So...we were on a family reunion vacation in Hawaii. Our AB&B included a day trip on a catamaran. We’re sitting on the deck and one of the crew is telling us every three months or so, someone (usually a tourist) gets too far out in the ocean and takes a ride on the Alaskan Highway. My 45 year old sister innocently says,”There’s a highway to Alaska?” My brothers immediately pile on and tell her, “Yes, you just can’t see it right now because of high tide.” I’m embarrassed to say they had her going for a good five minutes before the light came on. 🤣
On a family group chat, one of my sons posted a pic of a Blue Marlin he'd caught. My older sister asked "Where did you catch that?" I replied "A farm pond in Oklahoma."
Maybe we’re related? 🤣 Same sister also asked why our older brother didn’t come to the family reunion. I said, “He said it’s too far.” (He lives in Florida.) She says, “Isn’t Hawaii off the coast of Florida?” 😳
“We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean.”
Heck why stop there, let’s build a stairway to the moon
A beanstalk to the UFO garage in the sky?
So...we were on a family reunion vacation in Hawaii. Our AB&B included a day trip on a catamaran. We’re sitting on the deck and one of the crew is telling us every three months or so, someone (usually a tourist) gets too far out in the ocean and takes a ride on the Alaskan Highway. My 45 year old sister innocently says,”There’s a highway to Alaska?” My brothers immediately pile on and tell her, “Yes, you just can’t see it right now because of high tide.” I’m embarrassed to say they had her going for a good five minutes before the light came on. 🤣
On a family group chat, one of my sons posted a pic of a Blue Marlin he'd caught. My older sister asked "Where did you catch that?" I replied "A farm pond in Oklahoma."
She replied, "REALLY?"
Yes, sis, really. [Rolling my eyes.]
Maybe we’re related? 🤣 Same sister also asked why our older brother didn’t come to the family reunion. I said, “He said it’s too far.” (He lives in Florida.) She says, “Isn’t Hawaii off the coast of Florida?” 😳
😳
There's a certain kind of cruelty to using a depraved old man as a living puppet. Maybe we're meant to see it and react poorly.
Won't be long before the motto becomes "build back babylon."
Somebody needs to slip that onto his teleprompter 😆😬
Or a tower like in Babel
LOL!!