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I’ve been reading Jeff for 4 or 5 years, have never missed a post. And yet….. I didn’t clue in til the dog biscuit. Am I proud of my gullibility? No I’m not. 😅
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
I’m reading Jeff’s post at 2am on April 2. That’s my excuse for believing Biden really was hoping to run again and all the snark was Jeff mercilessly making fun of him-All the way up to “April Fools!” Anyone else who believed until the end can come sit with me in my tent of shame.
To all of us didn't that didn't get it until the puzzle and dog biscuits....
That means we all Totally believed little Chucky Cheese Schumer actually said
“Joe could beat me in a foot race. If he were ten years older, he would still outthink the warmongering imposter currently hogging the Oval Office.”!!!
I actually do believe he’d be capable of saying something like that, especially the part about Feinstein! But I knew the rest was nonsense (except for the Joe running again announcement because I totally could see them running him again since he was such a useful tool for them last time) 😡
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
I think the fact that he didn't mention the date in his opening blurb was a hint of things to come. I swear, by the time I got to the end of his prank, I couldn't breathe! It was priceless! Thanks, again, Jeff!
That's exactly what makes a good April Fools' joke work. I've pulled off many in my younger days all because what I was telling people was completely believable...until it wasn't!
DEMS suddenly became so very Agist and Elder-phobic since the stammering tongue-tied Biden-Trump debate in June of 2024. They'll recover from it as soon as they have another opportunity to support an old sick white guy who's being challenged by an energetic Conservative of color. The highest principle of a Democrat is to have no principles.
04/01/26: I cordially disagree. Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets that are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that his getting back into politics --- The Return of The Auto-Pen! --- simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
I got the same when I clicked on the last link twice. That's when I started asking myself "Am I crazy or what?". Luckily I was at the point where Jeff wished us all a happy day!
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
I made it almost to the end before light dawned, but then I totally fell for the NPR radio piece years ago (when it was not so biased) about maple trees in New England exploding if they weren’t tapped in time. I mean, I TOTALLY fell for it. Shared it with my family when they all got home, and they merely looked at me meaningfully and asked me the date.
I'll have to admit I got about 3/4 of the way through before I realized it was an April fools day bit. I DID realize it before he said April Fools, though.
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Not fooled for a moment by Jeff's opening Babylon Bee-ish 2028 Big Guy Comeback coverage...now if it had been Hunter Biden or Dr. Jill Biden instead of old sick Joe, then yes, it would have been believable.
A few years ago, my son called me with the news "Anna's pregnant." Anna was my 22 year old grandson's girlfriend. And he didn't even pause when he added "And that isn't all. Nicole is pregnant, too. She was my grandson's ex girlfriend. I didn't say a word. But a good 30 seconds came and went before he said, "April Fool!" I hung up on him.
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
what Pope Leo XIV said in his Palm Sunday message: That Jesus “does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying, ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen. Your hands are full of blood.’”
I confess that that was “me” as long as I was a regular church-goer (as, in, all my life but for the past decade). When I ceased to be such, I began to read the Bible from Gen. 1:1 through to Rev. 22:21. Causes me to think of this as an analogy—getting some other kid to do your homework for you.
Guess the pope knows zip about the history of God’s chosen people and how many wars they had to wage, and many times because the Lord directed them to do so. Hard facts. War is awful, we all agree.
God sent His son to, and through, His Chosen People. The humble and wise ones followed the teachings of Christ. The others persecuted Jesus and his followers. God gave them a full generation to follow the Truth. In 70 AD, Titus destroyed the Temple and the faith that was centered on that.
Nowhere in scripture does God express that attitude toward "the nations." He chose the Jewish people (through Abraham) to bring blessing to the nations, by revealing God's holiness, wisdom and character before them. His purpose was to reach the nations through the Hebrews. They failed at that, but God knew they would; he already had a further, more comprehensive plan for the salvation of the nations; Jesus the Messiah, descendant of Abraham.
'Nuff said, if you don't understand this, you just don't (want to) get it.
Thanks Rev. I understand what you say and you are correct. I don't get it. All of it makes God like a comic book character plotting It's next move. Everyone can speak to God. Like Madge said, "you're soaking in it now." No chosen people or Messiahs needed. But to each his own belief. Best to you
For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.
There isn’t. But he must read a lot of narrative media or listen to people whispering in his ear instead of having his ear to the ground. IMHO the last two have had bad advisors.
Agree. The Bible was read to me and interpreted from the pulpit. Rote memorization was the only ‘teaching’ I got. “Who made you? God made me.” “Who is God?” etc. We were not to deviate from that script and to not even think of questioning it. Being Catholic back then was easier than being Christian because the priests and nuns handled all of it for me. In confession, I would recite three sins, say the penance prayers, and get a fresh start on the next week.
Thankfully, some of today’s Catholics do read the Bible. 🙏🏻
Yes, we do. Cover to cover. But admittedly I’m one of those Catholics that left for Protestant Bible reading church and then returned to Mass. I love both services.
I currently attend 9am Mass (for past 1.5 years) and 11am Protestant services which my wife and I have attended for 20 years. Catholicism is my origin faith, and after my Mom passed it’s where I go to feel close to her. I also had the opportunity to walk St. James Camino last year which was so wonderful and healing. Catholic Mass now enriches my life in ways hard to describe, and not like before when I was a teenager. There is nostalgia for sure, but also a beauty of worshiping our King with a cross section of my community that I don’t experience at Protestant church.
Islam teaches violence and death to non muslims. How can he contradict himself so brazenly? You can't condemn war and champion Islam when they are self professed jihadists who want to take over the world for Allah 🤡
Why hasn't he condemned violence towards women trapped in Islam?
As a non-Catholic I hope you also understand that Catholics can and DO criticize what the pope says. The "papal infalibility" thing only applies in an extremely narrow sense when making a proclamation of doctrine.
You’ve conveniently left out Patton’s prayer for good weather so that he could go kill our enemies. Guess what? The Lord granted us good weather to kill Germans. Go ply your crap amongst the illiterate.
If he is talking to everyone, ok. If he’s singling out one “side,” not ok. No one is clean, so Popes have traditionally spoken to both/all sides of conflicts arms to appeal to each to make peace. They had also seemed to be much more in the know about who was doing to whom clandestinely. They didn’t follow mainstream news.
Article I, Section 4, Clause 1 of the Constitution:
“The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof.”
Katherine Clark
👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
“Wrong.
The Elections Clause gives states the initial role to set time, place and manner, but expressly authorizes Congress to enact nationwide rules for federal elections (House and Senate races), including voter registration, list maintenance, fraud prevention, and ballot procedures.
The Supreme Court has interpreted “manner” broadly to include “notices, registration, supervision of voting, protection of voters, prevention of fraud and corrupt practices,” etc.
The Help America Vote Act imposes mandatory minimum federal standards on states (e.g., statewide computerized voter registration lists, provisional ballots, and election administration improvements) and provides federal grants (“requirements payments”) explicitly conditioned on compliance. States must submit plans showing how they meet these standards to receive funding.
The National Voter Registration was also enacted under the Elections Clause. It mandates that states maintain accurate voter rolls (“list maintenance”), offer registration at certain agencies, and accept a federal mail-registration form. Courts have upheld NVRA provisions as valid under the Elections Clause precisely because they target voter eligibility verification and roll accuracy.
Trump’s EO explicitly cites both HAVA and NVRA as authority. It does not create new substantive rules from scratch; it directs federal agencies to implement and enhance existing federal statutory requirements using federal databases (SSA records, DHS’s SAVE program).
Moreover, Congress’s power under Article I, Section 8 to tax and spend for the general welfare includes the ability to attach conditions to federal grants to states. This is classic conditional spending, upheld in South Dakota v. Dole (1987): conditions must be unambiguous, related to the federal interest (here, integrity of federal elections), and not coercive.
- HAVA already does exactly this—grants are withheld or conditioned on states meeting federal election-administration standards.
- The EO (Section 5) authorizes withholding “federal funds from noncompliant states/localities where authorized by law.” This is not a new commandeering of state legislatures; states can decline the funds (and the attached conditions) if they wish. Precedent confirms Congress (and the executive administering congressional appropriations) can use the purse to encourage compliance without directly dictating state election codes.
Finally, Trump’s EO’s core mechanisms operate through federal entities like the post office, not state legislatures:
- USPS rulemaking directs the Postmaster General to require barcoded, trackable “Official Election Mail” envelopes and to transmit ballots only to voters on the federal/state-verified Mail-In/Absentee Participation Lists. USPS is a federal agency; the President may direct its operations via executive order. States are not forced to change their own mailing processes—they simply cannot use federal postal service for non-compliant ballots if they want the service.
This avoids the anti-commandeering doctrine (Printz v. United States, 1997), which prohibits the federal government from forcing state officials to enforce federal law. Here, the federal government is regulating its own property (mail) and funds.
Once Congress has acted (via HAVA/NVRA), federal requirements preempt conflicting state practices for federal elections.
Something I haven't heard mentioned is the inordinate number of exceedingly tight races over the last quarter century in which tiny numbers of votes have dictated the winners.
Yes, with REAL safeguards, the Democrats are indeed toast.
"Something I haven't heard mentioned is the inordinate number of exceedingly tight races over the last quarter century in which tiny numbers of votes have dictated the winners."
Add to that a needed discussion about how to hold the USPS accountable for delivering bags of military absentee votes into ditches and dumpsters.
The USPS (at least some factions) appears to have done their part well in the 2020 election steal. Then the agency was rewarded by being exempted from the Covid vaccine mandates.
Honestly, what other job would have rendered more exposure to germs than the mail service?
One did have to wonder, at the time, just why the Congress and the USPS were exempted from the jab mandates—if those jabs were so very important to human health….And some Congressmen took it anyway—-the teenaged daughter of one took jab and died. Bet you remember that as well. I have long been wondering why Israel pushed the everyone-gotta-get-jabbed plan so very hard.
Ah, Israel…smartest and most courageous people in the world. I sort of believe they saw the hoax, saw the world go mad; and they thought if we resist the vaccination business, we’ll be accused of killing the world (like we’re always accused for every bad thing) and our people won’t be able to travel and do business as normally as possible.
So they made their own saline vaccine and mandated it to give the appearance of being all in with the program, while not poisoning themselves.
They did after all get pagers to Muslim enemies that blew their nuts off if they didn’t outright kill them. Israeli’s are really excellent at intelligence and infiltration. That’s how a nation the size of New Jersey survives with a large portion of the world lusting for their extermination.
No we were not. I don't know where you heard that the USPS was exempt. I had to endure much crap and I had to tell my Postmaster that I was ready to go to court. I never got the Jab and I never wore a mask once while working at USPS.
Trust me, I was a wonderful employee, and I made sure I was smiling all the time.
I knew that no peer reviewed study with masks where available, and Truth is powerful.
And in CA, Newsom exempted prison guards from vaccine mandates due to their union pressure. The prison guards union was either the number one or two largest donor to his campaigns.
Correction: The agency was mandated; but then quickly received favorable response to legal action and effectively was not subjected to what took place in other workplaces.
Since COVID the mail doesn't get delivered in a timely manner. It takes up to 10 days now for mail to go across the country when it used to take a couple of days. And mail to someone in my own county takes up to a week because now it has to travel to a special located to be sorted before it turns around and comes back.
In Memphis, mail delivery was so bad in covid that when my sons were getting married in 2023, I UPS'd their rehearsal dinner invitations in a box to my sister in Nashville and she put them in Nashville USPS & they all were delivered. Mail may be bad all over, but it's super bad in some locations. New Orleans the same.
Especially in local elections where literally a few hundred or thousand votes make the difference. Interestingly, especially in DA races where the 'winners' were heavily funded by Soros associated groups. In purple areas that is a huge deal and sufficient to shift to blue. My R husband ran in 2022, well known from years as prosecutor and on the bench, well respected and heavily favored by even many Democrats because the D candidate was so bad yet somehow lost to that guy. Partial recount yielded some very odd patterns. Any way the election process can be tightened up will at the very least, restore some confidence in the outcomes and make it harder for fraudulent meddling.
So glad you posted that - it needs to be seen far and wide. I saw it on X late last night and bookmarked it because it was such a great explanation. 👍👍
Totally got me! Forgot the date. But what’s that say about the state of the Democrat party when I’m sitting here thinking “we’ve seen worse,” and thinking it’s all in their wheelhouse so believable. 🤣
It was totally believable (the announcement)—the rest of it, I knew was Jeff having fun with it but I would totally not be surprised if they wanted him to run again and be the figurehead so the shadow government could run things again 😡
...and honestly; if the Republicans don't f--- things up, (which they are quite gifted at.) Biden may be the best hope for the Democrats... Either way, it was a great read.
At first, I was like “WHAT THE F”. Then I knew. But it actually would make sense due these clowns and their embarrassing tactics used in these last few years. Great post and God Bless us all!
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Dang, Jeff, good one on the Cabbage - had me going for a couple of paragraphs, then I remembered what today was. Still, scary for a couple of minutes! Now, back to my coffee! 😂☕️😂
Yeah I was getting comfortable with the idea by the time u figured it out which wasn’t until I clicked on the link to Biden’s “Jill Biden managed tik tok account”, you can imagine how forward I was looking to going through those … the truth was a crushing blow ha ha ha
Separate federal and state mail-in ballots is not a hardship nor does it require brain surgery to enact.
South Dakota has separate "Federal voter" ballots for those who live in RVs and barely touch SD soil most of the year. This enables them to participate in federal elections that do impact them, while cleaving them from state elections that do not. https://legiscan.com/SD/text/HB1208/2025
The point is: It's not a big deal to separate federal from state balloting, regardless of the particular state's reason.
Agreed. States already print separate ballots for D, R and I (or undeclared) registered voters. And they're already printed up in what, 15 different languages?
Yup, Deb. They are already ranting that married women won’t be able to vote because their birth certificates don’t match their married names! Good Grief.
Well, the truth is none of these rules that will successfully stop the cheating are a big deal, except that they stop the cheating. And ALL the incumbents want the cheats (and the skim) to stay.
There had to be be some specific deals/pressures going on behind the scenes for the British and German governments to make concessions on "migrant" problems on the same day.
I agree, Skeptical Actuary. It crossed my mind that they know a reckoning is coming and maybe they’re poking the migrant bear so violence will erupt now. That would allow them to tie the violence to the Orange Monster’s actions in Iran rather than admit it’s been there since day one of their failed migration policy. Just Spitballin’ but definitely sensing something other than EU leaders finally deciding to represent their constituents.
04/01/26: BRAVO! Why aren’t all April Fools Days so wonderful?
The Pansy Euros are on the run: Pasty-Face Starmer (UK = Useless Kingdom); The German Dork-Stork; and Macron (France), at this moment being pursued in Tokyo by a fleet of Karaoke-Kamikaze taxicabs.
I do believe you can’t murder but you can kill. The bible is very explicit abt this. You can’t lie in wait to kill someone or plan a murder, nor shed innocent blood. But there is a soldiers prayer—Psalms 144, A Soldiers Prayer: Blessed be the Lord my strength which teaches my hands to WAR, and my fingers to fight. My goodness and my fortress; my high tower and my deliverer; my shield, and HE in Whom I trust. He subdues my people under me. Ps. 144:1-2
The PIPE needs to read his bible. He called Trump a war monger and said God is a God of peace. He is, but he also supported war hundreds of times in the bible. He blessed the solders in war. He told Israel to seek Him regarding whether or not to go to war and if He said no, He would cause them to do poorly or allow them to be slaughtered. When He said yes, He would bless them mightily and help them win— via weather, dust storms and all kinds of things.
Well that doesn’t make sense at all, to me. Of course there was looting but God never said go loot, that I recall. He does say go to war and take all these spoils of war. He directs them to put certain things in the temple and destroy certain things they “loot” but if you’re talking abt run of the mill stealing and pillaging, I don’t think he condones theft— unless it’s the spoils of war.
I’m not a ditch the OT kind of gal. I believe it’s all still pretty applicable.
I don’t think there’s any way God decided we don’t honor soldiers and fighting when it’s needed beginning in the NT/Jesus’ time.
If you do, what say you about the Revolutionary War? The Civil War? Both World Wars? Are you not deep down, really grateful most of those wars were fought? Should we have remained under the rule of King George, king of England forever? Should we have just let slavery stand so we could be peaceful? Should we have allowed 14 million jews to die at the hand of the Nazis instead of 7 million? At what point do you (and the pope) decide e need to remain peaceful because…Jesus? Iran was making nukes. Just let
KC "Peaceful" isn't synonymous with Passive. Jesus tried to teach us how to learn to find common ground with our fellow humans. If we put anywhere near the same amount of time and treasury, focus and creativity, prayers and practice, into our relationships at every level, personal/political, as we do now into war/killing/hate (at every level) - then we would indeed be living out our love of God - as commanded.
Tony, I imagine she is cavorting with my own mother up there … my mom is SO FUN and I think she must have many heavenly pals to worship Jesus with. All the mothers floating around in a worshipful pack! I can almost see them! Lord, please hear our hearts when we mourn the mothers we have lost … bless them and oh, Dear Father, keep their living children on paths of righteousness until You bring us home one day. Amen
May God have Mercy on the medical community for what they did, and what they didn't do.
I truly believe that I was able to get my father in law two more years back in 2020. North Florida Regional Hospital was going to let him die, but they didn't know my uncle was on the board for the Kidney Foundation.
My eyes are filling with tears. Then I get so angry at what they did to our families. Knowing the horrors is maddening. How many of our loved ones would still be here right now if not for the monsters in Big Harma and the med profession.
A day of remembrance that brings fresh grief. We have known our parents longer than any human beings so losing them is very very hard. Hoping Jeff's April Fools' Day joke brought you a bit of reprieve from sadness remembered on this day.
"Conversion therapy" -- more a dysphemism than a euphemism, IMO. Unlike such gently insidious terms as "gender-affirming care" or "revenue enhancement", the term "conversion therapy" seeks to demonize the specialist who is trying, by actually TALKING to the young dysphoric patient. Not to "convert", but to find out what ELSE might be going on in the young person's head BEFORE any irreversible medical intervention happens.
Talking. Debating. Always a problem for the "gender-affirming" crowd.
The ironic thing is that they are transing a lot of gay kids, and the "conversion therapy" line comes from the old days when they tried to teach gay kids to be straight.
Now they just drug and mutilate them.
And idiot liberals support that because of the label. Propaganda works.
Yes, and the term “ Conversion Therapy “ used to sometimes include electroshock therapy and drugs given to induce vomiting etc. Hopefully none of those practices and only talk therapy as outlined in the lawsuit will be allowed to be performed, Mrs. RW. Many of those children desperately need counseling.
As a Licensed Marriage Family Therapist who was first licensed in CA. We were threatened that if we even had sessions where a client was wondering if maybe they are not gay we could lose our license. The Board also raised an eyebrow to praying with a client. As an aside, I have seen almost every faith practice. I have even had a Muslim ask me to pray with him. This is all infringing on my freedom of speech & trying to legalize what I can or cannot say in a private session. Well…I moved to Texas where I have the freedom to practice without fear of losing my license.
I will pray with clients that ask for prayer. I live in rural Hill Country but 1 hour from Austin. I have seen 4 girls during the plandemic that wanted to start hormones. I have seen 2 men (that heard from God) & detransitioned off hormones & one had his fake breasts removed. (They worked with me after the fact.) I also have had 2 women who had “detrans” from living as an identified male. They both were living as lesbians. Surprisingly, both through 2 years of therapy, they are in relationships with men. They want to get married & have babies! Do you know most of what I did in all of their sessions?
They processed their childhood trauma.
They processed the sexual abuse.
In the process of addressing the trauma they chose their own destiny. I didn’t affirm anything in the session. I didn’t affirm that they were gay, straight, or trans. They affirmed their own beliefs & identity. Old school therapists like me were taught to not affirm anything for a client. It’s their life. They have to choose their own path. (The only thing I do affirm is getting out of dangerous physically abusive relationship.)
If you use trauma informed care for clients to process their own trauma, many times they choose healthier choices in life. It all starts with allowing “lowly” therapists to have the freedom to speak without the threat of losing their license.
Surgical Gender Mutilation... or sit-down and chat about it first, understand why you're confused or just being an adolescent. And yet the first is called 'care' and the second is 'dangerous' and 'prejudiced'.
I remember the term ‘conversion therapy’ being used with gay people a while back when they would go to a pastor for counseling about it. It is a deeply manipulative term.
04/01/26: BRAVO! Why aren’t all April Fools Days so wonderful?
The Pansy Euros are on the run: Pasty-Face Starmer (UK = Useless Kingdom); The German Dork-Stork; and Macron (France), at this moment being pursued in Tokyo by a fleet of Karaoke-Kamikaze taxicabs.
As a long-time writer of April Fools fake stories, the cardinal rule is that you have to start with a story that sounds reasonable and then slowly lead the reader down the garden path to absurdity. I think everybody knew from the first sentence that there was no way Joe Biden was going to make a comeback.
Nevertheless, you did get in a few howlers! Loved the 500 piece jigsaw bit!
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Why aren’t all April Fools Days so wonderful? The Pansy Euros are on the run: Pasty-Face Starmer (UK = Useless Kingdom); The German Dork-Stork; and Macron (France), at this moment being pursued in Tokyo by a fleet of Karaoke-Kamikaze taxicabs.
I've read accounts that the raping of young white girls started in the 1960. The elites looked the other way so they could get the voting blocks to stay in power. Over 12 years ago a friend told me that it was no longer safe for women to walk alone in small German towns. All thanks to Angela Merkel who wanted to seem compassionate. But this isn't just a left thing. The Bushes were all in on the one world craziness and junior gave us the Patriot Act. Remember the 'you're either with us or against us' for anyone showing a dissenting view? Covid showed those weapons were pointed inward to US.
If Missy Mogle had been my child, I would have tracked down the POS that murdered her and killed him myself. But first I would have used some Dexter techniques to make him feel what he had done to her, that innocent child. Then I would have cast my concentration on that overweight, double-chinned putrid judge for she is part and parcel of that murder and she should be forced to pay a price. You don't hurt children, ever. Even Jesus did not tolerate that in Matthew 18 v6: "If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea".
..The judge states that "a convicted (but not yet sentenced) pedophile" 'had “no violent criminal history”' - UGH!!! (I'm certain she means "prior", but that is an irrelevant argument since he generated his own violent history as evidenced by the conviction) This shows that our judicial system has fallen off the cliff. How will we hoist it back? I do not think impeachment is adequate to impart the lessons that must be conveyed to the woke liberals who allow this. It is happening in Minnesota, North Carolina, South Carolina - and those are just because of recent cases I could cite.
Except it’s not true that ugly women are protected from being raped, which is what I assume is being implied. I also do realize it’s a joke about her unattractiveness (which I can agree with) but the idea that this only happens to attractive women is a myth too many people still believe. So if I seem pedantic by belaboring the point, fine, accuse me of not having a sense of humor, but I still think it needs to be said.
04/01/26: Good point. The swipe against Merkel is justified because of her complete lack of humane consideration for the victims, but it does spill over into a macabre logic that stinks.
I made it to the fourth paragraph before I recalled today's date. Because....it IS because of today's date. Right? Right?!
Anyone who has read C&C for any period of time over a year should have expected this from Jeff, yet he's SO GOOD at what he does! 😁
I’ve been reading Jeff for 4 or 5 years, have never missed a post. And yet….. I didn’t clue in til the dog biscuit. Am I proud of my gullibility? No I’m not. 😅
C'mon man, you know o'l Joe would have been nibbling on that dog biscuit while drinking his ensure...
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Because we could totally see Joe doing that, it isn’t far fetched at all (no pun intended re: the dog lol 😆).
Me too! Been reading for 3 years…he got me! Busted!
I’m reading Jeff’s post at 2am on April 2. That’s my excuse for believing Biden really was hoping to run again and all the snark was Jeff mercilessly making fun of him-All the way up to “April Fools!” Anyone else who believed until the end can come sit with me in my tent of shame.
To all of us didn't that didn't get it until the puzzle and dog biscuits....
That means we all Totally believed little Chucky Cheese Schumer actually said
“Joe could beat me in a foot race. If he were ten years older, he would still outthink the warmongering imposter currently hogging the Oval Office.”!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually do believe he’d be capable of saying something like that, especially the part about Feinstein! But I knew the rest was nonsense (except for the Joe running again announcement because I totally could see them running him again since he was such a useful tool for them last time) 😡
I clued in a bit earlier, but he still hooked me in the beginning and I’ve been following him for 5 years.
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Same!
Right???? 😆😁
I think the fact that he didn't mention the date in his opening blurb was a hint of things to come. I swear, by the time I got to the end of his prank, I couldn't breathe! It was priceless! Thanks, again, Jeff!
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
🤣😅🤣😅🤣 I had to get to the dog biscuit fed to the puzzle before I got it!!!!!
But you must admit that is within the realm of possibility, given the subject.
That's exactly what makes a good April Fools' joke work. I've pulled off many in my younger days all because what I was telling people was completely believable...until it wasn't!
DEMS suddenly became so very Agist and Elder-phobic since the stammering tongue-tied Biden-Trump debate in June of 2024. They'll recover from it as soon as they have another opportunity to support an old sick white guy who's being challenged by an energetic Conservative of color. The highest principle of a Democrat is to have no principles.
WELL DONE! Mr Childers! You had us dead to rights, your plausibility skills are outstanding!
I was hooked - Biden running ?!
Same! Also had a mini heart attack when I began reading. 😁
I kind of hoped it was true. The entertainment would be off the charts!
And the R’s would have a greatly increased chance of winning the race if Biden was the nominee again!
I got it earlier than the puzzle because I said to myself”what a joke!” and bzz bzz, the light 💡 came on….April fools
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
The interviewer should get an Oscar for keeping a strait face through the whole thing. Fer shur.
04/02/26: Advice overherd ("Moo!") on the Straight Face Poker Channel (cable TV): "Never interview to an inside straight."
Me too! Laughed all the way thru and loved it - great Childress humor!!!
Touché! 😉
04/01/26: I cordially disagree. Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets that are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that his getting back into politics --- The Return of The Auto-Pen! --- simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Same😂😂. And mostly because it said Biden put together a 500 piece puzzle….but the biscuit thing really dinged the April fools bell
I loved that line, lol!!
Did you click on all his links in the story… Hilarious!!!😆
I wish I had done that from the start because it made everything even funnier 😆🤣 Jeff even Rickrolled us! 🤣🤣🤣
Jeff's never gonna give you up.
"Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you..." lol
😆 I sure hope he never gives us up! 😁
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfELJU1mRMg
Exactly what I came to the comments to say. We got Rickrolled!
Awww,now I have to go back and do that! I certainly got a morning belly laugh.
Thank you,Jeff!
Thanks for the tip - I was sad Sleepy Joe video cut out before he could bring up Corn Pop.
Yeah the Corn Pop part is classic 😆
I had never seen that Biden video before and now I wish I hadn’t seen it! He’s so disgustingly creepy!
He sure is 😳
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
I didn’t but I’m going to after I read the rest! 😆
OMG, I went back and clicked on the links…hilarious!!! Classic Childers humor!
All I got when clicking was ads for local dementia clinics!
I got the same when I clicked on the last link twice. That's when I started asking myself "Am I crazy or what?". Luckily I was at the point where Jeff wished us all a happy day!
@Molly- I didn't until you mentioned it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
@Don- it's Jill. She's the power hungry chick and the elderly abuser.
That she is!
Although Joe has said things since Trump won about getting back in power 😳 if I remember correctly.
@Running- he doesn't remember his own name
We got Rick Rolled!!!! LOLOLOL
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
She’s not just an April fool, she’s a 365 day a year fool 😆
Me too! 🤦🏼♀️🤣
A Biden rerun is entirely plausible, coming from the asshat collection that is today's Democrat Party.
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
I made it almost to the end before light dawned, but then I totally fell for the NPR radio piece years ago (when it was not so biased) about maple trees in New England exploding if they weren’t tapped in time. I mean, I TOTALLY fell for it. Shared it with my family when they all got home, and they merely looked at me meaningfully and asked me the date.
I'll have to admit I got about 3/4 of the way through before I realized it was an April fools day bit. I DID realize it before he said April Fools, though.
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
Hahaha. I made it the end of that first paragraph and said to myself “wait a minute” !! Hahaha. I got April Fooled.
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Agree. It had me fooled for most of the prank.
Same!
I read the first two lines, believed them, then read them to my husband, who said "April Fool's".
Doh.
Mrs. RW
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
Ha, ha, ha.
Mrs RW
I would not put it past the Democrats to support it … they did when was going to run for a second term… he was brain dead then.
Not fooled for a moment by Jeff's opening Babylon Bee-ish 2028 Big Guy Comeback coverage...now if it had been Hunter Biden or Dr. Jill Biden instead of old sick Joe, then yes, it would have been believable.
I thought it was going to be an article about Jill contemplating a run for Pres. Jeff did fool me for a few paragraphs though.
Same here
A few years ago, my son called me with the news "Anna's pregnant." Anna was my 22 year old grandson's girlfriend. And he didn't even pause when he added "And that isn't all. Nicole is pregnant, too. She was my grandson's ex girlfriend. I didn't say a word. But a good 30 seconds came and went before he said, "April Fool!" I hung up on him.
04/01/26: And then you found out that it wasn't an April Fools joke!
Lol, I clicked on the link and found a bunch of ads for Alzheimer's drugs or something, which tipped me off.
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Yeah, me too! He had me sputtering and freaking out, until I remembered what today was 😁....ya got me Jeff!
I knew it right away! Every yr 4/1 first story is joke.
Same here
You guys are slackers. How long have you been availed of Jeff's wit? I was on to him by the third sentence. TAW (Thiel Always Wins).
I loved the revolving door navigation!!!
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And He will be the stability of your times,
A wealth of salvation, wisdom, and knowledge;
The fear of Yahweh is his treasure.
— Isaiah 33:6 LSB
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Amen!!
what Pope Leo XIV said in his Palm Sunday message: That Jesus “does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying, ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen. Your hands are full of blood.’”
And David said, "Blessed be the Lord, my rock, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle".
We are at War with Evil Itself. We will be until Jeshua returns.
I am in agreement. And that is a large part of my support for this “operation”. Issued pellet guns, and told to “aim for the eyes”.
Yeah, David wasn’t calling on the Hallmark greeting card deity.
Problem is, most churchgoers are only glancingly acquainted with the Bible.
I confess that that was “me” as long as I was a regular church-goer (as, in, all my life but for the past decade). When I ceased to be such, I began to read the Bible from Gen. 1:1 through to Rev. 22:21. Causes me to think of this as an analogy—getting some other kid to do your homework for you.
Reading verse by verse is a lot different than clipping & pasting to suit a man made narrative.
Exactly
Guess the pope knows zip about the history of God’s chosen people and how many wars they had to wage, and many times because the Lord directed them to do so. Hard facts. War is awful, we all agree.
God sent His son to, and through, His Chosen People. The humble and wise ones followed the teachings of Christ. The others persecuted Jesus and his followers. God gave them a full generation to follow the Truth. In 70 AD, Titus destroyed the Temple and the faith that was centered on that.
"God's chosen people"....oy vey, that's some God. Picking It's favorites and to hell with everyone else. Pretty petty God.
Nowhere in scripture does God express that attitude toward "the nations." He chose the Jewish people (through Abraham) to bring blessing to the nations, by revealing God's holiness, wisdom and character before them. His purpose was to reach the nations through the Hebrews. They failed at that, but God knew they would; he already had a further, more comprehensive plan for the salvation of the nations; Jesus the Messiah, descendant of Abraham.
'Nuff said, if you don't understand this, you just don't (want to) get it.
Thanks Rev. I understand what you say and you are correct. I don't get it. All of it makes God like a comic book character plotting It's next move. Everyone can speak to God. Like Madge said, "you're soaking in it now." No chosen people or Messiahs needed. But to each his own belief. Best to you
everywhere all around all the time :)
C Clem, if it helps you feel better, Abram was a gentile when chosen by God.
Now God is a general.
Romans 13:4
For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.
Can't believe there's a pope who hasn't read the Bible.
There isn’t. But he must read a lot of narrative media or listen to people whispering in his ear instead of having his ear to the ground. IMHO the last two have had bad advisors.
Thou shalt not kill?
Except for oil and Wall St.
Not "kill"... murder.
Yes - BIG difference!
Catholics don’t read the Bible!
I beg your pardon 🤔
You can thank the Catholics for having a Bible.
Yep. Original disciples of Christ.
?? 😵💫
Or for persecuting the ones who translated it from the Latin.
For 1500 years there was one narrow road to go Home, but today there's over 40 thousand different denominations claiming their the way.
I think it's clear who's the broad way that Our Lord Jesus has warned about.
Sometimes it was ugly, but this is the enemies temporary playground.
It will become a Footstool for The King.
Viva Cristo Rey
I read the Bible every day, Eileen. Easy to lump people all together with prejudice.
Sorry. I had 16 years of Catholic education and never cracked the Bible once—only the Catechism.
Agree. The Bible was read to me and interpreted from the pulpit. Rote memorization was the only ‘teaching’ I got. “Who made you? God made me.” “Who is God?” etc. We were not to deviate from that script and to not even think of questioning it. Being Catholic back then was easier than being Christian because the priests and nuns handled all of it for me. In confession, I would recite three sins, say the penance prayers, and get a fresh start on the next week.
Thankfully, some of today’s Catholics do read the Bible. 🙏🏻
Hmmm…my children had many years of Catholic education and they were taught from and about the Bible extensively.
But I pretty sure that there was a Bible available, and you could have asked for it.
Jesus can play hide and seek, and true seekers keep looking.
Just turn around and say Yes.
Following Jesus ain't for sissies, but the treasure is Priceless.
It's a journey, and you are not finished yet. 😁
It’s never too late to start.
Yes, we do. Cover to cover. But admittedly I’m one of those Catholics that left for Protestant Bible reading church and then returned to Mass. I love both services.
Steve Wood helped me return in 1991 👍
I lived through the Jesus Revolution days in South Miami back in the 70s.
Ain't no place like Home.
Be Bold and Be Catholic ❤️
Viva Cristo Rey
I currently attend 9am Mass (for past 1.5 years) and 11am Protestant services which my wife and I have attended for 20 years. Catholicism is my origin faith, and after my Mom passed it’s where I go to feel close to her. I also had the opportunity to walk St. James Camino last year which was so wonderful and healing. Catholic Mass now enriches my life in ways hard to describe, and not like before when I was a teenager. There is nostalgia for sure, but also a beauty of worshiping our King with a cross section of my community that I don’t experience at Protestant church.
I do.
Catholic Grade school….all nuns…..5 priests! We were instructed to NOT read the Bible, it would be interpreted for us!
Truth!!
As y'all probably needed in your youth.
Makes sense.
Pope Leo seems to be bending the knee to Islam.
I'd be cautious taking direction from him.
Islam teaches violence and death to non muslims. How can he contradict himself so brazenly? You can't condemn war and champion Islam when they are self professed jihadists who want to take over the world for Allah 🤡
Why hasn't he condemned violence towards women trapped in Islam?
Shame on him for affirming Islamic beliefs.
This team of writers says it better than I ever could…
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-leo-explains-god-does-not-listen-to-people-who-make-war-so-long-as-you-dont-count-david-joshua-elijah-saul-josiah-gideon-samson-or-anyone-else-in-bible
Where in the Bible, which is God’s Word, did the pope find that quote? There is no credibility in the papacy.
I'm not Catholic so I don't usually care what he says, but this was stupid.
As a non-Catholic I hope you also understand that Catholics can and DO criticize what the pope says. The "papal infalibility" thing only applies in an extremely narrow sense when making a proclamation of doctrine.
Thank you. Good to know.
You’ve conveniently left out Patton’s prayer for good weather so that he could go kill our enemies. Guess what? The Lord granted us good weather to kill Germans. Go ply your crap amongst the illiterate.
Well Jesus said that he did not come to bring peace but to bring a sword.
"Sword of Truth." Symbolic, not a literal metal sword.
The Pope? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
So Leo effectively denounced the Iranian IRGC who have waged war vs. the USA for nearly 5 decades. We've shown restraint...until we couldn't.
That was Isaiah’s vision of Jerusalem and Judah. Not a quote of Jesus’s.
If he is talking to everyone, ok. If he’s singling out one “side,” not ok. No one is clean, so Popes have traditionally spoken to both/all sides of conflicts arms to appeal to each to make peace. They had also seemed to be much more in the know about who was doing to whom clandestinely. They didn’t follow mainstream news.
But the pope hates Trump so we can assume that’s who he’s talking to
B, scripture address please? I'd like to read that in context.
Article I, Section 4, Clause 1 of the Constitution:
“The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof.”
Katherine Clark
👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
“Wrong.
The Elections Clause gives states the initial role to set time, place and manner, but expressly authorizes Congress to enact nationwide rules for federal elections (House and Senate races), including voter registration, list maintenance, fraud prevention, and ballot procedures.
The Supreme Court has interpreted “manner” broadly to include “notices, registration, supervision of voting, protection of voters, prevention of fraud and corrupt practices,” etc.
The Help America Vote Act imposes mandatory minimum federal standards on states (e.g., statewide computerized voter registration lists, provisional ballots, and election administration improvements) and provides federal grants (“requirements payments”) explicitly conditioned on compliance. States must submit plans showing how they meet these standards to receive funding.
The National Voter Registration was also enacted under the Elections Clause. It mandates that states maintain accurate voter rolls (“list maintenance”), offer registration at certain agencies, and accept a federal mail-registration form. Courts have upheld NVRA provisions as valid under the Elections Clause precisely because they target voter eligibility verification and roll accuracy.
Trump’s EO explicitly cites both HAVA and NVRA as authority. It does not create new substantive rules from scratch; it directs federal agencies to implement and enhance existing federal statutory requirements using federal databases (SSA records, DHS’s SAVE program).
Moreover, Congress’s power under Article I, Section 8 to tax and spend for the general welfare includes the ability to attach conditions to federal grants to states. This is classic conditional spending, upheld in South Dakota v. Dole (1987): conditions must be unambiguous, related to the federal interest (here, integrity of federal elections), and not coercive.
- HAVA already does exactly this—grants are withheld or conditioned on states meeting federal election-administration standards.
- The EO (Section 5) authorizes withholding “federal funds from noncompliant states/localities where authorized by law.” This is not a new commandeering of state legislatures; states can decline the funds (and the attached conditions) if they wish. Precedent confirms Congress (and the executive administering congressional appropriations) can use the purse to encourage compliance without directly dictating state election codes.
Finally, Trump’s EO’s core mechanisms operate through federal entities like the post office, not state legislatures:
- USPS rulemaking directs the Postmaster General to require barcoded, trackable “Official Election Mail” envelopes and to transmit ballots only to voters on the federal/state-verified Mail-In/Absentee Participation Lists. USPS is a federal agency; the President may direct its operations via executive order. States are not forced to change their own mailing processes—they simply cannot use federal postal service for non-compliant ballots if they want the service.
This avoids the anti-commandeering doctrine (Printz v. United States, 1997), which prohibits the federal government from forcing state officials to enforce federal law. Here, the federal government is regulating its own property (mail) and funds.
Once Congress has acted (via HAVA/NVRA), federal requirements preempt conflicting state practices for federal elections.
The democrats are toast.”
David Clements
Thank you for this post
Something I haven't heard mentioned is the inordinate number of exceedingly tight races over the last quarter century in which tiny numbers of votes have dictated the winners.
Yes, with REAL safeguards, the Democrats are indeed toast.
"Something I haven't heard mentioned is the inordinate number of exceedingly tight races over the last quarter century in which tiny numbers of votes have dictated the winners."
Add to that a needed discussion about how to hold the USPS accountable for delivering bags of military absentee votes into ditches and dumpsters.
Perhaps at election time, an ICE agent or Natl Guardsman should ride shotgun with each USPS truck.
The USPS (at least some factions) appears to have done their part well in the 2020 election steal. Then the agency was rewarded by being exempted from the Covid vaccine mandates.
Honestly, what other job would have rendered more exposure to germs than the mail service?
That was part of the psy op.
In real life, you aren't going to get a respiratory virus from moving pieces of paper.
I remember people bleaching their mail!
Crazy times.
Mrs. RW
And their groceries, too. Wild to see adults do this.
One did have to wonder, at the time, just why the Congress and the USPS were exempted from the jab mandates—if those jabs were so very important to human health….And some Congressmen took it anyway—-the teenaged daughter of one took jab and died. Bet you remember that as well. I have long been wondering why Israel pushed the everyone-gotta-get-jabbed plan so very hard.
Ah, Israel…smartest and most courageous people in the world. I sort of believe they saw the hoax, saw the world go mad; and they thought if we resist the vaccination business, we’ll be accused of killing the world (like we’re always accused for every bad thing) and our people won’t be able to travel and do business as normally as possible.
So they made their own saline vaccine and mandated it to give the appearance of being all in with the program, while not poisoning themselves.
They did after all get pagers to Muslim enemies that blew their nuts off if they didn’t outright kill them. Israeli’s are really excellent at intelligence and infiltration. That’s how a nation the size of New Jersey survives with a large portion of the world lusting for their extermination.
No we were not. I don't know where you heard that the USPS was exempt. I had to endure much crap and I had to tell my Postmaster that I was ready to go to court. I never got the Jab and I never wore a mask once while working at USPS.
Trust me, I was a wonderful employee, and I made sure I was smiling all the time.
I knew that no peer reviewed study with masks where available, and Truth is powerful.
USPS was not exempt.
I fought it, and I fought it hard.
For those who couldn't.
And in CA, Newsom exempted prison guards from vaccine mandates due to their union pressure. The prison guards union was either the number one or two largest donor to his campaigns.
My neighbor—whom I used to consider a “conspiracy theorist” (until I became one myself) made this very claim.
Correction: The agency was mandated; but then quickly received favorable response to legal action and effectively was not subjected to what took place in other workplaces.
So, the answer is complicated.
National Guard. ICE has other fish to fry.
Some authorities to keep them honest!
For sure, VVV, our vote is our voice and it is more valuable than currency. Certainly worthy of the highest security available.
NOT ALL mail gets delivered!
Since COVID the mail doesn't get delivered in a timely manner. It takes up to 10 days now for mail to go across the country when it used to take a couple of days. And mail to someone in my own county takes up to a week because now it has to travel to a special located to be sorted before it turns around and comes back.
The USPS is looking for good people. The RCA position is great for a young person who is willing to try to learn all the different routes.
They will call you all the time, if you learn.
Not bad money, and opportunity to advance. The turn over is bad. Kids don't want to work.
Fill out the paperwork online and you will get a call. Vet's get to the top of the line.
I applied for an opening back in 1973. Took a test. Was told I was the highest scorer, but. Veteran got extra credit and beat me.
We’re all noticing.
In Memphis, mail delivery was so bad in covid that when my sons were getting married in 2023, I UPS'd their rehearsal dinner invitations in a box to my sister in Nashville and she put them in Nashville USPS & they all were delivered. Mail may be bad all over, but it's super bad in some locations. New Orleans the same.
Especially in local elections where literally a few hundred or thousand votes make the difference. Interestingly, especially in DA races where the 'winners' were heavily funded by Soros associated groups. In purple areas that is a huge deal and sufficient to shift to blue. My R husband ran in 2022, well known from years as prosecutor and on the bench, well respected and heavily favored by even many Democrats because the D candidate was so bad yet somehow lost to that guy. Partial recount yielded some very odd patterns. Any way the election process can be tightened up will at the very least, restore some confidence in the outcomes and make it harder for fraudulent meddling.
The DA races are a pillar of the Soros plan to overthrow the USA
Burnt inedible toast!
So glad you posted that - it needs to be seen far and wide. I saw it on X late last night and bookmarked it because it was such a great explanation. 👍👍
Thanks for this info.
Which enforces the Truth that we have plenty of laws. They just need enforcement.
Thank you copied for reference
Love David, he is amazing!
Does it say that DHS will have the data digitally?
The barcodes and database will be maintained by DHS.
Biden considering a run… oh! It’s April Fools’ Day! You had me going for a minute!
Totally got me! Forgot the date. But what’s that say about the state of the Democrat party when I’m sitting here thinking “we’ve seen worse,” and thinking it’s all in their wheelhouse so believable. 🤣
It was totally believable (the announcement)—the rest of it, I knew was Jeff having fun with it but I would totally not be surprised if they wanted him to run again and be the figurehead so the shadow government could run things again 😡
...and honestly; if the Republicans don't f--- things up, (which they are quite gifted at.) Biden may be the best hope for the Democrats... Either way, it was a great read.
Kamala seems like she might still be angling for it though…
I had honestly forgotten about her completely... but now that I think about it. I'm not sure there's anything funny about either of them.
Not funny for sure if they are in the position of running anything important 😕
I had the same thoughts about the shadow government
Oops, got me too, I had to post a rant as soon as I read that, lol.
It's the Democrats. Of course he's going to run. Or walk. Or whatever.
Or fall…
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
Hahaha!!!! Exactly!!!! It actually would not surprise me. At. All. !!!!
Got me,too. Then,I got a huge laugh!
Since I still have to go to work. I know the date 😂. So I was totally ready for Jeff’s shenanigans 😆🤣
Well Biden IS a fool, so it would have made sense.
😆🤣
That link to the “hairy legs” speech is solid proof!
To think that he was president of the US!!! 🤯🤯
But, but… he was soooo much more “presidential” than the Orange Man 🙄🙄🙄
I can’t even bare to watch that video. It’s so embarrassing and even more creepy. Oh my, I feel like I need a shower😆
May God have mercy on his soul- lol
I'd be shocked if he didn't think he was fit... at least in the morning!
At first, I was like “WHAT THE F”. Then I knew. But it actually would make sense due these clowns and their embarrassing tactics used in these last few years. Great post and God Bless us all!
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
Don, this HAS to be a joke! Please
She has no idea whatsoever as to what is happening. 🤯🤯🙏🏻
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Would’ve been more believable if it was Dr Jill running for president.
True!
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Best April fools yet. You got me that was awesome.
I would totally believe anything crazy coming from that blue zone masquerading as a political party
Dang, Jeff, good one on the Cabbage - had me going for a couple of paragraphs, then I remembered what today was. Still, scary for a couple of minutes! Now, back to my coffee! 😂☕️😂
Scary? That would be a gift to the GOP.
Yeah I was getting comfortable with the idea by the time u figured it out which wasn’t until I clicked on the link to Biden’s “Jill Biden managed tik tok account”, you can imagine how forward I was looking to going through those … the truth was a crushing blow ha ha ha
That's what I thought initially too...till I realized I'd been Fooled!
Exactly! I was thinking the same thing.
Blessings to all and let’s keep praying for our government
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And Constitution.
One minute of prayer, nationwide at 9:00 nightly. I have an alarm set.
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Separate federal and state mail-in ballots is not a hardship nor does it require brain surgery to enact.
South Dakota has separate "Federal voter" ballots for those who live in RVs and barely touch SD soil most of the year. This enables them to participate in federal elections that do impact them, while cleaving them from state elections that do not. https://legiscan.com/SD/text/HB1208/2025
The point is: It's not a big deal to separate federal from state balloting, regardless of the particular state's reason.
It doesn't require brain surgery but it may require conversion therapy.
Agreed. States already print separate ballots for D, R and I (or undeclared) registered voters. And they're already printed up in what, 15 different languages?
If an “American citizen” can’t read English, how did they become a citizen? Asking for a friend who is wondering why so many languages
But I'm sure that the dems will say it is either racist or will be a hindrance to some trying to vote...voter suppression!!!!!
Yup, Deb. They are already ranting that married women won’t be able to vote because their birth certificates don’t match their married names! Good Grief.
Oh probably 🙄😕 I think Jeff would bet Michelle’s Tahoe on that, or maybe offer to eat his keyboard if it doesn’t happen 😛
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Well, the truth is none of these rules that will successfully stop the cheating are a big deal, except that they stop the cheating. And ALL the incumbents want the cheats (and the skim) to stay.
States rights are important.
Prevents unified oppression.
No mention of paper ballot voting is the real problem.
All else leading to the New World Order.
It pretty much goes against the constitution and gives more power to the fed govt, which may be fine now, but likely not be later.
It doesn't go against the Constitution. Here is an explanation posted by TexBritta
@saige1
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/not-so-easy-streets-wednesday-april/comment/236610446
GO, FLORIDA!!
And Trump’s tweet, “Go get your own oil!” is so very badass, I could cry— tears of respect, admiring tears, if you will.
Agreed with all my heart. I just adore our Pres!
There had to be be some specific deals/pressures going on behind the scenes for the British and German governments to make concessions on "migrant" problems on the same day.
The Vice President?
I agree, Skeptical Actuary. It crossed my mind that they know a reckoning is coming and maybe they’re poking the migrant bear so violence will erupt now. That would allow them to tie the violence to the Orange Monster’s actions in Iran rather than admit it’s been there since day one of their failed migration policy. Just Spitballin’ but definitely sensing something other than EU leaders finally deciding to represent their constituents.
Seeing them deal with the reactions of the armies of ‘migrants’ living large and protected in their midst for so long now will be very interesting.
04/01/26: BRAVO! Why aren’t all April Fools Days so wonderful?
The Pansy Euros are on the run: Pasty-Face Starmer (UK = Useless Kingdom); The German Dork-Stork; and Macron (France), at this moment being pursued in Tokyo by a fleet of Karaoke-Kamikaze taxicabs.
Thou shall not steal
Watch someone protest "But looting is OK". Same as "You can't murder, but you can kill".
Mrs. RW
I do believe you can’t murder but you can kill. The bible is very explicit abt this. You can’t lie in wait to kill someone or plan a murder, nor shed innocent blood. But there is a soldiers prayer—Psalms 144, A Soldiers Prayer: Blessed be the Lord my strength which teaches my hands to WAR, and my fingers to fight. My goodness and my fortress; my high tower and my deliverer; my shield, and HE in Whom I trust. He subdues my people under me. Ps. 144:1-2
The PIPE needs to read his bible. He called Trump a war monger and said God is a God of peace. He is, but he also supported war hundreds of times in the bible. He blessed the solders in war. He told Israel to seek Him regarding whether or not to go to war and if He said no, He would cause them to do poorly or allow them to be slaughtered. When He said yes, He would bless them mightily and help them win— via weather, dust storms and all kinds of things.
What about looting? I'm pretty sure there's a lot of looting in the Bible, so it must be OK. Anyway, that's our story and we're sticking to it.
Mrs. RW
Well that doesn’t make sense at all, to me. Of course there was looting but God never said go loot, that I recall. He does say go to war and take all these spoils of war. He directs them to put certain things in the temple and destroy certain things they “loot” but if you’re talking abt run of the mill stealing and pillaging, I don’t think he condones theft— unless it’s the spoils of war.
KC - That's all OT. That certainly isn't what Jesus lived nor taught.
I’m not a ditch the OT kind of gal. I believe it’s all still pretty applicable.
I don’t think there’s any way God decided we don’t honor soldiers and fighting when it’s needed beginning in the NT/Jesus’ time.
If you do, what say you about the Revolutionary War? The Civil War? Both World Wars? Are you not deep down, really grateful most of those wars were fought? Should we have remained under the rule of King George, king of England forever? Should we have just let slavery stand so we could be peaceful? Should we have allowed 14 million jews to die at the hand of the Nazis instead of 7 million? At what point do you (and the pope) decide e need to remain peaceful because…Jesus? Iran was making nukes. Just let
that go?
KC "Peaceful" isn't synonymous with Passive. Jesus tried to teach us how to learn to find common ground with our fellow humans. If we put anywhere near the same amount of time and treasury, focus and creativity, prayers and practice, into our relationships at every level, personal/political, as we do now into war/killing/hate (at every level) - then we would indeed be living out our love of God - as commanded.
Jesus said, “I come not to abolish the law or the prophets, but to fulfill them.” Matthew 5:17
The notion that Jesus is not the same as the God of the Old Testament is a dangerous heresy that has caused much harm nd confusion.
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
RIP Dear Mom 💚
I look forward to being with You in Paradise, through the Holy Grace of God ❤️🙏
Tony, I imagine she is cavorting with my own mother up there … my mom is SO FUN and I think she must have many heavenly pals to worship Jesus with. All the mothers floating around in a worshipful pack! I can almost see them! Lord, please hear our hearts when we mourn the mothers we have lost … bless them and oh, Dear Father, keep their living children on paths of righteousness until You bring us home one day. Amen
{Tears}, as I imagined my own mom a part of that worshipful pack.
Amen Marlene! I hope it is so. My mom … she was such a good good friend, loyal wise and fun.
Way Cool. I'm the 12th of 13 siblings, but I was her favorite 😂
I was taking my daughter to see her Granny down in Miami when I got the call from my sister.
I'm forever grateful for the parents I had in this journey Home. They both have been absent for a while now, but I truly long to be together again.
This is Our Faith.
As Phil Keaggy sings, What a Day, What a Day, What a Day that will be. ☝️🙏😉
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Blessings to you, Tony! 12 of 13 wow wow wow your mom truly was blessed
She was a Bonafide Saint.
God gave me the best parents. They sacrificed their all for their 13 children and gave them the best life.
And add in spending time with Mary. Can you have Wow moments in Heaven bc that would be one for sure.
She's a Good Good Mother Mary ❤️💚
My mom is right there with all of them!
My condolences on your loss ❤️🙏
My father died 6 yrs ago today. three weeks after everything closed to 'stop the spread'!
EVIL!
Vengeance is Mine says The Lord ☝️
May God have Mercy on the medical community for what they did, and what they didn't do.
I truly believe that I was able to get my father in law two more years back in 2020. North Florida Regional Hospital was going to let him die, but they didn't know my uncle was on the board for the Kidney Foundation.
Thanks God, and Uncle James Clark.
I’m so torn with the thought of vengeance and praying for them to repent. My mom was one of their victims. Remdesivir
My eyes are filling with tears. Then I get so angry at what they did to our families. Knowing the horrors is maddening. How many of our loved ones would still be here right now if not for the monsters in Big Harma and the med profession.
I will not forgive, I will not forget.
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I’m so sorry 😢 What they did is unconscionable 😡
We cannot always wait for God's vengeance.
I’m so sorry for your loss 😢
I’m so sorry 😞
A day of remembrance that brings fresh grief. We have known our parents longer than any human beings so losing them is very very hard. Hoping Jeff's April Fools' Day joke brought you a bit of reprieve from sadness remembered on this day.
Yes, someday further on. Sending sincere thoughts and prayers in your grief and may the ache in your heart diminish a bit so you can breathe again.
I, too, am looking forward to seeing my beloved Mom once again.
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"Conversion therapy" -- more a dysphemism than a euphemism, IMO. Unlike such gently insidious terms as "gender-affirming care" or "revenue enhancement", the term "conversion therapy" seeks to demonize the specialist who is trying, by actually TALKING to the young dysphoric patient. Not to "convert", but to find out what ELSE might be going on in the young person's head BEFORE any irreversible medical intervention happens.
Talking. Debating. Always a problem for the "gender-affirming" crowd.
The ironic thing is that they are transing a lot of gay kids, and the "conversion therapy" line comes from the old days when they tried to teach gay kids to be straight.
Now they just drug and mutilate them.
And idiot liberals support that because of the label. Propaganda works.
Mrs. RW
‘Hey Teacher, leave them kid’s alone’
Yes, and the term “ Conversion Therapy “ used to sometimes include electroshock therapy and drugs given to induce vomiting etc. Hopefully none of those practices and only talk therapy as outlined in the lawsuit will be allowed to be performed, Mrs. RW. Many of those children desperately need counseling.
As a Licensed Marriage Family Therapist who was first licensed in CA. We were threatened that if we even had sessions where a client was wondering if maybe they are not gay we could lose our license. The Board also raised an eyebrow to praying with a client. As an aside, I have seen almost every faith practice. I have even had a Muslim ask me to pray with him. This is all infringing on my freedom of speech & trying to legalize what I can or cannot say in a private session. Well…I moved to Texas where I have the freedom to practice without fear of losing my license.
I will pray with clients that ask for prayer. I live in rural Hill Country but 1 hour from Austin. I have seen 4 girls during the plandemic that wanted to start hormones. I have seen 2 men (that heard from God) & detransitioned off hormones & one had his fake breasts removed. (They worked with me after the fact.) I also have had 2 women who had “detrans” from living as an identified male. They both were living as lesbians. Surprisingly, both through 2 years of therapy, they are in relationships with men. They want to get married & have babies! Do you know most of what I did in all of their sessions?
They processed their childhood trauma.
They processed the sexual abuse.
In the process of addressing the trauma they chose their own destiny. I didn’t affirm anything in the session. I didn’t affirm that they were gay, straight, or trans. They affirmed their own beliefs & identity. Old school therapists like me were taught to not affirm anything for a client. It’s their life. They have to choose their own path. (The only thing I do affirm is getting out of dangerous physically abusive relationship.)
If you use trauma informed care for clients to process their own trauma, many times they choose healthier choices in life. It all starts with allowing “lowly” therapists to have the freedom to speak without the threat of losing their license.
Thank you, Amanda, for that. The freedom to speak. God bless you.
Sending prayers 🙏
Your approach is what I would call sensible and actual healing therapy. Glad you can be somewhere that actually allows you to do your job!
I have long suspected that at least some of the sexual identity issues are often related to experiencing sexual abuse 😞
Thank you for your important contributions to our young people, Amanda! Keep doing what you’re doing! It sounds as though you have fantastic results.
Surgical Gender Mutilation... or sit-down and chat about it first, understand why you're confused or just being an adolescent. And yet the first is called 'care' and the second is 'dangerous' and 'prejudiced'.
I remember the term ‘conversion therapy’ being used with gay people a while back when they would go to a pastor for counseling about it. It is a deeply manipulative term.
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Starmer's last sentence "this will not be easy" was incomplete. He should have said "this will not be easy, because we don't have a navy anymore".
Well, of course the welders couldn't be called to work on Saturday, or even past 5 of a weekday. I mean, really!
He could have said, "this is going to hurt".
I believe the line is "Short term pain for long term gain".
Mrs. RW
I was riffing on a TV show about a proctologist.
Ah, never saw it.
I was riffing on the phrase used by so many talking heads after this war started.
Mrs. RW
04/01/26: BRAVO! Why aren’t all April Fools Days so wonderful?
The Pansy Euros are on the run: Pasty-Face Starmer (UK = Useless Kingdom); The German Dork-Stork; and Macron (France), at this moment being pursued in Tokyo by a fleet of Karaoke-Kamikaze taxicabs.
As a long-time writer of April Fools fake stories, the cardinal rule is that you have to start with a story that sounds reasonable and then slowly lead the reader down the garden path to absurdity. I think everybody knew from the first sentence that there was no way Joe Biden was going to make a comeback.
Nevertheless, you did get in a few howlers! Loved the 500 piece jigsaw bit!
I wish I would’ve thought this was unbelievable. I wouldn’t be surprised by the Demonrats! Ol Joe might be better than anyone else they have. 😂
I sincerely doubt he will even live to the next election! I’m kind of amazed, he made it through his term!
Same! But that wouldn’t bother his Democrat handlers at all!
Of course, some people think he died early in his term and that what we saw after that was actors wearing rubber masks!
Completed in 3 weeks!!!!
We knew he wasn't going to make a successful comeback. We could easily believe he'd try, though.
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
04/01/26: Biden is so crazy/deluded/power mad --- as are, unanimously, Jill Biden and the circus midgets who are the last remaining dregs of his On The Beach entourage --- that The Return of The Auto-Pen scenario simply can't be automatically dismissed as satire (fiction).
Why aren’t all April Fools Days so wonderful? The Pansy Euros are on the run: Pasty-Face Starmer (UK = Useless Kingdom); The German Dork-Stork; and Macron (France), at this moment being pursued in Tokyo by a fleet of Karaoke-Kamikaze taxicabs.
Can’t believe you April firsted me with that! Just shows how crazy the world is now.
Make Biden Great Again could not be worse than MAGA.
04/01/26: Speaking of April Fools…
Miss Teen South Carolina has handed her crown to this No-Kings Einstein…
[There is no such thing as the “Straights” [Straits] and “Gays” of Hormuz.]
https://x.com/Geiger_Capital/status/2038729125653819515
I think she borrowed Prince Harry’s wife’s brain for the interview…
I've read accounts that the raping of young white girls started in the 1960. The elites looked the other way so they could get the voting blocks to stay in power. Over 12 years ago a friend told me that it was no longer safe for women to walk alone in small German towns. All thanks to Angela Merkel who wanted to seem compassionate. But this isn't just a left thing. The Bushes were all in on the one world craziness and junior gave us the Patriot Act. Remember the 'you're either with us or against us' for anyone showing a dissenting view? Covid showed those weapons were pointed inward to US.
If Missy Mogle had been my child, I would have tracked down the POS that murdered her and killed him myself. But first I would have used some Dexter techniques to make him feel what he had done to her, that innocent child. Then I would have cast my concentration on that overweight, double-chinned putrid judge for she is part and parcel of that murder and she should be forced to pay a price. You don't hurt children, ever. Even Jesus did not tolerate that in Matthew 18 v6: "If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea".
That horrible cow judge doesn’t think child abuse is a violent crime?
She is a sick twist. May karma come and collect her and then I will piss on her grave.
I'm with you Lori. I'd have gone to prison for the rest of my life going after anyone who hurt/murdered my kids.
Damn right Shayne.
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it was her stepfather! Sadly he was easy to track down since he shared her home.
You mean the stepdemon. Yes, much easier to track down. Quicker to deal with him and lay him horizontal.
..The judge states that "a convicted (but not yet sentenced) pedophile" 'had “no violent criminal history”' - UGH!!! (I'm certain she means "prior", but that is an irrelevant argument since he generated his own violent history as evidenced by the conviction) This shows that our judicial system has fallen off the cliff. How will we hoist it back? I do not think impeachment is adequate to impart the lessons that must be conveyed to the woke liberals who allow this. It is happening in Minnesota, North Carolina, South Carolina - and those are just because of recent cases I could cite.
It will probably take going to the mattresses as per The Godfather.
Merkel never had any reason to fear being raped, if ya know what I mean.
Yeah she had security.
In more ways than one. meow
Except it’s not true that ugly women are protected from being raped, which is what I assume is being implied. I also do realize it’s a joke about her unattractiveness (which I can agree with) but the idea that this only happens to attractive women is a myth too many people still believe. So if I seem pedantic by belaboring the point, fine, accuse me of not having a sense of humor, but I still think it needs to be said.
04/01/26: Good point. The swipe against Merkel is justified because of her complete lack of humane consideration for the victims, but it does spill over into a macabre logic that stinks.
And now they think they’re going to get tough. This should be interesting.
"What you’re watching is the post-American world order being renegotiated in real time"
YES!!!
This is what I voted for!!
Do it, President Trump!! DO IT!!!!
Boom!