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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

Trump slept with porn stars paid them off, hired hookers, motorboated Rudy Giulianni on TV for a show, even.

Zelenskyy was a moderately successful actor who did pretty well by Ukrainian standards.

Trump is known for stuff such as "The wall just got ten feet taller" and "Because you'd be in jail". None of that came to pass.

Zelenskyy is known for flipping off Putin, Biden, and for "I don't need a ride, I need ammunition".

your mileage might vary.

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Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

You're really trying, but it ain't working 2N's.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

Don't have to.

The double standards are...Interesting.

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Just Comment's avatar

Hookers? "Them" who are "Them" ?

Being a super rich guy, normal women would be throwing themselves at him ! Why does he ever have to pay?

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AngelaK's avatar

I saw him crossing 57th Street off Fifth Avenue in the late 90s. Believe me, he cut quite the striking figure, tall, slim, elegant black wool coat, sandy blond hair and so good looking. And he was one of the richest men around to boot!

He didn't need to pay a sleezy, disgusting porn star.

I am sure that women came on to him all the time. His wives have all been beautiful and elegant.

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Vonu's avatar

Why would he be interested in normal women?

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Anthony's avatar

He's not interested in the average woman. That's why you see women like Melania on his arm. He has the pick of any woman for the most part. So again, why would he pay?

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My Favorite Things's avatar

Easy & no commitments with beautiful women. That’s why. Lots of wealthy men do it.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

Clearly a man of Christian, family values. Huzzaah!

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Just Comment's avatar

You would be surprised how money, fame, power, endless shopping, and future, ... can be "motivating factors".

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Vonu's avatar

I have never had enough money to experience such motivating factors.

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Just Comment's avatar

Normal average life is actually cool. Our friends are real friends.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

The hush money scandal in 2018 kinda shows he has to.

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Vonu's avatar

Zelensky's tank is on vapors.

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daverkb's avatar

I agree! Two Noodles seems down to his last 'vapor'. And already in the Isolation Chamber of No Return.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

Payday is in a few days, the tank is full. Don't forget to pay your taxes and thanks for helping me keep my job :)

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Vonu's avatar

Whoever or whatever that is.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

Ironically enough Russia is using dirt bikes and chinese Golf carts because they are so short on armored vehicles.

I just got a video of a bunch of Russians who assaulted a Ukrainian position that was defended in one of them.

Didn't end well..for the Russians.

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Vonu's avatar

I've never seen an armored golf cart or dirt bike.

Russians never fare well in the controlled mainstream media.

Those who are grossly ignorant of the last ten years of Ukrainian history constitute the entirety of their supporters.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

Because the desert cross golf carts aren’t armored. Nor are the dirt bikes

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/EzyJ2HGGvP

Russians never fare well in actual warfare either. They lost an entire armored division to take avdiivka and that had been on the front lines since 2014 when they first invaded.

They lost several brigades in the fight over half of novomikhailivka.

Half.

C&c is willing to fight Biden to the last Russian male.

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Vonu's avatar

Let me know when you give up on the CIA's narratives.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

Whos saying anything about the “cia” narrative?

It’s documented Russia is

Using unarmored vehicles in assaults due to losses. Russia bought hundreds of the desert cross golf carts.

They are documented as having lost 3000 tanks so far in the “2 day war”.

Maybe you should stop parroting the fsb narrative 🤣

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Vonu's avatar

Since you didn't give any source for the CIA narratives you are parroting, I only have them to judge by. "fsb?"

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

What "CIA" narrative?

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1cojlko/russians_try_to_storm_ukrainian_positions_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

More of those Chinese golf carts being used because Russia lacks armored vehicles and is running short. You can see below why Russia is running low. Nearly 16k vehicles gone during the "2 day war".

https://www.oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html

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Vonu's avatar

All of them.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

https://www.ft.com/content/a1d6fd56-120c-4ce8-9684-738c1376e135

See above-OSINT and various other videos show them using the desertcross ATVs and cope cage equipped Ural trucks because of armored vehicle shortages.

Russia has lost nearly 16000 vehicles in the 2 day war.

Source: See above.

Not everything is some CIA conspiracy. There are legitimate bad guys out there.

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daverkb's avatar

Two Noodles Again! What an intellectual Sleaze Bag! And Master of the Art of Looking Stupid.

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Benjamin Two N's's avatar

The guy who proclaimed victory over Ukraine after 2 days of war is a bit dumber.

So is the guy who says he won yet has to send his men in unarmored charges against defended positions.

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