Feds already own a whole lot of unused square feet around there. Lots of empty missile silos that go deep underground. Wiring, plumbing, everything ready. Just needs the cubicles and desks. Great way for them to crawl back under the rock they slithered out from. Literally.
I knew whatever town I picked wouldn't want 'em ;) so... maybe somewhere they'll be mostly eaten by bears? That's likely to shift a few attitudes about reality versus social constructs or how important it is to coerce deference to one's identity as a nonbinary dinosaur fart, in the grand scheme of things. Also okay if 98% of them rage-quit and end up picking melons or rebuilding roads. Moving to Canada - they should really do it this time!
The entire DoJ needs to be rebuilt from the ground up, preferably in Ogallala, Nebraska.
Feds already own a whole lot of unused square feet around there. Lots of empty missile silos that go deep underground. Wiring, plumbing, everything ready. Just needs the cubicles and desks. Great way for them to crawl back under the rock they slithered out from. Literally.
Hey now, if that means bringing the crazy in we are not ok with it. NE has enough issues w OMA/LNK..
I knew whatever town I picked wouldn't want 'em ;) so... maybe somewhere they'll be mostly eaten by bears? That's likely to shift a few attitudes about reality versus social constructs or how important it is to coerce deference to one's identity as a nonbinary dinosaur fart, in the grand scheme of things. Also okay if 98% of them rage-quit and end up picking melons or rebuilding roads. Moving to Canada - they should really do it this time!
That is the danger with moving them out of DC, they'll find out we have gorgeous country! I do like the bears idea tho..