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Based Florida Man's avatar

It just seems a lot safer, and gosh the convenience of paying for a Big Gulp at 7/11 with a simple retina scan seems so appealing.

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

"no slurpee for you"

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carily myers's avatar

lol, like

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TimeIsNear's avatar

Made me think of Seinfeld. Back when we didn't think the world was this evil.

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Tom's avatar

"No weazing the ju-uice!"

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Tamsin's avatar

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, there will be no delay in you receiving your Big Gulp... unless you have maxed out your carbon consumption for the month, sorry.

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