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Aug 26, 2022·edited Aug 28, 2022Liked by Jeff Childers

So, I'm enjoying my Pfizer sponsored baseball game and, not surprisingly, I'm thrust into yet another ad promoting the latest greatest pharmaceutical pill/drug/sponge/drops/gel/injection, etc….There I am, face-to-face with the beast...the TV remote having slipped into the nether regions of the couch cushions. I settle in for the worst. After listing the marvelous benefits of said ”miracle” cure, the announcer - under the cover of Kenny Loggins’ “I’m All Right” in concert with stunning visuals of a deliriously joyous, kite flying, beach dancing, petal sniffing, mocha sipping, grandmother figure - begins the descent into all of the possible side effects. After running the gamut covering everything from strokes and heart attacks to low tire pressure, I’m instructed to call my doctor should I be

rendered.....unconscious……………….....................

Pausing to contemplate the cartoon physics of such a request I got to thinking that even if I was able to miraculously dial up my doctor while being ostensibly blotto from my prescribed medication, what difference is it going to make? First, I’d get the receptionist who will proceed to ask me a series of mask related questions and other superfluous inquiries that have nothing to do with my condition......unconsciousness. Secondly, she’d tell me that they’re booked solid until 2023. My only hope is that my lack of a coherent response - or ANY response - might warrant further and immediate attention. But alas, even then I’ll be told that my passing out cold in front of my bewildered Morkiepoo a mere 20 minutes after partaking in the carefully sanctioned elixir will be chalked up to coincidence. Why bother?

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Haha! So true! Sometimes when I'm bored & watching tv, I keep track of the number of "vaccine" commercials. Covid, shingles, pneumonia, flu, HPV....you name it. I'm left wondering if these people glow in the dark.

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We have it from our niece who works at Wal-Greens that they will become a 90% vaccine pharmacy by this fall. She is a pharma tech in Michigan and this came out of a big meeting. Yeah....gonna have to catch me first. Nobody is sticking me with nuthin'.

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have you ever gotten a face full of diesel exhaust... thats what the propadanda has been like for me. incessant choking toxic bullshit.

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They probably do!!!

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And low tire pressure??!

Aw, man, I thought that was caused by climate change.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Coffee and Comedy! Great read.

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The initials of his horse are KS and their castle is nestled in Davos CH

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Well, first you'd be told to hang up and dial 9-1-1 since you were unconscious. Then, you'd have to deal with the hospital who would then end up telling you that it was a coincidence :P

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Hahaha! Amazing description!

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Then they’d utter the required words...”thankfully, you took the elixir, otherwise it could have been worse”

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Eric, you are awesome. So creative. Thanks for the big laugh.

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Lol..

I also despise these commercials. No more headaches but possibly die from 20 other side effects

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That was hilarious and spot on, down to the description of the grandmother and the music. And the response of the receptionist! My dad just had a very similar experience with a couple of dentist’s offices when he had an abscess 😡 Nope, all booked up for the next six months, sorry 🙄

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Moderna is sponsoring the US Open

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Such a racket. 🙊

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DeSantis is a freaking rock star! All Hail Our Dictator!

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Aug 26, 2022·edited Aug 26, 2022

You sure? Wall Street is funding DeSaintis eith big donations that uis people are trying to hide, a la Jeb! Trump's is tons of individual maga donations. RNC/Wall Street bought DeSaintis and have taken him national, puahing him as the "acceptable Trump alternative," as they push Trump under the bus.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2022/08/25/desantis-beats-trump-on-fundraising-however-donor-financials-highlight-corporate-version-vs-grassroots-version-of-the-republican-party/

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Politics is a messy and convoluted game to be sure. For me, DeSantis represents the complete opposite of what is being crammed down our throats. He's not perfect, but for me, yeah, he's a rock star.

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YYR, thanks for that link. Raises a new item to consider in regards to DeS. More information is always better.

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I’m wondering /hoping the small donors for Tr are only because any large donor will be cancelled, as we have brutally seen. He is truly grass roots supported.

DeS is not as unclean in big donor eyes, maybe because he has not hitched his wagon to Tr. - except for one “mean” comment re Pfraud-chi.

The more strong Republicans on the national scene the better.

Not saying don’t be inattentive to whether DeS stays on course, and keeping him on course.

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👍🏻 Thanks for everything you do, Jeff

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Excellent reporting, Sir Jeffrey. Since none of us know what is actually going on in the Ukraine v. Russia saga, it is nice when you return us to "it's all Putin's fault cause he started it...see how easy that was?" Anyone who ever paid attention in history class knows that there was always a simple one-sided answer as to how all wars begin, right?

The problem was we rarely discussed the elephant in the room in the purple and scarlett with all the monsters coming out her head, so we missed the obvious one-world government perspective. I could go for a big ol' "DO OVER" on everything I believed during my adult life. Now I know why the feckless useless rino Republicans never respected our vote...it wasn't worth the paper it was defrauded on and they knew it was all uniparty BS. The worse kind of TRAITORS. EVER. Let's hope voters are truly awake to all the monkeyshines going forward.

But De Santis is the Rock Star of the pandemic and he shined during another "Scoreboard!" moment with the FakeNews. Thanks again for shining a light on all this darkness. It makes it so much easier to keep looking toward the end of this tunnel where we find ourselves. Hope lives. The LORD reigns!

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Not all recognize it for what it is. Some are so blinded they even hate not just dislike DeSantis. Not sure why as they can’t tell me that. The same ones hate Trump.

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Everyone I know north of Florida where I live hates DeSantis. Even the one who has a nice winter home down there. The state was open and she could enjoy it. Pffft. Over her head.

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Because they never had to sacrifice or suffer. Tell her to move to Commifornia.

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Most seniors with decent retirement funds did not sacrifice. We made more $. If they vaxxed they didn’t lose their family. I’m a senior. Unvaxxed. I have lost family members to this bag of lies. No death but shunning. But I see our retirement funds dwindling now under FJB.

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I sacrificed! I was forced into early retirement after 23 years because I refused to test/jab. I look at my retirement nest egg and see it dwindling away. That’s all I have at 59! I worked for 40 years, straight out of hs in 1981! I’m thankful for everything God has blessed me with (always had a job)! And I put my faith in Him.

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Yup. The ones I knew did not. We are all in our 70’s —long retired. My friends never talked at all about the sacrifices so many were making. I did try to remind them about that. A couple were too busy wearing 2 or 3 masks outside. My daughter and her family lost so much. Hubby couldn’t work, grandson with mental issues. They were all on medication at once and were 1000 miles away from us. My beloved sister died right after the first jab. Another sister won’t really talk to me. I’m sorry. Truly. So much damage I get so angry. I’ve had to go to God for peace and direction. This is satans plan and he controls corrupt humans. God bless.

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I would NEVER shun you Janet! You are a brave, strong woman! I’d hug you if I was there!✝️💜

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not really. I hate trump, but I admire DeSantis, trump made little sense, but DeSantis does. A very big difference ! Looking back, yes, I was blinded for my dislike of trump, and of course, a government is not a business, but lots could have been done differently had he been DeSantis !

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Trump was the lightning rod. He knew it would be tough.

He was elected to shake things up and reveal who the RINOS are.

What a horrible job to have for 4 years. What a toll it must have taken on his family.

I was always embarrassed on behalf of our country by the mean tweets. But he kicked butt internationally.

Biden is more embarrassing on every front except mean tweets. He uses the feds as bulldozers to mow down businesses and populations, not tweets singling someone out.

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I wonder if Biden 'does' anything. I think he is merely sitting there unblinkingly, like in that video where he seems to be hypnotized !

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Vax injured brains or just brainless.

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🙌🏼🙏🏻✝️

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Jeff Childers

Speaking of the Covid shots, I want my smart C&C friends to know that I've reached a critical milestone. Today marks EXACTLY 18 months since I tested negative for Covid--and I haven't been reinfected. I AM NOT JABBED! And never will be! My family tried to shun me, my friends wouldn't see me, and my job threatened to fire me. NEVER NEVER NEVER getting jabbed!

You all are rock stars! Stay the course and fight the good fight, my friends! WE CAN DO THIS, lol

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We need a group - to make friends - with those of us who never shot up!

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🙌🏼✊🏼🤗

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Jeff Childers

Unfortunately , that cross-dressing, woke idiot you speak of is an Admiral, (navy) type. Quite, the embarrassment . I'm retired navy.

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My dad is retired navy. It is embarrassing and a slap in the face. It’s shameful.

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my husband is a disabled Navy Vet. This whole thing is sickening to him.

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The Native Americans had a prophecy that when the Earth "changes" were coming, "men would no longer be men, and women no longer women!"

This teaching is old, and at the time it was given no one could grasp how that could be possible.

Now we do. I'm just shocked at the explosion of this kind of behavior and "lifestyle."

Everywhere I go, in the Washington DC Area, I see people who would fit the Native American teaching.

Same thing on the West Coast Cities....

"Normal" is shrinking FAST!

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Every time I fly into DCA, I get this unHoly spiritual feeling, and afterwards I get the need to wash the filth off. just sayin

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My father also was a proud retired navy man and as much as I miss him I am glad he is not here to witness this disgust.

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Mine was a proud X-FBI Special Agent, and I feel the same way about him and his beloved organization.

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General Milley of the Army is often portrayed in drag in insulting memes about his weak leadership. 'Old Army' folks share those freely.

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Thank you Jeff Childers for another amazing overview. BTW I love the title Coffee & Covid. People should never forget what has been done to them in the name of COVID. Keep up the excellent work.

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I agree 100%! Covid is our Jab for the insane who promoted masks, lockdowns, death treatments for grandma, withheld drugs that worked, and force injected millions with a dangerous experimental toxin.

Until the harms from this Attack on all Humanity are washed away, or Justice is meeted out in Courts across the World, I will be up for "Covid and Coffee" in the morning.

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And so enjoying the lump of comedy in my coffee and covid. A spoonful makes the medicine go down.

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Jeff Childers

".....and Kamala spilled her blackberry wine cooler all over the map again." I needed this laugh to start the day, thanks Jeff!

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His word pictures are hilarious and quite effective! So witty.

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The Lord lives, and blessed be my rock;

And exalted be the God of my salvation,

The God who executes vengeance for me,

And subdues peoples under me.

He delivers me from my enemies;

Surely You lift me above those who rise up against me;

You rescue me from the violent man.

Therefore I will give thanks to You among the nations, O Lord,

And I will sing praises to Your name.

— Psalm 18:46-49 NASB1995

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Amen, in Jesus Christ’s Name.

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Thank you Janice. I look forward to your posts as much as I look forward to C&C.

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I love your comments Janice. Keep the scriptures coming! Thank you so much.

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I shall try. Sometimes I'm asleep when Jeff posts. :D

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We now know why it's okay to start talking about the vaxx, mask and lockdowns harm done to people, and are economy- it is Trump's fault. Gloss over the vaxx mandates and vaxx passports etc. So msm and all the deep state tools will start molding the narrative to this. They know how easy it is to do. A large part of Americans can and were duped. TDS rules. Libtards, never trumpers and rinos.

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"Biden was unavailable." I see absolutely nothing wrong with that statement.

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He was probably taking a dip in the Cocoon pool trying to come to.

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I loved that movie! Lol!

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Might not be that far fetched either!

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How about “biden will return your call ASAP” - that would accurately reflect the importance of the call as well as providing an “out” should McGoo be having a mumbling kind of month/week/day

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He was busy changing his pants.

And has been ever since.

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RE: "14-year-old runaway living in a state-supplied motel, waiting for a foster placement, went in to the Houston CPS office to complain about being hungry. Because she’d received sketchy advice before, the teen used her cell phone to record the CPS worker’s advice."

Can someone please explain to me a "having smart phone, but starving" phenomenon, please. I am begging.

Raise your hand if this jumped at you. 👋

What astonishing to me in US is that the "poor" and "hungry" people who can't pay their mortgages are equipped with the latest models of smart devices. How does it happen?

I have a few local examples of my friends who manage to exist this way. Can't pay their mortgage, use food stamps to get food, don't work, yet go on a shopping spear every black Friday religiously and own every imaginable technology and nice cars and nice clothes.

🤔🤔🤔

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Yup. All the obummer and obiden free phones. I guess they get their phone bills paid for too. Obiden was giving away free internet too. It’s all part of the communist dictatorship. We own you. You’ll own nothing and be happy.

Nope 👎🏻

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Oh he really likes his hotdogs and pizza, I heard!

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Yes, the govt buys their phones and provides the service.

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It said cell phone. Foster kids who have been put into prostitution or trafficking and are Runaways don’t use smart phones bc they can be tracked down and re trafficked. If she has a smart phone it was likely given to her and she has to use it judiciously to keep from being Re-trafficked. It’s not just girls tho.

Some CPS have been doing this for years, and are connected to crooked cops who return them to the system after having their turns. I have read and seen hours of foster trafficked kids’videos and stories of some of the kids’ rescues. Heart breaking.

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What do you call a cell phone which can record videos and transfer them?

CELL PHONE

/ˈsel ˌfōn/

Learn to pronounce

nounNORTH AMERICAN

a phone with access to a cellular radio system so it can be used over a wide area, without a physical connection to a network; a mobile phone.

SMART-PHONE

/ˈsmärtˌfōn/

Learn to pronounce

noun

noun: smart-phone

a mobile phone that performs many of the functions of a computer, typically having a touchscreen interface, internet access, and an operating system capable of running downloaded applications.

I don't say that there is no crime there or that children aren't in danger.

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The overall phenomenon you brought up, of people having the latest smartphone while not being able to afford food is definitely one more sign we're living in bizarro world, and it's somehow all too common, but in fairness, a cheap little burner flip phone can record video.

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Jeff Childers

I think you should change your site title to Coffee & Cinnamon Rolls. It is much more inviting then reading Covid in the title, which I no longer want to hear about. Just my thought. What's more important is the content, not the title. So I will continue to read your stuff.

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"Legal Grounds."

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Nice double entendre

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Now we’re talking!

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😊😊😊😊😊

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I love this!

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Coffee and Bacon 😁

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Now you’re talkin’. !

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Nothing like the smell of bacon and coffee in the morning, especially when camping.

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You got that right. When we are boondocking the ability to get brewed coffee in the morning is paramount. Then I can get the bacon and eggs going.

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Nope we need to keep it REAL here! I HATE hearing Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid this, Covid that but I LOVE Jeff and the truth he is willing to tell! No sugar coating here!

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Yeah but it’s fun to think about. We need a little more levity, in my humble opinion. 😊

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"Coffee and Current Thing" has a nice ring to it.

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I like this! Yes, Covid is still a thing, but now it is expanding into so much more.

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I was thinking Coffee & Candor. It maintains the C&C identity as well as Jeff's approach. The problematic aspect to a name change is Jeff acquiring a new domain name.

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I like this one since it's descriptive and doesn't make me want to eat a sugary treat.

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Coffee & Cookies 🍪 😋

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TEA Time because coffee is gross…but that sounds kind of girlie. 😃🤷🏻‍♀️

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Nope. (Some people think tea is gross 😆)

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Coffee & Croissants - sounds more elegant. 😋 lol.

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A name change needs to happen eventually.

Coffee Constitution Crew News and Views?

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Coffee & Comments.... because the comments are often as enlightening, amusing (Eric 😂) and thought provoking as the exceptional well written content... (thank you very much Jeff)

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😂 yeah!

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As always, I am truly impressed with your round-up and summary of choice newsworthy events.

In the vein of improving transparency and visibility on all things COVID and pharmaceutical related. I humbly request consideration for a periodic multiplier event for the Senator Ron Johnson. The COVID transparency and truth initiative will be irreparably harmed should he not win reelection. He is the leading congressional critic and appears to be the only one in congress that is truly interested in getting to the bottom of COVID and the vaccines. His COVID second opinion hearing held in January 2022 was absolutely fantastic. https://rumble.com/vt62y6-covid-19-a-second-opinion.html

I haven't lived in WI in over 30 years and unfortunately, I am saddled with being a part of McConnell's constituency, although Rand Paul makes up for a little for that shortfall. I will personally volunteer to work on any McConnell primary opponent when his time comes. Senator Ron Johnson is in my humble opinion, the best Senator in the Senate. His 2022 opponent appears to be an Obama analyte with similar experiences in community organizing. I believe the entire establishment will rally around him to make him a superstar with POTUS potential. I suspect that race will be the most vicious and onerous one in the country. Ron Johnson needs the nation's support.

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Can't agree more and for the 1st time on my many years I am ready to knock on doors to support Ron Johnson. As for a multiplier, I really disdain the obscene amount of money spent to obtain a political office but I am also a realist. I hope that anyone in the state of WI would volunteer their time to get Ron Johnson re-elected as I think that is something that sends a more powerful message than any amount of money can buy.

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Jeff Childers

Darn Jeff, I was about to ask you if you could decipher my Hebrew copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

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“So, OF COURSE the Zaporizhzhya threat is ALL Russia’s fault — not the bat-guano insane Ukrainians firing explosive rounds at a NUCLEAR POWER PLANT.” Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. Are they REALLY that stupid?!!??

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Yes....

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And that my friends, is why Biden and company love them! 🤨

They are Soros puppets for the one world gvt of the new liberal world order.

Putin who hates all this nwo degenerate garbage, promotes Christianity to children in school (instead of debasing it in favor of the religion of lgbtqi), is a thorn in their demonic sides.

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