Bragg surprises with unexpected charges; mostly-peaceful Trans Visibility protests win support; DOJ chief get award for off-duty heroics; and a new Ukrainian victory might signal end of the war.
I was eating and darn near choked - thank you for the laughs!! As for this trans garbage.... I don't even know where to begin, but I do think April 1st should be their official day because the whole thing is a joke. How about one them identify as a sane adult who contributes something to society? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£. Thank you Jeff. You never disappoint. IMHO Hostess is overrated in the weapons of mass destruction department. I have stock in Little Debby--think I can get a lucrative DOD contract?
So this was a good one that happened in Canada.....
Male power lifter coach steps in at last minute, Identifies as a girl and takes the title that was set by some trans lifter. Beat them at their own game.
The PERFECT April Fool's tonic!!! So vivid the imagery I could not tell if it was high fructose corn syrup or or the sweet smelling ooze of SO-APTLY-APPLIED sarcasm dripping from my phone!!! Thank you!!
Ok, in my defense, I thought you're writing was a little off and weird this morning. But I must confess, you got me. I was literally googling this stuff like, "What? That can't be real." It's April 1st, and I missed the joke š Well done sir š
I thoroughly enjoyed C&C today!! So nice to have a great laugh in all the cra cra today. Anything about Fat Albert and Hostess Ho Hoās is bound to brighten your day. Thank you Jeff for your wonderful April Foolās Day post!!
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Every suspenseful syllable of the 2023 International Speed-Knitting Competition rundown had me in stitches, Jeff! š¤£š¤£š¤£
That's it. You've won April 1.
I was eating and darn near choked - thank you for the laughs!! As for this trans garbage.... I don't even know where to begin, but I do think April 1st should be their official day because the whole thing is a joke. How about one them identify as a sane adult who contributes something to society? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Itās becoming impossible to tell reality from April Foolās. Thank you for the post.
Woe to those who enact evil statutes
And to those who constantly record unjust decisions,
So as to deprive the needy of justice
And rob the poor of My people of their rights,
So that widows may be their spoil
And that they may plunder the orphans.
Now what will you do in the day of punishment,
And in the devastation which will come from afar?
To whom will you flee for help?
And where will you leave your wealth?
ā Isaiah 10:1-3 NASB1995
Breaking: Putin Immediately Surrenders After U.S. Airdrops Nashville Police Officers Into Battlefield
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-immediately-surrenders-after-us-airdrops-nashville-police-officers-into-battlefield
Excellent satire Jeff. To quote a line from one buffet you can't dine at (Jimmy Buffett): "If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."
I'm embarrassed to admit that I was 2/3 of the way through before I looked at today's date.
That may also be a reflection, though, on how bat-sh*t crazy our world has become that the first couple of segments seemed even somewhat plausible .
This is priceless, creative, hilariously funny, and a welcome treat. A delightful start to April fools day!!! Thank you so much!
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£. Thank you Jeff. You never disappoint. IMHO Hostess is overrated in the weapons of mass destruction department. I have stock in Little Debby--think I can get a lucrative DOD contract?
So this was a good one that happened in Canada.....
Male power lifter coach steps in at last minute, Identifies as a girl and takes the title that was set by some trans lifter. Beat them at their own game.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11918455/Male-powerlifter-protests-Canadas-self-ID-rules-entering-female-contest-smashing-record.html
The PERFECT April Fool's tonic!!! So vivid the imagery I could not tell if it was high fructose corn syrup or or the sweet smelling ooze of SO-APTLY-APPLIED sarcasm dripping from my phone!!! Thank you!!
National Atheist Day
April 1st
āThe fool has said in his heart, āThere is no God.āā
Psalm 14:1
Anything in that coffee of yours this morning Jeff? šhysterical!
Ok, in my defense, I thought you're writing was a little off and weird this morning. But I must confess, you got me. I was literally googling this stuff like, "What? That can't be real." It's April 1st, and I missed the joke š Well done sir š
Hey, is everyone enjoying paying for Ukrainian pensions?
Just joking, April fools!
I thoroughly enjoyed C&C today!! So nice to have a great laugh in all the cra cra today. Anything about Fat Albert and Hostess Ho Hoās is bound to brighten your day. Thank you Jeff for your wonderful April Foolās Day post!!