☕️🎄 XMAS IN HADES ☙ Saturday, December 23, 2023 ☙ C&C NEWS 🎄🦠

Welp, Satan is a demon who won't stay overthrown for long; Lindsay Graham makes hellish threat; Fetterman finds gratitude in unlikely spot; jab study finds spike in unlikely spot; and good Xmas news.

Merry Christmas, C&Cers! Today is Saturday, December 23rd — your final official roundup before the Big Day. And your Weekend Edition roundup includes: just when you think you’ve finally overthrown Satan and can enjoy the holiday in peace, blamm, up he pops again, like a bright-red genital wart in a delicate spot, this time in Michigan;  leakers leak rumors of wars and Lindsay Graham is on the job; goofy John Fetterman finds something to be grateful for this holiday season; a new jab study finds persistent vaxx spike in some patients’ blood raising more awkward questions about the mRNA shots; and a trio of celebrity conversions to help get you in the true spirit of the Holiday.

🎁💬 WORLD NEWS AND COMMENTARY 💬🎁

🔥 Following the overthrow of Iowa’s Satanic holiday display, now there’s another one, just like in the whack-a-mole game (which by the way is totally racist towards the nearsighted underground rodents, which are a historically-oppressed class). And, in case you were wondering who on Earth favors Satanic holiday statuary, behold this celebratory post from one Samantha Skorka, a legislative aid in Michigan’s congress:

Think before you post.

Thanks to Libs of Tik Tok, the witchy aid’s celebratory love-tweet-to-Satan went viral. She quickly deleted her post, claiming it was all a joke that stupid MAGA people don’t understand, and sanitized her social media.

So, the Internet is a little cleaner today than it was yesterday. Progress! Seven Republican legislators in Michigan published an open letter calling for the artsy little baphomet to be bulldozed. Only seven, sadly.

I studied the pictures carefully and it looks flammable to me. I’m not inciting anyone to violence against Satanic statues or anything. Don’t be silly. I’m just saying.

🚀 Now they tell us. NBC quietly ran a story this week headlined, “Xi warned Biden during summit that Beijing will reunify Taiwan with China.”

Remember that “San Fransisco Summit” last month where President Xi and Joe Biden both flew halfway, meeting in San Fransisco, where the communist takeover is nearly complete, and there was like, no warning whatsoever before it happened? And remember how all of a sudden California reset the City’s downtown, overnight, mysteriously rapturing all the drug-addled homeless people off to some kind of secret government concentration camp or something? And then about ten minutes later they threw up these giant fences all over downtown San Fransisco to protect the Chinese from getting infected by dirty Americans or whatever? And then they had the Summit, and the media immediately forgot all about it and nothing happened and that was the end of that and the controlled demolition of San Fransisco resumed apace?

Yeah. You remember. Anyway, according to three anonymous “current and former U.S. officials” (i.e., official leakers), during the last-minute Summit last month, Chinese President Xi Jinping asked Joe Biden: where arr de homeress peopre go? Haha, just kidding. Actually Xi bluntly told Biden that Beijing “will” reunify Taiwan with mainland China, so that’s that, and he will let us know after it happens.

Following the news leak, camera-chasing Senator Lindsay Graham responded to reporters’ anxious questions. “This story as reported is beyond unnerving,” Graham exaggerated. “I will be working with Democratic and Republican Senators to do two things quickly: First, create a robust defense supplemental for Taiwan and second, draft pre-invasion sanctions from hell to impose on China if they take action to seize Taiwan.”

Sanctions … from Hell! Sounds bad, China. You better watch out. Thank goodness for Lindsay Graham’s grit and determin... oh, wait. It only took me two seconds to find. Lindsay said the exact same thing about Russia sanctions:

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Please, Lindsay Graham, please! Please don’t pass the Sanctions Bill from Hell against China! We can’t afford to put rocket fuel into another enemy’s economy. The Russians are already beating us on nearly every conceivable economic metric since you passed the last sanctions bill from hell, and worse, they have disconnected from the U.S. economy, given them less reason to care what happens to us.

We really don’t need China’s economy to be supercharged by Lindsay’s sanctions from hell.

There may be some kind of misunderstanding. I’m not entirely sure Lindsay Graham is completely up to date on the kinds of sanctions bills that Hell is producing these days. He should go there, and spend some time getting himself up to speed. Dress for warm weather.

🔥 Speaking of Joe Biden, this next story explained a lot. The Hill ran an article yesterday headlined, “Fetterman thanks Biden for Christmas pardon of ‘bulls‑‑t weed charges’.”

I can’t think of a better metaphor for our current state of affairs than trust-funded man-baby and vaccine-injured Senator John Fetterman faking street cred by profanely thanking basement campaigner Joe Biden for decriminalizing marijuana. It’s utterly perfect in every way.

The story itself wasn’t much news; the Hill reported Biden pardoned two Christmas turkeys and then eleven random people who’d been jailed for non-violent possession, and reminded readers that back in August the Biden Administration asked the DEA to move marijuana off Schedule I and jam it onto Schedule III. (The DEA is still thinking about it, slowly, in between late-night trips to Taco Bell.) Biden’s pardons were enough to provoke a grateful Fetterman, sounding like a mentally-disturbed vagrant, to disjointly shout thanks at Biden, who mumbled something in return, possibly “you’re welcome.” It could have been that.

Gosh. Thanks Joe Biden! What do we need Chinese fentanyl importers for, when we have a thoughtful Resident like Robert L. Peters?

🔬 A small study recently published in a European vaccine journal provided new evidence for Long-Vaxx/Long-Covid. It was titled "Presence of viral spike protein and vaccinal spike protein in the blood serum of patients with long-COVID syndrome.”The two authors used mass spectrometry to find vaccine-type spike protein circulating in the blood of two out of 81 patients — more than two months after their second injection:

Of great interest to our unjabbed friends who are experiencing long covid symptoms, the researchers also found one patient with viral-type spike protein lingering in the bloodstream — even after a negative PCR test. There are three hypotheses for how this could happen, but nobody knows for sure. Baffling. In any event, long covid seems easier to square than long vaxx, especially given all the reassurances we were given about the vaccine’s “safety features.”

The admittedly small study’s conclusions should be very easy to replicate and either confirm or disprove, since the method they used is not controversial or difficult to reproduce. And in a sane world, several teams would be working on that right now, since the conclusions raise some pretty awkward questions about the mRNA vaccines. As the authors noted, vaccine spike isn’t supposed to be anywhere close to the bloodstream:

The vaccine spike protein are considered harmless and are not expected to circulate freely in the bloodstream, this being one essential aspect of vaccine safety. Indeed, the vaccine spike protein is synthesized by cells, remains bound to the cellular membrane, and is presented on the cell surface to the immune cells. Moreover, the spike protein should remain in the vicinity of the injection site and local lymph nodes, where the immune response is initiated, and it may persist up to a few weeks after vaccination.

The official data about spike protein have been challenged by recent studies that proposed that the spike protein has inherent toxicity, acting as an inflammagen and thus stimulating inflammation and blood hypercoagulation. Moreover, viral and vaccine spike proteins have been found in the bloodstream of individuals even months after infection clearance and vaccination.

Once again, we see our old friends inflammation and coagulation (clotting). Here are the study’s key takeaways:

(1) Long covid / long vaxx seems to be uncommon, not rare, with 1/80 (virus) and 1/40 (vaxx) odds in this study sample. Boosting might increase the risk of persistent spike and thus long vax; this study occurred before the booster cycles began.

(2) The study described a specific blood test (mass spectrometry) that long covid sufferers can take to confirm their diagnoses. So far they’ve had no test.

(3) The study suggested spike protein is harmful — not harmless, migrates away from the injection site into the rest of the body, and persists longer than a few days, all of which the official agencies including the CDC and FDA continue to insist do not happen.

As the study authors noted, theirs was not the first study to find vaccine spike in the bloodstream where it should never ever be found. Though the study was about vaccine spike, and not mRNA, in patients’ blood, I asked Bard AI to speculate on the implications of persistent pseudouridine-modified mRNA getting in the bloodstream. To its credit, Bard came up with the very same list of concerns as we have, and quite similar to what the studies are observing:

Does it reassure you to know that “the long-term consequences of this remain unclear?” Yeah, me neither. Again we see the same references to blood clotting and inflammation — what the clinicians and studies have observed.

Since Bard was feeling so helpful today, I asked it to further speculate about any potential cancer issues related to the recent, peer-reviewed Nature study revealing mRNA “slipping” and “frame shifting,” resulting in random nonsense proteins instead of spike. Couched in abundant reassuring language, Bard helpfully produced a theoretical list of ways the nonsense proteins could possibly cause cancer:

To be abundantly clear, I am not suggesting relying on Bard AI as an authority on anything. And in fairness to Bard, I omitted the parts of its answers with all the disclaimers. But it was fascinating how similar Bard’s substantive answers were to what the heterodox researchers are also saying.

🔥 In the true spirit of the holiday, on Wednesday mustachioed celebrity wrestler Hulk Hogan, 70, and his wife, Sky Daily, 45, were both baptized at Indian Rocks Baptist Church in Largo, Florida.

Hulk posted a heartwarming message of love:

Hogan’s baptism rounded out a recent trio of unlikely celebrity conversions over the last few weeks. In October, occult celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D's converted to Christianity and got baptised…

…and this week Puerto Rican rapper Daddy Yankee's announced leaving the music industry to devote his life to Jesus:

Today I will assume without evidence that celebrity conversions, like celebrity jab injuries, each represent a larger group of regular, non-celebrity folk. In that light, it appears we may be looking at a long prayed-for revival, just in time for Christmas.

C&C will be back on Tuesday following the holiday. Merry Christmas everyone!

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