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No Refunds, Jabbie

-by Anonymous

Jabbie jabbie took the prick

Now each week this Jabbie's sick

Face can't move, one eye stuck closed

Blood is dribbling from their nose

Jabbie jabbie got the shots

Heart can't pump through all the clots

Look they fainted without warning!

It must be the global warming

Jabbie jabbie flattens the curve

Doesn't doubt a single word

"The shot is safe and it's effective!

It's not why my heart's defective"

Jabbie jabbie, trusted the science

And big data enforced compliance

But now poor jabbie cannot breathe

Has VAIDS, cancer, and cannot breed

Jabbie jabbie, the price you pay

For believing everything they say

Is just to have a heart attack

While waiting for your money back

No Refunds

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randall stoehr's avatar

Nice. Almost a Dr. Seuss new best seller. Eh? A+!

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

Is this YOUR composition - you should take it to the "jabbie/jabbie" rappers who frequent the streets of NYC where the JAB is still touted as "safe and effective". Might keep someone from further damaging their heart and lungs!! Good stuff!!

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Based Florida Man's avatar

Daaaang. Harshest burn on the internet. Awesome!

I was laughing all through this!

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