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Eric's avatar

There’s been a nationwide coup d'etat staged on the brain cells of the zombified hordes of American virus worshippers. Even here in Florida the robot nuts still speckle the landscape, standing out like dots on an empty canvas; wooed into a catatonic “trance of love” by their TV personality captors that have nuzzled into their vacuous rent free minds. They kickstart the day with heaping servings of lithium fortified FDA approved Stockholm Syndrome Crunchy O’s to secure the deal, oblivious to the Pfizer shaped logo marshmallows swirling around the bowl.

When you see yourself following the crowd it’s time for deep introspection. Just because there’s a line at the salad bar doesn’t mean it's good.

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Carrie Hoesing's avatar

Great poem! I start every day with your email. They are some of the best, sarcastically funny, informative, creative, writings I’ve come across. Can’t thank you enough! YOU and your team deserve a public service award from all of America! Thank you and Merry Christmas ❤️

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