The 2021 year in review, Coffee & Covid style. Happy New Year!
I don't know how to possibly add to this, but I'll try:
Just give us 2 weeks to slow the spread.
2 years later; now on deck, Load of Crap Variant #3
Lockdowns will work
Lockdowns will help
Lockdowns are not the answer
Let’s try it again just to be sure
Toilet Paper is the answer
We need more toilet paper
Where the hell is all the toilet paper!
Don’t wear gloves.
Wear a mask.
Don’t wear a mask
Wear a mask
Wear 2 masks
Don’t wear 2 masks
Masks are stupid
Wear a mask inside
Wear a mask outside
Don’t wear a mask outside
Wear 3 masks
Wear a mask while you're standing
Remove your mask if you’re sitting, except while driving.
Cloth masks are useless
All masks are useless
Surgical masks work
Surgical masks are only useful in the operating room
Use a surgical mask
Use hand sanitizer frequently
Using hand sanitizer doesn’t work
It spreads on surfaces
It doesn’t spread on surfaces
Stay 6 ft. apart
Stay 10 ft. apart
Stay 12 ft. apart
Stay 3 ft. apart
We must protect the children
Plexi-glass should do it
Well, that was dumb
Walk single file in retail stores
We will never force people to get vaccinated.
We are mandating that everyone get vaccinated
My body my choice
Your body our choice
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
A doctor a day keeps the apple away
Get vaccinated and things will go back to normal
Get vaccinated wear a mask, stay 6 ft away from each other, limit travel and produce a vaccine card if you want to continue to enjoy your McNuggets
The vaccine is 97% effective
The vaccine is no longer 97% effective
We’re unsure of how effective the vaccine is
The vaccine will prevent you from getting covid
The vaccine will not prevent you from getting covid
The vaccine will prevent you from spreading covid
The vaccine will not prevent you from spreading covid
The vaccine will reduce the severity of covid
The vaccine may or may not reduce the severity of covid
The vaccine only works if everyone takes it
If everyone takes the vaccine they’ll be no one left to do yard work
The vaccine will do your yard work
The vaccine is completely safe
Vaccine injuries and deaths are within acceptable limits
You won’t need any boosters
You’ll need one more booster
You won’t need a 2nd booster
You will need a 2nd booster
You’ll need a 3rd booster
You’ll need a 4th booster
You’ll need more boosters²
Natural immunity is baloney
We’re still investigating natural immunity
The CDC is baloney
Twitter is baloney
Facebook is baloney
MSM is baloney
Brandon is baloney²
There’s a lot of baloney out there
Stop eating baloney
Ivermectin is dangerous
Ivermectin is for horses
Saddle up, Ivermectin saves lives
Ivermectin must be put out to pasture
Boosters will prevent you from getting sick
Boosters won’t prevent you from getting sick
The vaccinated do not need to be tested regularly
The vaccinated have the same risk as the unvaccinated
The vaccinated are doing the right thing
Regular testing is the answer
Regular testing is not the answer
The testing works
The testing is not always accurate
False positives are low
False positives are higher than expected
False positives are off the freaking charts
Quarantine for 14 days
Quarantine for 12 days
Quarantine for 7 days
Quarantine for 5 days (NFL in jeopardy)
Quarantine for 16 minutes
Our patients needs come first
We will fire every doctor and nurse who does not comply
I love beagles
It wasn’t me, it was the sand fleas
Follow the science
“I am the science.” (Uh, oh)
Bill Gates is good
Bill Gates is bad
Bill Gates should have watched Bob Ross
Bob Ross would say that Bill Gates is a “crappy little accident”
Omicron is like a cold
Omicron is deadly
The unvaccinated are making everyone sick
The unvaccinated are going to die this winter
The vaccinated are going to die this summer
We’re all going to die
Only some of us are going to die
We have no idea who’s going to die
Common Sense is dead
The YIR segment was absolutely FANTASTIC!! What a recap! THANK YOU!!! Now, with PCR test almost behind, DeBlasio pretty much gone, let's see if 2022 is indeed a new, good year, or turns into #2020TOO. Meanwhile, in my Florida household of 2, after 2 years of living life, my wife finally tested positive 2 weeks ago and both of us were able to get the monoclonal treatment before they ran out. After 2 weeks of doing nothing different at home, no mask/sleeping together still, and occasionally drinking out of the same cup/glass, I also tested positive for whatever it is the PCR test says I have when if concludes I'm SARS2-COVID19 positive. What a fun ride indeed. Just to be sure I dont pass this "cold" to anyone, which is all it's been for us (although she did get a fever and loss of taste/smell and I didnt - possibly due to the array of vitamins I do take - C, D3, Zinc, Magnesium, Selenenium, Applepectin and anything Dr Ardis and the like recommended), we decided to celebrate the new year at home. A tradition we've heard about and never followed is to pack a suitcase and go around the house with it, as a symbol of new adventures and travels to come. Let's see how it turns out. We missed visiting her family in Buenos Aires, Argentina 2 years ago and friends in Malaga Spain last year, because of the world's stupidity. Let's see whether 2020 can be fixed in 2022 in the US, and whether it results in a different 2024 outcome than what we ended up with in 2020. Just the same, I do pray for Newyorkers and those in PA, MA, WA, etc., to have learned a thing or two, and elect better representatives, before they begin calling them "leaders". God bless America and bless every single reader of your blog, every patriot and level-headed person regardless of religion, creed, gender, or whatever the left wants to impute upon us. Above all, Thank you, Mr. Childers for all the work you do and, although I'm looking forward to speaking with you soon in Jan, 2022 about my employer and what to consider for next steps, I bid you thanks and blessings from the most high, and our Lord, Jesus Christ.
In Jan, on hearing the description of the vax I wondered, "How long will that lipid-enveloped mRNA last?" Couldn't find a definitive answer, just vague assurances.
A couple weeks later I awoke to the question, "what if the spike causes the disease!" & figured if I, retired med lab tech, thought of that question, surely some researcher somewhere also did. I mentally put myself at the end of the vax list, happily granting my position to anyone & everyone who wanted to go ahead.
Then in early May, I learned that some researcher at Salk *had* thought of that same question & had found the answer I kind of expected!
Still at the end of the list, determined to be the last person on earth to get jabbed...& they'll have to kill me to do it!
Thank you Jeff for going where most others in your position fear to tread. You are the Ted Nugent of “Attorneys with Cojones”, The Grand Poobah of the Lodge; destined for the Mt. Rushmore of something, something. (wink, wink) Seriously….thank you.
‘Then cruise lines sued Florida and got an injunction of the passport ban, thereby getting compliant with the CDC. They kept requiring jab passports to cruise, until yesterday, when the CDC recommended that NOBODY take cruises because so many vaxxed cruise passengers are catching Covid.’
When you lie down with a dog you wake up with fleas (and maybe even sandflies). Beware cruise lines
It has been a pleasure reading your newsletter all year long. For this Oregonian it gives me hope that one day we will live in freedom like the Floridians. The Oregon State and Local governments have locked down, masked up and ruined the lives of citizens and continue on in their tyranny. Please remember there are many of us in liberal states that are still held as slaves by liberal lunatics. Keep us in your thoughts and prayers. We have a long way to go to get to where you are now!
Happy New Year! Glad you drove. Sounds very nice.
I'm staying home, driving, flying myself around, boycotting airlines that don't lobby for liberty!
I laughed aloud at least five times reading this!!😄 And in Canada, there's not a lot to laugh about, so thank you so much for this wonderful summary of a year which I dub absurdly insane! So glad to hear your opening story of normalcy on your family holiday. How we long for return to normal.
Mr. Childers Thank You! Your straight forward info with a hint of sarcasm has help me stay sane. I start 2022 hopeful our country will move in the right direction. Will be a new start for me, as my company (they even granted religious exemption) now decided to terminate me. May God Bless us all!
Happy New Year. Thanks for all these C & C's
Great year-end recap! I’d forgotten about many of these milestones. My family of four purebloods had a Covid outbreak that started just before Christmas so we’ll be spending a quiet evening in. Happy to report that we all had/have only mild symptoms, and grateful that we were prepared with all of the FLCCC early treatment protocol supplies, including horse paste. Happy New Year to all and best wishes that the jab narrative continues to collapse into 2022!
Lol and I’m in Biloxi. No real signs of pandemic here…
Happy New Year! 🎉🥳
Happy New Year, Jeff!
Three states away would be Louisiana? You live in Florida. Why go to a beachy resort town in another state???
I've been up in PA for several months (family obligations). I can't wait to get back to my beachy place in Florida.
Thank you for all you do. Heal quickly!
Thank you for sharing a snapshot of normalcy, it’s far from that here in Seattle. I wish there was a way for kids/teen impacted by this to hang out in person or online without that looming question ‘are you vaccinated?!’ Our kids have lost friends and extracurriculars over this, so any attempt at ending the isolation would be a true gift this new year