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Tom's avatar

"Get on our mailing list! You don't want to miss any incriminating updates!"

I will exercise discernment.

But those who want to go ahead and try to physically jab me against my will can find out how that turns out.

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Credenda's avatar

They won’t have to jab you. You will breathe it in or ingest it with your salad. Then eventually you will have to submit to a blood test showing that you’ve produced the desired antibodies and then they will leave you alone ( maybe).

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Tom's avatar

Cutting out salads now. Except taco salad. 'Cause taco salad is legit.

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nik's avatar

😂

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nik's avatar

Key word being (maybe)

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Tamsin's avatar

Maybe I'll stick with lime jello salad with pineapple tidbits and tiny marshmallows. 😬

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Credenda's avatar

Lol diabetes salad. I’m just going to grow parsley and call it a day. I eat mostly carnivore anyway.

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