Biden buys home test kits to stop the spread; Leanna Wen says cloth masks failed; Kramer's 3x jabs failed; a staffer has jab failure; the Times says science failed; lockdowns failed; and more...
This is getting more ridiculous with each passing moment. This has predictably devolved into a convoluted dumpster fire of absurd incongruencies. They simply can’t keep up: “First of all, is anybody here from the Post Office or the CDC? …….Get out of here!... Fly. Be Free. The world is your oyster. Seee ya!……Okay, you remote workers stand in the corner, we’ll get to you. If you’re not going to be walking around menacing your co-workers, we certainly can’t have you being a threat to yourself.…….NEXT!.....Let’s see….John, you got 2 shots, both on a Friday….that should carry you through most of December. You’re allowed on buses, but not taxis….oh, and you have to wear a mask on buses, but not in the grocery stores….except in the restroom, including grocery store airplanes with restrooms. Movies are okay, but you have to stay under your seat. They’ll need to see your vaccine card, an abacus, and the most recent copy of Farmer’s Almanac, but only if it’s raining during a Star Wars marathon. Avoid Steak n’ Shake and potholes. All Florida Guide Books including, but not limited to, Home Buying and Apartment Guides and generally anything remotely uplifting are regarded as propaganda and will be confiscated. Where’s DeSantis activity books, nope…out!
Thanks to “Operation Dork Speed” your 9th booster should be available sometime before Christmas. Rest assured, after long term studies performed over the weekend, we can confirm that these boosters are both kinda safe and sort of effective, especially when injected during the Winter Solstice. The effectiveness spikes to damn near 2% in the vicinity of the ley lines of the Great Pyramid………that’s the big one.
By this time, if you’re still vertical, you should start to feel like absolute garbage and your kids might start playing connect-a-dot on your arm. Don’t be alarmed. This is perfectly normal. Think of it as quality family time. Now, if you skip this booster then you might as well kiss your pious, non-compliant ass goodbye because Omi”ConJob” - THE most deadly strain of sniffles on the planet - takes no white Christmas or dark winter prisoners. The great and powerful Brandon hath declared it so. Entropy, entropy we all fall down. Incidentally, females under 5’ 3'' will be covered longer than males over 6’ ¾”, but not quite as long as school age children with web toes born in August during a Crescent Moon.
Have a nice day, and stay Pfizer…uh safe.”
This “cup” is particularly delicious. So many paradoxes in one post. Such wonderfully bitter irony and sarcasm
“Too bad we don’t have a well-funded government health agency that could study the connection.”
CDC is the medical equivalent of the post office. They couldnt get this right even if they wanted to . Its the nature of the organization. Mix politics and medicine and one gets politics
Masks don't work because you can still see the TV
"CNN’s obnoxious TV doc Leanna Wen, who never saw a mandate she didn’t want to marry and have a family with....." LOL!!! That turned me into a coffee spewing machine. Thanks, I needed that.
I am so grateful to have found this blog. It's the first thing I read every morning, and I have shared it to so many friends. I live in the communistic state of New Mexico, with a crazy governor and thank god we live in the northern mountains and not in a big city. This blog gives me HOPE. That if I hang in there long enough, things will start making sense again. My husband and I are not vaxxed and don't intend to get vaxxed, but even so, at times we are made to feel like second class citizens when we are actually SUPER involved in our community and my husband is a first responder. THANK YOU, thank you, thank you, Jeff Childers, for this ray of hope you provide!
Re "Cloth masks are little more than facial decorations." Geez, will Nancy and rest of the politicians, celebrities, & 15-minute famers stop acquiring and wearing the dozens of wardrobe-coordinating accessories they have worn to virtue signal how to make the best of the situation they've imposed? Bunch of jerks who are so out of touch with the majority of citizens in this nation.
Megatron an Optimus Primus are the next variants beware!! These will be disguised as an electric chevy prius.
Heard a good one today that fits perfectly with BioNTech CEO Ugur Sahin's comment.
What do the vaccinated and unvaccinated have in common? They both will never be fully vaccinated.
Jeff, I love each post you put out. It is very thorough and gives me a good understanding of what’s going on. I am a free subscription currently but considered paying. Problem is I can’t afford $50 per month, but I’m willing to give what I can to help. Any consideration to a pay what you can type subscription? I’m not sure if substack allows that.
Jeff, I just wanted to thank you for your time in putting these news updates together every day. I look forward to reading each morning!
I love drinking my coffee and reading your stuff. As a nurse from Ascension that you defended, thank you! <33
I can’t say it enough how I enjoy this post everyday !! I get more information here and from the subscribers than any other source!! Yesterday however, Boston Chinese Communist enacted a new mandate stating all indoor restaurants and gyms ect will require a vaccine card to get in.. starting Jan 15 - I guess that means I’m never giving my money to any business in Boston again.. Sorry small business and large business owners- I have already sent letters to both the governor and the mayor and called them and left messages with their so-called assistants Who didn’t even take my number down or my name! I guess that just means that they put it in the trash because they don’t care what the people think about their illegal actions against the people!!
They must forget that Massachusetts was the state that had the flags don’t tread on me and actually won a revolutionary war against British tyranny!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The sons and daughters of liberty are now rising up in these states and are prepared to fight all forces!!!! ⚔️🛡⚔️🛡⚔️
I love this newsletter.
Thank you for this amazingly witty and informative newsletter . I get excited to read it and always puts a smile on my face during these crazy times in the world!!
Fauci is not a doctor. Nor a scientist
He is a scared old man who's last exposure to something called "risk" was probably sometime in the 1980s.
He is the covid-jailer-in-chief.
2024 or the inevitable, it can't come quickly enough
Airliners are notorious for inflicting oxygen deprivation on unwitting passengers. At cruise altitude the cabin pressure is equal about 7 to 8 thousand feet but flight attendants never warn passengers about this mandated "disability"... Forcing passengers to wear a mask in rarified air is asking for a lawsuit dontcha think?