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I knew whatever town I picked wouldn't want 'em ;) so... maybe somewhere they'll be mostly eaten by bears? That's likely to shift a few attitudes about reality versus social constructs or how important it is to coerce deference to one's identity as a nonbinary dinosaur fart, in the grand scheme of things. Also okay if 98% of them rage-qu…
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I knew whatever town I picked wouldn't want 'em ;) so... maybe somewhere they'll be mostly eaten by bears? That's likely to shift a few attitudes about reality versus social constructs or how important it is to coerce deference to one's identity as a nonbinary dinosaur fart, in the grand scheme of things. Also okay if 98% of them rage-quit and end up picking melons or rebuilding roads. Moving to Canada - they should really do it this time!
That is the danger with moving them out of DC, they'll find out we have gorgeous country! I do like the bears idea tho..