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There’s been a nationwide coup d'etat staged on the brain cells of the zombified hordes of American virus worshippers. Even here in Florida the robot nuts still speckle the landscape, standing out like dots on an empty canvas; wooed into a catatonic “trance of love” by their TV personality captors that have nuzzled into their vacuous rent free minds. They kickstart the day with heaping servings of lithium fortified FDA approved Stockholm Syndrome Crunchy O’s to secure the deal, oblivious to the Pfizer shaped logo marshmallows swirling around the bowl.

When you see yourself following the crowd it’s time for deep introspection. Just because there’s a line at the salad bar doesn’t mean it's good.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Great poem! I start every day with your email. They are some of the best, sarcastically funny, informative, creative, writings I’ve come across. Can’t thank you enough! YOU and your team deserve a public service award from all of America! Thank you and Merry Christmas ❤️

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I do too! I look forward to reading them and share it with many!!

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

That "Houston" Covid Omicron death is very curious -- the Harris County press release

(https://publichealth.harriscountytx.gov/Portals/27/Documents/HCPH%20Reports%20First%20Omicron%20Related%20Death%20sm.pdf?ver=oK77qT2qjHEIryPPhgBoog%3d%3d)

was worded so strangely that it is highly suspect. They call it a "Covid associated" death. They say he "tested positive" to Omicron. They say he previously had Covid. And they say he had severe underlying conditions. So, perhaps it's a false positive and/or it had NOTHING to do with his morbidity? Perhaps his earlier infection is suspect? Perhaps a lot of things, but they were clearly trying to make it out as a Covid death but it needs further exploration by someone - too bad there aren't any curious investigative journalists anymore.

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Did the patient accidentally fall out of an airplane without a functioning parachute? Was he properly wearing a mask as he fell through the sky?

If not, it’s likely then he contracted omicron right as he hit the ground, which would qualify clearly as a Covid death.

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"Throw it on the pile, boys!"

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Dec 23, 2021·edited Dec 23, 2021

Or maybe even a high-Ct PCR with trace amounts from contact/exposure (maybe even from hospital) with no confirmed Covid illness. (either in his first "infection" or at death). There are just too many possibilities. What I DO know is I don't trust County Judge Hidalgo. She has been one of the most tyrannical of all of these bureaucrats (or should I say autocrats) from the beginning.

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He died of natural causes had antibodies from surviving covid and called it a covid death. One guy on Houston didn’t seem right to me. They needed the one guy on o start the fear factor like Fauci does to monkeys.

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yes it totally reads like a vaccine ad. I'm wondering if the guy even exists. Like the 2 people in New Mexico who supposedly died of suspected Ivermectin poisoning right on the week when the Ivermectin cancellation was in full effect. And it "happened" in the jurisdiction of this judge? Even more suspect.

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If he had a previous infection he would have natural immunity. Its all bullshit …

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All we know is he tested positive twice. The test is authorized for under EUA. I don’t trust that test and I take a test every week. I see how this test can go wrong.

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Jeremy Hammond, Alex Berenson? Those guys are the best.

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What does Jeremy Hammond have to do with this?

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That was a reply to the last line "too bad there aren't any curious investigative journalists anymore." I immediately thought of Jeremy Hammond's website where one can sign up to receive his newsletter: https://www.jeremyrhammond.com/

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Is Jeremy Hammond a journalist? I thought he was a hacker. I guess I'm not familiar. I love me some Berenson, though.

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Jeremy is probably one of the most honest persons in journalism. He takes his time, consults experts in their fields, cites all of his sources, and seeks to reveal the truth about issues, all in a gentle manner. Perhaps you had encountered information online that sought to discredit him at some point.

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That's a very different Jeremy Hammond -- never heard of him. I'll check him out.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

"It’s a race against time to get everyone jabbed before they develop natural immunities."

Like a football team with a 10 point lead, I fully intend to run out the clock

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"Don't jab me bro!"

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I dont know what I am do checking my email starting tomorrow and not seeing the newsletter of common sense in my inbox :(

Merry Christmas Jeff and everyone here.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Well, since my family members who drive me crazy won’t get near me this Christmas, I guess it will be merry, even without Coffee & Covid. Thx for the jolly laughs! Your posts are definitely more addictive than coffee! And both are great for my sanity! Enjoy your break!

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Sorry to hear your family drank the koolaid. My friends family won’t let them see their new grandson except from a distance, wearing a muzzle - and now have asked them to take covid tests so they can feels safe enough to enter into my friends house to pick up the presents my covid contaminated leprosy ridden cootie producing friends graciously bought for them and their grandson. 🙄

Their response? THAT IS A BIG FAT NO!

They have decided not to indulge their kids love affair with the wuflu and it’s phony safe and effective fairyland concoctions.

Hope you have. Merry Christmas!!

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I’m so sad for families being divided over this .

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It’s caused a lot of division in my family- on both my husband’s side and mine. It’s all unbelievable. The hypocrisy is what is gets me the most. I can’t handle it.

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I’m glad your friend didn’t indulge her psychosis ridden family. Sometimes it’s better for sanity’s sake to at least temporarily let them go! Merry Christmas!🎄

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I love the term “wuflu”! Lol!

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Not mine. I stole it from many others. Lol 😂

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Dec 23, 2021·edited Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

I will not trust any mRNA spike vaccine, even one coming from the army. Maybe even less so from that source. Vaccines today are pretty much nothing more than a vehicle for the advance of tyranny.

Regarding the Merck and Pfizer COVUD pill approvals: Again, no way these can be deemed either safe or effective. The FDA rule book was again tossed out and both drugs have serious side effects.

Jeff, have a great Christmas, but I do hope you could toss us a bone about your thoughts on SCOTUS taking up the vax mandate cases. I have no confidence in their ability to support our constitutional freedoms.

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Just found what I was looking for: a great article on the travesty of the approval of these new, untested drugs.

https://www.theblaze.com/op-ed/horowitz-the-indefensible-approval-of-pfizer-and-merck-drugs-compared-to-the-snubbing-of-ivermectin

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Excellent, clear article. Thank you.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

The last line of your poem was pure magic; So! Thanks for all you do.

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Thank you Jeff, for your commitment to the truth, your inspiring expertise on the law, your sleepless nights to give us the daily facts in our nation and world, and your laugh out loud humor!

I hope you enjoy your little bit of time off and have a Merry Christmas with your family!

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Loved the poem!! Just a thought, since the pharm companies are free from any legal suits, it's there any way to go after the companies (Walgreens, etc) for giving the shots without looking at data regularly and giving every person an opportunity to see that data for informed consent? It would be interesting to see if the CEO's of these corporations are checking the efficacy and safety on a regular basis. If they are, they should publish the data their using. If not, then it seems they are giving shots to people illegally. While we're at it, can Tide/Gain etc. (Think detergent residues, surfactants),fabric companies ( think dyes, flame retardants,, plastic fibers), mask companies, and retailers that sell their cute masks prove that their product worn 8 hours a day, 40 hours per week is safe for adultsandchildren. Perhaps the public would rather have Covid than lung cancer or lung disease. Maybe that should be an informed choice as well.

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There has NEVER been any informed consent. Not one person that took the jab got to give informed consent. It’s a travesty and crimes against humanity happening right in front of our eyes.

And yes! I like your thought process about going after these companies. And since when did a pharmacist become qualified to give injections of any kind??? I’m baffled by this new found invisible medical qualification. 🤔

Did I miss something?

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It's disgusting. Perhaps going in under cover to get a vaccine will illustrate this for the masses. I think going after the companies is the only option. Nike masks, designer masks, Costco masks. Test them all for toxins and fibers. P&G will have to put a large label on all laundry products so people know their washed masks are potential cancer risks. I do believe that people are more fearful of cancer than Covid. It's really the only hope as I see it.

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No informed consent in the absence of information…..And no liability for big pharma with no verifiable data. Is this why Pfizer will list the ingredients of their “vaccine” in 55 yrs - when most of us will be gone from this planet?

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Don’t they make you to sign shit before the jab? Small print probably keeps them safe from liability.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Happy Christmas and a hopeful new year ! Thanks for the laughs, we sure need them in Karen time!

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Mandate Vitamin D?... No. Healthy people are poor customers

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So with the CDC acknowledgment that vaccines are useless against containing contagion of “Covid”, constitutional arguments aside, doesn’t that sink the vaxx mandates? Why mandate something that does not achieve the ostensible goal of the mandate?

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"They" won't report that fact, and most of the sheep would neither seek that information, nor believe it if told, nor read it for themselves on either the FDA's or CDC's own site. "We" are still the loony deluded spreaders of mis- / dis-information.

2 Timothy 3:1-8 (paraphrased)

There will be terrible times in the last days.

People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy,

without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good,

treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God--

having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.

They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over the weak-willed, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires,

ALWAYS LEARNING BUT NEVER ABLE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRUTH.

[my emphasis]

Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these men oppose the truth--men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected."

Also

2 Peter 3:3 "Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires."

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Well, that was a bouncy little poem there! Santa Claus to the rescue. I knew there was something good about that guy.

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

Merry Christmas Jeff. Thank you for being a light in a dark place. May God richly bless you and your family.

Tiffany Pletz

Dallas, Tx

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Dec 23, 2021Liked by Jeff Childers

So, I think your poem is inspired! It actually reminded me of a Doctor Who Christmas Special. And I realized THAT is exactly what ( or Who) we need right now. We need The Doctor - I prefer Peter Capaldi but David Tennant would do. Happy Christmas, Jeff and Family! God Bless You All!

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