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The Imaginary Hobgoblin's avatar

Ho Ho's and Ding Dongs. I thought you were talking about Democrats for a second there. Boy, take a little time off and the senses get dull. As a side note - and this is no joke - at the grocery store I noticed a pancake syrup brazenly touted as "Butter Rich." Just below it in small letters a disclaimer read: "Contains no butter."

Nowadays, even the terms "organic," grass fed," "pasture-raised," "raised-by-pastors," "cage free," "free range," "rage against the machine," "orange yolks," "cave dwelling," "hand picked," "real chocolate," "cheese product," etc...are totally ambiguous....so named to fake you out. What the hell is soy milk? Who's milking almonds and oats? Who even knew it was possible? Seems like nimble, exacting, painstaking work for teeny weeny circus people.

Addendum: Here's a chortle worthy recipe from "Farm Rich.": SAUSAGE STUFFED BISCUITS, 14oz

Pay particular attention to where the term "sausage" first makes its appearance.

DOUGH: BLEACHED WHEAT FLOUR, PALM OIL, LEAVENING (SODIUM BICARBONATE, SODIUM ALUMINUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE), BUTTERMILK POWDER, DEXTROSE, SALT, ASCORBIC ACID, WATER, WHEAT GLUTEN, SOYBEAN OIL, BUTTER FLAVOR (WATER, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, XANTHAN GUM, LESS THAN 0.1% SODIUM BENZOATE ADDED TO PROTECT FLAVOR, NATURAL MIXED TOCOPHEROLS, A NATURAL SOURCE OF VITAMIN E USED TO PROTECT FRESHNESS), YEAST, SORBITAN MONOSTEARATE, ASCORBIC ACID, FILLING: WHOLE EGGS, CORN STARCH, SALT, CITRIC ACID, XANTHAN GUM, CHEDDAR CHEESE (PASTEURIZED MILK, CHEESE CULTURE, SALT, ENZYMES, COLOR ADDED, POTATO STARCH AND POWDERED CELLULOSE ADDED TO PREVENT CAKING, NATAMYCIN (A NATURAL MOLD INHIBITOR), SAUSAGE CRUMBLES (PORK, WATER, SALT, SPICES, SUGAR, SODIUM PHOSPHATES, FLAVORINGS). CONTAINS: MILK, EGGS, WHEAT. CONTAINS A BIOENGINEERED FOOD INGREDIENT.

I'm sort of a stickler for truth in advertising, but I don't suppose christening this as: Palm Oil Stuffed Bleached Dough or Sodium Aluminum Phosphate Enriched Buttermilk Powder Biscuits would do much for sales.

Craig Kisciras's avatar

For verification of your Ho Ho and Ding Dong comment, go and "treat" your self to Sandy Cortez's pathetic imitation of a "statesman" at the Munich Conference. How the Euroweenies did not fall down laughing while listening to her prattle on like a silly teenager is a mystery. Her "answer" on the Taiwan question was the clincher.

William Bogert's avatar

Idiots...elect idiots.

Graphite's avatar

Careful... most of the world believes you lot elected 'Sleepy Joe and Cackles' 🤣

God Bless America's avatar

Not a chance… We did NOT elect them! They cheated their way in with miles and miles of election fraud! šŸ”„

Fla Mom's avatar

Or the cowboy one! She's descended from the Spaniards who brought cattle to the Americas, but she doesn't know they did that.

Chi-town Stan's avatar

The Spaniards are the same folks who gave the body of water formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico its name. It's interesting watching the left go through these gymnastics over the change without ever realizing their willingness to hang onto a relic from this hemisphere's colonialist past.

Reelin’ In The Fears's avatar

Absent Operational Cortex couldn’t find Taiwan on a map.

Linda Whitney's avatar

"Absent Operational Cortex" is priceless, Reelin'! If AOC was not cute (to cover for her idiocy) we wouldn’t have to put up with her. Heaven help us all.

Tio Nico's avatar

no need to worry about the AyOhSee unit. Won't be too long until some caring chap manages to suss out the source o her madjically recently acquired $40Mn plus stash o wealth. No way that booty is clean.

Craig Kisciras's avatar

A horse walked into a bar. Bartender said, "Why the long face, AOC?"

Craig Kisciras's avatar

Sandy also informed the audience that Venezuela is geographically located below the equator. But she made certain to pronounce "Venezuela" and "Maduro" with that perfect, phony Spanish accent.

Roger Beal's avatar

But one day the Dems will run her as a candidate for POTUS ... after Chuck The Schmuck is out of the way.

JT's avatar

Yes, AOC’s attempt to establish her ā€œinternational bona fidesā€ was stunning! It would be fodder for any ā€œlegitimateā€ comedian…(i.e. anyone who isn’t an obvious D shill) and will almost certainly signal the ignominious end of that vapid wannabe’s political aspirations (anywhere other than New York, that is). In that sense, her performance was an astounding success!

The Great Resist's avatar

I don’t know. Never underestimate the Dems’ and their captured media’s ability to elevate a babbling idiot to national prominence. They ran The Kackler as their last Presidential candidate, and she came way too darned close to winning. Bullet dodged (for now).

Robird's avatar

Not sure the cadre that vote for AOC and her comrades care a whit about the Munich Security Conference.

In fact, except for the wonderful presentation by SOS Rubio, it seemed to be basically a dud.

AOC voters are attuned to the performative aspects of events rather than the substantive factors.

zabs's avatar

But wouldn’t it be fun to see her debate Rubio or Vance?

Monterey's avatar

Lol, that one would be over before it starts

Robird's avatar

For a few minutes, but I suspect it would quickly devolve into a ā€œ clubbing baby sealsā€ event , possibly even generating sympathy for her and anger at the male’s ā€œ misogyny.ā€

Bard Joseph's avatar

Mayor Mandami won in NYC over Gen z opposition to genocide.

Could be a winning platform

Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

And wretched whitmer, on a state paid junket no doubt, was flummoxed by a question and deferred to the AOC brain trust.

Craig Kisciras's avatar

Whitmer is as stupid as Sandy Cortez; their combined IQ's barely reach room temperature.

Monterey's avatar

At this point I don't listen to anything she says, after she said last year that Elon Musk was "stupid". Need I say more?

David Clark's avatar

She only said that because he wants to date her.šŸ˜‚

Silent scorn's avatar

I literally cringed. 😬 she made Gretchen Whitmer look smart, and that’s scary in and of itself.

Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

Are Euroweenies their version of an American staple?

Roger Beal's avatar

Perhaps you're thinking of "Vienna sausages".

Janet's avatar

High school. No, grade school. Maybe I’m out of touch at my age. Day care.

John Wygertz's avatar

She was every bit as competent as Kamala on the European stage, and Kamala almost won. Don't count her out.

Critical Thinker's avatar

"and Kamala almost won after they pulled out every cheating angle they could" (FTFY). Even still, it was a landslide and the Kackler lost DEM ground in every.single.county across the United States. Every one.

Monterey's avatar

Still not worth listening to, regardless of whatever her political skills may or may not be

shayne's avatar

This is why we need to buy organic ingredients and do what our parents (silent generation) and grandparents did, cook from scratch.

Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

Since it can be ā€œorganicā€ and contain canola oil, I’m not sure that’s a sufficient restriction.

I hate it that I can’t go to the grocery store and buy ingredients without getting poison. Sour cream isn’t just sour cream. Cottage cheese isn’t just cottage cheese. Flour isn’t just flour. Salt isn’t just salt.

It’s beyond tiresome.

Jackieone's avatar

Daisy brand cottage cheese and sour cream are the real deal! Just sayin 😁

Beth's avatar

And there's a company called azure, that delivers to your neighborhood. They purport to have all actual organic and natural products. See if you can find it near you. I drive down the block once a month and pick up my order off of a huge semi truck. I'm in arizona.

Karmy's avatar

https://www.azurestandard.com/ Here is the link to Azure Standard.

Constitution Rules's avatar

Thanks. Wasn't at my computer! I love that company, and you can get together with neighbors to arrange for delivery near you. Great products, including mason jars for canning, fresh eggs and meat, vegetables grown without chemicals.

Garden Lover's avatar

I’ll have to check it out. I make my own sourdough bread from sourdough starter with organic flour from Central Milling. Now that I know just how few ingredients it takes, I rarely eat anything but my homemade bread. And it’s delicious.

Margaret P's avatar

Check country of origin. Azure imports from around the world including China.

Michelle Enmark, DDS's avatar

Thanks, Karmy! What a fantastic resource. Pick up places are available in so many areas that there are virtually no food deserts remaining! I live part time in a rural part of OK and there’s a pick up location within 30 minutes of me!

Double Mc's avatar

Thank you for the introduction! I have never heard of Azure. After looking at their site, there is a drop off near me. I'll definitely be shopping with them.

David Clark's avatar

Elmer’s White Glue is also good for you. We consumed large quantities of it in school in the late 50’s and early 60’s and not only was it safe but you got 15% of your daily protein intake. Now if it were only Halal or Kosher.

cat's avatar

I was in elementary school so long ago, that kids ate that thick paste from a jar. Not Elmer's.

Pammyomammy's avatar

Thanks cat, same here! I was getting ready to comment, ā€œpaste was so much more satiating than Elmer’s glue!ā€ 🤭

Kaycee's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

shayne's avatar

There was always that kid with his lips stuck together šŸ¤£šŸ˜‰

shayne's avatar

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

That’s the brand I buy and for exactly that reason. But I used to buy what was on sale. šŸ’ø

John of Oregon Fame's avatar

Where have I heard that before: "The brand I trust"?

CraigN's avatar

I love the Daisy brand products!

John Ransley's avatar

No animal products period!

John A George's avatar

Recently discovered 90% of cheese on the market contains GMO rennent (genetically modified fermentation-produced chymosin (FPC)). Yum!

Melissa S's avatar

Do you know how we can tell whether the rennet is made by Pfizer or not?

Kathleen Janoski's avatar

I would just assume if the label reads "microbial rennet or enzymes" that it is probably made by Pfizer.

The DailyMail link I posted really shook me up.

Loretta's avatar

Only 90%???

I can only find 2 cheeses in Trader Joe's that have animal rennet

Sliced Gouda cheese (not TJ brand)

Parmesan (refrigerated)...I think there are multiple options. Only 1 of them has animal rennet.

Every now and then they'll have specialty cheeses with animal rennet. But the "usuals" not so much. Read the labels carefully.

We have a MOM's organic store nearby. Best eggs at good-enough prices. Yet not a single cheese has animal rennet. Read the labels carefully!

David Clark's avatar

Anyone know if Spam is good for you? I like the ingredient ā€œmechanically separated chicken partsā€. And what in the world is ā€œImitation Vienna Sausagesā€? Why would you imitate them?

cat's avatar

I've never eaten Spam. Can't get past how it looks.

Maha's avatar

The Parmesano Reggiano, all the Manchego from Spain, the Iberico, the Dutch gouda, and select British cheeses were made with animal rennet. Are they now labeled otherwise? (Haven't been in a TJs in over a year.)

cat's avatar

The grated Parmigiano Reggiano from Trader Joe's is marked on its container as having animal rennet. It doesn't have sawdust like the Kraft junk either...

Kathleen Janoski's avatar

I switched to only buying Trader Joe's sliced Gouda after reading the labels on the rest of their cheeses.

shayne's avatar

I buy English made or Aussie made cheese. But I don't eat very much. We also have a small local cheese maker in Alma, KS. Their cheese is freaking awesome.

Amy Winans's avatar

You are a lucky duck! Wish we had a local cheesemaker!

shayne's avatar

We are really fortunate, Amy. They've been around for many decades.

Barnjai's avatar

Just checked the label on our Tillamook Cheese. "Contains No Animal Rennet" is found at the bottom of the ingredients list. :(

shayne's avatar

That's very disappointing.

Kathleen Janoski's avatar

They make it sound like they are doing you a favor by not using animal rennet.

Kaycee's avatar

No rennet. Chemically created "vegan" rennet made in a lab somewhere probably from the leftovers of the bioengineered meat they tried making and no one wants to buy!

But seriously, the only way to buy cheese is to buy organic and probably local so you can read the label. Those that I have checked list rennet as cow or bovine.

Garden Lover's avatar

Even organic has the crappy vegan rennet. Cheese isn’t vegan anyway, so why ruin it for everyone?

Kaycee's avatar

Not all organic. Not the ones I buy anyway.

Garden Lover's avatar

Yeah. It’s almost impossible to find animal rennet anymore. It’s criminal.

Maha's avatar

Safe eating has become a research project, and a major expense. It is one our future selves will appreciate, however.

Patti's avatar

I remember my brother teaching me about labels. If it’s an industry standard it doesn’t not have to be on the label that was back in 2002.

Milk has so much sugar. A fried could not figure out why her daughter was wired and at 2-5 addicted to milk. Always had a sippy cup of the crap. I told her about the sugar content.

We order our flour from Canada. Still limit use.

I agree the process to go to the store is exhausting! Try to do whole foods. All the meat from ranchers. Salmon and halibut from my fisherman family members. Eggs from my sister who LOVES her chickens. It’s a whole network

Matt L.'s avatar

The crime is that the poor and middle classes in our great land do not have the resources to eat healthy. They walk into budget grocery store and are surrounded by sales for ultra processed before they can reach the more expensive produce or meat aisle.

Kaycee's avatar

I have been saying the same thing. I am not completely in that category but I cannot afford to do all of it. I even have complained about someone who has wonderful medical research, Dr.Mercola, but he tells you eat all organic, get nothing in plastic packaging, whole foods, etc and unless you are wealthy then I think we are all screwed in one way or another. I do as much as I can.

Garden Lover's avatar

Actually, whole milk is much better for you than the low/nonfat milk that they push as ā€œbetterā€ for you. When they remove the fat to get the low/nonfat milk, they add sugar. Surprise!

Patti's avatar

All have a lot of sugar

Garden Lover's avatar

But nonfat and low fat milk have a lot more than whole. Interestingly enough, milk didn’t used to make us fat. Maybe it’s because people are drinking milk that has the bovine growth hormones in them or from cows that receive antibiotics. Although farmers, and the government, claim it’s to keep cows healthy, antibiotics actually fatten cows up faster so they can go to the market sooner.

shayne's avatar

I buy meat from a ranch in Northern California. You're fortunate to have fishermen in your family. I won't touch any fish in the supermarkets. I also have hens, and supply my family.

Patti's avatar

I am lucky for my network of contributors. It’s so hard to get it going. When I move to Idaho I will have to get a bit of a network started with eggs. I buy from my nephew once a year. He has an entire system for his fish in Alaska. Where do you live?

shayne's avatar

I'm in Kansas, Patti.

Garden Lover's avatar

I also buy my meat direct from ranchers. Zero grain, zero vaccines, zero antibiotics, completely pasture-raised. It makes a huge difference.

Loretta's avatar

And you can find (see cheese rennet sub-conversation above) animal rennet cheese in their fresh cheese section. If you don't want to read the labels, just ask behind the counter. Mine has people working that know their stuff.

Of course, the price is insane. So I only go to their cheese department for very special occasions.

glenn's avatar

It’s beyond infuriating that canola oil became ubiquitous in organic foods, especially restaurants, even ā€œorganic farm to tableā€ establishments. This oil was originally designed as a solvent, and is great for cleaning brushes used in oil painting. That’s how I first learned about it. In art classes. Now it’s in everything we eat because it’s cheap.

cat's avatar

Similar to fluoride that some municipals have added to drinking water -- it's basically repurposing a toxic waste.

glenn's avatar

Yes. Since most canola oil comes from Canada, where businesses are only profitable via subsidies.

Garden Lover's avatar

Fluoride was used to keep inmates in the mental institutions calm.

SS's avatar

Another infuriating thing is when seed oils aren't even listed because manufacturers are taking advantage of the "10-second rule" for flash frying in seed oils. This loophole allows manufacturers to flash-fry food items like chicken strips in seed oils without having to list it because it is considered a processing aid rather than an ingredient.

glenn's avatar

Had no idea that was going on.

SD Scott's avatar

Probably federally subsidized.

shayne's avatar

I buy actual raw organic ingredients. Fruit, veg, meat (when my garden is asleep over winter) and everything else. I shop at Natural Grocers and Aldi, and I read labels like a mad woman. I buy flour from an organic mill in Ill. I really try hard to find the best ingredients. It's a chore, but well worth it.

Graphite's avatar

I can't belive that they can class any 'seed oils' as organic after the processing they have to do to manufacture oil out of those 'raw ingredients'! šŸ¤”šŸ˜ šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

Tobyanne's avatar

Try butter…it doesn’t even melt…must be completely manufactured and it says ā€˜organic’ .

shayne's avatar

I buy Irish butter when it's on sale, and stock up.

Garden Lover's avatar

Thank you for this. We use Kerry Gold. Now, I’ll have to see if I can find something better rather than having to make my own. (Sigh)

shayne's avatar

Interesting. I hope they get the labeling issue resolved. I still prefer it more than other butters. Thanks for the info, Kathleen.

Silent scorn's avatar

Food science geek note- organic canola oil does exist, had to be grown from heirloom seeds and protected from cross pollination by gmo canola. Canola oil comes from the rapeseed plant which was modified to produce less toxic oil than the original rapeseed oil. Most commercial canola oil is extracted using hexane, a petroleum-derived solvent used to maximize oil yield. High levels of hexane are neurotoxic, but it is removed from the oil through evaporation and steam. Trace amounts remaining in the final product. Nice, huh? On the bright side expelled or cold-pressed canola oil doesn’t use hexane. šŸ˜†

Karmy's avatar

This is why milling your own flour is important because industrial flour has been destroyed by processing which removes all the nutrients then they add in chemicals go replace the nutrients that they removed.

Garden Lover's avatar

And how do you do that? This is so insane the lengths we have to go through to stay healthy.

Karmy's avatar

You buy wheat berries and a grain mill and grind the berries into flour. This video by Bread Beckers explains what happens to commercial flour and how to grind your own to get all the nutrients.

https://youtu.be/06NnVpQw9rg?si=clxuPNbM5BWP2Jng

Garden Lover's avatar

It’s a very long video. I’ll have to watch it in sections.

shayne's avatar

You can purchase a countertop mill with either stainless steel or stone grinders. The really good ones are a bit expensive.

CraigN's avatar

Gotta be GMO free also. Not sure how canola oil makes it into organic unless they are using GMO free rapeseed to make the canola oil, and that better be cold pressed at that.

Tio Nico's avatar

canola is still a processed seed oil, thus not on MY list o acceptble items to eat.

cat's avatar

Yep, and many times, you need a good pair of šŸ‘€ to catch all the tiny print.

Michelle Enmark, DDS's avatar

Good point, QH. Have to be a label reader and establish your non negotiable ingredients.

Tio Nico's avatar

read the ingredient list. Its right there on the package.

The yogurt I buy lists hree ingredieints: milk, culture, honey. Also says the milk cows are pasture raised, not dirtlot raised.

My peanut butter lists ONE ingredient.. peanuts.

Jams and jellies, whatever produce.. grape, apple, peach, etc. Sugar, pectin. End o list.

When I see high phructose corn syrup, it goes back on the shelph.

when I see multisyllable ingredients listed and I don't recognise them, it goes back on the shelph.

Buy produce as it comes naturally, not cut. diced, packaged, preservaives added. ONLY the produce. remember, once it is cut it MUST be preserved somehow.. usully something you do NOT want to put into your body. Buy some culery and cut it at home as you eat it.

MarshaLouise's avatar

So, you’re not a phan of the letter f?

Tio Nico's avatar

I most dephinitely am, however my antique old MacBook is not. That key, along with a couple others, has been awol over some time. But you obviously get my dripht...... which is the main thing.

MarshaLouise's avatar

Great creative approach to a minor typing issue. Some days, though, that ā€œfā€ could be the most important letter.

glenn's avatar

Cooking from scratch is the only way to know what’s in your food. Because I’m on a very restricted diet, I’ve been at this for 10 years. Organic labeled ā€œfoodsā€ that come in a can, box or bottle need special scrutiny. Watch out for natural flavors, canola oil and citric acid (a nasty ingredient that has nothing to do to do with citrus). I grind my own flour as well, and buy no mixes for any reason. I can whip up a gluten free chocolate cake from scratch in 20 min.

If starting out, this is overwhelming and will feel like a pain in the butt, and yet like everything, skills and knowledge build over time and it gets easier and faster to make meals. The end result is you get to control what is in your body. Eating out is another challenge. Canola oil is used widely, even in ā€œorganicā€ ā€œfarm to marketā€ restaurants. Once you start cooking from scratch, change your lifestyle, eating out will drop off a cliff because eating what you make is way better.

ac2022's avatar

Love this, thank youšŸ™šŸ»

Demeisen's avatar

Yes. I am assuming you are using the term organic inclusively, like stuff that isn't labled "OrganicTM" but is actually food a person from 100 yrs ago would recognize. Like a carrot from the backyard.

Rickytikki's avatar

Bacon, sausage, beef all straight off the animals. Like it used to be done.

Matt L.'s avatar

And we need it, the B12 you get from animals helps greatly to stave off dementia.

Bard Joseph's avatar

That's crazy

Got data.

kittynana's avatar

@Shayne- Organic isn't regulated. Anyone can call their product organic. You have to be careful.

rolandttg's avatar

It is regulated, but poorly, and the industry is constantly trying to water it down more. Best plan is know your source, know how they process food, and buy local. Organic is less important than that

Silent scorn's avatar

Actually, going through an organic audit is quite difficult, the usda just strengthened regulations so that a food company wanting organic certification must have a food fraud program and be able to prove that a random lot of food chosen by the auditor can be traced back to organically sourced food and organic certified handlers/warehouse storage with each document linking back to the last all the way to the field and lot it was grown on, ranch it came from, etc., and the food company has to do this in 2 hours or less. Companies also have to document that they challenge their program at least annually by creatively setting up situations where their employees are tested in real life situations to see if they can spot irregularities in documentation or labeling that are indicators of possible food fraud. If you can’t do this you will lose your organic certification. Food companies are also required to keep traceable pesticides records on file for everything organic, I’ve even seen dna testing of fruit required!

rolandttg's avatar

I hear you, but unfortunately, there are chemicals that have no business being allowed in the term organic that are.

Silent scorn's avatar

Pesticides? Yes I’m sure there are. No one will ever agree on that.

Mary Mc's avatar

Not sure if it's changed but some years ago, it would cost a farmer $10k to be able to call their products "organic". Many couldn't afford that but grew things according to organic standards. The called their products "organically grown" Most were more than happy to allow you to see how they gardened. Sad that in order to "prove" their methods... they had to pay all that money.

shayne's avatar

It's a very expensive, intense process for anyone to get an organic certification.

Mary Mc's avatar

That's what I remembered. IMO just another way to tax people. If being organic is so important, why not just put out a standards list and maybe the farmers themselves monitor it? Or at least something easy and less costly?

shayne's avatar

I follow, Organic Consumers Association. They are fantastic for information about organic issues. I get emails from them about all the legislation, farmers, food industry companies. They are awesome.

Organic Consumers Association <campaigns@organicconsumers.org>

Amy Winans's avatar

I got all excited and went to OCA's website. There at the bottom of the front page where you sign up for emails, I saw it: headquartered in MINNESOTA. And of course, my first thought was, are they financed by the fraud dollars there? I went ahead and signed up but will remain skeptical and alert.

shayne's avatar

I hope they're not. They've been around for a long while. I understand about things to do with Minnesota. It's really too bad that state has created such a bad name. There are lots of good people living there too.

Jerri Hinojosa's avatar

10-12 years ago we had a whole lot of chickens. Our daughter started an egg business and all her eggs sold like hotcakes. We suggested she go thru the hoops to get her eggs certified organic, mostly as an educational exercise, but also so she could raise the price.

We learned the USDA has strict regulations for labeling eggs and that it took around 5 years of documenting compliance, soil testing, egg testing, etc to get permission to call her eggs organic. So, at least for eggs it was a criminal violation to label them organic before getting USDA permission.

Side note: We were a year into getting certified when an awfl with too much time on her hands came unto our property, noticed the chickens ran up the fence line following her (which she had not observed with other people’s chickens), concluded we weren’t feeding the chickens. She emailed the story of the starving chickens to dozens of neighbors and even told the sad tale to her book group. Suddenly, we started having to chase off cars and people on morning pilgrimages to feed our poor starving chickens hamburger buns, last night’s leftovers and stuff they dug out of their compost piles. The extra costs of buying organic food, testing for pesticides, all the time spent learning and preparing documentation and dealing with bugs and weeds because we couldn’t use chemicals on the entire farm, not just in the chicken areas, all went down the tubes in a matter of days. I rather prefer the awfls blocking streets in Minneapolis than terrorizing their own neighbors.

God Bless America's avatar

Ugh… Karens seem to be everywhere… šŸ˜’

shayne's avatar

That's reprehensible. What utterly ignorant people. I'm so sorry this happened to your family.

Reelin’ In The Fears's avatar

ā€œSustainableā€ is another scam. Pay $10,000 and you to can get a certificate to sell your salmon as ā€œsustainableā€!

kittynana's avatar

@Reelin'- Sustainable=as long as they reproduce

Carolyn's avatar

I look for non GMO..I have read that organic doesn't mean what it used to..

Karmy's avatar

"Unfortunately, a non-GMO claim is not reliable because there are no clear rules for using the claim nor a consistent way of verifying it. However, The Non-GMO Project is a nonprofit organization that has developed a verification system backed by frequent testing of ingredients that could be genetically modified for consumers who wish to avoid them. For a product to display the ā€œNon-GMO Project Verifiedā€ seal, the food must contain no or minimal (less than 0.9 percent) genetically modified or engineered organisms. Manufacturers must work with independent certification companies who verify that the product meets the Non-GMO Project’s standards."

https://www.bswhealth.com/blog/food-labels-101-what-organic-all-natural-non-gmo-and-grass-fed-really-mean

Laura Salisbury's avatar

A problem with non-GMO is that the grain may be sprayed with roundup pre-harvest as a desiccant. If it’s organic, that is not allowed.

MJ's avatar

Always enjoyed meals at Grama's house.

AJF's avatar

shayne, I still grow, and put a away a lot of the food I eat. Also we have a local co-op that buys much of what they sell from local farmers and businesses. I am very fortunate:)

AJF's avatar

shayne, and read labels;)

CC's avatar

Cooking from scratch is fun & satisfying. Up your skill set!

Peter's avatar

When will anyone hold the groceries to task, they are not innocent bystanders. Looking at you Kroger & WalMart.

FLGenX's avatar

You too Publix!!

CaliforniaLost's avatar

Oh, I don't know. Every time I see "grss fed" now, I think the product was made by a connoisseur of marijuana.

Juju's avatar

In one of my Keto groups a couple years ago someone shared an advertisement for a new agriculture machine being marketed to ā€œgrass-finishedā€ farms. It mows fields of fresh grass right next to the warehouses holding animals and then dumps it into troughs for the caged animals to eat. šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø Because nothing says natural like spending millions of dollars replacing the lawn mowers mother nature gave to us for free, all stuck in cages. Plus, the very act of natural animal grazing has amazing effects on both the animal meat/products and the farmland. It was the most hilarious and ignorant ad I’ve ever seen. ā€œGrass finished!ā€ SMH

Michael Srite's avatar

Thanks Juju. Cattle don't particularly like cut grass, unless it's baled and left to ferment into hay. I guess they'll eat if they have no choice, but you're right; it seems inefficient and wasteful. BTW, cattle obtain cobalt as their tongues lick the soil when they graze. Cobalt is necessary for cattle in producing Vitamin B12. Cut grass wouldn't have much cobalt.

Kaycee's avatar

Good Ranchers!! That's all I want to say.

Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

Wouldn't that be grass smoked?

CaliforniaLost's avatar

The kids are all about the edibles these days

Skeptic's avatar

That would be grass infused.

shayne's avatar

If it's mowed it might be gasoline infused.

Amy Winans's avatar

HAHA good one and it's funny because it's true! SMH

Reelin’ In The Fears's avatar

Most tender beef ever. The cattle are so relaxed!

SHug's avatar
Feb 16Edited

here's an expert "nut milker" for your enjoyment!

https://youtu.be/Imue7RLNGos?si=kbX6WQ-157e4Sbcy

Juju's avatar

I’m dying laughing! ā€œThe almond nip, they have twoā€ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and ā€œI had to go to the almond farm to be able to teach other peopleā€

And the little stool. 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing.

Sue Rosenthal's avatar

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚! Laughed out loud! On the days I don't get that from the newsletter, a commenter can usually be counted on! Thank you!!!!

ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

That was hilarious. šŸ˜„šŸ˜„

John of Oregon Fame's avatar

SHug, that is hilarious. Thanks for lightening up my day.

shayne's avatar

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LMWC's avatar

Solar ā€œfarmsā€. Not a thing ā€œfarmā€ about them, aside from the fact they are being put on farmland all over. Zoned as ā€œagricultureā€ in many states.

Vet nor's avatar

And ironically making the land inhospitable to farming, as it makes it dry and hotter.

SHug's avatar

Have you seen the ones in India? They put them OVER rivers! Keeps the water from evaporating while gathering solar energy. That is a much better idea, I believe!

Fred's avatar

I believe in Korea, they put them in the center medians over bike paths. Still don’t produce enough to be worth it IMO,(they’re being decommissioned in CA and NV; no foresight into planning for clean up), but IDT our plan has much to do with solar energy. Cover parking lots, warehouses, etc., not our farmlands.

Aegeandreams's avatar

Loaded with seed oils, propylene glycol, bioengineered ingredients. Nuff said.

kittynana's avatar

@HobGob- Rage Against The Machine. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, people don't read labels the way they should and many times people that Do read them don't understand WHAT they're reading.

rolandttg's avatar

That is just it. If you don't understand what it is , it's not food

Tonya's avatar

And this is the kind of stuff they feed patients in hospitals

Essay33's avatar

When my late daughter was in the hospital "recovering" from cancer surgery, the food options were horrific. Loaded with sugar and chemicals. They had her limited to a tiny handful of things all with sugar as the first ingredient. Sugar feeds cancer cells. The beginning of my total distrust of hospitals and the medical industry.

Tonya's avatar

I'm so sorry for your loss.

shayne's avatar

It's so utterly shocking. And so important to pass this information on to the following generations.

Bard Joseph's avatar

Avoid hospitals.

Better to die at home

After doing your research.

SadieJay's avatar

Ah yes. Cheese 'enzymes' brought to you by Pfizer. The cheese with real rennet is usually a hard cheese. As soon as this information came out publicly about Pfizer enzymes in cheese there was a listeria outbreak recall in pecorino Romano cheese that used real rennet. Imagine that!!

shayne's avatar

Their evil knows no bounds.

Merry McIntyre's avatar

Then there is the buzz about human remains in the food supply. How are they labeled? With the person(s) name(s)?? Maybe it’s time to become breatharians. Oh, wait! The air is poisoned too! Beam me up, Scottie!!!

Margot Wooster's avatar

It's all just too much. I have to tune out and trust in Jesus.

Bard Joseph's avatar

Indeed. It is the negative electric charge that it Carries to the body.

Bard Joseph's avatar

Only in ICE prisons. Incinerators are included.

Freebird's avatar

Help me out here, I’m behind the times on food technology… does Bioengineered food ingredient mean ze bugs?

Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

It means the chemicals are bred into the product. For example, potatoes, the first approved bioengineered food, was gene altered to include a bacteria that killed potato beetles that ate the potatoes.

They did years of research to prove it didn’t affect the people that ate the potatoes…oh, wait. That didn’t happen. We’re the guinea pigs.

Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Carmine as an ingredient are bugs.

Used for food coloring. It was on the ingredient label of Tillamook's beef jerky.

shayne's avatar

I remember my mum using cochineal to colour the icing on cakes. That's a wee bug. It's been used as a red dye for a very long time.

MaryAnn's avatar

It is ā€˜carmine’ on the list of ingredients. I developed an allergy to it as an adult. No more ā€˜not naturally red’ foods for me!

MaryAnn's avatar

That red dye from bugs makes my eye lids swell—discovered by finding the common ingredient in foods/meds (red melatonin capsules) that triggered the reaction. It takes about 24 hours for the swelling to disipate, with an antihistamine. I avoid any food that is not naturally red because I cannot be sure it is not carmine-free.

SD Scott's avatar

Anything red is bugs.

Acheta powder is beetles. Or was it grasshoppers?

SD Scott's avatar

🤮

I believe there are coded names for beetles etc most people don’t know what these ingredients are.

Berezoski Joe's avatar

I will believe almond milk when I see that nut wearing a bikini! Sorry but a 2 nd generation Ukrainian farm kid, drinking raw milk from Holsteins as a kid and now from a German farmer ( Stryk in Schulenburg) whose Jersey cows were the stars of Blue Bell ice cream ad campaign ā€œ Brenham Texas, where the cows think it’s heaven.ā€ If your grand or great grandparents who were farmers ate it- it’s healthy!

Coachbear the Urbanfarmboy

Amy Winans's avatar

Does Stryk sell to HEB? I would love to buy some here in Baytown!

Berezoski Joe's avatar

No it’s against the law in the Texas for stores to sell raw milk. But they sell via 3 rd party every Saturday in Houston, 2 spots. Go to Stryk website and call. They can give you a # to call.

Amy Winans's avatar

Much obliged to you, Joe!

Kathryn Dewalt's avatar

I dozed off sometime around "sorbitan monostearate"... but before "sausage crumbles."

Reading ingredients like THOSE, is a super diet plan!

I went to my kitchen, scrambled 2 eggs (yes...in butter!šŸ˜) cooked a pork chop and tore into a head of broccoli! (i had already cut up apple and banana earlier for my dogs. They love 'em... and are willing to share with me if I share the eggs and broccoli!)

Amy Winans's avatar

Why does milk now last a month according to its expiration date? I will be 70 at the end of this month and I will NEVER get used to that, nor will I keep milk that long! WUT?

shayne's avatar

Yeah, I remember milk in glass bottles that went off in 5 days. There's a family owned dairy by Junction City, KS, that still provides milk in class bottles with cream at the top. Not cheap but well worth every penny. Even when it sours it's still nice in my coffee.

MaryAnn's avatar

I love Fairlife milk. The fat-free product has the texture of 2% butter-fat milk. But it is ultra-pasturized… I may have to re-think my milk choice.

Crash Pile's avatar

Really they should be putting more of the tocopherols in their products. Especially the mixed natural ones, from right off the farm.

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

āœļøāœļøāœļø

But as for us, we will bless the LORD

From this time forth and forever.

Praise the LORD!

— Psalm 115:18

We proclaim Him, admonishing every man and teaching every man with all wisdom, so that we may present every man complete in Christ.

— Colossians 1:28

NAS95

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Politico Phil's avatar

Janice, you are doing yoeman's work.

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

<looks up "yeoman"> šŸ˜€

Thanks for the encouragement, Phil.

Margot Wooster's avatar

yeoman service:

efficient or useful help in need

Yes! Thanks Janice for your faithfulness in posting Scripture here. Have been praying for you and loving your "My Jesus" book!

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

Thanks for telling me that, Margot! I hope your Amazon copy was good. PM me your address and I'll send you a bookmark.

Margot Wooster's avatar

The bookmark was included! I love it. I read and look up the Scriptures first thing with my morning coffee. On the pages that don’t have Bible verses, I pencil in my own that come to mind.

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

Oh silly me, I’m glad. That’s awesome that you’re finding other verses!

Franklin O'Kanu's avatar

There’s really only four causes of diseases: toxic exposure, nutritional deficiency, electromagnetic radiation, and chronic stress.

When MAHA can remove all the fallacies and get us down to eliminate these 4 causes, we will really be healthy again.

Right now our current medical system is a profit machine for big pharma. This needs to stop: https://unorthodoxy.substack.com/p/why-youre-a-healthcare-customer-not

Dr Linda's avatar

Yes

Decrease your cortisol!!

Hugely increased by stress. It is necessary but not constantly overreactive.

Austin the Pug-puppy's avatar

PLEASE.....tell me how to do that, Dr.!!! My cortisol has been "not constantly overreactive" for over 15 years....LOL! I have not been able to find a doctor.....of ANY persuasion......who can effective advise on how to lower it so I can sleep!

Dr Linda's avatar

Deliberate, rhythmic breathing. It’s called Pranayama in the yoga tradition. It doesn’t have to be fancy or complicated or expensive. Mindful breathing

Melissa S's avatar

A really interesting book is "Breath: The New Science of a Lost Art" by James Nestor. https://www.amazon.com/Breath-New-Science-Lost-Art/dp/B082FPZC4H/ref=sr_1_1?sr=8-1

Dr Linda's avatar

Cool. I will look.

I have been teaching & practicing the 5,000 year old art/science for over 40 years.

Austin the Pug-puppy's avatar

I started diaphragm breathing after I had a full-body Thermogram (it was spectacular!). She found I had a frozen diaphragm. Not sure if it's the same type of breathing but I'll look into it. My gut biome has improved along with circulation and less frozen diaphragm, but, sadly, after 3 1/2 months, still NOT sleeping. Did 80+ reps last night...but..... up at 1 and 3am.....ugh!

Just started a new brand of probiotics (link below) and am hoping they will help.....eventually.

https://www.customprobiotics.com/multi-strain-probiotics-custom-probiotics/

Dena's avatar

Look into how our hormones work during sleep. Around 3 am is when cortisol is moving, kind of explains why so many wake around 3 am. Taking magnesium glycinate before bed can help. Also a bit of almond butter & a small handful of walnuts (protein) no blue light. There’s a Substack named ā€œVictorā€ that goes into detail how hormones affect everything. Very interesting.

John of Oregon Fame's avatar

Dena, almong butter? How about almond milk. Here's how to make it fres at home.

https://youtu.be/Imue7RLNGos?si=ibTGhn-jo7ag-Rm8

Susan Seas's avatar

A naturopath told me to eat a hard boiled egg before bed, that waking at 2-3 is most likely blood sugar drop.

Juju's avatar

Or a new puppy needing to relieve itself, like clockwork. I was finally getting uninterrupted sleep before we got her. 🤣 now my internal clock wakes me right at 3 am every morning. Lol

Bard Joseph's avatar

Good time for sodium bicarbonate for perfect ph.

FH's avatar

Austin, I have shared this with many to good effect, do with as you please. First the ā€œhelpā€ then the background.

If you don’t have one, procure for very little cost, a hot water bottle. When you retire for sleep, fill it with very warm water, make sure it won’t leak, and position it against the lower part of the small of your back. I have always had to be on my side, then sort of roll over onto it so kind of still on my side yet keeping it against my back, where I think my kidneys are. Try this for several nights. It has always worked for me.

Background: during an extraordinarily stressful period I had been seeing an acupuncturist who helped me so much. I was sleep deprived and completely unable to sleep through a night.

This LAc explained that in Chinese medicine, the adrenals - which apparently sit just ā€œinsideā€ the kidneys - were not known. The remedy was developed thinking the kidneys were overly stressed. Moist heat is important, not an electrified source.

In addition to the diaphragmatic/rhythmic breathing, this may help calm your adrenals, which in our world, are often over-active.

Let us know, okay?

Concerned mom's avatar

tried a hot Tottie yet?

Fred's avatar

Alcohol isn’t great for keeping you asleep, but hot water with butter, real cream and a bit of salt helps some.

FH's avatar

I forgot to mention another thing I stumbled upon during that sleep-deprived time: wrapping something warm around my neck, especially the nape.

Amy's avatar

My chiropractor has helped with my locked up diaphragm.

Unfortunately right now, it's temporary relief, because I am in deep, acute grief.

I had profound insomnia for several years. Took combination of good psychotherapy (looking at past trauma, new adverse events, etc), good functional medicine support for hormones and biochemistry (from my chiropractor), and weekly acupuncture to help rebalance energy levels. Last summer I finally was getting a solid 6 hrs of sleep a night.

Now, I am again waking early as part of this grief journey.

So I guess I would encourage looking further into root causes and see what you can come up with.

Phillip Zinni III DO FAOASM's avatar

Or at home, neuroacoustic brain wave science.

Be Well, Be Blessed, Phillip

SD Scott's avatar

Standard Process Drenamin

J. Lincoln's avatar

You are correct. Precisely.

KCrail's avatar

I learned this breathing trick to lower cortisol. It’s simple and it works. Inhale deeply to 4 counts, hold briefly then exhale to a 6-count. Repeat this seven times. It lowers your cortisol…. You can visualize exhaling negativity and inhaling white light, or whatever works for you. You’ll be all right!

rolandttg's avatar

I do a 4 count in, 7 count hold, 8 count exhale. The key is the exhale should be double the inhale count.

KCrail's avatar

Ok agree the exhale is the key, the technique I shared is specific to cortisol reduction. There are many breathing exercises that are hugely beneficial.

MaryAnn's avatar

Yes—this is my calming breath method too. Inhale through the nose, exhale through the mouth. The mindfulness required to do this in repetition (having to actually pay attention to breathing) triggers the calm. šŸ™šŸ»

rolandttg's avatar

Also short quick breaths trigger sympathetic mode, fight or flight

Aegeandreams's avatar

Yoga practice, Tai Chi and breathing techniques learned in both disciplines helps tremendously as well.

J. Lincoln's avatar

Mindful breathing, it works.

Bard Joseph's avatar

Removes nitrogen.

That is what chiropractors do with "adjustments".

kittynana's avatar

@Bard- AND they get the blood flowing to the region to help facilitate healing

Bgagnon's avatar

Pursed lips breathing is very similar - breathe in thru nose to a count and out the mouth thru pursed lips to a count that is twice the length of ā€œbreathe inā€ count.

Fred's avatar

The mindful breathing distracts/slows down your mind, the reason many can’t fall asleep.

Guy White's avatar

Considering your Pug-puppy handle… this is meant with humor but is also supported by science… no matter what kind of day you’re having, studies have shown that watching a Golden Retriever eating a carrot can reduce your stress level by up to 92%. It only takes a few seconds, give it a try…

https://fb.watch/FiZwCfTB7j/?fs=e

Tracy's avatar

I don't know why but watching and hearing animals eat makes me happy and I have a sensitivity to certain noises. Humans, not so much. Actually, humans in general raise my cortisol levels. 😁 animals can do no wrong in my opinion.

Ruth's avatar

I've found that tons of adults as well as kids get really good results with primitive reflex integration. Think programs like Brain Gym and Rhythmic Movement Training. Bal-a-Vis-X is lesser known but lots of fun. Acupressure points help too.

Here's a trick that's not one of those, but drops cortisol nicely by essentially teaching your back of your body to relax (and helps the vagus nerve too). I call it the Parentheses exercise:

Look to your left, as far as you're comfortable. Pretend there's a parentheses there, and have your eyes slowly trace up and down it. No, slower than that. Use a finger if that's difficult, so you can watch the finger do the tracing. See if you can find a place -- or multiple places -- where it seems to skip or stick, or you feel somewhat different, and then back up an inch or two. Take a deep breath, and go much more slowly yet over that. Do that for a few minutes, or until you feel yourself relaxing quite a bit. Then repeat on the other side.

Great for going to sleep, when your body won't relax.

rolandttg's avatar

1. Practice gratitude. Every day. All day. Even for the small things in life like making a traffic light. Be grateful for whatever awful things happen to you that could have been more awful.

2. Make a good night's sleep a priority.

3. Exercise regularly.

4. Get rid of shame, guilt , fear, and hate. Trust me, I know this is the hardest one, and I 'm not there yet, but I work on it every single day. The hardest one for me is learning to forgive people who have wronged me.

That's it. You don't need a doctor or any expert to tell you. That is the blueprint for lowering cortisol. . Dr. Linda's breathing advice is sound to ground yourself after you (invariably) become upset, angry fearful, etc. Remember your vagus never too, and look up ways to use it to calm yourself.

Margot Wooster's avatar

The only way to fix #4 is Jesus. We feel guilty because we ARE guilty, because all have sinned against the holy God. He alone can wash it away.

SD Scott's avatar

Old Covenant to New Covenant.

Margot Wooster's avatar

The whole Bible points to Jesus ā¤ļø

Franklin O'Kanu's avatar

Hey Austin - have you tried meditation? Prayer? Journaling? These things usually take all the pressure off the mind which then decreases stress, then cortisol. Don't know if any of those have been options yet or not

Austin the Pug-puppy's avatar

Yes, but thank you. I even learned how to do Neurofeedback. Most of the time it helps me get BACK to sleep.

The journaling was a colossal failure. I don't recommend telling anyone who has a key to your house that you do this.

Bgagnon's avatar

šŸ˜³šŸ˜•

SD Scott's avatar

Try this prayer to reverse generational curses:

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59c2b2a77131a52b1df7dfe0/t/69150575522710008d3c10e7/1762985333757/Anton_Prayer.pdf

It may help your sleep (depending on the cause of your trouble) - it will definitely benefit your peace of mind!

FH's avatar

And then when you don’t want the journals anymore…

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Yoga....meditation....breathing..

Make time for yourself.

P Flournoy's avatar

Meditation on scripture works best

Quiltlady's avatar

I like to recite Psalm 23. The words to the Hymn "To God Be the Glory" works too.

luluweaver's avatar

Like your name a lot!

robren72's avatar

Lots of good advice here, but I'll add the supplement that really changed my life: Integrative Theraputics Cortisol Manager. Take two per night, two hours before bedtime for two weeks (or until you can sleep normally again) and then cut back to one. I've been using it for years. I get mine from Amazon, it's cheaper to buy the 90 tablets ($68 vs $25 for 30 tablets). Prior to that, my bedtime moved around the clock constantly because of my chronic insomnia- never knew when I'd be awake. I'm one of the weird people who get MORE wound up when trying to meditate.

Susan Seas's avatar

Ditto, the silent one will take me out eventually. Always hear how not enough sleep causes X y Z … stress X y Z … I’m in trouble 🄓

Gloria Magee's avatar

Look into grounding/earthing. The best place to start is a book by Clinton Ober, ā€˜ā€™Earthing The Most Important Health Discovery Ever!’ It contains one study after another. The products from his store, Earthing.com, are researched extensively, the benefits are innumerable!

MaryAnn's avatar

My pillowcase is grounded, (groundluxe.com). It is magic. Could be psychological but I fall asleep so quickly and stay asleep most nights. Not sure what happens on the occasional 3:00 am wake-up though. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

Gloria Magee's avatar

It’s not psychological. The studies are out there and it does wonders for so much of the body. But it requires well designed equipment (like your pillow) and consistent use. I hope to never sleep ungrounded again and I intend to add more opportunities with other grounding options. EVERYONE needs to ground. God created the earth, created us, and the connection is intentional. Modern man has lost that.

Juju's avatar
Feb 16Edited

Ok - I suffered from severe insomnia for over two decades. Much of it was triggered by family tragedy, or so I thought. I learned I had hyperparathyroidism, and flew to Tampa to the best surgeons in the world for it. They removed 3 large parathyroid tumors. Insomnia is a common side effect of the disease and I lived with it untreated for over a decade.

But, my insomnia was only half cured by the surgery. Over a decade of conditioning was difficult to change. I did all the mindfulness/prayer/breathing exercises, and used every calming app ever made. No help. I made my bedroom ice cold and deep dark, no devices in the room or an hour before bedtime. Still didn’t help enough.

Then I discovered a combination that really worked for me. I take natural sleep aids along with lipsomal melatonin. The sleep aids I alternate each night the kind so I don’t grow resistant to any: Alteril, Calms Forte, Valerian Root, and my favorite Nature Made Sleep Longer. They all help me be able to fall asleep faster and earlier, but it didn’t last throughout the night beyond a few hours. So I added Life Extension Liquid Melatonin. It was the perfect winning combination. I’ve been getting good long stretches of healing sleep every night and I can get back to sleep rather easily if I wake early.

They say you shouldn’t have more than 5mg melatonin but that was never effective for me. My magic amount is 15mg. Five mg from the sleep aid, and 10mg from the drops.

Austin the Pug-puppy's avatar

Wow... I feel like you're "playing my song." I've actually had an ultrasound of my thyroid and, like all other "checks", they found nothing wrong.

I have bookmarked this "episode" so I can refer back.

Thank you.

Juju's avatar

Parathyroids are smaller than thyroid glands. Healthy ones are the size of a grain of rice. There are four of them. They are the ONLY mechanism for regulating calcium in the body. Once that is out of whack tons of other problems can emerge, all causing symptoms wrongly attributable to other conditions.

50% of the parathyroid tumors never show up in scans. Two of my three were not detected with any scans or ultrasounds. I’ve also had my scans misread many times, the one that showed up was even attributed to a ā€œfatty cystā€ by a hack radiologist. Only an experienced surgeon should diagnose the scans.

Just fyi

Because hyperparathyroidism causes a boatload of various diseases, I always refer people to parathyroid.com to become informed about it. It’s the best collection of facts and data on planet earth, and even offers diagnostic tools. While women commonly get the disease, many men do too. So many conditions have been improperly diagnosed by undetected hyperparathyroidism. There are about 22 common symptoms and they mirror many other conditions making it hard to discern. But decades of faulty diagnostic criteria that was never corrected have caused many people to die too soon because left untreated it can rob you of 8-10 years of your life. It’s one of the most destructive diseases, yet all the attention goes to high blood pressure or high cholesterol. šŸ™„

Kaycee's avatar

Doctors are pretty much all captured by the hospital system in which they are employed by and have "protocols" of sub-standard of care. Look to see if you can find concierge clinic in your area. Many of these doctors left the establishment so they could actually treat the patient as an individual and not based on an algorithm.

Leslie B's avatar

Try L-Theanine 200mg or Calm CP by a company called Neurosciences Lab to lower cortisol.

Austin the Pug-puppy's avatar

I have ordered the Calm CP. I'll let you know.

kara's avatar

In addition to all these great suggestions, you might try "Cortisol Manager," a supplement made by Integrative Therapeutics. My DO/functional med dr. put us on it about 10 years ago and it has really helped. You take one or two tablets at night.

Austin the Pug-puppy's avatar

Sadly, I've tried this, twice.....nada, but thank you.

Daphosill's avatar

Minerals imbalance...check out book...Cure your fatigue by Morley Robbins. Magnesium, copper and iron need to be in correct balance. Many of us suffer adrenal fatigue due to stress and depleted foods and diets far from what grandparents ate. It's a process to heal. Nourishing and nesting. Letting your body know its safe and you will provide stability helps.

Joanie Higgs's avatar

Watch this hour-long documentary and see if it doesn't de-stress and uplift you. This self-help tool works like a damn: https://youtu.be/CADTkM1aoP8

kittynana's avatar

@Dr.- Here's an interesting question in regards to your comment: CAN cortisol be reduced? What if we had childhoods where we were constantly on guard and our brains are wired for flight or fight more than the average person's?

Dr Linda's avatar

I have recently been reminded of the importance of circadian biology through this writer.

https://zaidkdahhaj.substack.com/p/modern-eye-care-through-a-circadian?publication_id=1244072&post_id=187462392&isFreemail=true&r=12bubw&triedRedirect=true

Cortisol & melatonin are wired into us.

It’s not a new field but has become more sophisticated. I am going to take some classes .

Sherry 1's avatar

How DOES one lower their cortisol???

On an island's avatar

Cuddle your cat 😻

Tonya's avatar

Especially when it is purring

Juju's avatar

Or get a new warm puppy. I hit the jackpot with our newest, she LOVES to wrap her entire body around mine throughout the night, molding perfectly around my neck or hips or legs - but usually my neck. It’s dreamy

Ned B.'s avatar

I've used ashwagandha for several months now with a noticeable reduction in my stress levels.

Ashwagandha is a potent Ayurvedic adaptogenic herb that helps the body manage stress, significantly reducing anxiety and cortisol levels. It is commonly used to improve sleep quality, enhance cognitive function, boost physical strength/recovery, and potentially increase testosterone in men.

Juju's avatar

A good combo is Ashwaghanda/L-Theanine

Dee Garrison's avatar

Oops, hit send by mistake. That was number 1.

#2 drink water with salt/electrolytes asap upon waking.

#3 move gently, like a slow relaxing walk before coffee.

#4 get sunlight into your eyes before any man made light.

I think it is working. I’ve listened to several podcasts suggesting this approach.

Dr Linda's avatar

Several good examples above

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

Touch grass, 20-30 minutes of NON-sun screened sun a day, (sun is not your enemy), and if all else

fails, a

little help

from

your

friends Mark&Rita. šŸ¹And prayer!

SD Scott's avatar

Standard Process Drenamin can help.

5-HTP helps some people.

Dee Garrison's avatar

In the AM no blue light for 90 min.

Synickel's avatar

And increased by caffeine intake.

Aegeandreams's avatar

Those 4 sound like personal responsibility needs to play a part, first and foremost, not expecting and relying solely on MAHA. Independent accountability.

Franklin O'Kanu's avatar

Agreed— and this is the point: health is a personal choice and should not be dictated out to anyone else

Aegeandreams's avatar

Are you implying MAHA is dictating?

CHop's avatar

What about bacteria, fungus and mold? (All which I believe have been weaponized)

Franklin O'Kanu's avatar

Great question and there’s so much work that shows how these are helpful in certain situations. But unless they fall into toxic exposure, bacteria, mold, etc has beneficial properties - a lot more than I can speak too but that’s a high level overview

rolandttg's avatar

100 % right. You must have at least 3 of those 4, and you will probably have all 4, to get cancer, or probably any disease

Torrance Stephens's avatar

First, JAMA has become the scientific version of the National Enquirer.

The whole rise from zero to over 100,000 GitHub stars and millions of visitors happened in weeks, not months, for the OpenClaw project, blows my mind.

There are reports documenting OpenClaw agents are autonomously purchasing cloud servers with Bitcoin, provisioning them, topping up credits, and even deploying child agents, all without human confirmation. That’s more than just simple automation; it’s autonomous economic activity.

Also, OpenClaw includes a configuration hook that allows the agent itself to replace or alter its system prompt in memory. This means its behavior could change silently, without external code edits (a powerful but controversial capability buried in the design).

shayne's avatar

When I used to ask my father silly questions, he always answered.... Why is a mouse when it spins? The higher it goes the fewer.

You have just been Jimmy-ed. šŸ˜‚

Ranbo's avatar

A simple solution is for Congress or the FDA to immediately adopt Europe’s 400 acceptable ingredients and drop our 10,000. However nothing simple or logical occurs quickly in D.C.

Renea Buchholz's avatar

No logic. While they harass raw milk drinkers… pour out gallons of it when they catch it being transported. They allow poison in foods. Reminds me of the tax money they want from me, while shoveling billions of dollars to early learing centers. Make it make sense!

ViaVeritasVita's avatar

As I have just finished my third mug of raw whole grass-fed Jersey milk with some coffee in it..... (FamilyCow in Chambersburg for any Pa residents reading--they have a delivery schedule around the commonwealth)

Aegeandreams's avatar

There was recently a recall on raw mild with Listeria. Press when gaga over it. The bottom line was to stop drinking raw milk. Same propaganda, different day, all hail raw milk!

Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Yet, the covid DeathVax is still on the market.

Aegeandreams's avatar

but most have caught on not to get it, that is the good news.

Fred's avatar

To those who took mRNA shots and the resultant adverse effect on their immune system, think twice about raw milk. Listeria only infects the immunocompromised, and we’ve had multiple local outbreaks in the last year or two compared to baseline (sorry, no source; all anecdotal).

CHop's avatar

Big Dairy doesn't want raw milk to catch on so that they can continue their sloppy practices and extended shelf life. It's not about health, it about big business saving money and cutting competition.

Jeff C's avatar

We had a ten paragraph post a week or two ago from some industry shill defending Roundup (glyphosate) and heavy metals in foods. It was the typical dazzle them with sciencey-sounding BS propaganda, i.e. you people are too stupid to understand "the science" and there's actually nothing wrong with eating poisoned manufactured food. Thankfully, several people called him out.

Unfortunately this is what we are up against. The processed food industry is hopelessly corrupt and the masses have been propagandized for so long that they will believe almost anything. Yes, Lucky Charms is good for kids, the TV told me so!! Praise God for what RFK Jr is doing, but the government isn't going to save us. It takes that individual realization that eating real food (as our ancestors did) is infinitely healthier than eating slop made in a factory and sold in a box.

Seems obvious but that slop has been deliberately designed to be addictive, and it is *hard* to stop. I've fallen off the wagon many time myself. Fortunately real food tastes really good which helps bring me back.

Susan Seas's avatar

My husband has started reading the ingredients list. (He always thought I was crazy for doing so) He now understands there is nothing ā€œnatural ā€œ in ā€œnatural flavoringā€

My friend has told me for years she doesn’t want to know and now texts me constantly asking ā€œis this bad??) 😁

rolandttg's avatar

When I see anything labeled "natural, ", I immediately move on. It is code for don't buy it. Natural on a label means (this is really crap, aka dog crap is natural, as is snake venom and vomit) but we think you will still buy it if it says natural.

Dena's avatar
Feb 16Edited

Tell your friend about the Yuka app. Damn spell check!

Susan Seas's avatar

Yep 100% although they do allow some questionable ingredients, but it’s a great way to start!

Tiny basket of deplorable's avatar

There is an app for your friend. It’s called Yuka

Susan Seas's avatar

Yep use it šŸ˜„

J. Lincoln's avatar

I am old enough to remember the full-page, full colour adverts declaring "nine out of ten NY doctors recommend Kool cigarets, or "I'd walk a mile for a Camel"....and on and on.

CitizenA's avatar

After being demonized as unhealthy didn’t the cigarette industry switch to buying food producing factories - having their scientists research how to make food addictive to the consumer (with no consideration to the health of the public)? The love of money is the root of all evil once again.

rolandttg's avatar

If people have time to face F their phone every waking minute, they have time to look at food labels. If you can't pronounce it, see a seed oil, see natural sweetener (they rebranded high fructose corn syrup) , or it does not sound like food, don't buy it. See any one of those, put it back and stop reading.

Susan Seas's avatar

Yep we have the power to put them out of business. See Bud Light šŸ˜‚

SD Scott's avatar

But government subsidies.

KBB's avatar

Are you referring to the same Congress that subsidizes ultra processed food by paying for it with SNAP benefits? I was at the local farmers and crafts market this weekend and the cotton candy booth had a sign that they accept SNAP. God help us.

Taiga Rohrer's avatar

Actually it is entirely logical what happens in DC, the problem is it is evil and corrupt, anything can be done to the plebes for the right amount of money and power...

Bard Joseph's avatar

Campaign lobbying will dry up.

Watchful's avatar

Keep in mind that those ICE warehouses could be used by another administration to house the future equivalent of Covid dissidents or freedom loving truckers. It's a two edged sword. I'm all for deporting people who ought not be in the country. However, that's a lot of money for a relatively short-term project.

Jeff C's avatar

Yes but it doesn't matter, we have to do it.

Don't fall into the logical trap that we cannot act today because our actions *might* be used against us in the future. Plenty of bad-faith actors use this technique to ensure nothing can ever change. Otherwise smart people fall for it without thinking through the logical implications.

Watchful's avatar

True. We always need to be aware of the possibilities, though. No government is completely good. Awareness and holding all leadership to account is as good as it gets.

Julie crosson's avatar

WE need to stop the ā€œprocessingā€ of illegals- then wouldn’t need the space - just round them up - put on bus and head south the way they came- gone!!

Fred's avatar

That’s what I meant to say, Julie. Thank you!

Fred's avatar

Deport, don’t house. Let that ā€œdue processā€ for illegals go to the SC. Or has it already? Not my area of expertise, by a lonng shot.

Gym+Fritz's avatar

$38,300,000,000.00 - that’s about the same amount of money that a stadium full of Somalians in Minnesota can scam over a 4-year Biden presidential term!

Neil Kellen's avatar

Yep. And a Democrat administration would not hesitate to use it that way.

J. Lincoln's avatar

A democrat is anyone who cannot describe what a woman is (or isn't).

Richard Whitney's avatar

The Patriot Act was only supposed to last for 5 years.

Mrs. RW

CMCM's avatar

It's like many people say....anything, any bureaucracy etc. that you create in the government, even if designated "temporary"....it never goes away.

Cherie's avatar

I 100% agree with this and thought the same thing when I read how much they are spending on this

for what should be a temporary problem, since not as many sneaking over the boarder now. I don’t trust the Dems but also do not trust people in power- especially on the heels of all of the Epstein info being released!

RunningLogic's avatar

It’s a very important project though and even with that money being spent, it will save more money especially in the long term.

Fred's avatar

I still don’t like the permanency of it; just ship ā€˜em out and use the money to fight the resistance in courts (preferably after they’re gone).

RunningLogic's avatar

I just think the logistics of that might be more complicated than it seems šŸ˜•

Fred's avatar

If we retain them on USA soil, doesn’t that give them additional rights as in, ā€œunder our jurisdiction?ā€

RunningLogic's avatar

Good question, I don’t really know šŸ˜•

Tim R's avatar

Yep! These look a lot like the concentration camps the Australians used for jab refusers.

Juju's avatar

It’s not a short-term project. That was the point of the news

Watchful's avatar

If on-going deportation and tighter borders is happening, at some point there won't be a need for massive holding facilities for illegals. My point is that if they exist, they can be used to detain anyone.

Juju's avatar

Or … they get dismantled and repurposed as distribution warehouses when no longer needed. šŸ™„ We have to stop fearing doing what’s necessary because of all the potential ā€œwhat ifsā€. You can spin ANYTHING into a what if scenario to make it negative.

Joanie Higgs's avatar

Yes; sunsand. Yay for ousting the criminals but once they're all gone, who'll those prisons be used for next. Perish the thought.

Barbara Lee's avatar

They can be used to rehabilitate aka CECOT El Salvador style our own overflowing jails. It’s not enough to lock people up, feed and house and bore to death for the entirety of their prison term. We need to rewire them, reskill them, re-moralize them, re-citizenize them. Work, education, exercise, prayer, structure, reward, discipline and finally graduate to a life that isn’t criminal. And that goes for drug addicts and the homeless.

Barbara Lee's avatar

What about turning them into copies of the rehab prisons of ElSalvador. It’s time we do some significant rewiring of our criminal population. Those that CAN be reformed need more than ā€œtime outā€ in jail. They need what the less seen parts of CECOT are doing. Work, education, prayer, socialization, skills, time to get it right!! Then reintegration into society.

MaryAnn's avatar

Agree Barbara! Tucker’s interview with Ryan Zink, (J6’er now runnng for congress in TX and suing the US gov as a result of his incarceration in the US gulag), was shocking in what happens in our privatized prisons. Cells with raw sewage, moldy food, raw chicken packed into his water pipe (he saw a piece floating in the bag he used as a cup) to poison him, ā€˜meat’ soaked in bleach… He lost 50 pounds in approx 3 months. They tried to kill him. He was one of the lucky ones.

His crime: he was filming for his dad’s campaign for office. He never went inside the capitol.

Private prisons should be outlawed. These detention centers would be a vast improvement.

blablavatskaya's avatar

exactly, ssw. Creating a standing army of bureaucrats along with these fancy new prisons.

I was hoping the factories would revert to being factories after their TEMPORARY use as holding cells.

there's nothing good about this news.

CHop's avatar

I thought the same thing. They ran an Event 201 style simulation in Europe. This time it wad a virus from pigs with polio-type effects hitting mostly children.

Fred's avatar

Agree. I’d don’t want permanent housing for the illegals (not to mention the cost of supporting them). Deport ASAP.

Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

People still watch 60 Minutes? I loved watching them when they began in the late 60's. At what point did they become the propaganda machine for the deep state?

I do hope Trump has plans to help us all financially this year so we can all share in the big celebration of our Republic. Happy Presidents Day.

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

re: "In 1958, Congress created the GRAS classification to exempt common household ingredients like salt and vinegar from full FDA review. Seems logical, but as usual, they mangled the good intentions; the language was too broad."

Not buying the "good intentions" piece - otherwise they would have locked it down from the get go - I'm certain the legislation was made broad intentional in order to let big food do what they did. And Im certain the "legislators" were paid well by big food to do it.

Oh, and to answer your question, no, I do not watch 60 minutes and haven't for years. They are as crooked as big food and "our" corrupt congress.

Kennedy is doing magnificent work, following Trump's lead, for the American people.

Hey Childers, "evacutory aperture"? Excellent! I will be remembering that one for future uses.

william howard's avatar

next up - seed oils

Peter Schott's avatar

I'd more likely chalk GRAS up to "laziness" - though there were likely some "good intentions" there as well. That whole "high trust" vs "low trust" thing. Written for a high trust, moral society where people understood that "salt" or "rice" would be in that list. Taken advantage of by low-trust people and companies. It's quite likely that the initial authors really didn't expect big food companies to do what they did - I think this is slightly before the food companies _got_ really big and started donating to the AHA and such to demonize fat and promote grains/sugars.

Dan (100% All in MAGA)'s avatar

Big food and big gov have been screwing the American people for decades, we are only just beginning to understand the magnitude of the screwing, thanks to President Trump and his team.

Ellen's avatar

Remember it's now Bari Weiss at CBS. I haven't watched 60 mins in 20 years, at least.

Johnny-O's avatar

Good luck with "help" considering Trump has surrounded himself with economic vultures of wealth - not creators of wealth.

Valerie's avatar

Glad to see you back with your always-negative takes. Such a refreshing change from Jeff’s optimism. šŸ˜‚

Conservative Contrarian's avatar

I get the impression J-O is positive Trump has surrounded himself with economic vultures of wealth - not creators of wealth. 🤠

Johnny-O's avatar

Sorry if reality hurts. We need wealth creators in office, not wealth extractors.

kittynana's avatar

@Johhny- we're just extracting from those who owe us. Bigly.

Johnny-O's avatar

People seem overly confident...I'll believe it when I see it. The government is currently spending more money than pre-DOGE, but I doubt many here are aware of this.

Franklin O'Kanu's avatar

Agreed - There's no economic help that won't come at a steep price. The problem is to deep, decades long, and is enriched with monetary policy from the 1913 that needs to change. This is why the debt is rising and the dollar is falling: https://unorthodoxy.substack.com/p/the-great-theft

Bard Joseph's avatar

"Now time grows short. History will not allow the people of Shem additional centuries, or even decades, to come to their senses and realize what is going on. Just as they have been victims of massacres and genocides for centuries, the people of Shem now face the determination of the Canaanites to exterminate them utterly and finally. a goal they hope to achieve by the end of the millenium."

The Curse of Canaan

Eustace Mullins 1987

Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

Bard - surely you know that most of us are descendants of Shem, not just Judah. It is not "history", but Yahweh who will bring final judgement on his people for rejecting him.

Juju's avatar
Feb 16Edited

We used to love 60 minutes too. They were so interesting and eye opening when they did real, unbiased journalism untouched by lobbyists and advertisers. It’s been near 20 years since we were regular watchers. They became so corrupt and foul I can’t bring myself to turn it on again. I know Bari Weiss is supposed to be turning CBS around, but that’s a big ugly tank to move even an inch. It may take years before anyone can really trust them again. Maybe a name change is in order, just a tweak: ā€œYour Traditional 60 Minutesā€. The Trad 60

Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

Love that. Yes, I haven't watched them in years.

Aegeandreams's avatar

stopped watching that a long time ago bc of their fanatic leftism.

Bard Joseph's avatar

From the Gulag planned by ICE.

Paging Alexander Solzhenitsyn.

Sue Thompson's avatar

What gulag offered medical and dental care, a law library, and someplace to recreate? And sent people somewhere (home or the country of their choosing, just not the US) within a given period? Solzhenitsyn was 8 years in a camp.

Julie crosson's avatar

This is all on Biden’s failure

Ellen's avatar

Really, it kinda chilled me too.

Aegeandreams's avatar

Go for the Gulag, we need a bigger boat for all the illegals.

James Goodrich's avatar

Jeff Childers, I posted this on Saturday. Your essay that day pointed out just some of the good things that Trump has made happen. Trump was certainly betrayed a thousand times and got stronger from it, my point. Knowing you obviously owe me nothing, but I’d love a response, would you rather a comment like mine not be posted? If you would be so kind to answer, I would honor whatever you say. Is my comment a positive or a negative to your sub stack? People have the choice not to read JG’s posts. Here’s my comment from Saturday.

Positive Saturday Comment

Always think the troubles we face can become a blessing, just look at the positives happening these days.

40 years ago I built a garage on my property to run my business out of. A few years later a couple of guys, broke in and stole all of my tools. It was a strange feeling going into that empty building and coming to the realization that people were in my shop the night before, stole all of my equipment and basically shut my business down.

It didn’t take long to realize quitting, was not going to happen. Slowly I bought new tools. Little by little I began to secure my property and the building. Eventually I made my shop a very difficult place to break in to. The thieves had made me stronger.

Many times there are people in your life that help you move forward. I’ve had friends help me, I’ve had neighbors help me, one who did my bookkeeping God rest her soul, and of coarse my family has been there for me. But this enemy helped me in a different way. They made me strong, more resolute. The people that robbed me gave me a drive to better secure my property and my equipment. To this day I still better protect my livelihood. In a way my enemies were a blessing.

God puts all kinds of people in our path. At times it can be people that are against us. David would never have reached the throne without Goliath. Sometimes God will put enemies in our life to keep us stirred up. He’ll allow critiques, doubters discourages, even some haters so when you feel tired, think you want to give up, you’ll keep pressing forward shaking it off, not because you feel like it, but because you don’t want the enemy to think they stopped you. Many times God will use your enemies to push you to success, put you in a position of promotion. (Just like Trump, added apologies).

Psalm 23:5 says ā€˜God prepares a table before me in the presence of my enemy; He anoints my head with oil; my cup overflowsā€. So many times our enemies turn into powerful blessings. They sometimes can direct our life into a more successful path. We may not like it as it’s happening, it may not feel good at the time, but sometimes our biggest detractors can be our best motivators.

Judas was ordained to betray Jesus. At the time it seemed like a bad break. But if he hadn’t betrayed Jesus there wouldn’t have been a crusifiction, without the cross there wouldn’t have been a resurection, without the resurrection we wouldn’t have redemption, no salvation. So the man that betrayed Jesus, the person that sold him for 30 pieces of silver, was just as critical a part of his destiny if not more so than the others.

Sometimes we shouldn’t complain about the person that betrayed us. If they walked away they didn’t set you back they set you up for the fullness of your destiny. It may not have been fair, but if God allowed it, it was a step towards your fate, it inevitably was to bring you favor.

Happy Optimistic Valentines Day! J.Goodrich

John 12:46 Jesus said ā€œI have come into the world as the light, so that no one that believes in me should stay in darknessā€.

nik's avatar

Love the perspective on Psalms 23 , good food for thought.

I’m not JC , but I’ve enjoyed your comments JG . Bless your day šŸ™

ViaVeritasVita's avatar

That's very helpful, James Goodrich. I have had many reasons to consider, with unfortunate (?) frequency, two verses--paraphrased, "Those whom God loves, He chastises" and "For I know the plans I have for you, plans for good and not for ill"

SD Scott's avatar

You meant it for evil, but God meant it for good.

-Joseph, prophet, dreamer, redeemer, prince

ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Indeed, and thanks for adding to the list.

RunningLogic's avatar

Great post, and a timely reminder!

CMCM's avatar

Some good quotes from the past, and there are many more:

Ernest Hemingway in A Farewell to Arms:

ā€œThe world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places.ā€

From Rumi

ā€œThe wound is the place where the Light enters you.ā€

From Friedrich Nietzsche

ā€œThat which does not kill us makes us stronger.ā€

From Winston Churchill

ā€œIf you’re going through hell, keep going.ā€

Richard Whitney's avatar

Thank you for writing that.

Mrs. RW

Jpeach's avatar

As a former Ho Ho’s and Ding Dong addict (decades ago), I celebrate RFK Jr. and CBS for saving current and future addicts. Little Debbie has been warned.

St. Alia the Knife's avatar

Tom, I actually laughed out loud when I read this. We have several family members named Deborah, most of whom are quite petite. When we became aware of the "Little Debbie" brand, my brother started calling one of the Deborahs, "Little Debbie Honey Buns"! Thank you for the laugh this morning!

Mrs. "the Knife"

Guy White's avatar

OMG the hostess lineup was part of every home packed school lunch as a kid. Not to mention all the sugar-laden cereals and ā€œpastriesā€ and other junk we had. What were our parents thinking? Sure we liked them, they were feeding an addiction we didn’t know we had! It’s a miracle my brothers and I didn’t become diabetics or struggle with obesity as we easily could have. I still tend to reach for sugary treats but it’s more controllable now, aided by education and knowledge. We’ve learned a lot and committed to much healthier choices now. Looking back on those daily bad decisions, I have to thank God for His protection.

MaryAnn's avatar

I have Hostess to thank for that ā€œfreshman 15ā€ I added so long ago. 🄓

Jeff S's avatar

In NY, we ate Drake's Cakes: Yodels, Ring Dings, Devil Dogs, and Coffee Cakes.

Jpeach's avatar

Lots of Tastycakes in the MidAtlantic.

Tiny basket of deplorable's avatar

Peach, yes butterscotch krimpets were the best

Jeff S's avatar

We used to tease a college basketball buddy from Virginia about being a "Tastykake All American." He didn't think it was funny. Hahaha.

Jpeach's avatar

I was a TK Butterscotch Krimpet addict too. I’m lucky to be alive.

Jeff S's avatar

These human bodies are amazing machines.

J. Lincoln's avatar

...steaks at Tad's, oatmeal at the Automat. Cheesecake at Lindy's, anything at the Russian Tearoom.

Jeff S's avatar

I always liked the Carnegie Deli. Remember the Horn & Hardart (on the southeast corner of 42nd Street and Third Avenue)? It closed in 1991.

J. Lincoln's avatar

Yeah, that was the last one. I understand that there's some sort of effort to bring the Automat(s) back to life.

Jeff S's avatar

That'd be great. I think? It would also be nice to ride to one in a Checker Marathon cab.

J. Lincoln's avatar

Looks like we are gonna need a Time Machine. I also remember all the old deli's with cockroaches running back and forth inside the window sills. I'll take a pass on that.

NoVA mom's avatar

Yum - coffee cakes!

Jacquijacq's avatar

Don’t forget Scooter Pies and BOSCO in our milk!

Jeff S's avatar

My brother loved Scooter Pies and Yoo-Hoo!

cat's avatar

My Ding Dongs had foil on the outside. That makes me prehistoric in age 🤣

Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

They were so good back then! Nowadays, they taste like dry wax. I tried one and didn’t even finish it.

Valerie's avatar

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but apparently the coffee study wasn’t a very well-done study. I mean, I’m going to keep drinking mine just to be on the safe side, but it probably doesn’t really decrease risk of dementia, or we cant really know at any rate.

https://open.substack.com/pub/sensiblemed/p/coffee-is-great-but-it-does-not-prevent?r=z2cc5&utm_medium=ios

Dr Linda's avatar

As one of the commenters said: I am in my second cup, not taking any chances.

Good post

Valerie's avatar

He’s a pretty good follow.

Dr Linda's avatar

Another very wordy guy, though.

william howard's avatar

and from a podcast on brain food - honey and cinnamon are good for your brain - so now my coffee comes with honey and cinnamon - oh & btw 3 or more cups/day extends life span as well

MaryAnn's avatar

I have been ordering Watkins cinnamon extract from Amaz to add to my coffee. That little bottle travels with me. It is so good and it just might give my metabolism a boost.

Aegeandreams's avatar

And wonder if they spray the coffee trees with roundup?

Matt's avatar

If anything the caffeine opens the blood vessels. And if you have high blood pressure, doctors tell you to drop the coffee while turning you into a (preferably) pharama experiment

NAB's avatar

Caffeine is actually a vasoconstrictor which can lead to increased blood pressure, increased heart rate and (in my case), irregular heart beats. It's a similar response to adrenaline.

Matt's avatar

"Caffeine acts as a complex vascular modulator, typically causing transient vasoconstriction (narrowing) of blood vessels, which can temporarily increase blood pressure and vascular resistance. While it often constricts peripheral vessels, it can simultaneously cause vasodilation (widening) in specific areas like the brain, helping alleviate headaches. Moderate intake is generally safe and potentially protective, but high doses may increase risks of arrhythmias."

Curious Jane's avatar

My experience is that the dilation is helpful if you have the type of migraine related to constriction. However, the rebound effect is an even worse headache.

SD Scott's avatar

Probably temporarily increases circulation to the brain, which keeps cells alive.

I’m thinking blood thinning enzymes are another help (Nattokinase, serropeptase). They certainly cut down on TIAs / stroke.

kittynana's avatar

@Matt- actually, the caffeine constricts the blood vessels. Migraines happen because of dilated blood vessels. Caffeine helps with that.

Matt's avatar

ICYMI

Caffeine acts as a complex vascular modulator, typically causing transient vasoconstriction (narrowing) of blood vessels, which can temporarily increase blood pressure and vascular resistance. While it often constricts peripheral vessels, it can simultaneously cause vasodilation (widening) in specific areas like the brain, helping alleviate headaches. Moderate intake is generally safe and potentially protective, but high doses may increase risks of arrhythmias."

NAB's avatar

I like the Sensible Med people. They are all about the evidence.

Valerie's avatar

Agreed! Even if sometimes I can’t follow the articles, lol.

NAB's avatar

And this makes me feel better because I have extreme caffeine sensitivity and there is no way I could drink that much caffeinated coffee :)

Carolyn's avatar

Actually I read the study weeks ago and it looked pretty good. Dementia probably is caused by the same crap put in foods...ultra processed has caused much more harm than obesity

SHug's avatar

Or caused by the extra "preservatives" in vaccines or the Round Up......

Susan G's avatar

I caught Alex's tweets, and was surprised. I read Jeff's summary, and was surprised. I am unsurprised by your comment, and skeptical of this study, particularly after reading the Sensible Medicine article you so kindly linked. I'm going to continue drinking both coffee and tea, because I enjoy them, and also continue being skeptical of these types of studies.

L. E. Joiner's avatar

Be skeptical of everything!

Jeff S's avatar

Don't believe everything you read, my father used to tell me.

Tom's avatar

Don't believe everything Jeff S' father tells you.

I read that once.

Right here.

Just now.

Jeff S's avatar

Hahaha. "Knuckles" would agree.

KBB's avatar
Feb 16Edited

But your father didn't have the internet. You can believe everything you read on the internet, right? Right?

ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Reading your last two words and seeing a certain meme...

CMCM's avatar
Feb 16Edited

My mom occasionally drank coffee, but boy was she a major black tea drinker all her life. A cup or two of hot tea (always Lipton's) with breakfast. And every single day of the year without fail she and my dad would drink big glasses of iced tea (made with loose leaf Liptons!) for dinner, probably a couple of glasses each. I drank it too. And oh yes...the tea had a couple of spoons of sugar in it, too! My father unfortunately died of cancer at 73, but my mom lived to 95 and she had every one of her marbles until her last day! Similar with my grandmother who made it to 99....daily tea AND frequent coffee drinker. She kept all her marbles intact as well!

Curious Jane's avatar

I'm old enough to remember that doctors cautioned against allowing children to have coffee, because "caffeine stunts your growth". Huh.

Elaine Russky's avatar

Obviously the doctors were tea drinkers. Tea drinkers will never be able to figure out that coffee is better for them.

RunningLogic's avatar

It seems to me that there have been previous studies with the same conclusion though?

SB's avatar

My dad had dementia. He drank 1-3 cups of caffeinated coffee every day. I’m not holding my breath.

Bard Joseph's avatar

Sponsored by the Coffee trust.$$

shayne's avatar

"Not the green growing stuff your miniature schnauzer eats outside to aid his digestion, then comes back in and throws up on your favorite throw rug." This sounds personal.... šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

RunningLogic's avatar

I was thinking the same šŸ˜†

CitizenA's avatar

Thank you for the laugh Shayne. Not only does it sound personal (to Jeff) … but relatable to many dog owners. šŸ•

Elaine Russky's avatar

As a coffee drinker, I figured it out. I kept the mini Schnauzers and got rid of the rugs.

Liz LaSorte's avatar

So we are spending a lot of tax payer money, even though the national debt continues to grow, for America’s birthday party celebrating 250 years of freedom?

If we were truly a free country, I wouldn't be FORCED to have to pay $$ from my paycheck for Medicare. I haven’t encountered Medicare yet, but will in a few years and I remember it with my mom’s healthcare, and it was a pain.

The doctors I want to see as a primary (naturopath) are not even covered in my health coverage, so I have to pay out of pocket, even though I pay premiums out of each paycheck. That's not freedom.

While I believe Western medicine is good for emergency care, it’s not good for preventative b/c too many doctors could care less about the Hippocratic Oath now and will First Do Harm: https://lizlasorte.substack.com/p/first-do-no-harm

JustANobody's avatar

We live paycheck to paycheck, husband will get SS starting in May. Been on Medicare two years since he turned 65. He has to pay monthly premiums and they take out Medicare from his paycheck. Double whammy. So we cannot afford for him to retire either. It's such at messed up system. He is 67 now. I cannot find a way to save. We already do not have " Extras"! He makes decent money but only entitled to half his monthly earnings.Whole thing seems rigged and unfair

Liz LaSorte's avatar

I hear ya. I have always lived pay check to pay check too, and of course when we get older, we will need to see doctors more often. This is so messed up!

JustANobody's avatar

Luckily.. Not me In my 60's. No ailments or meds Knock on wood. Hope you are in good health. Cheers!

Pat Wetzel's avatar

You might want to rethink that a bit.

Liz LaSorte's avatar

I already did decades ago and that's why I exercise religiously and eat real, healthy food - that probably has some pesticide residue left behind if not grown in my garden.

But, sometimes we might need to see the doctor for unpreventable illnesses. And, I should not be forced to choose from a list of government approved doctors, esp. after I had no choice but to pay into medicare.

We are not free!

Elaine Russky's avatar

I think it's the doctors who choose whether or not to accept Medicare.

Elaine Russky's avatar

And the Medicare you pay for covers only 80 percent of the bill.

SHug's avatar

JustA, what state are you in? Medicare/Advantage varies from state to state.

Juju's avatar

I agree with you on the healthcare, but I think Trump is raising money for the celebration. I don’t think the majority of it is being paid by the taxpayer.

And before I ever complain about the cost of a birthday party, I want every fraudster in MN and CA and IL etc etc to return every cent they stole from us. A milestone birthday celebration is a drop in the bucket compared to what those crooks stole.

SD Scott's avatar

Don’t forget ME, too!

With AI so powerful, what is preventing a full DOGE treatment of ALL government spending?

This is what automation should be used for!

Liz LaSorte's avatar

Yes, it is a drop in the bucket in the big picture.

IDK how to get that money back, but an easy way to never let it happen again would be to have the rich fund charities like they used to, and the feds could get back into doing what the function of the federal government should be - protecting us, not taking care of us. It would not be that difficult: https://open.substack.com/pub/lizlasorte/p/let-the-rich-fund-charity-again?r=76q58&utm_medium=

Jeff S's avatar

It's not health care. It's the Road to Ruin.

SB's avatar

Yea, RFK Jr is doing good stuff but if he doesn’t find a way to include alternative Drs on Medicare and insurance, I’m going to be really upset.

SHug's avatar

What really frazzles me is - Medicare/Advantage coverage is DIFFERENT in every dang state! And you can lose your coverage completely if you make even a dollar or two over the $$ levels.

-In NV, there is no Medicare Advantage coverage at all for anyone on Medicare (for disability) who is under 65- so good luck finding a doctor who will accept straight Medicare with the little they pay. Most doctors there only take a few patients with it or the Advantage coverage; the doctor I saw there only took SIX patients a year with Medicare, and only continued to see me because I had been his patient for 15 years.

-In AZ, you can not only have Advantage coverage, you have a multitude of choices, even free if you accept a PPO, where you see specialists only if your Primary Care refers you, and there is an ever expanding (somewhat) coverage of drugs.

But, none of those AZ plans provide ANY coverage if you are visiting in NV or AL and need care while there, even for emergencies - zero. And since the Advantage signup takes the place of Medicare, you would no longer have even that in the other state. Probably other states as well. I checked because I wanted to visit family/friends.

-In AL, you have crappy straight Medicare or crappy Advantage plans, that are only accepted by a few places/doctors, and pays towards only a few drugs.

-By moving from NV back to AZ, after 20+ happy years, we were able to save at least $400+ & $300+ per month due to differing levels of coverage and drug coverage/costs. THAT is why so many seniors retire here. So, $700-800 a month almost paid our mortgage while we had one. And under my private disability coverage, I was required to apply for disabilty/medicare and to see doctors a certain number of times a year to maintain monthly disability payments to match only 60% of what I was making. Even though my condition (verified with blood/genetic tests) generally worsens with time, & so will not improve- it also adds auto-immune comorbidities like party favors - I still have to maintain those dr visits to get paid.

-I'm sure other states also have differing levels of coverage. Medicare is national, so if we are going to have it, the coverage & Advantage plans ought to be national and cover all 50 states, don't you think? Make it make sense!

Elaine Russky's avatar

All of our health care is ridiculous, for the richest and most advanced country in the world. Medical care and drugs are too expensive, health care and Medicare offer only partial or no coverage, and many Americans can't afford insurance for themselves and their minor children.

Mcgeehee's avatar

Your post just convinced me to stay in Korea.

SHug's avatar

Plus - one GENERIC drug I do take is priced at $171 for one MONTH! For a generic, even with Medicare!!!!! The brand name is over $600 a month

Aegeandreams's avatar

Have you looked into moving to a socialized country that offer the medical you want Liz? That may be a better option for you. I know 2 people that have done this and are very happy they made the move.

Liz LaSorte's avatar

Your friends must have expendable money to do that. And if they made their money the old fashioned way, good on them, but only someone with expendable money would think that way.

Most of us struggling to stay in the middle class do not think that way, b/c we simply do not have it, not because we are not frugal, but because we were forced to pay most of EU's NATO bill so they could treat their citizens to "affordable" health care, let alone all the other welfare we are FORCED to pay.

We are not free; that's the point.

Aegeandreams's avatar

We are the freest in the world! I celebrate it. We are blessed to live in this country although it would be much improved without the demons in skin suits called democrats.

Liz LaSorte's avatar

I understand your sentiment, and I thought that myself until I realized what really happened in 1787 and that Brutus predicted all the corruption in our government (from the uni-party - not just the dems) because he understood human nature and read history. If interested, here's my take on Brutus: https://lizlasorte.substack.com/p/brutus-was-right-about-everything?r=76q58

We the People did not keep our constitutional repubic, as Franklin predicted.

I want my children to enjoy the American dream, and their children, and so on, as I'm sure you do as well. But, if we don't see our reality and face it, it will only get worse. And I believe if I was truly free, I wouldn't be forced to pay for medicare - that I have no faith in along with a number of issues.

Aegeandreams's avatar

All we needed was to look to the Bible for corruption, Brutus was not really needed in that respect. And, nothing is free in life, there is always a compromise or trade-off in some way and yet the American Dream is still achievable by many.

Carolyn's avatar

You need to realize that America has been subsidizing that socialist healthcare..now that is going to change..the people who have to wait months for treatments or surgery may not agree it is so great.

Austin the Pug-puppy's avatar

Is all the crap sprayed in the sky considered "GRAS?"

Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

ā€œSo there you go! Drink your coffee, read your C&C, smile, and rest easy knowing that both activities are now scientifically associated with improved cognitive outcomes.ā€ āœ…āœ…

Dr Linda's avatar

ā€œThe scientists were surprised— and a little embarrassed.ā€

That’s how we used to do scientific research. Ask a question and observe the answer. THEN ask more Questions.

Maureen ODH's avatar

Yes! Dr Linda… exactly what my microbiology and clinical psychology professors always insisted… ā€œ Ask a question and observe the answer. THEN ask more Questionsā€ … and… ā€œyour research doesn’t start with designing questions nor ends tabulating answer's, but in continuing to test the results with ever more defining questionsā€

Bard Joseph's avatar

And the source of funding

Dr Linda's avatar

That is the tricky part.

Neil Kellen's avatar

For decades, Dems have been degrading the brand "USA", and Trump understands why it must be renewed and how to renew it. It's about damn time. Dems better get on the "Proud of the US" train, or be delivered to the train station.

Neil Kellen's avatar

yes; metaphorically...

Bard Joseph's avatar

We will need new train rails to the concentration camps.

Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

And what will become of the ICE detention facilities when Trump’s term is over? Who wants to bet they’ll be ā€œwelcoming centersā€ where millions of ā€œnew Americansā€ will be introduced to their new entitlements and set forth into the community?

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Or reeducation camps - I don’t even like writing this

Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

I share the same concern…kind of. I will never allow anyone I know to be put into any type of camp.

Susan Seas's avatar

Me either, it terrified me. Now I tell myself we would be in good company šŸ˜…

Aegeandreams's avatar

How about democrat demonic worship instruction camps or democrat propaganda camps.

Bard Joseph's avatar

Like Stalinist Russia.

william howard's avatar

well removing the democrats largest voting base will help republicans stay in power - now if we could only figure out how to stop dead people from voting democrat

Jacquijacq's avatar

And if we could only figure out how to get the Republicans to not be RINOs

Dr Jen | Syringa Wellness's avatar

Or dissident centers if the party in control changes. 😬 šŸ¤”

Bard Joseph's avatar

Only one party. The Trotskyites in control.

Juju's avatar

Maybe once all the illegals have been returned to their home countries, the facilities can be used for the new asylums we need for all the deranged, unhinged, murderous progressives.

Valerie's avatar

Oooh good thought

Valerie's avatar

I have to say… the picture is a distribution center, not a warehouse. I’ve learned the difference because about 20 of them have been built across from the entrance to my neighborhood over the last 3 years. And no, I’m not pissed. It’s way better than putting in 10k apartments and the attendant traffic. The distribution centers will mostly add traffic to the 2 freeways, not local roads.

Susan Seas's avatar

IMO these were planned before when we were supposed to be locked at home for 10 years and that was the way we would get anything those plans were changed, but the plans to build were still moving forward. ?? Maybe they think for future use? And now I’m hoping they’re just bought by ice.

Valerie's avatar

Either that or all the trillions printed during Covid had to go somewhere. I guess we should be grateful that these are actually buildings and not more fake business or NGOs funneling cash back to the democrat party through act blue.

Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

They are going up all over the US and to what end? How much crap is there to ā€œdistributeā€? It seems ridiculous, but investors don’t generally waste money, unlike government.

Valerie's avatar

One of them is a MACY’s distribution center. They’re still around? Who is ordering from them?

cat's avatar

Macy's adds those perfume blowcards to everything they ship. Maybe they have a warehouse full of those blowcards. I don't like smelling like an old lady so quit buying from Macy's.

Elaine Russky's avatar

Out of curiosity, which perfume do you like and which makes you cover your nose?

cat's avatar

I don't like any fragrance. I used to like and wear fragrance years ago, but I don't recall any brand. In the last 10 years, I got skin allergies to all sorts of things, and fragrances were one item that I decided to avoid because the term is all encompassing so there's no way to know what's really in a fragrance.

Fragrances are everywhere. For example, laundry detergents and softeners. There's an ingredient in most all detergents, and every single fabric softener, even those supposedly "safe" for eczema and similar, that causes major skin reactions, so besides avoiding all these laundry items, I can no longer trust buying any fabric type thing that was previously owned/worn.

In general, I find the continual use of all these room scents and whatnot, and the addition of fragrances to many household items, to be alarming. I believe that overuse of these scented items can trigger skin/nasal allergies in people and pets.

Aegeandreams's avatar

I do once in awhile.

Susan Seas's avatar

Most of our new ones are empty. Say for rent but still building more …

Valerie's avatar

Ours are mostly empty too.

L. E. Joiner's avatar

The distribution centers are basically freightyards for trucks. They should put those loads back on the trains and save the roads for cars.

Richard Whitney's avatar

I'm pretty sure that "distribution center" is a new name for warehouse.

Also, "fulfillment center" which they apparently got straight from Disney

Mrs. RW

Valerie's avatar

Warehouses store goods, distribution centers take product off one truck and put it on another one within hours.

Bard Joseph's avatar

We sure dont want to deport them. They can be new ICE recruits.

Bard Joseph's avatar

To house victims of the next imagined plandemic.

Aegeandreams's avatar

well they are getting better taken care of in these new facilities than many Americans and our tax dollars paying for their medical/dental needs. I call BS to that.

Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

JD will use them to finish exporting invaders.

Ned B.'s avatar

Alex Jones called it Prison Planet.

Skeptical Actuary's avatar

If the SAVE act is passed we shouldn't have to worry about that for a long time.

Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

JD will use them to finish exporting invaders.

shayne's avatar

I thought the same.