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LizardFro's avatar

Not tea, throw the free Covid tests in there

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FourWinds's avatar

Right! Tea is useful in the unlikely case I run out of coffee... the *horror*. So much better to get rid of "covid" tests, but keep them out of the water. Don't need that contaminating the environment, now do we? :)

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

You throw those Cov19 tests into a pond and you’ll solely be responsible for climate change.

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Jen's avatar

Agreed! And masks! But we should have a bonfire for those instead of throwing them in the water.

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Roger Beal's avatar

Ship them, freight COD, to Peter Hottubz.

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RunningLogic's avatar

Eww the juxtaposition of this man’s name and the word Hot Tub together is too much 😝

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Karen Bandy's avatar

We could send them to burning man next year, think of the cool sculptures they could build, and let the them breathe the toxic plastic fumes. Not us.

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FreeBird07's avatar

Yes! I keep offering to burn the boxes we have at work that are expired and manager doesn't want to toss yet 🙄😳😡

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Porge's avatar

I'm sure they'll all test positive.

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Janet's avatar

You win.

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Porge's avatar

Yay! Participation trophy 🏆?

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Elaine Russky's avatar

If I get one more package of "free" covid tests in the mail, I don't know how erratically I will behave. The cost of four tests is $100 and it's charged to Medicare. I didn't order them and don't want them. I reported them as fraudulent claims.

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Heterodox Introvert's avatar

"I reported them as fraudulent claims."

Oooo. I'm tucking that one away just in case. Haven't been within 10 feet (that I know of) of a c-test since the whole business started. Some circumstance, some day, some lie. Maybe the truth will out and housecleaning and restructuring will begin before I die. Yah, not holding my breath.

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LizardFro's avatar

Good job for reporting it! And they wonder why healthcare costs keep rising!

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Sarah Bee's avatar

😂😂 exactly

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Angk's avatar

With the masks!!

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Janet's avatar

We don’t know what’s on or in them though. I love the imagery 🤣

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FreeBird07's avatar

If you have a firepit, I'll toss in all the useless masks that didn't get used!

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