I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."
David grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No", I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
A young man stood before St. Peter who tells him "Son, to let you into Heaven you must tell me one good thing you've done on Earth"
The guy thinks for a moment and replies "Well, I saw some some bikers out the front of a bar harassing a girl. So I walked over to the biggest biker, kicked his bike over, pushed him to the ground, and told him to leave the poor girl alone!"
St. Peter is quite impressed with this and says, "Well done my son, and when exactly did this happen?"
I used to do Tech Support for a massive security tech company and this was one of the running jokes! The more commonly used one was the PEBKAC error - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.. LOL!
To be fair, our software was not the most intuitive but we would get the client company's "brightest" ITs on the line and some were actually great and could follow direction and get it working, but some were absolute ID ten T errors!
ID ten T error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."
David grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No", I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like that little boy.
-Author Unknown
One Way Trip to Heaven
A young man stood before St. Peter who tells him "Son, to let you into Heaven you must tell me one good thing you've done on Earth"
The guy thinks for a moment and replies "Well, I saw some some bikers out the front of a bar harassing a girl. So I walked over to the biggest biker, kicked his bike over, pushed him to the ground, and told him to leave the poor girl alone!"
St. Peter is quite impressed with this and says, "Well done my son, and when exactly did this happen?"
"About 5 minutes ago"
-Author Unknown
TriTorch, You must have a million of them so after Janice’s scripture, plant one on us. I’m sure God laughs too. Maybe thats what thunder is. 🤔
God gave us a sense of humor for a reason!! 😁
Some years ago I wrote for a now-retired conservative blog, known for producing "Funny Friday" collections like these ^^^
You're on a roll today, Buddy!!
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I used to do Tech Support for a massive security tech company and this was one of the running jokes! The more commonly used one was the PEBKAC error - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.. LOL!
To be fair, our software was not the most intuitive but we would get the client company's "brightest" ITs on the line and some were actually great and could follow direction and get it working, but some were absolute ID ten T errors!
Great!
That was SO GOOD!!! Thank you!!
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I use that one often!