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C Rabbit's avatar

Subpoenas are great. However, the country is in sore need of incarcerations which are lagging far, far, far behind.

Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

Subpoenas must come before indictments. Arrests come before prison time.

ViaVeritasVita's avatar

In other words, LTMW. Thanks Dave, in full agreement.

Fabes55's avatar

I thought there'd be at least one or two indictments at this point.

Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

There have been. Look at Comey and Leticia, the corrupt judicial system protects them. Trump is fighting an entrenched criminal syndicate that doesn't care about justice.

Mary H.'s avatar

It’s ALL theater .

Steenroid's avatar

Saving them for this summer to maximize effect on the midterms. Like don’t fire till you see the whites of there pasty faces.

reality speaks's avatar

Sorry Folks they couldn’t even understand that the Prosecutor on the Comey case was not properly appointed. The DOJ isn’t going to deliver justice ever.

Steve Stevens's avatar

Makes you wonder why they would take the chance of losing the case.

Not to mention the prosecutor, Alina Habba, was Trump’s personal attorney (not because of her looks of course) and has no prior prosecutorial experience.

Abiding Dude's avatar

Have you noticed ANY indictments, arrests or prison time for any of the seditious scumbags of the left? Me neither.

Russiagate... J6 committee... election FRAUD... (Omar's) immigration and campaign finance crimes?

Target rich environment... but Blondi and Kash only shoot blanks.

Double Mc's avatar

The problem isn't Bondi and Patel. It's the totally captured justice system, particularly in Washington DC. If they can't get an indictment from a Left-controlled system, there is no moving forward. How Trump fixes this, I don't know.

SH's avatar

Congress is going to have to get off their bloated behinds and review some federal judges. Maybe some indictments there could also help.

Abiding Dude's avatar

It is BOTH.

Kash and Blondi are stone LIARS... who have betrayed us conservatives, hoping for a LEGIT DOJ and true equal justice under the law.

Yes, the Judicial system is FUBAR.

Willing Spirit's avatar

And after arrests come trials in liberal blue strongholds and appeals, often all the way to the Supreme Court. Not to mention the counter lawsuits for having the audacity to arrest the ‘untouchables’. All of this takes time and many, many legal work hours.

Epstein, as much titillating fun as it seems for some, should have been saved for

later.

Steve Stevens's avatar

So you’re saying the 10,000 attorneys at the DOJ can only work on one case at a time?

PapayaSF's avatar

I keep telling people: before the midterms. These prosecutions are complex and Bondi has to work around Biden holdovers, but Trump will be audacious as usual. Patience!

Ben's avatar

Nothing matters if the judge on the bench is corrupt and willing to just throw everything out.

PapayaSF's avatar

Partisan and corrupt judges are indeed an issue, but they can’t stop all of this. Besides, the process is the punishment. Just dragging them into court costs them money and reputation.

Astragale's avatar

Well, no.

There are serious crimes including the Russia hoax, waiving immigration law to let millions in unvetted, harboring illegals in “sanctuary” cities, election fraud, lawfare, Clinton crimes, Obama crimes, the autopen group…

Telling these people: “You might go to court but nothing worse” is not only NOT punishment - it guarantees they CONTINUE to commit crimes.

C Rabbit's avatar

About those Clintons. Both of them refused to testify in closed-door Congressional depositions this past week. Contempt of Congress citations are expected shortly. Will anyone who has enough money ever be held accountable in Washington, DC????

Sue Rosenthal's avatar

Or maybe it's about how much they know about so many people.

PapayaSF's avatar

I’m not saying they should only get the process. I’m saying that’s the best they can hope for, if they’re lucky, and many will not be lucky. Unlike Biden, Bondi will not be using b.s. lawfare against them. She’ll bring solid cases.

Matt L.'s avatar

No, the process isn’t the punishment. That’s NOT what millions of Americans told themselves when DJT stated he was our ‘Retribution’.

Janet's avatar

That’s always been true though. Nothing new but the amount of

Willing Spirit's avatar

And yet the throwing out by corrupt judges seems to happen on just one side of the political divide.

Alan Devincentis's avatar

I want to see myorkas hanged.

Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

He must be in hiding somewhere.

SH's avatar

Congress is going to have to get off their bloated behinds and review some federal judges. Maybe some indictments there could also help.

Ryan Gardner's avatar

I'm still keeping the faith, but it sure seems like it never goes anywhere unless its a republican.

But I think Walz got excited when he heard the word "probe".

Or maybe its the opposite and those faces he makes are cuz he realizes he faces a hundred miles of prison duck.

Sorry couldn't help myself.

Janet's avatar

PRICKster has been quieter lately since DOJ is targeting these fraudsters.

Ryan Gardner's avatar

I noticed that.

Its soooo infuriating.

You work your butt off, you pay tons in taxes, you stress over college funds, orthodontist costs, health care costs, retirement, your mortgage........while your elected officials literally gave your money away to the lowest IQ people on the planet with the likely justification being kickbacks into their campaigns and outright voting support.

Not only did these Somali fraudsters rake in millions, they did so in cash while filing for govt benefits at the same time. Let that sink in. The state gave them millions in income, they paid themselves in cash and got govt welfare support.

WP William's avatar

if it were a bloc of uneducated white folks with guns getting cash for votes it'd be the end of democracy. Somalis....just an opportunity for democracy to work on behalf of the underserved and historically marginalized.

Alan Devincentis's avatar

Most of that cash went straight back to democrat politicians.

Matt L.'s avatar
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It’s about to get really spicy. Trump (rightly) is threatening to withhold federal funds to States that continue to allow ‘sanctuary cities’. Blue States legislators w/ D majorities are considering to withhold State payments to the Federal government in response. This issue will ultimately go to SCOTUS, and I wish it would do so quickly.

RunningLogic's avatar

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

Ryan Gardner's avatar

it's a little "naughty", but i couldn't help myself.....

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

just callin' a spade a spade.

Monterey's avatar

I guess I missed it. Could someone explain to me all the gags about probes and Walz?

Johnny Be Real's avatar

The game for guilty politicians is to DELAY DELAY by all means necessary and manage narratives until the next administration… electing their party to win POTUS and drop investigations.

They just WAIT IT OUT and it goes away with the administration change. Every time.

4 years is not long in politics, investigations and legal action.

Ryan Gardner's avatar

Exactly. I hope it doesn't take 10 years to "disappear".

For example, how long did the FBI hold a 14 year old girls accusations about Epstien? Since 1996.

Maybe the DOJ needs to act like Ds and arrest first ask questions later...but, I suppose its better to rise above that so its considered legitimate.

Conservative Contrarian's avatar

Zero means they, incarcerations, don't exist. If Bondi is nipping at your heels you don't need shoes to protect your heels.

Ryan Gardner's avatar

Yeah, Pamnesia's got to go.

I hate to say this, but i was right 7 months ago, after the Epstein dancing binder video, to say she needed to be replaced.

But, I think Trump is riding her hard now.

We shall see.

pretty-red, old guy's avatar

. . . riding her hard now.

Ha!

Navyo Ericsen's avatar

Hang on a minute, I thought in-car serrations had something to do with the new Tesla update?

George Burnet's avatar

Perhaps....the Trump admin and DOJ are timing prosecutions for maximum impact. Just a thought...

CHop's avatar

Word on the street is that PACER shows over 500,000 sealed federal indictments. The subpoenas may be to walk the public through them before unsealing.

Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

Good to remember. We have known about these for a long time. Maybe it will all be wrapped up in the RICO case.

JasonT's avatar

Unlike the Democrats, Trump is using due process, and letting them sweat while the process processes.

I.M. Nottaborg's avatar

Not to mention canola oil is getting MAHAd right off the mainstream diet along with the other seed oils.

ShakeyJakey's avatar

Canola is best used for 1 thing, and 1 thing only. The 1st ingredient in Synthetic Motor Oil.

rolandttg's avatar

If they did not hydrogenate it, it would be poison. This way, it only kills you slowly. 7 years to get it out of your body

Kathy's avatar

And now apparently the Chinese are going to make themselves unhealthy by importing the Canadian stuff.

Occam's avatar

Canada doing its usual level best to do something insignificant and tell Canadians how good its government is.

Virtue signaling as always

Valerie's avatar

Elizabeth Nixon dropped a great article this morning about corruption in Canada, along the lines of what’s going on with our NGOs here in the US.

https://open.substack.com/pub/elizabethnickson/p/the-monstrous-century-long-theft?r=z2cc5&utm_medium=ios&shareImageVariant=overlay

JT's avatar

That’s Nickson, and she’s a great writer…this particular piece about a RICO case being put together in Florida that could ultimately catch some very big fish (Clinton’s, Obama, etc) is very encouraging! Hope springs eternal…

Valerie's avatar

Yikes, I did spell her name wrong. Thanks for correcting me!

RunningLogic's avatar

She is a great writer! I enjoy reading her Substack pieces very much!

Margot Wooster's avatar

Yes, that is a great article. I’m currently reading Nickson’s book “The Monkey-puzzle Tree” and it’s a page-turner.

C Rabbit's avatar

If you're interested in monkeys and conspiracies, check out Dr. Mary's Monkey by Edward T. Haslam. You won't believe it.

Merry McIntyre's avatar

Jaw dropping article. Buy her a cup of coffee!

Valerie's avatar

She is a GREAT follow.

RunningLogic's avatar

She definitely is!

Maureen ODH's avatar

Yes… excellent if not profound and ominous deep dive…

Emily 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼's avatar

Thanks for linking - just read to my Canadian born hubby who knew all the names and found it fascinating!

ViaVeritasVita's avatar

PA liquor stores (state run) have a complete section of Canadian alcohol. Yet in the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) two weeks ago I read a printer-made (i.e., not professionally printed) notice at the check-out claiming "Better for Canada, Better for Ontario"--that the LCBO is not selling any wines from America. Shoot yourself in the foot, Canada.

SD Scott's avatar

MAid appears to be doing something approximating that.

rolandttg's avatar

you have to have some of the strangest liquor laws. We were in Amish country in Marrieta and liked a beer we had in a restaurant / bar in town. Went to a store to buy some "Can't buy it in this county. Only (can't remember which counties)

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

Exactly what I was thinking.

The world is waking up to the fact that Canola oil is an industrial byproduct, not actual food.

Acting as though this is a fabulous trade is silly.

What’s next? Asbestos?

cat's avatar
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Fluoride in water, hopefully.

Edited to clarify: Investigate and stop fluoridating water.

Valerie's avatar

I’ve never had someone explain to me why we had to put fluoride in water. Now my parents were born before fluoride and their teeth are horrible, so I understand it can be important. But there’s no evidence that ingesting it is beneficial, so why not just a topical application which has shown benefits?

RunningLogic's avatar

Also regular brushing and flossing and dentist visits to have teeth cleaned. Plus general nutrition. I think all of those may have been contributing factors in people having issues with their teeth.

Michelle's avatar

Yep, fluoride is a byproduct of the fertilizer and aluminum smelting industries. How awesome they could make money off of unwise cities and states instead of having to pay to dispose of the hazardous waste…

Carol Anne's avatar

Right! I got off the seed-oils long before it was fashionable. Stuff went rancid in my FL cupboard. And it didn’t taste as luxurious as EVOO.

Juju's avatar

I barely even use EVOO anymore. If I can’t use butter, tallow, or bacon grease, then I use Avocado or Coconut oils. EVOO is still yummy for some things but lately I’ve noticed it overpowers flavor negatively for many things I eat now whereas butter or animal fat does it best. And Avocado oil literally doesn’t impact flavor at all.

Carol Anne's avatar

I see your point! We use butter quite a lot, especially in my morning eggs. Or sautéed mushrooms….. Or sautéed asparagus….

Juju's avatar

Yeah I think when our nutritional advice was bad you needed the overpowering taste of EVOO to aid the flavor of the cardboard we were supposed to eat. But it clashes with a red meat diet. Still tasty on fish though.

I still think it’s a healthy option, but like Susan said it really shouldn’t have been used for medium or high heat foods.

Now that my palette is clean and restored, it’s a more pungent taste that I reserve for things it belongs with, like bruschetta, dipping oils, light fish. However my husband (who makes 95% of our salads,) has changed to using avocado oil and it doesn’t mask or create any new flavor. Quite tasty with the S&P. When I made salad last I grabbed for the EVOO and literally the entire thing was ruined for me and I had to choke it down because it overpowered everything and I had grown accustom to the gentle flavor of avocado oil.

Now I just eat olives to get the benefits of the “oil”. 🤣🤣

rolandttg's avatar

Like "wild" salmon, much of the EVOO sold is adulterated. Often with canola. $$$. I only buy organic for any EVOO I cook with (nothing above medium heat). For anything I put on food , like salads , roasted vegetables or fish, I use olive oil I have been buying from Rare Wines in CA for over 30 years. They send their own tasters over every harvest season, and pick individual batches from small growers. The it is shipped here in reefers (refrigerated containers). They have the best, purest olive oil available here.

Janet's avatar

Almost exclusively butter now myself. I have some good duck fat but it never caught on with me. Yet. Lol.

Susan Seas's avatar

Some people say EVOO shouldn’t be heated. I mostly use it for dressings now.

shayne's avatar
3hEdited

Correct. It becomes toxic when heated to frying temps.

RunningLogic's avatar

Yes it’s not made for frying. But I rarely fry anything anyway.

Janet's avatar
4hEdited

I make my own mayo with avocado oil. It’s like magic with an immersion stick. I make it right in the jar I store it in. I don’t need no rotten canola oil. I don’t use much EVOO either except for a salad dressing I make with some maple mustard. Yum-mo😊. I had breakfast with a friend at a restaurant recently. Got hash browns but my mouth actually burned with the bad oil so didn’t finish it. Ugh. I feel like handing the waitress a stick of real butter to take back to the cook in every rare restaurant visit.

SH's avatar

Janet, do you have a recipe for that lovely mayo?

Michelle's avatar

Please share your avocado oil mayo recipe! Plus, how quickly does it need to get used, having no preservatives in it?

Laureen's avatar

Check out Kassadrinos Olive Oil Juju. Right from Greece and at the top of taste!

Juju's avatar

Ohhh thanks!

shayne's avatar

I use those fats too, Juju. They're wonderful. I buy EVOO with highest polyphenols from an oil and balsamic vinegar store, really expensive but worth it, and I have that poured over my sour dough bread in the morning and over my salad at night. I buy up Kerrygold butter when it's on sale. I grew up with whole milk and tallow.

Dena's avatar

Healthy fats good! I put a tbls. of organic coconut oil in my coffee along with a few shakes of Ceylon cinnamon., good for inflammation. Very mild flavor, but good. I swear the Ceylon cinnamon healed my I-band leg soreness. If using cinnamon daily Ceylon over Saigon is better; Saigon can be toxic with overuse.

Kathy's avatar

I use unflavored coconut oil

Matt L.'s avatar
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Avocado oil for my house, and try to find the organic kind. High smoke point for cast iron cooking. But it’s true EV olive oil has greater antioxidants and we use that too.

RunningLogic's avatar

I absolutely LOVE olive oil!! 😍 Always have. But my mom’s family was Italian so I grew up with it. We used it before it became trendy. I also use real butter and coconut oil, depending on what I am cooking. Olive oil is great for sautéing vegetables and I don’t mind the strong flavor, I actually really like it 😋 I buy Portuguese olive oil that has a very “green” or almost “grassy” taste and I find it heavenly! But I do think it’s a matter of taste, and what you’re used to 🙂

Carol Anne's avatar

Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

Margot Wooster's avatar

Ah, yes, thank you!

Jaime's avatar

Extra virgin olive oil

Deanne Driscoll's avatar

Extra virgin olive oil..

GK's avatar

Problem is, it's almost impossible to know you're getting the real thing, and much of the time you're not!

Jaye's avatar

The only place I see it in my kitchen is in commercially prepped stuff. I just need get better at label reading, and sun-drying my own tomatoes

Juju's avatar

I dehydrate my own Vidalia onions. I’m up to 40 lbs ordered and shipped to me every spring from Georgia and I dehydrate 20 lbs of diced and store in jars in my garage fridge. Like little pieces of candy, so good in everything.

So I dehydrated ripe Roma tomatoes two years ago and packed them in jars in olive oil layered with fresh rosemary and basil, S&P. I STILL have one jar left in my pantry I’m working my way through and they taste like I packed them last month.

Carol Anne's avatar

You go girl! Nice job!

Navyo Ericsen's avatar

I use Canola oil in my chainsaw, and my quadbike. Why drink it when you can use it?

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Very good lubricant for small machinery

Navyo Ericsen's avatar

Should pass that handy tip to Gavin's wife.

Juju's avatar
4hEdited

Lmaoooop 🤣🤣🤣 I’m coughing here! Coffee coughing. Coffing? Coffeeing?

RunningLogic's avatar

Right??? 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

Jaye's avatar

Snort! Choke!

Sue Rosenthal's avatar

ROFL! Best comment so far this year.

wily_coyote-genius's avatar

Mark Carney is playing right into the hands of the communist leader. Just started reading Sam Cooper’s book, Wilful Blindness! Reads like a spy novel, but is true to life and Canadian politicians are like puppets being held by Chinese gangsters!

Juju's avatar

They are what American politicians were before Trump, they are where we still would be if not for him.

Susan Daniels's avatar

Coconut and olive oil are the healthiest to use and just regular milk.

KC & the Sunshine's avatar

Whole raw

milk remineralizes your teeth.

Susan Daniels's avatar

My children drank a lot of milk while growing up. Four of the seven have still never had a cavity and all are over fifty.

LC's avatar

Me too, and I am 71 years old.

Laureen's avatar

please know, a "vaccine" is coming very soon to give to cows to decrease their methane production, thanks to billl gates. Big dairy jabs the hell out of cows with all different jabs:{.

Susan Daniels's avatar

They’ll probably contain the Covid shot. He’s determined to kill all of us. He is a mad scientist.

Susan Seas's avatar

I just saw that Gordon Ramsey is pushing “I can’t believe it’s not butter” I guess he sold his soul …

Roger Kimber, MD's avatar

You almost have to feel sorry for Canadians ( the people, not the government; although there are a bunch of eastern Canadians who voted for the stupid, corrupt liberals)

Annette's avatar

We’ve been “friendship partners” with a few Chinese college students over the years. They cook everything in canola oil/go through gallons of it😳

Laureen's avatar

how are so many still alive?

MacGuffin's avatar

You must send a lot of condolence cards.

Cousin Clem's avatar

That stuff is in everything. Cheap junk oil.

Words Beyond Me-Janice Powell's avatar

✝️✝️✝️

O Lord, open my lips,

That my mouth may declare Your praise.

— Psalm 51:15 NAS95

✝️✝️✝️

Bard Joseph's avatar

Until I am chipped.

Big Brother's Coming! - Revealed Secret Plan to Tag Every Man, Woman and Child

by Joe Frick

edited by matrixcutter

October 21, 2009

from ForumPrisonPlanet Website

The following article appears on page 444 of William Cooper's

'Behold a Pale Horse.'

It was originally in the August 1, 1989 edition of The Sun.

Insanely coincidental isn't it ?

This article from 1989 speak of using a Swine Flu pandemic to get people MicroChipped, and exactly 20 years later,

we have the swine flu pandemic in the age of tiny tiny microchips

CODED MICROCHIPS implanted in every person in the country would tie all of us into a master computer that could track anyone down at any moment, and plans for such a system are already under way whether you like it or not!

The secret scheme is being touted as a service for the protection of the people by high government officials, but some insiders who object to the move say it's just another way for Big Brother to control its subjects.

Transmitters

"Top-level national security agents are trying to convince sources in the Bush Administration to begin the project in which every man, woman and child will be implanted with a tiny transmitter," claims Davis Milerand, a critic of government intervention who says he has received leaked information from inside sources.

"They're trying to say this will be a good way for authorities to quickly track down missing persons and children, as well as criminals and spies."

Injections

"But with the astounding technology of today, everything about you could be contained in one tiny microchip, which would be connected to a government computer.

"Any government agency will know what any person has done and is doing at any time."

Other sources say the tiny transmitters can be injected painlessly from a tiny gun in humans without them even knowing it through a nationwide vaccination program.

"All the government would have to do is make up something like the swine flu vaccine," Milerand says.

"Imagine if they said there was a vaccine for AIDS. People would rush in droves to get shots.

"The doctors themselves may not even know what they're injecting. They could be told the microchips are genetic implants that reprogram the body into fighting disease."

He adds:

"The program would require all federal, state and local government workers to undergo the injections."

"It would only be a matter of time before everyone is implanted with a microchip, a slave to the government."

Laureen's avatar

thats why we are taking no more jabs.

Jaime's avatar

No scripture quotes?!

TriTorch's avatar

How does a depressed person view life? There are sad days, and also ● ● ● Saturdays...

Speaking of, happy Saturday C&C! Start your cringing engines, and let the wincing commense!

A horse walked into a bar ● ● ● Bartender: Hey! ● ● ● Horse: Yes please

Witty WiFi IDs ● ● ● Drop it like it's hotspot ● ● ● The Promised LAN ● ● ● Wu Tang LAN ● ● ● Winternet is coming ● ● ● A LAN time ago ● ● ● I believe Wi can Fi ● ● ● Vladamir Routin ● ● ● What's the SSID

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. ● ● ● That's pretty humerus.

Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children! ● ● ● I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing... ● ● ● Probably because it's a Dell

Why are mountains so funny? ● ● ● Because they are hill areas.

My friends told me a joke so funny that it stopped water from flowing ● ● ● It was damn funny

Women say they like a man who is "funny" and "spontaneous" ● ● ● But you knock on their bedroom window at midnight wearing a clown costume and suddenly it's all screaming and throwing things and police sirens.

When you tell a joke that's so funny... even HR wants to hear it again.

I was told since I’m ugly, to try to be funny. ● ● ● So I started telling people I’m good-looking.

In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains: ● ● ● ● ● ● "Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."

Why are 490 Romans funny? ● ● ● Because XD

It is funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub... ● ● ● ...just to ask me what time it is.

A farmer heard some funny noises from one of his goats. ● ● ● Turns out the goat was just kidding.

People always ask what's so special about my chiropractor. I tell them she's so funny ... ● ● ● She cracks me up.

Me – “I am amazing at managing my credit card” ● ● ● Because my bank keeps sending me messages saying my account is ***outstanding***!

I think it's funny when dogs hide under the bed when they're scared. ● ● ● I'm thinking, "You silly gooses, that's the first place monsters go!"

It’s 1/4 funny ● ● ● A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. ● ● ● After the game he asked her how she liked it. ● ● ● “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied. “I just don’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, ● ● ● “What do you mean?” ● ● ● “Well they flipped a quarter, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...‘get the quarterback!, get the quarterback!’ ● ● ● I’m like Hellooooo, it’s only 25 cents!”

Jackie J's avatar

It only hurts when IP

TriTorch's avatar

I met an Australian network engineer

I asked him "do you come from a LAN down under?"

FloridaTransplant's avatar

Still laughing about the “helllooo. It’s only 25 cents…”. Thank you for that morning laugh.

TriTorch's avatar

If I won $1.28B, I’d give a quarter of it to charity.

Not sure what I’d do with the other $1,279,999,999.75 though.

Karen Bandy's avatar

Second question the bartender asks the horse? … Why the long face?

TriTorch's avatar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t allow your kind here”, so the horse sues him for discrimi-NEIGH-tion.

Juju's avatar

I named our router a long time ago. It’s “Show Me The Money”. It was funny back then to see it in the list, but these days I’m sure it’s odd to younguns. 🤣

TriTorch's avatar

Tiday’s generation: Given me WiFi or give me death

Laura Kasner's avatar

Hubs named ours, Obummer

Christopher Harris's avatar

My favorite two had a clown and a pub mentioned. Those are hilarious.

TriTorch's avatar

Three clowns bounce into a bar.

The bartender sighs, shakes his head, and says, “Parliament’s the next block over.”

Speaking as one, the clowns reply, “Our mistake”, as they cartwheel out the door.

Christine's avatar

Love the jokes!

TriTorch's avatar

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.

But you didn't like it.

Christine's avatar

😅 Interestingly…I actually read a time travel book yesterday. I loved it.

TriTorch's avatar

There was a young lady named Bright

Whose speed was much faster than light;

She set out one day,In a relative way

And returned on the previous night.

—Arthur Henry Reginald Buller, 1923

Jeff C's avatar
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Minnesota is the perfect place for Trump to make an example out of left-wing politicians and their corruption. The state is big, but not too big. Walz and Frey are morons, no doubt too stupid to cover their tracks (unlike Newsom who is evil but clever). The Somalis are obviously a pretty rotten and corrupt group, also too foolish and arrogant to cover their tracks. They are the least sympathetic immigrant group possible.

On top of that you have the absurd "Minnesota nice" culture where never offending anyone (i.e. being "nice") is a phony substitute for actual kindness (looking out for other's best interests and being truthful with them). It's a population obsessed with showcasing their virtue, which makes them vain and arrogant, and vain/arrogant people are prone to do really stupid things. The perfect example being the now deceased Renee Good and her supposed "wife" who thought they were LARPing as female superheroes.

Add into the mix the diabolical Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) whose stronghold is in Minnesota. The "church" is ridiculous with homosexual bishops, trans pastors, and every other frootloop that comes down the pike being gleefully affirmed. It's the coupling of "nice" culture and a perversion of the gospels commands to be kind. The church's role in this whole thing, particularly mass importing 68-IQ Somalians and facilitating their fraud needs to be exposed. The church needs to be destroyed (which admittedly they are already doing themselves by driving sane people away).

There's a strategic genius in singling out Minnesota for this, particularly right in the middle of their God-forsaken Winter. Someone (probably Stephen Miller) thought this through.

Merry McIntyre's avatar

I live in Mpls. & we have had an insurrection (the Marxist Dems) & an invasion (the parasitic pirates from Somalia). ICE is having one helluva time dealing with this so we the people shouldn’t? Propagandized, media mind controlled, the TDS mental illness off the charts, threatened (especially if you are conservative), lied to & taxed to death. As for MN nice: people will be nice to your face but put them in a car & you will find out what they are really like. Scandinavians are known to be emotionless but don’t forget that we are Vikings to the core. Watch out when the sleeping giant wakes up!!

shayne's avatar

Interesting that you mention Scandinavians. It was those countries who, after Germany, welcomed muslims into their countries to find they'd let the devils in. Sadly their young women found out the hard way. But, the tide is turning for them, finally.

Randy Althoff's avatar

Jeff C., not all Minnesotans are like this. I have lived in MN most of my 70 years and I love this state. It's full of kind and wonderful people, many of whom are faith-filled.

I just can't stand our catfish of a governor--I love Jeff's description of this fungus, Tampon Tim!!!! 🤠

Jeff C's avatar
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I know and I completely get that Randy. But someone is voting for Tampon Tim so what I describe above must apply to a huge group of people in the state. Not you obviously, but lots of people.

Minnesotans stood by and watched while large areas of their low-crime, high social cohesion state was destroyed by insane immigration policies and letting criminals run free. It happened in a generation. Why did Minnesotans allow this? Because they had been brainwashed into believing that it wouldn't be "nice" to say no. They were manipulated through guilt that it would be evil and racist to object to the mass importation of illiterate, non-Christian aliens with no western civilization roots.

Seriously, of all the places to mass import Black, Muslim, East Africans, why was overwhelmingly White, Christian Minnesota chosen? It was obviously to destroy the Christian social fabric of the state, and not only didn't Minnesotans object, they facilitated it.

I point this out no to denigrate Minnesotans (well maybe a little) but to show this is what happens when people are more concerned with how others view them (i.e. being "nice", virtue signaling, vanity) than actually following Christ's commands to be kind. The mass importation was decidedly unkind to lower-class White Minnesotans who couldn't afford to flee the dysfunction brought by Somalians, what was done to them was evil.

Randy Althoff's avatar

The Minnesota Nice thing is definitely NOT a good thing, but the Minnesota goodbye most of the time is. (This is when it takes about 30-45 minutes to finally leave after beginning the process of leaving!)

However, the Minnesota goodbye to these bad Somali actors can't happen soon enough!!!!

Jeff C's avatar

Thanks Randy. I'm a hockey nut so there's lots of things I love about small town Minnesota (and Canadian for that matter) culture. The ethos of hard work, sense of fairness, and concern for others are all great things.

But what happened in Minnesota (and Canada too) was that the trusting, naive, good nature of these people was exploited. They thought everyone else was acting in good faith like they were. Not only that, they were brainwashed with a false morality that boasting about how much one "cares" become more important than being truthful about what was actually happening.

Ultimately, it's rooted in a perversion of the gospel and Christian morality. The masses accepted a false gospel completely at odds with what the actual New Testament says. This was done primarily by the media, Hollywood, and false teachers, all heavily influenced by Non-Christian bad faith actors.

shayne's avatar

New Zealand and Aussie have the 'she'll be right, mate' attitude, and sadly those two countries are on the brink. Auckland is awful now.

Laureen's avatar
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Add this to the list of immoral behavior. Sex ceremonies at Amherst college for 1st year students. Videos and pics. This is beyond grotesque and in a school chapel no less. Interestingly, the chapel does not have a Christian pastor, only other religions represented.

https://freebeacon.com/campus/this-has-gone-way-too-far-videos-show-bizarre-sexual-ceremony-that-elite-amherst-college-pushes-all-first-year-students-to-attend/?utm_campaign=january16morningnote&utm_medium=email&utm_source=iterable&utm_content=morningnote

shayne's avatar

WOW 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Randy Althoff's avatar

Thanks, and I know that you meant what you said in a general way--Many times when I respond or reply, I also do so with my blinders on.

I wish I could send you the image I created after reading C&C this morning. It's an image of Walz with hands outstretched saying (and Jeff's catfish photo below), "I admit, I do look like a catfish!" 🐈 🐟 LOL

RunningLogic's avatar

—“this is what happens when people are more concerned with how others view them (i.e. being "nice", virtue signaling, vanity) than actually following Christ's commands to be kind.”

🎯🎯🎯

This!!

Laureen's avatar

sounds like minnesotans have an IQ is equal to somalis.

Laureen's avatar

That lutheran church is no church. They are mocking the word of God with their immorality. I look forward to minneapolis going the way of Sodom and Gomorrah which they richly deserve.

LMWC's avatar

The Lutheran Church is no longer one broad rush body. The American Lutheran Church is divided into synods. This has been for well over a century. The Missouri and Wisconsin synods are the two Conservative synods. They vary only by a couple of doctrinal issues. The ELCA, is a marriage of two synods that expanded out to the West coast and has, as Jeff stated become an outlier, and if we could excommunicate the “Lutheran” from their title I would, but this is a problem all traditional churches are facing and one that is driving a wedge into many. The Methodist church is splitting apart and I don’t know if it will survive. The Baptists are feeling this and look at what’s happening to the Roman Catholic Church. Some may say this is good, but when we lose traditional values, we may never get them back.

Connie Schultz's avatar

WELS… Wisconsin Lutheran Synod is absolutely staying true to its conservative, bible and catechism teachings. Born and raised and K-8 in our one room church school in rural Wisconsin.

RunningLogic's avatar

Well said. Agree with the points you made.

My Favorite Things's avatar

🇺🇸 Good morning, Patriots 🇺🇸

This is my wish for you:

Comfort on difficult days,

smiles when sadness intrudes,

rainbows to follow the clouds,

laughter to kiss your lips,

sunsets to warm your heart,

hugs when spirits sag,

beauty for your eyes to see,

friendships to brighten your being,

faith so that you can believe,

confidence for when you doubt,

courage to know yourself,

patience to accept the truth,

Love to complete your life.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

TriTorch's avatar

Thank MFT.

To see a world in a grain of sand

And a heaven in a wild flower,

Hold infinity in the palm of your hand

And eternity in an hour.

...

When the Soul slept in beams of light.

God appears and God is light

~William Blake

FloridaTransplant's avatar

INFLATION: dinner for three in Orlando Florida last night, no alcohol for any of us, only tap water. Three entrees. Not a high end restaurant - named “The Hampton Social”: $128. I ordered a burger $23. Wife had vegetarian entree, daughter had a (just ok) steak. They tried to charge me $10 extra for a side of broccolini - I will never pay extra for broccolini. I’ll maybe eat it, won’t buy it on purpose for extra, but I digress. I remember when a mid-tier (slightly higher end than a Carrabbas or Chilli’s) restaurant’s dinner for three would come in under $65 bucks… will deflation ever happen?

annademo's avatar

I wonder how much of an influence is the rising minimum wage, which is out of control.

Jean V's avatar

As an employer, the minimum wage is killing us. It's currently $17.13 in Washington state. I'm not sure if I can raise my prices high enough to keep customers coming.

FH's avatar

Right? And CA increased by another dollar and change, effective Jan 1, on top of $20.

Pat Wetzel's avatar

Generally, no. Some asset prices like homes will come down. The stock market. Maybe even cars since they're unaffordable and demand is still a component of prices. But thanks to President Cabbage and the Fed, the massive amount of money printed into this economy has probably changed general price levels. Barring a massive deflationary recession. But who knows. That could happen too! I like Jeff's optimism but I'm not sure I'm all on board.

FloridaTransplant's avatar

Wow, your answer was way better than grok or chatGPT. Sometimes when my wife asks me a question, I’m forced to answer (in a robotic voice): “your husband has reached the limits of his mental capacity. Please consult ChatGPT…”

Pat Wetzel's avatar

I guess business school was worth something! Back in the day...

Carol Anne's avatar

I agree with you 100%. Once a month (In Florida) we treat ourselves. Last week, my Chicken Picata was $17.55 - hubby’s salmon was $22.55. Portions were very modest, none left to take home. I would have paid a few $$ for broccolini :) I had to squint to find the steamed watery veges.

Karen Bandy's avatar

Sounds cheap to me. We’re in Oregon though, I think restaurants are still reeling from the plandemic.

A modest portion of salmon would be $30-35. The chicken $26

RunningLogic's avatar

When I visit NY state, even the rural areas, I really notice how much more pretty much *everything* costs, compared to Indiana 😕

FH's avatar

Karen, The Conservative Treehouse did an excellent explainer early in the C19 crisis on how supply chains for restaurants are different than for groceries, and how completely disrupted they were for restaurants, effects of which will unlikely go completely away. Not sure how to find that post though, sorry.

Johnny Be Real's avatar

Yep. Lunch is now $20 and dinner is now $40 per person with tax/tip and no drinks.

Karen Bandy's avatar

More like without tip, pre-tip.

SB's avatar

Never. The minimum wage may have increased and the auto workers may be making more but wages are still depressed in my field. I’m a software engineer and I took a $5k cut for my current job and I’m happy to have it because the jobs still seem scarce. When I see a new job posting, the salary is still depressed.

On another note, on 2 driving trips in last 3 months, I stopped for dinner at Cracker Barrel. It was over $50 for 2 people for 2 entrees and 2 drinks. Portions seemed smaller and you had to hunt for the chicken in the chicken and dumplings. So, costs are up, portions are smaller and lower quality. We rarely eat out unless traveling. So, yes, the cost of dining out seems to have skyrocketed.

Laureen's avatar

You are in the city of Mickey Mouse and libtards. Everything is more expensive there.

FH's avatar

Sounds like California prices.

I remember the inflation of the 1970s. And oh yes, the inflation/shrinkflation of 2007, for which I have never heard an explanation.

I have never ever seen prices come down. Whoops! I should say generally speaking. A pound of store labeled butter at WINCO has come down by around $.50 within the last few months.

rolandttg's avatar

I'm with you. Jeff keeps touting low inflation, but I do the shopping, and my eyes still bug out when I see the prices vs. the last time I was there. Don't eat except when we are on vacation, but our fall trip to Maine we stopped eating lunch out the last few days becausee we got sick of the prices. $35 for a clam belly Po Boy? Heck, that's more than a lobster roll.

ShakeyJakey's avatar

As a Canadian, I will tell you this.

"The Liberal Party of Canada", is the Canadian Arm of the Chinese Government.

Marx Con Carney is a Snake, making sure Canada is Bankrupt, and soon for sale to his Chinese Masters

D&R’s Gma's avatar

He’s a direct product of the UK isn’t he? Smarmy Carney 🧐 Stay the course and hold the line Canada! 🇨🇦🇺🇸💪🇨🇦🇺🇸💪🙏🙏🙏

rolandttg's avatar

Former head of the (Rothschild) Bank of England

Michael's avatar
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La dee da.... Trump has a long list of investigations, subpoenas, etc, etc. Just like the Clinton's, they'll ignore them and nothing will happen.

Getting tired of all the hot air about discovered fraud, treason, etc, etc. But NO consequences.

Just a few low level subordinates or minions have been charged with anything.

This includes the pandemic liars as well.

Yeah yeah yeah .... But no consequences for the originators of the total fleecing of the American tax payer.

Not for lack of effort by Trump administration ..... The deep state is just too deep.

Sad but true

Herodotus II's avatar

Early days. Have faith. And vote!

Michael's avatar

Voter turnout is critical indeed!!!!

Michael's avatar

Our only hope and faith is in Jesus Christ!

Every day we're one day closer to His return.

Unfortunately our nation is too far gone to ever return.

Valerie's avatar

If any of you watch or listen to the Ruthless podcast, did you immediately think of ‘hard pivot’ when listening to the Shapiro/Newsome exchange? Newsome is Olympic-level at pivoting a question to his preferred talking points while not answering one iota of the question. It’s kind of hilarious until you realize that many people don’t see it, then it’s depressing.

YourGalapagosGullfriend's avatar

He uses the same tactic as Barack Obama - the smooth but slimy deflect and redirect that doesn't answer the question but projects the blame elsewhere.

Valerie's avatar

Ugh, it’s so SMARMY. And so obvious to anyone paying attention.

YourGalapagosGullfriend's avatar

Thankfully more people are finally paying attention, but man it's taken way too long. Faint silver lining, at least seeing through Newscum doesn't get us labeled a racist like it did with Obama.

GregWA's avatar

Here's an idea: take any interview of Newsome and whenever the interviewer asks a hard question, put that text onto the screen and leave it there until he answers the question.

Let the un-answered questions fill the screen slowly until at the end, the listener can't escape the obvious fact that not one hard question was answered.

To be fair, most pols would fail this...which means we should do it to all of them!

RunningLogic's avatar

Ooh I like this idea!

Susan Seas's avatar

That being said, I might watch a debate with Newscum and Kackles. 😆

D&R’s Gma's avatar

😂 I’ll bring the popcorn 🍿 Susan Seas! 😂👍

Jaime's avatar

That would be fun!

Navyo Ericsen's avatar

Newsom takes slime to a whole new level. He's going to run in 2028 as The Blob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq0our4mceQ

Abiding Dude's avatar

Ben Shapiro is as bad or worse... a true Zio-pig liar and POS.

Valerie's avatar

And the one where Ben asked him about the extortionate taxes in California and Newsome started talking about taxes in other states. Ben said ‘but we’re talking about California.’ Hahahaha

Juju's avatar
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Love the Ruthless boys!

And yeah, hard pivot. But it was moronic this time.

Shapiro: “So the real question is can a man become a woman?”

Newscum: “uh…well…I … er… bu bu … but the grace of God.”

🤨🤨🤨

Susan Seas's avatar

Yes, he mentioned God twice in that clip. Man I was hoping for a ⚡️

D&R’s Gma's avatar

A Mitt Romney clone. Same hair same forked tongue same two face… bet they could call gav… flip flop gav… or just little flip flop mittens both products of the same school of Trudeau et al. Gosh them fellas sure for a specific look and smell about them. Pee-Eewww 🧐

Lisa's avatar

He's going to use clips from all his podcasts, with Right side voices, to his advantage during his campaign.

rolandttg's avatar

It's what they do. "you can still chose your doctor". "no mandates"

MaryAnn's avatar

Would like to see a meme of Grusome speaking out of both sides of his mouth. 😁

shayne's avatar
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Xi looks like he's thinking, "I'm now reduced to shaking hands with second-rate Prime Ministers... and isn't a Carney a traveling sideshow actor." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GregWA's avatar

Xi's body language is totally, "get this guy away from me"

Juju's avatar

I actually wondered what was behind the text box in that picture. Did Xi have a dog leash around Carney’s lower nether equipment?

Navyo Ericsen's avatar

It's a Photoshop paste-in of Carney's head onto Putin.

ViaVeritasVita's avatar

That Carney head does seem unsized for the body.

Laureen's avatar

xi's face tells it all.

Delightful Designs's avatar

Hahaha! Walz DOES look like that catfish!! I predict that is going to end up being made into a widely spread meme before the weekend is out

Fr. Wah's avatar

I always get a strong Elmer Fudd vibe from Walz.

RunningLogic's avatar

Oh yes that too! A less likeable version of Elmer Fudd 😆

Bard Joseph's avatar

Minnesota has 150 Masonic chapters.

" The Freemasons should control all men of every class, nation and religion, dominating them without obvious compulsion; uniting them through a strong bond; inspiring them with enthusiasm to spread common ideas; and with utmost secrecy and energy, direct them toward this singular objective throughout the world."

Adam Weishaupt, Munich 1765.

Bard Joseph's avatar

Chosen to be VP candidate?

Just another World Order villain crisis actor. Move over Klaus.

SD Scott's avatar

Cackles & the Catfish

Abiding Dude's avatar

Bipartisan SCUMBAG Ticket...

Newscum and Fine

Flush twice and remember the Glade spray!

Susan Daniels's avatar

Please add to your list: Brennan, Clapper, Clintons, Fauci, Birx and Paul Ryan, the despicable little creep who, as House Speaker, did everything he could to thwart Trump 1.0.

Jacquijacq's avatar

Paul Ryan aka Eddie Munster!

Primum non nocere's avatar

When process serving turns into convictions I will become interested.

Until then, its just any version of a grand psyop when the end goal to keep the masses at ease thinking justice will be served (aka a real Constitutional Republic) inorder to prevent the same mass from actually forceably obtaining justice (aka Democracy).

Johnny Be Real's avatar

I feel the same sometimes. Like we’re strung alone until the administration changes and then everything stops. I like how Jeff refers to the “somebody said something” headlines. I tune out until milestones like indictments and arrests happened. Investigations may never end. Subpoenas are a waist unless they result in perjury charges, but those are lesser jail time and can result in dropping the actual crime charges.

We wait and see.

Primum non nocere's avatar

You mean there is a Uniparty passing of the baton every four years? Thats rhetorical. One hand represents the Democrat party destroyers and the other hand represents the Republican party enablers (that includes Trump unless real Deep State destruction happens). The baton represents OUR Constitutional Republic... and just like an actual track, we always come back to the starting point in order to begin yet another loop around the track towards technocratic corporate fascism.

Abiding Dude's avatar

The REAL Parties are:

Zionists

MIC/Defense

Banker Scum/Fed

Marxists

WEF

Bard Joseph's avatar

By masked bandits trained by IDF in masks, possible illegals themselves called ICE to defy your constitutional rights.

Cathy's avatar

Modified cottonseed oil, aka Crisco, is the original seed oil, which I assume you mean POISONOUS seed oil.

Susan Seas's avatar

Did you know back when they decided to make people eat it,They sent out free recipe books to Housewives so they could incorporate it into their daily baking and cooking? Honestly, how evil!

John Banner's avatar

“Minnesota Nice” is now a disproven myth.

Darrell Koerner's avatar

Minnesota Stupid is now a proven fact.

Laureen's avatar

I prefer Minnesota ICE! ICE ICE baby...

Johnny Be Real's avatar

It’s the new Portland