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NAB's avatar

There's a great meme of two side-by-side pictures of Kelce: one shows him smiling and showing off his "vaccination" site and the other has him standing next to Taylor Swift. The tagline reads, "one way or the other, his heart is going to be broken." Hah! They deserve each other.

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RunningLogic's avatar

I thought this one on X/Twitter was a funny and spot on comment 😁

β€”β€œan X user with the handle @akafacehots even claimed recently, β€œI saw Taylor Swift endorsed Biden. Not very surprising since 95% of her songs are about choosing the wrong guy.”

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NAB's avatar

Love it!

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CaplT's avatar

Haha - she’s a Loser Chooser

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RunningLogic's avatar

πŸ˜† And it rhymes too 😁

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John Cougar Misanthrope's avatar

That's a good one. Personally, I don't believe the conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Why certain women are attracted to certain men is one of life's mysteries. Kelce's a cartoon but perhaps Taylor Swift is looking for something, a "father figure" and sees it in him. He's just another wealthy and famous goof with an attractive girlfriend. Where's George Michael (a straight, alive version of course) when you need him?

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Cynthia's avatar

Kelce and Swift are the same age, so not sure about the "father figure" angle.

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John Cougar Misanthrope's avatar

Chronological age and emotional maturity are two different things. Maybe Taylor's just a scared little girl inside which explains the flurry of bad relationships with men and why she dresses and acts like she's a 14 year-old girl at the mall. It all starts with Dad or the lack thereof. Maybe a big strong football guy like Mr. Pfizer will fill that void.

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