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JW's avatar

"Meanwhile, a federal judge in San Francisco issued a temporary injunction late last night ordering Israel not to attack anybody else." πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Carlos's avatar

Isn’t he fabulous….

Best news, best humor all around.

I’m staying away from the other platforms. The C&C family is the best, not perfect, but the best and normally grounded. Praying for all the world and hopefully all the crazies and violent people takes away each others. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE WORLD.

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Mary Mc's avatar

Absolutely agree.

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liz's avatar

I like Reinette Seinum a lot on Substack as well. but for the perfect mix of humor and perspicacity, Jeff rules!

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Anne Clifton's avatar

The crazy thing is, that statement about the federal judge's injunction is almost believable.

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Carol M.'s avatar

Like a Babylon Bee story πŸ˜‚

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Annie's avatar

Darn. This puts a damper on my "No Kings Day" party. Lol. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Well, you could host a Three Kings Day party, just about six months later. Like those annoying "Christmas in July" thingies.

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Becky's avatar

Saw a clip of President Trump responding to a question about the No Kings thing. He said β€œI don’t feel like a king. I have to go through hell to get anything done.”

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Marty Kiner's avatar

I’m planning to fill the day with the music of Elvis and Michael Jackson πŸ€”

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

So very much unlike Mel Brooks who often said "It's good to be the king."

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Liz Wagner's avatar

No King but Jesus”

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Liz Wagner's avatar

Rats- I hit send by mistake…Glenn beck has β€œNo King but Jesus” merch available.

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Concerned mom's avatar

u can always edit using the 3 dots on the upper right of your post...

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Liz Wagner's avatar

Thanks! I didn’t know that.

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Robyn Welch's avatar

Our Christmas tree stays up until after 3 Kings Day / Epiphany. We have to have boundaries, our tree goes up on black Friday.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

My parents always required β€œthe take down” on New Year’s Day, the tree only having gone up near Christmas Eve. As an adult, and a mother, I chose to leave up the tree until well after Epiphanyβ€”though it still doesn’t go up until near Christmas Eve…. On the other hand, my childhood Christmases were essentially devoid of the the very reason for the celebration, despite all of us children having perfect attendance Sunday School awards. Because of that emptiness, I made sure to β€œrun” a very different kind of Christmas celebration for my young family.

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Bandit's avatar

Bless you.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

It seems to have paid off, "in spades".

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annademo's avatar

I once left up my Christmas tree for 2 years (artificial, of course). It was a lovely sight. Then, I went on a real tree binge for a couple of years. Starting this year, it's back to the artificial tree. Let's see how long this new tree stays decorated....

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Donna in MO's avatar

There's a local restaurant in our town that keeps theirs up but changes ornaments. Snowflakes and such in Jan, hearts and cupids in Feb., etc. We were in there last weekend and it was flip flops, sunglasses and smiling suns.

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JW's avatar

Why not keep a tree up all year? Here in N. GA Christmas lights are a permanent fixture!

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Bandit's avatar

I keep my trees up year round and have for years. I don't care what people think. With all the horribleness and horrible people around, I can look at them and feel peace and joy. No one is allowed to change this for me. No one!

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WP William's avatar

Better a King than a CLOWN!

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Kathy's avatar

Or a cabbage πŸ₯¬.

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JSR's avatar

We have a huge β€œking of the wing” contest on Saturday… pretty hilarious that they are also trying to have a no kings march πŸ˜‚

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

Did you buy your King's cake for "No King's Day?'

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Annie's avatar

No. Hahaha πŸ˜‚

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A.J.'s avatar

My Silly Valley town's No Kings party tomorrow has Joan Baez singing plus cake and costumed parade but I am a very hard pass on that. https://ajvalleyheartsdelight.substack.com/p/america250-part-3-2025-flag-and-or

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shayne's avatar

How bloated with self aggrandizement is this judge... what a fuckwit!

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David K Thiel's avatar

Not anymore than all of the progressive injunction happy judges.

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shayne's avatar

Yes, I should have included, et al. Thanks for that :)

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carily myers's avatar

He's Justice (SCOTUS) Breyer's brother.

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shayne's avatar

Interesting.

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Lori's avatar

I think Jeff was kidding as he had that in parantheses after that comment. I just caught that now as I was interrupted while reading earlier.

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John Carswell's avatar

I read another similar post that a federal judge in San Francisco has ordered Israel to rebuild the Iranian reactors.

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Davey Jones's avatar

...and to put those poor Generals and nuclear scientists back together.

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Teresa Carstensen's avatar

I think it was Boasberg who ordered that one. "Doesn't matter if their limbs and body parts are in mid-flight; they must be brought back!...and made whole."

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RunningLogic's avatar

πŸ˜†

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Teresa Carstensen's avatar

LOL!

Good one!...You're nearing Jeff Childers' level humor. :)

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alongername's avatar

hahaha And a team of LGLOWIQ flag wavers are leaving SF immediately ..... or, as

soon as all the donuts are loaded ....... to assist in making sure that the rebuild hiring is DEI inclusive !

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M. Dowrick's avatar

I can assure you, this action by Israel is not funny, not even a little bit. The trump efforts have just taken at least TEN steps back. What shame. See what israel is capable of folks?destabilising the world. Congratulations to bibi and the people of Israel. You have successfully destabilised our lives and the world. great job🀬🀬🀬

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CStone's avatar

So. You would rather Iran have nuclear weapons. Good to know where you stand.

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Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Yup....Iran has nothing to do with destabilizing the Middle East...yup..

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M. Dowrick's avatar

Yup….neither does Israel….yup

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Regina Restrained's avatar

I agree, while my friends were celebrating something that "had to happen" because Iran was so dangerous, I was saddened and concerned. This isn't good. There goes more of our tax dollars out the door to fund another war across the world. I know nothing is black and white, but this is dangerous and upsetting.

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Liz Wagner's avatar

The Bible says Israel will be a β€œcup of trembling” to the whole world.

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kittynana's avatar

@Dowrick- well, aren't you just a ray of pitch black?

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Abiding Dude's avatar

Meet Butcher Bibi, the rabid Zionist PIG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxUDKUgJSGI

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Toobguy47's avatar

Well, I wouldn’t put Boasberg past doing that! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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BeadleBlog's avatar

"Worldwide" temporary injunction.

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RunningLogic's avatar

What’s sad is, that’s almost believable at this point!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜›

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Monterey's avatar

Judicially speaking, things have been so crazy lately that I actually fell for that line, haha!

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Carol Anne's avatar

OMG! JW, I’m with you. I can’t stop laughing…….🀣

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Bard Joseph's avatar

US law forbids arming foreign country conflicts against civilians. Could be possible.

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Paula's avatar

I barked out incredulous laughter at that line, which brought my husband at a run to find out what was so funny!

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Debra's avatar

Jeff needs to work for the Babylon Bee!

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Eileen Duncan's avatar

I just realized I can highlight a word and get a dictionary definition and pronunciation guide! How cool is that! So helpful when reading Jeff’s posts (and sometimes the responses). I look forward to these every day.

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Coalburned's avatar

The guts at The Bee are really mad they didn’t come up with that one.

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