Maybe that's the yacht they rented to blow up Nord Stream 2 and they're just sinking of the evidence ;-j
Speaking of which, stumbled on this recently:
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship
The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring issue. The captain has a talking parrot that he brings to every show. It has worked out how all the tricks are done and gives away his secrets to the audience after every trick.
***"It's a fake water jug Squarrrrk!" "The rabbit is under his hat Squarrrk!" "The girl is hiding under a trap door Squarrrk!"***
Now the audience finds this hilarious. So instead of coming to see a magic show the crowds are coming to see him being humiliated by a parrot, 2 shows a day, 7 days a week.
Utterly depressed and desperate, the magician struggles to find a spectacular new trick to wow the crowd and that the parrot can't work out. He eventually announces an elaborate disappearing trick involving pyrotechnics and a ring of fire, however the first night he tries it, he accidentally ignites a nearby gas line causing a catastrophic chain of explosions that causes the ship to break apart and sink almost immediately.
The next morning the sun rises on an empty ocean except for a single piece of shattered lifeboat with the magician clinging to one end and the parrot perched at the other end out of reach. The magician glares at the parrot and the parrot stares back, but not a word is said. This goes on for a day, then another day. On the third day the parrot finally breaks the silence.
Germany vill get their vay, one vay or the other (I did not write this):
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language...
of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility . As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English ".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy . The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter .
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter .
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away .
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v ".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
---
And zat, ladies and gentlemen, iz how Germany got their revenge for Nord Stream 2.
This guy makes sense. But I still have to finish it.
I spend some time on this stuff. I see the moving parts, but I don't see how 'they' transition. And nobody seems to know how one transitions for a debt/liquidity trap to a new viable unit of account. Outright collapse equals loss of control. Gold and/or BitCoin? I have no idea? Any repayment of debt scheme would have to cut the 'United States' (whatever that is?) Federal spending by half or more. But the super-elite making money on inflation and hard assets at the expense of ordinary people is total right.
But ... there has been a lot of strange talk on BitCoin lately. And I wonder if the Fed/Treasury (whoever) has a lot more BitCoin than anyone knows or is saying. And that has me wondering?
It's actually not that hard, they done it in the past:
The Bretton Woods system, established in 1944, was a monetary order that governed international currency relations among 44 countries. Under this system, currencies were pegged to the US dollar, which in turn was pegged to gold at a fixed rate of $35 per ounce. Here are key aspects of Bretton Woods currency:
Fixed Exchange Rates: Currencies were fixed against the US dollar, with exchange rates adjusted only in exceptional circumstances.
Gold Standard: The US dollar was pegged to gold at $35 per ounce, and other currencies were pegged to the dollar. This created a de facto gold standard.
Currency Convertibility: Most currencies were convertible into US dollars, and subsequently into gold.
Capital Controls: Countries maintained capital controls to regulate the flow of capital and prevent speculative attacks on currencies.
International Monetary Fund (IMF): The IMF was established to monitor exchange rates, provide financial assistance to member countries, and promote international monetary cooperation.
Currency Examples:
Pound Sterling: Initially pegged at $2.80 = £1, later devalued to $2.40 = £1 in 1967.
Swiss Franc: Pegged to the US dollar, with exchange rates ranging from 4.373 to 1.374 per US dollar between 1945 and 1998.
Norwegian Krone: Initially pegged to the US dollar at 4.03, later floated in 1971 and re-linked to a basket of currencies in 1978.
And you need to keep in mind that the debt you see is not the debt they worry about. They worry about derivatives, all $144.4 trillion of them.
However derivatives have a get out of jail card, a force majeure clause, meaning in the event of something catastrophic, they dissolve, the debt disappears.
They used WW2 the last time they played this currency game, but a one or two year plague will accomplish the same, especially if you throw in mandatory vaxs.
I think they may try for a NWO currency for the West. They may back it with a basket of commodities such as gold (again), silver (again), maybe even coal, oil. The idea would be attractive to a number of EU countries.
Although I think such an approach might be a hard sell here, but a lot will depend on who gets to drive this turnip truck of a government next.
The nice thing about Martin is that he is not afraid of these pieces of crap.
And I think that the Terror Elite are crapping in their pants in the act of crap begetting more crap. They sense they are loosing control. And the more they clamp down, the more they lose control. It's like Trump. The more they 'prosecute' Trump, the more people like Trump, even in spite of his faults with some of them being rather large.
They say that in Britain too though (and I believe the Commonwealth countries if I’m not mistaken) so you’d have gotten that in a lot of other places also 😛 We are the outliers on that one.
Maybe that's the yacht they rented to blow up Nord Stream 2 and they're just sinking of the evidence ;-j
Speaking of which, stumbled on this recently:
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship
The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring issue. The captain has a talking parrot that he brings to every show. It has worked out how all the tricks are done and gives away his secrets to the audience after every trick.
***"It's a fake water jug Squarrrrk!" "The rabbit is under his hat Squarrrk!" "The girl is hiding under a trap door Squarrrk!"***
Now the audience finds this hilarious. So instead of coming to see a magic show the crowds are coming to see him being humiliated by a parrot, 2 shows a day, 7 days a week.
Utterly depressed and desperate, the magician struggles to find a spectacular new trick to wow the crowd and that the parrot can't work out. He eventually announces an elaborate disappearing trick involving pyrotechnics and a ring of fire, however the first night he tries it, he accidentally ignites a nearby gas line causing a catastrophic chain of explosions that causes the ship to break apart and sink almost immediately.
The next morning the sun rises on an empty ocean except for a single piece of shattered lifeboat with the magician clinging to one end and the parrot perched at the other end out of reach. The magician glares at the parrot and the parrot stares back, but not a word is said. This goes on for a day, then another day. On the third day the parrot finally breaks the silence.
.
***"OK I give up. Where's the ship?"***
Germany vill get their vay, one vay or the other (I did not write this):
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language...
of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility . As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English ".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy . The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter .
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter .
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling . Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away .
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v ".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
---
And zat, ladies and gentlemen, iz how Germany got their revenge for Nord Stream 2.
STOP! I just cleaned up the coffee from the first one, now this! Too funny. Thanks for the laughs, TriTorch.
I had to fly out of Frankurt on United. I asked where the Z gates were.
The German I spoke to kept saying "Zed" and I kept saying "Z."
Kind of felt like it was Abbott and Costello "who's on first" exchange.
Kathleen, have you got two tens for a five?
https://youtu.be/f7pMYHn-1yA [1:18mins]
Thanks...those guys were so funny.
Katheen ... this is what I think 'they' really are okay with, making money at our expense. It makes sense to me. Might interest you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8czB1sZ7lDU
Thanks...I keep warning people about the upcoming USD collapse.
And people look at me like I am a nutter.
This guy makes sense. But I still have to finish it.
I spend some time on this stuff. I see the moving parts, but I don't see how 'they' transition. And nobody seems to know how one transitions for a debt/liquidity trap to a new viable unit of account. Outright collapse equals loss of control. Gold and/or BitCoin? I have no idea? Any repayment of debt scheme would have to cut the 'United States' (whatever that is?) Federal spending by half or more. But the super-elite making money on inflation and hard assets at the expense of ordinary people is total right.
But ... there has been a lot of strange talk on BitCoin lately. And I wonder if the Fed/Treasury (whoever) has a lot more BitCoin than anyone knows or is saying. And that has me wondering?
Good points…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8czB1sZ7lDU
Maybe worth your time.
It's actually not that hard, they done it in the past:
The Bretton Woods system, established in 1944, was a monetary order that governed international currency relations among 44 countries. Under this system, currencies were pegged to the US dollar, which in turn was pegged to gold at a fixed rate of $35 per ounce. Here are key aspects of Bretton Woods currency:
Fixed Exchange Rates: Currencies were fixed against the US dollar, with exchange rates adjusted only in exceptional circumstances.
Gold Standard: The US dollar was pegged to gold at $35 per ounce, and other currencies were pegged to the dollar. This created a de facto gold standard.
Currency Convertibility: Most currencies were convertible into US dollars, and subsequently into gold.
Capital Controls: Countries maintained capital controls to regulate the flow of capital and prevent speculative attacks on currencies.
International Monetary Fund (IMF): The IMF was established to monitor exchange rates, provide financial assistance to member countries, and promote international monetary cooperation.
Currency Examples:
Pound Sterling: Initially pegged at $2.80 = £1, later devalued to $2.40 = £1 in 1967.
Swiss Franc: Pegged to the US dollar, with exchange rates ranging from 4.373 to 1.374 per US dollar between 1945 and 1998.
Norwegian Krone: Initially pegged to the US dollar at 4.03, later floated in 1971 and re-linked to a basket of currencies in 1978.
And you need to keep in mind that the debt you see is not the debt they worry about. They worry about derivatives, all $144.4 trillion of them.
However derivatives have a get out of jail card, a force majeure clause, meaning in the event of something catastrophic, they dissolve, the debt disappears.
They used WW2 the last time they played this currency game, but a one or two year plague will accomplish the same, especially if you throw in mandatory vaxs.
Wait a minute. "Not too hard"? All it required was WWII???
Also, the last time I saw a figure for the derivatives market, it was in the range of $600 Trillion and that was a decade ago or more.
Myself ... I think we should back air with air. At least we could still breath.
True, but you can't eat air.
I think they may try for a NWO currency for the West. They may back it with a basket of commodities such as gold (again), silver (again), maybe even coal, oil. The idea would be attractive to a number of EU countries.
Although I think such an approach might be a hard sell here, but a lot will depend on who gets to drive this turnip truck of a government next.
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/censorship/pavel-durov-arrested-by-france-to-kill-telegram/
The nice thing about Martin is that he is not afraid of these pieces of crap.
And I think that the Terror Elite are crapping in their pants in the act of crap begetting more crap. They sense they are loosing control. And the more they clamp down, the more they lose control. It's like Trump. The more they 'prosecute' Trump, the more people like Trump, even in spite of his faults with some of them being rather large.
They say that in Britain too though (and I believe the Commonwealth countries if I’m not mistaken) so you’d have gotten that in a lot of other places also 😛 We are the outliers on that one.
Bits say zed too
Hilarious to read it out loud!
Do you have to work hard to create these classic monologues, or do they just flow unchecked from your mind, like rushing clear water mountain streams?
Either way, you are talented, bruh!
Didn't write it Roger, just trying to spread some cheer around =)
I cannot wait to share this with my family!!! I am laughing so hard. And I need to laugh.
Me too at 9pm CDT!
Ve kan al sertainly se zat yu ar on a rol.
😂
Und jew vill lyk et!
Pas de bugz pleez.
Like and like!
Smile, chuckle, giggle, spray coffee, 😂🤣🤣 kept getting funnier. I needed that!!
That was posted in my 7th grade English classroom and stuck in my mind ever since.
Absolutely brilliant! 🤣🤣 Thank you for ze gret bely laf.
LIke!LOLZ
Vundirful pos.
German being my first language, 👆this made me laugh! 😆😂
Sounds like Werner Herzog!
LOL omg I’m laughing in the dark this is fucking hilarious
Brilliant! 👏👏👏😂😂🤣🤣
LOL! Good one. You cleaning up the coffee on my keyboard?
Tritorch,
That’s too funny! Thanks for sharing 🙂
Well qwerty'd and funny as hell TriTorch.
I can picture it really happening.....
This joke really made me laugh out loud!
Thanks for a good laugh 😃
Ask the bigguy and Tola
Good one!😉😆
That’s a good joke. Thanks
LOL