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Stacy's avatar

Good. Trump could totally negotiate with aliens. I hope our October Surprise is aliens. This year is getting weirder by the hour, so I’m not sure we’d know anything short of proof of alien life as an October Surprise.

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🌱Nard🙏's avatar

Great big beautiful aliens…Aliens like you’ve never seen before. No one could do - no one! They tried, but they failed. No…only I [Trump], could get it done. So I got it done, and I’ll get it done again. No one has ever seen alien negotiations Ike that before. They said, “He can’t do it. He’ll never do it.” But I did it While Sleepy Joe slept at the beach and Lyin’ Kamala was busy with her fundraisers, and by the way, even though she’s raised billions, she’s still losing bigly…what a shame. What a disgrace to our nation she is! But while Sleepy Joe slept and Lyin’ Kamala lied, I got it done. And now our nation,and , really the whole world, is safe and sound. Can you believe it? Of course you can, because you’re the smart ones. You’re AWAKE. And THAT’S how we make America Great Again! And now that the aliens are on the Trump Train, they can’t stop us. There’s no stopping us!

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Stacy's avatar

Haaaaahahah, that’s perfect! 👌🏻 😹🤩

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Carol M.'s avatar

😇😍🥳😎🇺🇸spot on❣️❣️❣️

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NAB's avatar

He would make sure we have the "best and most beautiful" aliens :)

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Stacy's avatar

Yes, but how would he know where to grab them?

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AB's avatar

I’m with you! And so funny!!

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Stacy's avatar

Thanks! 😊

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PamelaZelie's avatar

Well, I hope it’s not the aliens from Rod Serling’s ‘How to Serve Man.’ 😜

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Stacy's avatar

Eww. I forgot about them. 😬🍽️

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