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Beth Bart's avatar

β€œthen Cerberus was overthrown by the even-more-transmissible and frighteningly phallic Pirola variant which, having run out of scary mythological creatures and having shot their wad with the penis reference, was shriveled up by the boringly-named JN.1, which β€” and this will surely surprise you β€” is somehow even-more-transmissible.”

You are killing me Mr. Childers!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŒž

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Neil Kellen's avatar

One of the next variants will infect you just by saying it's name three times!

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TT's avatar

The dreaded Lori Lightfoot variant.

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Janet's avatar

She cured me from taking the train into Chicago for anything. Probably forever.

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Beth Bart's avatar

πŸ˜‚

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Deb S's avatar

BWAHAHAHA!! 🀣

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CStone's avatar

Beetle joooooose!!!

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