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Saw this on a meme this morning: you can’t get into a Costco or a Sam’s Club without an ID maybe they should be running the border

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And our elections.

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Run the elections like the covid vaccine campaign.

It's too dangerous to vote, I mean get vaccinated in person. Just mail it to me. Ill do it correctly and sign my own vaccination card. You'll have to trust me. Scouts honor.

Mail in voting is the same way. They won't allow you to do your own vaccination, why is voting any different?

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They think we are really too stupid to manage anything on our own including our lives, finances, health, families, careers... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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They aren’t necessarily wrong - see majority sheeple of the past 3+ years....

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The people graduate “with honors” from this institution of “higher learning.” Watch SHEEPLE UNIVERSITY. https://turfseer.substack.com/p/sheeple-university

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.,.They are putting M~R`N'A` in "f'0`0,d watch this...., t.co/aBd4h5QMtc

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Run

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It’s more that they want to be able to rig the elections. It’s very easy to commit fraud with mail in voting, but it’s also easy to commit fraud if they don’t require an ID. I mean, imagine if they did. All of those illegals who have CA IDs that show they aren’t citizens wouldn't be able to vote.

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There a video where a reporter asked an illegal who he was going to vote for. He replied Biden, he’s given us such a wonderful opportunity. That should clear everything up. Sidebar- has anyone seen the map that’s given to people in Panama supposedly at an old military base telling people how to proceed to get to the US? Allegedly helped out by the Clinton Foundation. I can’t find any corroboration and I’d hate to start rumors....

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Have you seen the latest James O’Keefe? I believe Jeff shared the link to it. It documents how the Red Cross is busing illegals around the country.

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I saw that video. I’d say it’s shocking, but it’s not.

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Gaslighting..they are hoping eventually we will believe we are helpless and stupid

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DR. GASLIGHT. A doctor causes his patient to question her own sanity. Listen to Turfseer’s hit song. https://turfseer.substack.com/p/dr-gaslight

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Yes, they do think we are stupid. Alix Mayer scripts the parallels between the movie, Idiocracy and the Covid vaccine marketing program:

COVID Vaccines, "They've Got Science"

https://alixmayer.substack.com/p/vaccines-theyve-got-science

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“Doctor” Fatty Arbuckle and his “patient” Buster Keaton join forces to remind us “Trust the Science.” Watch the hit music video TRUST THE SCIENCE RAG here: https://turfseer.substack.com/p/trust-the-science-rag

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Brilliant lyric rewrite, excellent editing, incisive, insightful and delightful. Bravo!

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F'em. If they wanna wait til 2028 before they start more of this nonsense I'll be done working and at my ranch with my family.

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They really do think we're stupid. To the degree that we listen to and obey "experts" like these we are. You just can't make this sh!t up.

"Post–COVID-19 Vaccine Myopericarditis in a Transgender Man Undergoing Gender-Affirming Testosterone Therapy"

American College of Physicians, Annals of Internal Medicine, January 16, 2024

https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/aimcc.2023.0544

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😂

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Yes yes yes!!!

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Alligators in the river. Ultimate border patrol. Would solve illegal immigration instantly. Bet they like ears too.

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I wonder why Texans, et al., haven't already stocked it with baby alligators they bring home from Florida (or Louisiana?) tourist attractions. For some time they'd be too small to really hurt anyone, even if they did attack, which they don't usually if it's too big, but if they sunbathed on the banks they'd be a visual deterrent, making people wonder what might be under that muddy water. Are there fish in that river, so they could survive?

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We got a bunch of non-native pythons here in Florida we could send over. Some big enough to eat the alligators!

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👍🤣🤣🤣

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There is a gator rescue ‘just up the road’ in SW Colorado. I bet they would offload some of their rescues to the border.

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There’s already 7 foot alligator gars in the Rio Grande, they just need to step up their game

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Lol!

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I’m sure alligators like Mexican and and Chinese food, no? 😉🌮🥠🥢

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Yea, why bother with a wall.

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😂😂😂

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Love it. 😊

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Those bastards would probably eat them like they eat the iguanas.

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Well, we eat gator, too, so you may be right, but it should slow them down from swimming across, anyway.

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Forget the gators, Texas needs Aussie crocks... they're bloody mean

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Crocs can live in the Rio Grande Climate....no problem.

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Well not to get into a debate about how mean, etc. but one of our south Florida gators was captured and half a body was recovered. Nasty!!

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Or piranhas.

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You beat me to the punch on this suggestion, JW!

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I like the suggestion, but it would require a LOT of gators.

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I can wrastle one up from one of my community’s lakes- and a big one. Could probably stare down at least two illegals.

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Has nobody seen Lonesome Dove? Water moccasins.

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@ SadieJay that scene gives me nightmares!

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You and me both. Fast forward through that!

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Indeed!!

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Brilliant idea! DeSantis would prolly pick up the tab on shipping. :-)

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LOL Unfortunately, introducing invasive species has been problematic for us in the States. 🤪

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Guess we have to decide which invasive species does the least harm?!

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Right.,., gators crocs or man?

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Haha! Yes.

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And PIRANHAS!!

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Crocs- they’re way more aggressive.

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They have crocs in Mexico.

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Israel has unmanned towers that have machine guns inside. The cameras scan the desert and are monitored remotely. These would be a huge deterrent and wouldn’t harm animal migration.

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🤔😳😂

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🎯🎯🎯

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Texas is smart in not allowing gators to flourish on their waterways. They're a dangerous nuisance that kills anything under 100 lbs and makes it impossible to enjoy natural bodies of water.

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Yes please.

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No way; are you familiar with their ideologies? Our Costco was militant during the stupidemic--their staff literally followed unmasked members around and took stuff out of their carts as they put it in. Beyond heckling--they harassed customers, and verbally smirked about it (“hey, we do what we have to do”) I wouldn’t give them one tiny bit of control over anything I care about.

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We ended our Costco membership back in 2020? Got the renewal notice. Cut up our cards, slapped them and the notice in the envelope and mailed it back. I wrote on the top of the notice: "I'll give you three guesses."

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The climate was different at different Costco stores. At my Costco, They asked me if I needed a mask and I just said, “ no thank you,” and did my shopping. At the Tumwater, Costco store they were militant about masks. A store employee was following me talking on the walk-in talkie and I asked them to stop. They were two feet behind me at all times, and trying to intimidate me. I told them “I have a medical condition that is exacerbated by mask wearing .”😉 I told them , “to either ask me to leave the premises or stop following me, because their behavior made me feel like I was being stalked and I felt unsafe. Their discrimination toward a disabled person was beyond reprehensible and that I was filming the interaction.” Their manager came over at my request and I repeated myself to him. The employee was ultimately given another task and I was left alone. People will do what they can get away with unfortunately. This same tactic did not work at IKEA, they were insanely aggressive, so I left the store. These interactions were an outlet when the left coast stupid got too suffocating😆😆 and I couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer. In my Costco, people would see me without a mask and then take theirs down, so it wasn’t pointless.

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♥ You are the shit and your follow through is amazing.♥

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❤️

Should add that this was, of course, after the a$$ wipe in the corner office on Beacon Hill in Boston issued his snot pouch "mandate." The losers at Costco followed through -- and we bowed out.

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I have a friend who was issued a warning letter from Costco saying her membership would be canceled because she was asked three times in one visit to put on her mask and she was like "Oh, ok!" and never complied. They flagged her account on checkout and the letter arrived shortly after.

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👏💪

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Oh, and your link to your latest Substack is broken or taken down or whatever...

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From what I have read Costco's founder is a mega leftist

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Bet they would change their ways after loosing an ear or two....

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Losing an ear or two, not loosing. Sorry, this error is so common that I feel compelled to correct it.

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Nice one! 👍

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Hmm, believe it or not, not in a few stores in CA and AZ. Wow! So maybe not at corporate level; IDK.

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Well, looks like I was wrong and it was corporate; just not everyone toed the line.

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Or the voting don’t forget you have to prove membership to get in or out of the store.

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And now show is with photo before checkout

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Don't you have to show ID to get a Covid shot?!

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I thought it was gratis and included a donut.

Come one come all.

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Well, these companies are obviously racist if they are requiring their members to have ID in order to shop. It is well known that minorities are unable to obtain ID, thus these companies are de facto racist for requiring IDs.

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🤣😆

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Oh the humanity!

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ID and money making business 🤔

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And also the ELECTIONS!!

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Please post that meme on patrick.net so I can include it with tonight's meme-batch.

This is a good place to post it:

https://patrick.net/post/1338567/2021-03-24-illegal-alien-admits-he-came-to-us

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You are one of my daily alternative sources of news :-)

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I'm happy to hear that!

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And Costco looks at your picture ID again in the self check line. I've yet to see anyone declaring racism while checking out.

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I saw this a few weeks back. I added “and our elections!”.

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AMEN!!!!!

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It seems to me if you choose to enter a river and drown in it then the only one responsible for your death is you. The idea that it is the responsibility of any American agency, state or federal, to save foreigners from their own poor choices is absurd.

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Personal responsibilty-novel concept.

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Almost unheard of outside of the (true)conservative population.

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I agree 100% but society in general does not want to take responsibility for anything.

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The river there is extremely swift and a soldier drowned in 2022 trying to help some people.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/texas-national-guardsman-dies-save-drowning-migrants-family/story?id=85564667

If someone is drowning I'd try to help them regardless of status or not. I'm human.

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It is not the responsibility of anyone watching to save those people. If they want to that’s a decision they are free to make but there is no reason for it to be public policy or even a social responsibility. I would not want my husband leaving me a widow and my children fatherless because he tried to save people who made a stupid decision and who broke the law. It’s not about status, it’s about expecting other people to risk their lives to save you from your own stupidity.

We aren’t talking about a flash flood or natural disaster or unforeseeable accident. The river is dangerous. I know the river is dangerous and I live 1400 miles away from it and have never been near it. These people have to know it’s dangerous. On top of that common sense would tell you to assume any unknown river is dangerous, so even if they don’t know it’s dangerous they should assume it is.

If someone happens to see someone in the river in trouble and they can help them without risking their own lives then good for them for doing so. But expecting the US to patrol the river and risk American lives to pull people out of the river is ludicrous.

I don’t think it’s the job of the government to save Americans from their own stupidity either but unfortunately there’s a large swath of the electorate and politicians that think that’s precisely the point of the government. The reason I specified foreigners is because even if you’re the type of person who thinks the US government should save Americans from their own stupidity there’s no way that should apply to foreigners as well.

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Same thing here in Europe. Our tax money pays for boats to go out to sea, help illegal immigrants out of dodgy dinghies then bring them ashore. They’re then given lodgings, cash & other benefits. Now - if the political parties want to abolish all immigration laws, they can go ahead & argue for that, put it in their manifestos. At present though, we have immigration LAWS and our governments are actively aiding & abetting non-citizens in BREAKING those laws. You & I can’t break laws but our governments, & illegal immigrants, can & do. It’s clearly LAWLESS but the judges & courts couldn’t care less.

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So disgusting that it’s come to that! Any country that allows illegals to come in without being vetted and going through the legal process is endangering their sovereignty and their own citizens. Without borders you aren’t a sovereign nation!

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It’s disrespectful (not to mention harmful) to that country’s own tax-paying citizens.

The ultimate betrayal really.

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Absolutely!

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Would love to see a graph/ chart of which countries require entering legally also a chart for voting

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if I were a liberal Biden voter I'd call you a Racist, but since I still use common sense (and read Coffee & Covid), spot on

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Wait!! The MSM is starting its fact twisting against Trump again..I heard one of the paid propagandists saying something to this effect: " Knowing his dislike of *immigrants".

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Liars and deceivers!

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Ugh I can’t stand it when they pull that BS!! 😡

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That’s the plan.

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The West has become, or has been for a very long time, pathologically altruistic for anyone who isn't a citizen of a western country. Collective guilt because they lead a wealthy and comfy life? Fine. Let individuals contribute to raising up the poor and destitute of other countries if they choose to. Western governments have no business doing so.

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I read an essay a few years ago that argued that, for non-Christians or for others whose worldview doesn't include the notion of undeserved gifts, the fact that the gifts are abundant and undeserved makes the people uncomfortable and unable to simply accept them gratefully, so they act out of their guilt in unhelpful, counterproductive ways.

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BEAUTIFUL - explains the mindset of "altruistic libtards" beautifully!! They're just guilt-ridden, poorly informed malcontents!

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That could be. People who get something for, what seems to them, nothing are generally ungrateful and resentful, yet subconsciously they also feel guilty for being undeserving, projecting their guilt by obsequious and showy generosity (i.e. virtue signaling) toward those they deem beneath them unless these unfortunates are white, of course. That goes without saying.

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Yes, goofed logic.

Later Jay

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Maybe I think when you get things without effort or sacrifice you become entitled and unappreciative out of touch with reality

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