I almost choked! Years ago I got a fortune cookie that said, ‘You will be screwed, glued & tattooed by midnight!’ I am not kidding. I kept it in my billfold for years. Very prescient for these crazy times!
I almost choked! Years ago I got a fortune cookie that said, ‘You will be screwed, glued & tattooed by midnight!’ I am not kidding. I kept it in my billfold for years. Very prescient for these crazy times!
I almost choked! Years ago I got a fortune cookie that said, ‘You will be screwed, glued & tattooed by midnight!’ I am not kidding. I kept it in my billfold for years. Very prescient for these crazy times!
Merry, I think I would have burned that fortune in a little ceremony with lots of dried sage, or, some biblical equivalent. 🥠
A very strange fortune cookie indeed. However, I thought it was hilarious.
😁 good job thinking positively
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