No Refunds, Jabbie -by Anonymous
Jabbie jabbie took the prick Now each week this Jabbie's sick Face can't move, one eye stuck closed Blood is dribbling from their nose
Jabbie jabbie got the shots Heart can't pump through all the clots Look they fainted without warning! It must be the global warming
Jabbie jabbie flattens the curve Doesn't d…
No Refunds, Jabbie
-by Anonymous
Jabbie jabbie took the prick
Now each week this Jabbie's sick
Face can't move, one eye stuck closed
Blood is dribbling from their nose
Jabbie jabbie got the shots
Heart can't pump through all the clots
Look they fainted without warning!
It must be the global warming
Jabbie jabbie flattens the curve
Doesn't doubt a single word
"The shot is safe and it's effective!
It's not why my heart's defective"
Jabbie jabbie, trusted the science
And big data enforced compliance
But now poor jabbie cannot breathe
Has VAIDS, cancer, and cannot breed
Jabbie jabbie, the price you pay
For believing everything they say
Is just to have a heart attack
While waiting for your money back
No Refunds
Nice. Almost a Dr. Seuss new best seller. Eh? A+!
Is this YOUR composition - you should take it to the "jabbie/jabbie" rappers who frequent the streets of NYC where the JAB is still touted as "safe and effective". Might keep someone from further damaging their heart and lungs!! Good stuff!!
Daaaang. Harshest burn on the internet. Awesome!
I was laughing all through this!
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No Refunds, Jabbie
-by Anonymous
Jabbie jabbie took the prick
Now each week this Jabbie's sick
Face can't move, one eye stuck closed
Blood is dribbling from their nose
Jabbie jabbie got the shots
Heart can't pump through all the clots
Look they fainted without warning!
It must be the global warming
Jabbie jabbie flattens the curve
Doesn't doubt a single word
"The shot is safe and it's effective!
It's not why my heart's defective"
Jabbie jabbie, trusted the science
And big data enforced compliance
But now poor jabbie cannot breathe
Has VAIDS, cancer, and cannot breed
Jabbie jabbie, the price you pay
For believing everything they say
Is just to have a heart attack
While waiting for your money back
No Refunds
Nice. Almost a Dr. Seuss new best seller. Eh? A+!
Is this YOUR composition - you should take it to the "jabbie/jabbie" rappers who frequent the streets of NYC where the JAB is still touted as "safe and effective". Might keep someone from further damaging their heart and lungs!! Good stuff!!
Daaaang. Harshest burn on the internet. Awesome!
I was laughing all through this!