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There’s been a nationwide coup d'etat staged on the brain cells of the zombified hordes of American virus worshippers. Even here in Florida the robot nuts still speckle the landscape, standing out like dots on an empty canvas; wooed into a catatonic “trance of love” by their TV personality captors that have nuzzled into their vacuous rent free minds. They kickstart the day with heaping servings of lithium fortified FDA approved Stockholm Syndrome Crunchy O’s to secure the deal, oblivious to the Pfizer shaped logo marshmallows swirling around the bowl.

When you see yourself following the crowd it’s time for deep introspection. Just because there’s a line at the salad bar doesn’t mean it's good.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Great poem! I start every day with your email. They are some of the best, sarcastically funny, informative, creative, writings I’ve come across. Can’t thank you enough! YOU and your team deserve a public service award from all of America! Thank you and Merry Christmas ❤️

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

That "Houston" Covid Omicron death is very curious -- the Harris County press release

(https://publichealth.harriscountytx.gov/Portals/27/Documents/HCPH%20Reports%20First%20Omicron%20Related%20Death%20sm.pdf?ver=oK77qT2qjHEIryPPhgBoog%3d%3d)

was worded so strangely that it is highly suspect. They call it a "Covid associated" death. They say he "tested positive" to Omicron. They say he previously had Covid. And they say he had severe underlying conditions. So, perhaps it's a false positive and/or it had NOTHING to do with his morbidity? Perhaps his earlier infection is suspect? Perhaps a lot of things, but they were clearly trying to make it out as a Covid death but it needs further exploration by someone - too bad there aren't any curious investigative journalists anymore.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

"It’s a race against time to get everyone jabbed before they develop natural immunities."

Like a football team with a 10 point lead, I fully intend to run out the clock

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

I dont know what I am do checking my email starting tomorrow and not seeing the newsletter of common sense in my inbox :(

Merry Christmas Jeff and everyone here.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Well, since my family members who drive me crazy won’t get near me this Christmas, I guess it will be merry, even without Coffee & Covid. Thx for the jolly laughs! Your posts are definitely more addictive than coffee! And both are great for my sanity! Enjoy your break!

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Dec 23, 2021·edited Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

I will not trust any mRNA spike vaccine, even one coming from the army. Maybe even less so from that source. Vaccines today are pretty much nothing more than a vehicle for the advance of tyranny.

Regarding the Merck and Pfizer COVUD pill approvals: Again, no way these can be deemed either safe or effective. The FDA rule book was again tossed out and both drugs have serious side effects.

Jeff, have a great Christmas, but I do hope you could toss us a bone about your thoughts on SCOTUS taking up the vax mandate cases. I have no confidence in their ability to support our constitutional freedoms.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

The last line of your poem was pure magic; So! Thanks for all you do.

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Thank you Jeff, for your commitment to the truth, your inspiring expertise on the law, your sleepless nights to give us the daily facts in our nation and world, and your laugh out loud humor!

I hope you enjoy your little bit of time off and have a Merry Christmas with your family!

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Loved the poem!! Just a thought, since the pharm companies are free from any legal suits, it's there any way to go after the companies (Walgreens, etc) for giving the shots without looking at data regularly and giving every person an opportunity to see that data for informed consent? It would be interesting to see if the CEO's of these corporations are checking the efficacy and safety on a regular basis. If they are, they should publish the data their using. If not, then it seems they are giving shots to people illegally. While we're at it, can Tide/Gain etc. (Think detergent residues, surfactants),fabric companies ( think dyes, flame retardants,, plastic fibers), mask companies, and retailers that sell their cute masks prove that their product worn 8 hours a day, 40 hours per week is safe for adultsandchildren. Perhaps the public would rather have Covid than lung cancer or lung disease. Maybe that should be an informed choice as well.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Happy Christmas and a hopeful new year ! Thanks for the laughs, we sure need them in Karen time!

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Mandate Vitamin D?... No. Healthy people are poor customers

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So with the CDC acknowledgment that vaccines are useless against containing contagion of “Covid”, constitutional arguments aside, doesn’t that sink the vaxx mandates? Why mandate something that does not achieve the ostensible goal of the mandate?

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Well, that was a bouncy little poem there! Santa Claus to the rescue. I knew there was something good about that guy.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Merry Christmas Jeff. Thank you for being a light in a dark place. May God richly bless you and your family.

Tiffany Pletz

Dallas, Tx

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

So, I think your poem is inspired! It actually reminded me of a Doctor Who Christmas Special. And I realized THAT is exactly what ( or Who) we need right now. We need The Doctor - I prefer Peter Capaldi but David Tennant would do. Happy Christmas, Jeff and Family! God Bless You All!

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