Bragg surprises with unexpected charges; mostly-peaceful Trans Visibility protests win support; DOJ chief get award for off-duty heroics; and a new Ukrainian victory might signal end of the war.
True - but it was a low blow to say Zelenskyyyy has no "formal" military leadership training, or any military training. He wears training fatigues at all times at all occasions, including while playing the piano with his...uh...never mind. Sorry about the visual, even on AFD. 🫣
I was eating and darn near choked - thank you for the laughs!! As for this trans garbage.... I don't even know where to begin, but I do think April 1st should be their official day because the whole thing is a joke. How about one them identify as a sane adult who contributes something to society? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
I live in LA. I didn't just believe it I told my husband and held up the pic. I think it's actually an April Fool's championship here that Jeff won. 😂 I may have a bizarre form of clown town ptsd from living here.
years ago Dr Phil (watched at a friend's house) had a person who identified as a dog. He had a rag dog costume and sat on the lawn. He sometimes ate dog food. LUckily he was a man, he could open the can (he ate it like a dog, too). He had inherited money so he did not have to work, just played dog all day.
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thank you Jeff. You never disappoint. IMHO Hostess is overrated in the weapons of mass destruction department. I have stock in Little Debby--think I can get a lucrative DOD contract?
🤣🤣. So true. Future archaeologists will be writing research papers and in the museums special displays. If we get that far anyway. Steady diets of that stuff is a slower depopulation plan.
So this was a good one that happened in Canada.....
Male power lifter coach steps in at last minute, Identifies as a girl and takes the title that was set by some trans lifter. Beat them at their own game.
That was actually a brilliant response by that man. If this men-in-women's-sports nonsense continues and trannies keep winning, I think real men coming in and taking their title might just get them to stop trying. Brilliant!!
And the trans man made fun of bio women for only being able to bench press 50 lbs!! So glad the bio male came in and took that jerk’s win!! I’ve been lifting for 30+ yrs and can now bench for 125 @ 66 yrs old!! It’s a long road for bio women to develop all the other muscles involved for bench press.
The PERFECT April Fool's tonic!!! So vivid the imagery I could not tell if it was high fructose corn syrup or or the sweet smelling ooze of SO-APTLY-APPLIED sarcasm dripping from my phone!!! Thank you!!
Ok, in my defense, I thought you're writing was a little off and weird this morning. But I must confess, you got me. I was literally googling this stuff like, "What? That can't be real." It's April 1st, and I missed the joke 🙂 Well done sir 👍
I meant for you to laugh at the post. It was humorous. There are other things in the universe besides military adventures even in Ukraine. But, ya know, I give up. There is no flipping over your broken record.
I thoroughly enjoyed C&C today!! So nice to have a great laugh in all the cra cra today. Anything about Fat Albert and Hostess Ho Ho’s is bound to brighten your day. Thank you Jeff for your wonderful April Fool’s Day post!!
I spent ALL morning playing it cool hoping my husband would forget it was April Fools so I could zing him with my well laid out plan for him to be executed around 11. I turned my back for a mere moment and heard him laughing. He was reading your damn April fools stack! Grrr. I think he will be on guard now. Hope you enjoyed writing it as much as he enjoyed reading it.
Every suspenseful syllable of the 2023 International Speed-Knitting Competition rundown had me in stitches, Jeff! 🤣🤣🤣
That's it. You've won April 1.
True - but it was a low blow to say Zelenskyyyy has no "formal" military leadership training, or any military training. He wears training fatigues at all times at all occasions, including while playing the piano with his...uh...never mind. Sorry about the visual, even on AFD. 🫣
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Bravo!
I was eating and darn near choked - thank you for the laughs!! As for this trans garbage.... I don't even know where to begin, but I do think April 1st should be their official day because the whole thing is a joke. How about one them identify as a sane adult who contributes something to society? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Dear trans community.
Don’t tell me I have to accept you for who you are when you couldn’t even accept yourself for who you were.
BRILLIANT!
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Zing!!! Nailed it!
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It’s becoming impossible to tell reality from April Fool’s. Thank you for the post.
I am embarrassed how long into the piece I was before I realized it was April Fools. It is true. No one knows what to believe anymore.
Me too 🥴
When the world is so bat shit crazy, how can we tell anything?
Yep… 🤷🏻♀️had to reload several times
The guy identifying as a baby seemed like it could be true 😜🤡
I thought the Trump stuff was true too…
I did too... it is a monkey show already so this was not outside of possibility.
Lol! It made sense to me!!!!
I live in LA. I didn't just believe it I told my husband and held up the pic. I think it's actually an April Fool's championship here that Jeff won. 😂 I may have a bizarre form of clown town ptsd from living here.
We left this summer after twenty years in the Bay Area. I couldn’t be happier.
I’m happy for you!!
Where did you move to? Just interested where California’s people are going?
I was dying reading that section. I kept saying to myself, "This one takes the biggest cake ever!!" 😂👏🏻😂
years ago Dr Phil (watched at a friend's house) had a person who identified as a dog. He had a rag dog costume and sat on the lawn. He sometimes ate dog food. LUckily he was a man, he could open the can (he ate it like a dog, too). He had inherited money so he did not have to work, just played dog all day.
he has beautiful eyes ...........
Haha. Just saw your comment after I typed mine. Isn’t this the truth?!
I kept reading along thinking in a bit I’d see credit given to Babylon Bee
SusanMc, that was my reaction too.
Sorry. Meant Susan.
EXACTLY!!!!
I am not going out today. God knows someone might want to cut off some dearly cherished body parts
Woe to those who enact evil statutes
And to those who constantly record unjust decisions,
So as to deprive the needy of justice
And rob the poor of My people of their rights,
So that widows may be their spoil
And that they may plunder the orphans.
Now what will you do in the day of punishment,
And in the devastation which will come from afar?
To whom will you flee for help?
And where will you leave your wealth?
— Isaiah 10:1-3 NASB1995
I just now read Jeff’s letter. 🤣🤣Funny how in clown world you can’t actually differentiate the jokes from reality.
Breaking: Putin Immediately Surrenders After U.S. Airdrops Nashville Police Officers Into Battlefield
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-immediately-surrenders-after-us-airdrops-nashville-police-officers-into-battlefield
He’s run out of convicts and is back to sending his mobiks into suicide charges
Excellent satire Jeff. To quote a line from one buffet you can't dine at (Jimmy Buffett): "If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."
That is SO True!!!
I'm embarrassed to admit that I was 2/3 of the way through before I looked at today's date.
That may also be a reflection, though, on how bat-sh*t crazy our world has become that the first couple of segments seemed even somewhat plausible .
🤣😆 I knew as soon as the counts against Trump were listed, Bragg and Co take themselves far too seriously for that!
I got through all of it and was so confused.
🤣 guilty too!
This is priceless, creative, hilariously funny, and a welcome treat. A delightful start to April fools day!!! Thank you so much!
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thank you Jeff. You never disappoint. IMHO Hostess is overrated in the weapons of mass destruction department. I have stock in Little Debby--think I can get a lucrative DOD contract?
Well Twinkies are pretty potent, with a half life equivalent to uranium 😬
🤣🤣. So true. Future archaeologists will be writing research papers and in the museums special displays. If we get that far anyway. Steady diets of that stuff is a slower depopulation plan.
I read that in the year 2000 President Bill Clinton included a Twinkie in a time capsule to be opened in 2100 !
Oatmeal Cream Pies are the bomb!! 🤣🤣🤣
My hubby is the test pilot for rolling those babies
I don't know - would anything called "Little Debby" be considered politically correct in today's world ?
Good Lord, n kovi! Don't give the PC Food Name Police any ideas.
Yeah, I got stuck with an image in my head, Drag Queen looking down, says " Oh my! Little Debby is showing ! "
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If hostess owns that cheerful face, I’m scrooood.
So this was a good one that happened in Canada.....
Male power lifter coach steps in at last minute, Identifies as a girl and takes the title that was set by some trans lifter. Beat them at their own game.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11918455/Male-powerlifter-protests-Canadas-self-ID-rules-entering-female-contest-smashing-record.html
That was actually a brilliant response by that man. If this men-in-women's-sports nonsense continues and trannies keep winning, I think real men coming in and taking their title might just get them to stop trying. Brilliant!!
That is an interesting strategy indeed!
I want this to happen in women’s MMA, it would be so gratifying
And the trans man made fun of bio women for only being able to bench press 50 lbs!! So glad the bio male came in and took that jerk’s win!! I’ve been lifting for 30+ yrs and can now bench for 125 @ 66 yrs old!! It’s a long road for bio women to develop all the other muscles involved for bench press.
Saw that. Beat the it by 100 lbs. There will be no sports for women at this rate, just competing men/women wannabes.
That's what I'm talking about! Turn the tables on them and use them against themselves. Judo instead of football.
This sounds like a WWE script.
😂😂
The PERFECT April Fool's tonic!!! So vivid the imagery I could not tell if it was high fructose corn syrup or or the sweet smelling ooze of SO-APTLY-APPLIED sarcasm dripping from my phone!!! Thank you!!
National Atheist Day
April 1st
“The fool has said in his heart, ‘There is no God.’”
Psalm 14:1
Ok, in my defense, I thought you're writing was a little off and weird this morning. But I must confess, you got me. I was literally googling this stuff like, "What? That can't be real." It's April 1st, and I missed the joke 🙂 Well done sir 👍
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Hey, is everyone enjoying paying for Ukrainian pensions?
Just joking, April fools!
Well we are paying for all sort of evil so what is one more? The joke is on humanity. God have mercy.
How’s your 3 day war going?
Go ahead , laugh, Benji. It will hurt less than all that bending over you do.
I’m not the one who stated they won on day 2. I give the extra day for generosity.
I meant for you to laugh at the post. It was humorous. There are other things in the universe besides military adventures even in Ukraine. But, ya know, I give up. There is no flipping over your broken record.
There is other things just like other things beside Covid.
But this blog goes off the rails about stuff it has no clue about.
I wonder if Jeff will interview Ukrainians and ask them
Why they are fighting against Russia so hard?
It would be pretty inconvenient for his narratives
I thoroughly enjoyed C&C today!! So nice to have a great laugh in all the cra cra today. Anything about Fat Albert and Hostess Ho Ho’s is bound to brighten your day. Thank you Jeff for your wonderful April Fool’s Day post!!
I spent ALL morning playing it cool hoping my husband would forget it was April Fools so I could zing him with my well laid out plan for him to be executed around 11. I turned my back for a mere moment and heard him laughing. He was reading your damn April fools stack! Grrr. I think he will be on guard now. Hope you enjoyed writing it as much as he enjoyed reading it.
You had a plan for him to be executed around 11? I hope he DOES catch on in time.
oh my gosh! I'm still laughing at this sentence: "my well laid out plan for him to be executed around 11"
Syntax is important 😁
hilarious 😂
OMG! The laughs this morning! This is most excellent! 🤪🤣