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Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

What's up with Maine anyway? Is it too close to Canada? Has it become an insane asylum?

Laura Kasner's avatar

Someone out there has a wicked sense of humor. 😂😂😂

George de Luna's avatar

Agnostic dyslexics sit around and ponder the existence of dog.

kittynana's avatar

@Reasonable- perfect

Richard schoenenberger's avatar

Actually, a reasonable explanation .

kittynana's avatar

@Laura- I'm always amazed at how witty people can be!

Maha's avatar

Well, yes, Dave. That occurred when they elected all those Democrats. Wasn't Maine a conservative bastion where people said "rud" for road? Perhaps the short summers led to the mental issues Washington State contends with.

Casey Jones's avatar

More likely an invasion by Bahstonians?

ConcernedCitUSA's avatar

AKA Massholes as my Maine resident friends (and parents) fondly refer to them.

rolandttg's avatar

Mass of two shits for me

RunningLogic's avatar

Yeah I was going to suggest that too.

Help Needed in KS's avatar

I thought it was pronounced "rad', or is that Boston?

Karmy's avatar

No you’re thinking of pak the ca in the yahd instead. That’s Boston.

Maha's avatar

Perhaps Boston, and maybe Portland, because of the influx of the "Massholes" infiltrating the "Mainiacs".

I knew a Mainer who was from West of the Coastal area who said it more like "Rud". The R was actually kind of soft. When an "r" is at the end of words, it's like it disappears. He said suppah, Baa Habaa, Betta.

Roger Beal's avatar

Not to worry ... permanent DST will make Maine summers one hour longer.

SD Scott's avatar

It’s the rainfall: mildew on the brains.

Lori's avatar

Answer: Most definitely YES.

Damn the torpedoes's avatar

I think many New Yorkers went there for vacation, and stayed.

PonyBoy's avatar

Dave, I think the Griftocrats are so close to the edge of the United States of America that they're afraid they'll fall off the face of sanity.

Just sayin'.

SHug's avatar

Ponyboy, they don't seem afraid, they seem to be racing towards the edge!

PonyBoy's avatar

Yep SHug, the "hate" they are generating is enough to keep them from thinking clearly.

I say, let them gain full steam towards full annihilation of their party.

CPK (Charles Kalina)'s avatar

Anecdotally, influence from Boston-area transplants and retirees. Small population, so it doesn't take a lot of in-migration to change it significantly. (See also Vermont.)

To paraphrase Porfirio Diaz:

"Poor Maine. So far from God. So close to Massachusetts."

A.'s avatar
Jul 18Edited

Vermont went crackers back in the 1970s when many cults located there. Now you see the elderly cultists who never escaped wondering around in a daze in places such as St. Johnsbury.

Kenpowoman's avatar

A friend once referred to Vermonters as "industrial strength hippies." I think she was correct.

CPK (Charles Kalina)'s avatar

Hippies and Acela-corridor liberals, more generally. People who wanted romantic small-town ruralism, but without having to leave the northeast for some flyover Jesusland state. (Plus, it was a way to white-flight out of the cities in a way they could tell themselves was OK.)

The plurality of in-migration over the past few decades has been from the New York City tri-state area. Note that Vermont's most famous living citizens, Bernie Sanders and Ben & Jerry, are leftist NYC'ers.

A.'s avatar

Even Canadians avoid Vermont now. Far too leftwing-smug. For no good reason.

The hippies and cults of the 70s merged in Vermont. Then they both went bust, more or less. Now what we are left with is the attitudes.

A.'s avatar
Jul 18Edited

As for Canada, it was leftwing American draft dodgers in the 70s heading mostly to either British Columbia or Toronto that produced a lot of the WOKE-folk attitudes in later eras. Then American or CCP Chinese cults took over the Canadian Maritimes and spread it there. Canadians were always conservative by nature. Leftwing-ism had to be introduced.

Have to add that the Troodo-virus beginning in the late 60s pushed the destructo-theme in Canada too. It all came together.

Politico Phil's avatar

it was leftwing American draft dodgers in the 70s...

Like Bill Clinton?

A.'s avatar

Was Billy-boy a draft dodger?

Politico Phil's avatar

Yeah he was. I remember because we were in the middle of the Vietnam war and I was about the same age. He went to Canada.

A.'s avatar
Jul 18Edited

"The mysterious Chinese-linked cult that's taking over P.E.I."

https://nationalpost.com/opinion/the-mysterious-chinese-linked-cult-thats-taking-over-p-e-i

Prince Edward Island in Canada is only about 400 miles northeast of Boston. Though it used to be a very different world there.

Free in Florida's avatar

Dave, I agree. Talk about wackos - don’t forget that Tucker lives there part of the year also. Maybe the state has been overtaken by the same “demons” that supposedly attacked him in the middle of the night. Just sayin’. Too bad as it’s a beautiful state.

A.'s avatar

Oh my...it's you Free in Florida. The site snitch. Who gets up to ornery things on other Substacks.

Free in Florida's avatar

You’re such a disagreeable person - or more likely, bot. Protesting that someone is calling you out? Someone needs to. I will not respond further.

Gail W's avatar

That demon is outing themselves as a N@zi or N-adjacent. Either way, they are garbage.

Free in Florida's avatar

Hi Gail, yes, a very unhappy person!!!

A.'s avatar

Ah gee, F-in-F, you are running for cover excuses now that I have mentioned what a bad boy you are elsewhere.

Doesn't fool most of us, Mr. Bot-man.

A.'s avatar

Shouldn't you be with the WOKE Tik-Tok crew, Gail?

A.'s avatar
Jul 18Edited

Free in Florida, you have a low and unpleasant character. No doubt about that. And as I told you before, you are certainly not one of the thinkers at C&C. Your talents are in snitching, and in seeing bots everywhere. Anyone who fails to agree with you is a bot, apparently. Convenient distraction.

Too funny! You're a type. Sometimes they think they see bots. Sometimes they think they see spies from the 77th Brigade. And some of them think they see flying saucers. According to the fashion of the day.

Make an attempt to contribute more than muck here.

Now run along and try harder to be a good boy. Shoo! Before the other half of the commenters here block you too.

Johnny-O's avatar

Only Trump sycophants are our friends anymore, right? Nobody that can actually think for themselves or questions things are our friends. Only tribalist bootlickers can hang out here!

Julie Spike's avatar

They are trying to keep up with Minnesota which also borders Canada.

Maha's avatar

Ah, maybe it's a proximity to Canada problem. Are people nuts in Buffalo as well?

A.'s avatar

But the U.S. has far more WOKE-folk than Canada. Stop and think about that.

Grandma Bear's avatar

Well, isn't that simply because the US has far more folk than Canada, period? The question is, what are the proportions? I think Canada will come out higher than the US.

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Grandma Bear's avatar

Honest question: Where did you get 50/50 for woke, non-woke in the US? I ask because I honestly don’t think the proportions are near to that. I live in deep blue NYC (sapphire blue Brooklyn, to boot!) and when it comes to the ideas of wokism (as opposed to people who just automatically vote Democrat), I see no evidence even here that woke ideas are close to that percentage. That may be true in Canada as well; I don’t pretend to have the statistics. Of course, that does means that even so, there are more woke people here in the US, because we have far more people.

Seriously, I don’t think you get to blame whatever insanity happened to your politics on the small number of peaceniks who ran off to Canada. I’d be interested to know the actual numbers and how many actually stayed. When it comes to a lot of “woke” ideas, Canada is outpacing the US. Just look at MAID and how it’s “progressing”. Whereas euthanasia (for just one example) is still being debated in the US, and some states have instituted some measures, nothing comes close to what is happening in Canada with MAID, and there is strong opposition to it here in most states.

I’m not claiming the US isn’t riddled with these destructive ideas. The horror of child mutilation in the name of “trans”, crazy laws on pronouns and “affirmation”, not to mention what passes for “sex education” for very young children in far too many schools, is a disgrace and a shame, but the majority of Americans are NOT on board with this, as our last election showed.

As President Trump indicated in his recent address, there is evidence that we should not go by election results to judge what Americans think, as I can assure you, a lot of our election results are, if not thoroughly rigged, at least not indicative of Americans’ real wishes.

I’m sure that is very likely true in Canada, too, so perhaps I’ve been unfair. It’s just that I suspect that Canadians’ penchant for politeness has left them open to being manipulated by woke ideas, while our rougher edges probably have made it a bit harder for them to stick.

I will agree, though, that far too many Americans had been taken in by woke ideas, but (as you may guess from the use of the pluperfect) that is changing, and fast. I hope that’s true in Canada, too, as I wish no ill on our mostly very neighborly neighbor to the north.

Timothy Scharr's avatar

Magnolia for the Democratic Senate seat in Maine. She is calm under pressure and doesn’t give senseless answers.

SHug's avatar

LMAO!!!!!!!!! THIS is their winning answer!!!

Susie & Security's avatar

Same goes for NYC. According to this Uber driver, if you're not a "brown" person, you're going to need a visa to enter the city.

https://x.com/RockieWatts/status/2077800253210632686?s=20

Justin's avatar

"So the local DNC’s party bosses —currently panicking because Susan Collins is sitting on $11 million in campaign cash while the Democratic candidates are checking the sofa cushions for loose change— will get to pick the winner."

This is classic humor for candidates!

I would have picked the departing candidate, for their honesty.

But that leaves the SOS candidate who was also honest(ly) trapped on a canoe.

Nice touch on the (checking my notes)

squirrel distraction.

She'll take it because she's the best looking, is honest, and... She's the best looking. Because... People are shallow.

Collins may have a fundraising problem as it looks like a walk in the park. She'll be expected to pony up money for other candidates in tighter races.

Maybe bring in the kitten, for it's battle hardened past. And surviving.

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SHug's avatar

None of them qualify as "normal" anymore

Valoree Dowell's avatar

wasn't one of the graham cracker's mottos: They don't know Maine. Well, I guess we do now, a nothing burger.

Sarah's avatar

It's all that wildfire pollution.

Lori's avatar

and covid jabs.

Fabes55's avatar

Ashley was definitely in the wrong place…and in the wrong body.

PEL's avatar

He/she should definitely be their choice. Go Mainers!!

jan's avatar

That face! That physique! 😬

Fr. Wah's avatar

Does Maine have Voter ID? I'm not from there, but I know which candidate I'd vote for.

Patti's avatar

Shocking right?

RJ Rambler's avatar

No, they aren't locked in.

Dr Linda's avatar

“and I’ve been running for governor for a long time.”

Besides the canoe situation, I think this statement should have people wondering as well.

Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

Also, “when I need to know the facts I will.”

Umm. When you’re having a debate to show people you can do the job is a great time to know some facts. A shocking number of candidates spend days doing something called Debate Prep for a reason.

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

Those were astounding, shocking comments. Did her and the other deeply ill, mentally retarded dude acting as the ugliest fake "woman" I've ever had to lay eyes on, give you any indication that the "leaders" of the maine democrat party do not want a leader, they want someone they will absolutely control? Like brain dead brandon cabbage and communist kamala word salad?

And what's with Portland? Portland Maine, Portland Oregon? What water are these people drinking, what polluted air are they breathing, what pot are they smoking that leaves these people so deranged and unstable, yet thinking they are viable humans - they are not!

BUT - These people have no ethics and they have no morale foundation to guide their decisions and actions. They will steal votes to steal an election, unless we stop them.

By the way, did everyone see where schumer pulled a swalwell, ripping a fart in the Senate while lying (actually, it sounded pretty wet, Im thinking he may actually have brandoned in his pants.) Maybe that's what they are breathing?

https://www.westernjournal.com/making-stink-chuck-schumer-appears-pass-gas-raging-trump-senate-floor/

Casey Jones's avatar

Ugliest "woman?" You've forgotten Admiral Whatsherface? (Lucky you if you have.)

Free in Florida's avatar

Casey, my vote’s with you. You’re thinking of “Admiral Rachel” Levine. The first time I saw this guy/woman in a dress in a short clip on TV (when he was still in a political health position I believe in PA), I remarked to my husband, “I feel So Sorry for that woman. She’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen and I don’t think she can do much about it.” This was very early on before the trans stuff was so front and center. It’s a mental illness, for sure.

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

A mental illness which 30% of people living in this country think is perfectly okay to force on the rest of us as normal. Its abysmal. Honestly, I just think those who put them forth know they are deeply ill, and it is just another part of their plan to destroy the country.

Sorry, but I refuse to conjure another image of levine to save myself the projectile vomiting which will come with it.

Free in Florida's avatar

I think you’re right about the 30%. I had a graduate class in colonial history and the prof said that about 30% of the population during the Revolution were patriots, 30% were Royalists and the other 30% basically blew in the wind to see how it would go.

I’ve been wondering if the Royalist 30% - having dispersed to Canada, the UK or remained here - aren’t ancestors of these groups. Could be. I know the patriot group are ones who are MAGA and who read columns like Jeff’s and we don’t do or fall for stupid (at least most of the time.)

rolandttg's avatar

I can identify with that. We were at the W&M homecoming parade ~2003 or 4. Saw some seriously ugly woman on a float who turned out to be the homecoming queen. I did not realize it was a dude until I watched O Reilly on Monday night and he had footage of it and discussed it. . I was so proud. Our alma mater featured on the top national prime time show.

Free in Florida's avatar

Roland, I can only imagine how proud you must have been! 🤪 It really is “The Emperor has no clothes.” Everyone knows it’s insane but until lately, way too few of us were brave enough to say it.

SHug's avatar

Crying shame that W&M has descended to what it has when it started out as dedicated to divinity, philosophy, languages and the arts and sciences. So many other formerly great institutions have as well, such as Harvard, Yale & Columbia. Can not fathom why parents would waste their money & endanger their children by sending them to these madhouses.

SD Scott's avatar

Dressing like a baby doll in some pics.

Mehitabel's avatar

You’ve also apparently forgotten the Canadian shop teacher with the size triple Z fake boobies.

Jamison's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

SHug's avatar

I kept waiting on reports he had gotten them trapped in a machine during shop class. Weirdly, he usually only dressed like that for school with minors and the rest of the time, seemed to be a mostly normal looking male. Sounds like a kink involving non consenting minors.

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

Casey! Did you have to remind me of that abomination of humanity? I'm not sure which is worse, perhaps they are equally disgusting? And not just because of their look but because of their deep mental illness? Which we are supposed to accept as completely normal, no problem here? NEVER, not on my watch.

Casey Jones's avatar

Granted the competition is stiff.

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

We have one running for our congressional seat, a deeply ill "huMAN" who thinks its a woman.

The real takeaway is that these people are not going to go away without a big fight, they intend to force their illness down our throats (yikes that is not a good mental image). The democrat party understands well, the destruction they are reeking by putting these lunatics in front of us.

RunningLogic's avatar

Well more like limp rather than stiff in their case though 😑

KCwoofie's avatar

What do these persons see when they look in the mirror?

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

I don’t want to know, KC. What matters is that they need therapy to overcome an illness. Why is it that there is a treatment for virtually every malady known to man/woman but the mental illness of the LGBTQXYZ crowd is normalized instead of treated? We really shouldn’t be part of normalizing it yet many look the other way instead of saying NO!

Roger Beal's avatar

There's an entire multidisciplinary industry profiting from the Alphabet Insanity. It's on par with COVID. It may even be a product of the same leaky research labs ....

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

Roger,

Agree completely, it's very similar to the race industry, which has to keep the race insanity alive in order to keep the money flowing.

Peace's avatar

Dan - do you have ideas of practical ways to push back on this? LGBTQ?

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

To me, it is clear. It is biblical in nature, so if you believe in God as your Creator, and you believe in Jesus Christ as your Savior and you believe that there is evil in this world which you cannot defeat by yourself, then you pray for their healing but your don't accept their practices, you have to take a stand, you cannot turn a blind eye to it.

LGBTQ is evil incarnate and if left unchecked would destroy humanity. They are fundamentally inhumane and immoral - inhumane because they cannot create human life - isn't that the most fundamental definition of being inhumane? And immoral because of the rot they plant in children's and young people's heads, through grooming, etc., and because of "medical/psychiatric professionals" who should first, do no harm.

What do you think, Peace?

SD Scott's avatar

The Atrazine Cohort.

Confused as feminized frogs.

PEL's avatar

We enjoyed a great fall color trip a few years ago but both Portland, Maine and Montpelier, Vermont creeped me out as they were both so weirdly leftist.

SD Scott's avatar

Possibly commensurate with the amount of witchcraft taking place there.

Hana CL's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Margaret H. Brazda's avatar

Read you for the first time and find you side splitting! While writing about Dems sounds so depressing, you made it a comedy moment! Thanks so much!

VelvetStitching's avatar

This is called being a "Democrap"...... 😂

Maha's avatar

Indeed. Perhaps the Leftist candidates need a preparation service like they provide MCAT takers.

Dr Linda's avatar

That was ani interesting statement. Apparently she doesn’t need to run on anything substantial

RunningLogic's avatar

Right?? I had the exact same thought! Seems to me like it would be a pretty good time to know your facts.

Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

Sheesh, a sentient person with half a brain could have vamped the answers.

Susan's avatar

That didn't work out so well for Joe oe Biden

Matt's avatar

Running what? Like a runner for coffee and bagels? Like a courier or something?

axons007's avatar

“she’s preparing to survive a biological attack in a haberdashery”“wearing a full-faced N95 mask, presumably to protect herself from the toxic fumes of capitalism”

Literally on the floor laughing. Not just LOL, but OTF.LOL

S.P.H.'s avatar

In Oregon, the home of left coast Portland, the Secretary of State position is the spring board to the Governors' office. Has been for years. You prove how many elections you can steal and violá', your'e running the state when the existing Governor terms out.

Dawn Pegis's avatar

"prove how many elections you can steal" Spring-board!! Such a pathway!!! qualification.

SD Scott's avatar

And if you lost your race, who would ever know?

J Kaz's avatar

Only if anyone watched it

Karmy's avatar

Seriously! What a plainly stupid woman.

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

✝️✝️✝️

But of the Son He says,

“Your throne, O God, is forever and ever,

And the righteous scepter is the scepter of His kingdom.

You have loved righteousness and hated lawlessness;

Therefore God, Your God, has anointed You

With the oil of gladness above Your companions.”

— Hebrews 1:8-9 NAS95

✝️✝️✝️

No. 6's avatar

I always enjoy your scriptural excerpts, Janice, and this one seems particularly apropos. But I'm curious, is it more in reference to today's Democrat Party or to Magnolia (and perhaps tuxedo cats in general)? I grew up a staunch Democrat, even attended the 1964 Convention (and saw Bobby Kennedy stop his ride and literally get up onto the roof of the car to give an impromptu speech and shake hands), so I take no pleasure in their confusion today about who they are and what they stand for (just mostly, against)! And as for Tuxedo Cats, in our not-inconsiderable experience, they are simply the sweetest, most gentle and mellow felines for which we have ever had the pleasure of providing for over many, many years! And this is not to denigrate the other strays we’ve had and that I continue to care for, be they dilute calicos, siamese, rag dolls, egyptian maus, maine coons, norwegian forrest cats, and even a russian blue! And, thanks again for today's quote!

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

After reading your comment, I wondered what in the world Jeff wrote about today, since I hadn't read the post yet. Just read it and laughed! We have a tuxedo that actually appeared in a tree near our house, meowing his head off and apparently deciding to live with us. I do not know anything about his criminal history, as he was about 12 weeks old when we found him. 😆

Roger Beal's avatar

Your home was targeted - apparently successfully - by the CDS (Cat Distribution System).

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

That’s for sure! My daughter has also raised two orphaned kittens on bottles. Last year, a wounded and sickly stray hung out with us for 10 months, but wouldn’t let us get near him. One day, I was packing to leave town for a week, and he stayed in my way on the front porch. I never saw him again after that. I guess he was saying goodbye.

Dawn Pegis's avatar

You should look into Susan Kokinda, at age 19 on RFK campaign. Her principles never changed. Supports THIS administration most heartily! Now, spokeswoman @PrometheanAction (and MI GOP Pres). Promethean is a great FRAME of centuries of history including the American political economy which MUST BE and is being restored. Promethean SEES Trump administration as implementing American system policies - FINALLY!! If only America KNEW the principles, had been taught them instead of the continued Empire strategies DEVOLVING to such ends as we see now (& Jeff so cleverly mocks!). And yet proponents of this newest iteration as Left and woke have their self-delusions and endless media narratives as both 'cover' and weapon.

No. 6's avatar

Sounds interesting, will do!

Monterey's avatar

What turned you from the Democrat party, if you are no longer a Democrat?

Momcat's avatar

I was a democrat until I graduated college & got a job, looked at my first paycheck & wondered where all my money went!

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

I was also a democrat until one of the attorneys I worked for in the late 80s asked me who I was going to vote for. When I told him Michael Dukakis, he proceeded to explain why I shouldn’t do that. It was eye opening!

Monterey's avatar

Wow! Fascinated to hear what he told you.

I remember that my husband voted for Dukakis "because he was the son of Greek immigrants", and my husband just happened to be the grandson of a Greek immigrant. I voted for Bush but wasn't hardcore about it.

Thanks to my discovery of the first local talk radio station in America (in heathon Seattle, no less!) in 1991 during the Iraq war, I learned that my political beliefs had a name: conservatism. Those beliefs only hardened from there. And by '94, my husband had switched sides and was firmly in the conservative camp with me where he gladly remains today. He was really always kind of conservative, but was confused because he was the son of public school teachers who loved to claim they were Democrats but seemed to always live like conservatives haha. The funniest example of that was when my husband's dad talked about how instead of hiring a union electrician, he just decided to do the wiring himself for family'd home he had been building.

RunningLogic's avatar

—“who loved to claim they were Democrats but seemed to always live like conservatives haha.”

Wow my mom always used to say that! Democrats vote for Democrats but a lot live their lives like conservatives! I know several examples of that in my circle of family and friends!

Monterey's avatar

I guess that phenomenon is known, as my in-laws and your mom observed, of people having "luxury beliefs". They live according to what we all know works best, but claiming to believe that others who make highly dysfunctional choices are living just as well. Even though they are not because they make bad choices.

Robin Esau's avatar

Love this verse....the Father calling the Son God✝️

SD Scott's avatar

And David composed it.

That guy was hanging out with the trinity nearly a millennium prior to the incarnation.

Mark D.'s avatar

Looks like Maine democrats are up a certain creek without a paddle- but at least one of them has a canoe!

Dena's avatar

Wait - Tucker Carlson announced he’s no longer a Republican- so…

Fabes55's avatar

He’s been circling the drain since he “left” FoxNews

Johnny-O's avatar

Yes, legacy media is where he should remain. Far away from the drain. You guys are hilarious.

Loretta's avatar

I've not been a Republican for a long time.

I'm "undeclared" in MA because apparently since Ross Perot, "Independent" is a bad word.

I think neither "side" represent me. Which gives me the freedom to just choose the better evil? lesser evil?

Every now and then, there's a GOOD to vote for.

FYI, any MA resident out there, check out

Michael Minogue

He's a good, solid, faithful man with common sense. So he needs a lot of prayers!

Dena's avatar

Sometimes it’s just that- the lesser evil. I’m conservative so I know where my values line up with when it comes to what kind of country I want to live in & leave for my kids & grandkids.

Steve Stevens's avatar

Maybe he’ll start a new party. A real America first party.

Dena's avatar

He is not America First.

Johnny-O's avatar

Yeah, America first is fighting a losing war for Israel. MAGA has morphed into MIGA. Sad.

Dena's avatar

The anti Israel propaganda campaign is working on you.

Johnny-O's avatar

I will not apologize for being pro USA. Go move to Israel

Steve Stevens's avatar

I haven’t seen any evidence of that.

SHug's avatar

Sounds like TC intends to do what he can to split the GOP vote. Which would not be great at this time.

We must carry on with either Vance, Rubio or DeSantis. Would love to see the 3 of them back each other up in the future, as well. Maybe serving as each others SoS/VP. Rubio is kicking butt and taking names as SoS! (and the other 5 titles he is working) Look at the 3 of them; young as they are, seeing them as a block, they could lead for at least the next 24 years with the support of each other!! DJT needs to get over his spat with DeSantis and incorporate him into the team for the good of the nation! He could even put him at the head of DOJ, in Jan as soon as he leaves FL office.

The one thing DJT could do to sidetrack Ron from running for Pres, is stick him into the SCOTUS. Which would also work well for us to have a solid Constitutionalist on the bench. But looks more like he's looking to Cruz for the bench, which I don't like.

Steve Stevens's avatar

Sen. Rubio was pro-amnesty.

DeSantis is obsessed with pleasing a certain other country.

Steve Stevens's avatar

It sounds good!

christopher peacock's avatar

I dont get this canoe, it only goes backward, the paddles dont work right! Oh, the paddles have to be in the water? And what ? You have to row in the from front too back if you want to move forward? It is really just for the smart people? Here, you try it?

Logos's avatar

Enough said…”to feature a woman dressed like she’s preparing to survive a biological attack in a haberdashery”.

Aka Congressman Rosa DeLauro.

Susan Daniels's avatar

The real Witch of the West. Isn't she about 104 years old?

Justin's avatar

Doesn't matter. She probably voted. Dead or alive.

Valoree Dowell's avatar

who has been a Rep, wait for it, since 1991.

The Fifster's avatar

With green and pink hair highlights......

shayne's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

SHug's avatar

They don't have anyone under the age of 80 to run there? She 83, they need to retire her to a home somewhere, not Congress! Term limits!!!!

All states need to stop using Congress as a retirement home!! If someone has to spend over 20 days in hospital, they should resign & let their governor appoint someone else!

The top 20 oldest serving members of Congress in 2026, ranked by age, include:

1 Chuck Grassley (R-IA), Senator – 92

2 Hal Rogers (R-KY), Representative – 87

3 Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC), Delegate – 87

4 Maxine Waters (D-CA), Representative – 86

5 Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), Representative – 82/83

6 Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Senator – 83

7 Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Senator – 83

8 Virginia Foxx (R-NC), Representative – 83

9 Jim Risch (R-ID), Senator – 81

10 Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Representative – 85

11 James “Jim” Clyburn (D-SC), Representative – 84/85

12 Angus King (I-ME), Senator – 80

13 Dick Durbin (D-IL), Senator – 80

14 David Scott (D-GA), Representative – 80

15 Bill Pascrell (D-NJ), Representative – ~88 (passed away / retired mid-session)

16 *Marcy Kaptur (D-OH), Representative – ~80

17 Grace Napolitano (D-CA), Representative – 88

18 *Danny Davis (D-IL), Representative – ~80

19 Jan Schakowsky (D-IL), Representative – ~81

20 Frank Pallone Jr. (D-NJ), Representative – ~74

AJF's avatar

Can't wrap my mind (or stomach!) around that Maine Senate Debate!! Can you even for a moment IMAGINE the Founding Fathers seeing this! Now that's something to weep about!

FLGenX's avatar

When I first saw it, I thought it was a joke - a Babylon Bee video.

Paula Kroll's avatar

Chris Farley in an SNL opener!!

FreeBird07's avatar

Thought the same... this could be an SNL skit! Lol

AJF's avatar

FreeBird07 you mean SHOULD be! 😂

PEL's avatar

Oh Chris as Ashley would have been comedy gold!!

Fabes55's avatar

Oh good lord! Now I can’t unsee that!!

Susan Seas's avatar

I wasn’t watching, but listening and when “Ashley” ( if that’s his real name) spoke, my head jerked so fast I almost snapped my neck! 😂

Matt L.'s avatar

Ashley looks like a mash up of Meatloaf and Neil Young.

PEL's avatar

I hope Mainers choose her/it!!!😜

Matt L.'s avatar

I wanna hear its songs! Maybe Bruce Springsteen and they can do a duet.

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

"A Republic....if you can keep it"

Ben Franklin

Bard Joseph's avatar

Manufactured freak show.

In your face even with imaginary party system.

Bread and circus to amuse

the masses, while the country burns.

Patti's avatar

I asked my husband ‘is this really the best in Maine for Democrats?’ Yikes! It’s a stomach check. 🤢

AJF's avatar

Dems like Dumb. New bumper sticker! 😂

Patti's avatar

That’s a good one

David Nelson's avatar

Patti, exactly! PICK SOMEONE AT _RANDOM_!!!

David Clark's avatar

Kenobi for Senate 2026, he’s their only hope.

Politico Phil's avatar

What a hoot! Or should I say "Clown Show"? That was the most un-serious C&C ever. I knew the Democratic Party was headed for extinction but I didn't think it would exit the stage as a political trajicomedy and laughing stock.

And then it hit me. The Maine Dems are symptomatic of the entire political landscape in the US. From the Maine clown show to the circus event on the White House lawn, politics has ceased to be anything anyone can take seriously. And remember, we really don't have "two parties". In reality, there is but only the Uniparty that pretends to give Americans the illusion of choice. And we buy it! I learned this back in the 70s (see "The Irony of Democracy" by Thomas Dye, first published in 1970 and is STILL in print being used as a political textbook for the elite). But most of America never caught on. More's the pity!

As for the Founding Fathers, I think they started rolling in their graves beginning in the mid-1800s and washed their hands of us entirely with Pres Wilson's regime that enslaved all of America to the British banker's system of taxation and fiat money printing to support foreign wars. And that's how we got to today.

One Founding Father who foresaw where we were going was Patrick Henry. He was a staunch supporter of the Declaration of Independence (and a hard core Reformed Calvinist) whose fiery words were quoted throughout the Revolution: "Give me liberty or give me death." He was not one of the delegate signers of the Declaration as he was serving as the Governor of Virginia at the time. (Back then, serving in office meant "serving the people", not serving yourself.)

When George Washington organized the unsanctioned, secret overthrow of the Articles of Confederation, George invited Patrick to attend the secret meeting in Philadelphia. Patrick Henry responded by refusing, saying "I smell a rat in Philadelphia." He clearly understood that the centralization of power that George wanted was anathema to the Declaration of Independence.

And here we are today. What we are witnesses to in the 21st century is the slow unraveling of the American Empire. By every measure, the empire of the USG is overextended. We are fraying at the edges and imploding at the center. Trump's initial instinct to draw back and consolidate the empire was the only logical course of action. But, as Richard Maybury is fond of saying, "power corrupts the morals and the judgement." The key here is the second part of that observation. The POTUS and the USG as a whole have been co-opted by the British banker's Zionist wars and now the USG is caught in a war they cannot win yet cannot withdraw from without losing credibility.

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/iran/trump-ends-the-ceasefire/ And this is where "the judgement" comes in as a withdrawal from Netanyahu's war would involve a serious loss of "face" for our POTUS. And that doesn't even address the Ukrainian proxy war against Russia that still drags on becoming more dangerous by the day.

I'll just leave it at that. These are certainly interesting times.

Dawn Pegis's avatar

I don't see Israel as steering or dominating this administration at all. We have overlapping interests. We have our own interests. They probably had the intel for opening salvo of Epic Fury. You see the "slow unraveling of American Empire." I see a LONG undermining and infiltration of America by the Empire from which we separated and who, when they could not directly Break our United States through outright war, they literally adopted the strategy of enveloping us in their "Peace for the world" strategies. Since they could no longer 'police the globe' they relied on US to do it for them. All the 20th century Wars - including Ukraine! - UNTIL now.

Trump has an entirely different vision of the world than their Empire. His is the American Sovereign nations system of political economy. And guess who does not like it? Not Russia. Not even China. Not India or the gulf nations. Are they favoring the continuation of Empire? (They have their own abuse histories with tBritish exploitations!!) What do Iran and the Globalists and everybody and all the institutions they've infiltrated in our midst have left? Terror, PROPAGANDA, lies. LOTS of that. But that is not REAL strength. Real strength is our nation's premise "Under God" - and LIVING like it, by its principles.

It's easy to be critical and feel hopeless. Do you KNOW the prayerful people in our midst? Those who know the better way - not the globalists nihilism - Elite's coercion/exploitation (slavery!) The better way is to identify, promote and PRODUCE the True, the Good and the Beautiful!

"We hold these Truths....." needs to be RESTORED!! A better FRAMING based on GOOD principles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3ljKjRDmTI is SUCH a different commentary of the last 2 days' significance.....

Politico Phil's avatar

Interesting. I've never seen an "American Sovereign nations system of political economy." But the phrase "political economy" says it all and is the problem we have today. They think the economy is a machine that can be controlled politically. Pretty much what we got today.

"...I see a LONG undermining and infiltration of America by the Empire from which we separated..." Yes, we separated from the British Empire in 1775. They twice tried to conquer us by force in 1775 and again in 1812... and failed. So they changed tactics and successfully conquered us under Woodrow Wilson with the establishment of the Federal Reserve Bank and the passage of the Federal Income Tax. They haven't been undermining and infiltrating America. Beginning with Wilson's regime, we ARE the empire serving the interests of the British international bankers. Is Trump moving against the bankers? We will have to wait and see but bear in mind, we are the empire now. I have yet to see any empire in history voluntarily give up their power.

As for Israel and overlapping interests, their "influence" is obvious and I don't think the American people have any overlapping interest in the genocides being perpetrated in the middle east... or Ukraine for that matter.

SHug's avatar

I'm with Phil on the Israel question.

In the FY 2027 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), the most prominent provision regarding Israel is Section 219 (formerly designated as Section 224 in early drafts) & section 222. This section—often referred to as the United States-Israel Defense Technology Cooperation Initiative—codifies the U.S.-Israel FUTURES Act and establishes an executive agent within the Pentagon. 222 invites/merges Israel into our Intelligence agencies & war materials production machines.

Not Good. At all.

We can remain allies, without integrating them and allowing them control of our Intelligence Agencies or the Pentegon.

Big Fat NO from me on this.

When you do contact your cogress critters please remember to tell them NO on NDAA sections 219 & 222.

Politico Phil's avatar

Sounds like we would move from "allies" to "captured".

Johnny-O's avatar

Blows my mind that people continue to tell themselves Israel doesn't influence our government.

Politico Phil's avatar

Especially when it is in their face. But fantasy sells!

Heather B's avatar

My sides hurt!! This was the funniest C&C ever! The Democrats provide such easy material, but really Jeff, thank you so much for this!!

Susan Seas's avatar

YES!!! Jeff is on a ROLL today!! I was annoying my husband by repeating “and then Jeff says …” 😂

John Baker's avatar

Agree! I kept annoying my wife while she was trying to listen to Adam Carolla and Drea DeMatteo.

RunningLogic's avatar

Oh my gosh yes!! I was laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Juju's avatar

I’m late today but enjoyed today’s C&C immensely. I sat in a salon waiting room giggling nonstop. 😆

melinda's avatar

LOVED the kitten story. LOVED!! 10 out of 10!!!

Lori's avatar

Mr. Webb looks like Meat Loaf.

Freedom Fox's avatar

Four out of four are bad.

What wouldn't a guy whose had a dickchoptomy for love do for a Senate seat?

Who has visions of paradise by the Senate cafeteria light?

When all it takes is the right words out of his mouth, between bites?

Valoree Dowell's avatar

Jeff's question--how did 'they' get on that stage--is the key.

Freedom Fox's avatar

Same way AOC got her job: casting call. Job post on local acting board, with 'talent' agents. Whoever the 'producers' hired for central casting put that stage together. It checked most of the boxes, so they consider it a success.

SHug's avatar

"had a dickchoptomy".... funny, but, um, but he hasn't. He is intact under his dress.

Freedom Fox's avatar

Aaahh. Well then he's not even really committed, just cosplaying a woman. And should be actually committed...delusional mental illness, severe gender dysphoria.

Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

It’s chopadickfromme. And Ellen Page had an addadicktome

Laura Kasner's avatar

I kept thinking, I’ve seen that face before. 😂😂😂

M Adams's avatar

But can he sing like Meatloaf? Cause I always loved his music

Lori's avatar

He actually can sing. Fox played a clip last night of one of his songs. Pretty darn good.

Susan Seas's avatar

WoW, maybe this was just a promotional gig to sell his music!

Well, he did go viral!!

Lori's avatar

Excellent notion Susan, did not even think of that.

Paula Kroll's avatar

Acting!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Navyo Ericsen's avatar

Now that had me laughing...

Patti's avatar

I know I thought the same thing 😂

Clarity Seeker's avatar

Has anyone ever written a comprehensive article or report that lays out how much cash or cash equivalent a non US citizen is entitled to receive every month or year? Food stamps amount, rent subsidies, medical insurance premiums or other medical reimbursements paid , all other amounts of sm cash received or fees etc waived. The foregoing does not of course include things like costs incurred by schools, hospitals etc that hopefully are paid by states and not reimbursed by the fed govt.

Similarly, any analysis of how much employers save by paying lower wages with govt making up the difference ( essentially the rest of us are subsidizing those employers)

The above data would help make the case why the failure to.deport even non criminals costs the average us citizen and makes their lives less affordable, an argument that would appeal to many and put real context into the deportation arguments that today center on ICE activities

Mayor's avatar

I, too, would like to see a report on how much it is costing US taxpayers to support illegal immigrants. At a local level, it is easy to see how much they take from food banks, housing, hospital, schools, and even legal aid service providers. Examples: They use the emergency department at the hospital as a primary care because they won’t be turned away if they can’t pay. A teacher I know who works in a rural county said they have students who speak 10 different languages other than English or Spanish. The staff has to use Google translate to communicate with those students. Think about how much effort is put into accommodating those few students to the detriment of the citizen students.

RunningLogic's avatar

Yes and they require free interpretation services at hospitals and in the courts. All of that costs the taxpayers money.

Janice Waddell's avatar

My daughter is a kindergarten teacher and has had to do the same when she’s had four different foreign language kids in her classroom! Kids catch on pretty quickly, it the parents don’t. Google Translate has been her godsend!

Susie & Security's avatar

Mayor, see above. A ChatGPT analysis from legit agency data provides an estimate of roughly $123 billion per year. Ball park.

Maggie Think of Me's avatar

And, that was based on 15 million.... It is probably > 30 million, as I believe a Harvard study suggested years before the onslaught happened during Obummer and Bidumbs evil reign. We may have as many as give or take 50 million illegals by now.

Johnny-O's avatar

When are we going to focus on things like absolutely insanely out of control pentagon budget, that they are trying to currently increase by 50% - to an entity that cannot pass an audit, which also can't defeat Iran, who spends just a tiny tiny fraction on their military?

John Galt?'s avatar

Perhaps, but a report like this would also need to calculate the unseen costs, such as the demand for jobs, cars, housing, groceries, medical care, and so on. The law of supply and demand states that prices rise when demand outstrips supply, and fall when supply exceeds demand, until the market reaches equilibrium. This is an economic distortion that clever people have learned to monetize.

Clarity Seeker's avatar

Without a doubt. I am more focused on the average American seeing how much cash someone here illegally gets every year as that is a nice fat number all can best understand. If properly assembled and communicated it would sway people to.go vote and to vote for those who truly oppose open borders because of the costs to we the people.

RunningLogic's avatar

What galls me to no end is that in the 90s, someone I know who married a non US citizen at the time actually had to sign a document stating that neither the person nor the spouse (remembering that one of them was an actual American citizen) would ask for any government support. I think it was for a certain amount of time, like 20 years or something but can’t recall exactly. So these people, one a citizen and one a legal immigrant, had to promise not to get government help at that time. But now, no problem, ILLEGAL immigrants get free or in state tuition at college, food stamps, housing assistance, medical care, all kinds of help and people just shrug their shoulders about it 😡😡😡

Juju's avatar

They get three times as much help as my disabled son who is a citizen of citizen parents, with citizen grandparents. So third generation legal citizen.

Susie & Security's avatar

RL, it was actually Bill Clinton who signed a law to limit federal benefits to illegal immigrants (1996, Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996 (PRWORA), eliminating eligibility for SNAP, Medicaid, federal housing assistance, most unemployment benefits, cash welfare, social security, etc.

Before that, there were no laws governing immigrant eligibility for public benefits. Since then, states have expanded some of their benefits, and eligibility categories have been refined.

From ChatGPT:

In 2025, the administration announced that several agencies would rescind Clinton-era interpretations and apply PRWORA more broadly to additional federally funded programs, arguing this better reflected Congress’s original intent.

Bottom line: Congress has not broadly expanded federal benefit eligibility for illegal immigrants since 1996.

RunningLogic's avatar

Yes I know, but somehow Democrats ignore that 🙄

Susie & Security's avatar

What I find astounding is how many lawmakers we have who don’t know the law.

Copernicus's avatar

And just think how many non-working American citizens also collect those benefits, for decades.

There definitely is a place for support when needed. It ought not become a lifestyle.

Clarity Seeker's avatar

And the national debt keeps growing.

Richard Whitney's avatar

The national debt skyrocketed after the crash of 2008, when Obama and Congress decided to put Wall Street gambling onto the public debt.

Since then, it has gone astronomical. We are literally comping Wall Street gamblers, and putting the debt on our children.

And then they have the NERVE to brag about how high the Dow is.

Well, of course it is. We have given them hundreds of billions to play with.

Mrs. RW

WA Lunch Lady's avatar

I know the district I work for spends/ recieves over 19k PER STUDENT to educate them in their preferred language. This does not include all of the other freebies like lunch which will be over $5 this year for us regular schmoes.

RunningLogic's avatar

Yes and schools want even more money all the time… 😕

Cookie Dee's avatar

If facts would sway them, they would already have changed their vote. “Truth to a card carrying liberal is like cryptonite to Superman” Larry Elder

Clarity Seeker's avatar

You assume they have been exposed to facts. Politics is about effective communication ( which csn be done via lies). The GOP sucks at effective communication. Trump primarily communicates only w his base. Wanna win in 26 or 28, gotta communicate effectively with non base and independents. Its a gsme of math. Red meat to m the base often drives others away or they stay home. It's about winning not about trump.

Dawn Pegis's avatar

It's about restoring our Republic from exploiting scammers - including the elected kind. We can't UNDO all the schemes of a century+, but we do still have free speech. We did have too big to rig in 2024. There is a clear distinction between D's & R's. Though, a lot of culling needs to happen in R's (primaries; nurture principled young candidates, the choice is clear to me. The depth of this cabinet and many others employing the American system Trump is finally employing is REFRESHING. Did you hear Rubio and Bessent speeches just last couple days!! Awesome! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3ljKjRDmTI Such a different commentary of the last 2 days' significance.....

Susie & Security's avatar

Clarity, see above. A reasonable estimate is $8,800/yr for ~14 million undocumented and/or unauthorized immigrants.

Skeptical Actuary's avatar

Illegals have a HUGE impact on housing prices, because there wasn't much extra affordable supply to start with, and affordable housing hardly be built anywhere in the US.

By affordable I mean units that people making up to $100,000 a year can afford (which is above the median for two people working full time jobs), not just units that people making 60% of median can afford.

Susie & Security's avatar

Based on the best estimates I could find, there isn’t a single authoritative figure because eligibility, household composition, and state programs vary.

However, a reasonable estimate from published analyses is about $8,800 per undocumented immigrant per year in net taxpayer cost. Using an estimated 14 million undocumented immigrants, that works out to roughly $123 billion per year.

That’s an estimate—not a precise government figure.

SHug's avatar

And that is not counting all the FRAUD!!

SHug's avatar

Also raises housing costs for our up coming youngsters.

Steve Stevens's avatar

Now you can add to your list the $1,000 that goes to the illegal’s Trump accounts!😡

DaveL's avatar

Sounds like the Fed’s subsidy to Walmart…

John Galt?'s avatar

"Communism: the original grievance cult.

Step 1: Spend 200 years screeching that everything wrong in your life is the capitalists' fault.

Step 2: Burn it all down for the utopia.

Step 3: 100 million dead, bread lines, and secret police.

Step 4: 'That wasn't REAL communism!'

Still waiting on that worker's paradise, comrades? Or just more cope from the iPhone revolutionaries? 😂"

David Nelson's avatar

From my youth, there was a story that Khruschev was left 3 letters from Stalin "to be opened only in times of dire crisis." When Hungary rose in revolt, he opened the first: "Blame me!" which he promptly did, and survived. Later during the U-2 Incident, he opened the second which redd "Blame the USA!" He did, and again lived on. Embroiled in the Cuban missile crisis he'd instigated, he opened the third, but it only said, "Prepare three letters..."

The Democrat Party of Communism be on its 3rd letter...

David Nelson's avatar

(@Ministry of Truth, thanks for your "Like"; kudos for your "Secret Identity." Incidentally, I framed it and nailed it over the hole in the hovel roof.)

Valerie's avatar

Ok Magnolia is the kind of kitten I want to adopt. She has seen some things. I bet she has some great stories.

David Clark's avatar

I once had a talking dog. I got tired of listening to him and all his BS. I decided to sell him. A man came by and immediately the dog starts telling him he used to work for the CIA and was given to Putin as a gift so he could spy on him and report back to the CIA. He said all kinds of things like the time he was in the Marine Corps and helped in the liberation of Faluja in Iraq. He also said he used to work in the DEA and took down drug cartels in Mexico.

The man seemed genuinely impressed and said, “wow! Do you realize your dog can talk?!!”

I said, “he’s such a liar. He was never a Marine.”

Gail W's avatar

An oldie but goodie! 😂

Lori's avatar

She is so cute too!

Valerie's avatar

Of course cat agrees!!

Ministry of Truth's avatar

Not sure about that, she might need a lawyer, too. They might even try her as an adult, she came willingly with the robber and distracted the manager, armed with fangs and claws and big eyes.

Valerie's avatar

Magnolia was not there willingly, she was kidnapped! 🐈‍⬛

William Foster's avatar

Looks like Maine picked a random Dem voter from the check out line of a dispensary (next to the soft serve ice cream shop) and told them they're going to run for the US Senate seat. Kudos to the Dems, they picked the typical clump of cells that passes for a Democrat these days. Yay, so populist!

Patti's avatar

‘Clump of cells’ 😂

JW's avatar

With a touch of mrna.

DaveL's avatar

‘Waste of skin’

william howard's avatar

the best we can hope for is a complete split in the democrat party with both them becoming irrelevant for decades

John Baker's avatar

Yes, agreed - it’s inevitable and richly deserved for that party to split into DSA vs. Rump Dems with 15 to 20% of the vote each. Then the DSA will split into Communist Party USA vs DSA, while the Rump Dems either join GOP or register Independent.

I am worried about the younger voters who are enthralled with Mamdani’s offerings. They won’t mature quickly enough to come to their senses before the damage is done. I just hope the fracturing of the Dem party happens soon enough to dilute their votes.

Karmy's avatar

They already picked a random guy in Graham Platner. What were his bona fides?

schneile's avatar

It was good to see that Mayor Zohran Mamdani opted to hold his eviction press conference at NYC's local Learing Center.

Lori's avatar

If mammadammadingdong keeps this up with landlords, he will be assassinated.

William Foster's avatar

I think a lot of NY'rs are missing the mob about now. The mayor would have been off'd weeks ago.

Dolores's avatar

Don’t forget the Mayor left “Little Italy” off a recent district map he created. Now that’s worth a hit in and of itself by the mob. Oh the irony of it all!

Lori's avatar

You keep messing with peoples investments and taking away, he will be offed, no doubt about it. Then we can ship his body back to uganda where it always belonged.

Maureen ODH's avatar

…. Lori… 😂🤣😂🤣mammadammadingdong

Omg… love this… perfect!

Lori's avatar

all credit goes to Torrance Stephens who came up with it. He has his own stack and comments on this one as well!!!

Politico Phil's avatar

I wonder... is there any Mafia left in NYC?

Lori's avatar

Apparently none or not enough of them.

Politico Phil's avatar

Where's the Godfather when you need him?

Lori's avatar

Phil, I just heard mamadamadingdong wants to arrest Bibi during his UN visit in NYC. Mossad should be undercover and present. They will take mamadamadingdong out before he can utter the words Allahu Akbar.

Politico Phil's avatar

LOL... Baby Mamdani might want to rethink that!

Richard schoenenberger's avatar

That silly grin is getting old.

Matt L.'s avatar

For those of you who grew up in the PNW, that woman in hat/mask @ Zohran’s presser made me immediately think of JP Patches.

WA Lunch Lady's avatar

And Ashley reminded me of Gertrude🤡

Matt L.'s avatar

I’m gonna drop this here so non-PNW’s can see how spot on you are! Gertrude was the most beautiful woman in the city dump!

https://jppatches.com/pages/gertrude

Jul's avatar

I've had a rough week (almost rougher than the Maine dems) and today's column made me laugh so hard I nearly spit out my coffee. Thank you for sharp insight and the greatly needed comic relief!!

Susan Seas's avatar

I hear you!! Hang in there!

Jamison's avatar

Hang in there! 🙏

RunningLogic's avatar

Hope next week is better for you! 🙏

Phillip Zinni III DO FAOASM's avatar

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Dr Linda's avatar

“Escape from New York” was just on TCM. What an appropriate movie to play at the perfect time.

Bootsorourke's avatar

You brighten my mornings with your wry writings

Clyta Bolze's avatar

I know! I’m still laughing! 🤣