probably my favorite. President Trump’s embrace of the Easter holiday is beautiful. Pointing our hearts toward the Author of Life, the Great I AM, and reminding us of the eternal hope of the empty tomb is wonderfully edifying.

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Susie & Security's avatar

God is truly blessing this country. šŸ™šŸ¼ šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø āœļø ā¤ļø

Thank you, Irving Berlin. 😊

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Bill Lacey's avatar

Hopefully the mandate for Braille to be on every ATM drive-thru will survive Trump's scythe. It would be a shame to deprive every blind driver on America's roadways access to their money.

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Lisa's avatar

I had to read this twice to get it.

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Lisa Runquist's avatar

Hahaha

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True story: A high school friend had family (of Italian derivation) living in Mexico and his cousins would come up to visit every summer. As they were driving one day, one of his cousins asked about the little bumps (lane turtles) on the road. He replied that they had been put there for our blind drivers as a kind of "street Braille" so they would know where they were going. His cousin said, "Oh you Americans! You think of everything!"

Mrs. "the Knife"

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CStone's avatar

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🤣

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Anne Clifton's avatar

I thought the news about Fauci's beagle experiments would be the end of him, since we have so any people who seemingly care more about animals than humans. I was disappointed in their lack of response. It's crazy how the left is now against the things they used to favor.

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GregWA's avatar

Good comment, Anne. The "animal rights" activists are among the most un-hinged and yet they are quiet. Looking at what they do and not what they say tells us what they are really against: us!

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NAB's avatar

Me too, Anne. I also thought the insanity of the Covid lockdowns in Australia (the restrictions of which were absolutely dystopian) would end after they started killing dogs kept in shelters because they wouldn't allow staff to attend to them during lockdown. Just crazy!

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Martha72's avatar

I have heard they wanted to kill all the cats in Australia, forget about shelters. I can't remember now if it was for Covid or for bird flu, but some were saying to kill all the cats... yes, crazy.

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Lori's avatar

I am for animal rights and God created the animals, not for torture or abuse. And yes, much of the time I prefer the company of animals over humans. That does not mean that we do not care about people. We just need a break from them and do not endorse or believe animals should be tortured in labs.

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MoM's avatar

I have witnessed the power of intercessory prayer. It is only when I started to reach out to others to pray for my daughter, that I saw signs of hope. I encourage all of you to try it. Our nation will see results because God listens.

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NotaBot's avatar

I pray my nation of Canada will be changed as yours is šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø. Our election is coming up! We need repentance and renewal. šŸ™Any other Canadians with me?

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MoM's avatar

I will pray for your nation.

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NotaBot's avatar

I sincerely appreciate it šŸ™God bless you.

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