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The new and improved Covid “Vaccine” advertisements begin with: "It's a new day, because Covid vaccines just got a big update," and end with the pithy tagline: “We Can Do This.” Okay, admittedly, I’m not the sharpest bulb in the drawer….but could someone dissect this for me? Oh hell....I'll give it a shot. Isn't EVERY day a new day? Was there something wrong with the "vaccine" yesterday? The day before? Last month? How big is big? What's big about it? If, as certain "experts" have asserted, that the shots are your ticket to a Covid free existence, what could possibly need to be updated? If it's always been safe and effective, is it now even MORE safe and MORE effective? Who are “we” and what exactly ARE we doing? Is the "we" actually "them?" ...."They" can do this?? It seems like "they" ARE....or certainly are trying to do SOMETHING. “This” also seems a bit enigmatic. Channeling my inner Bill Clinton..."What the hell is "this?" Actually, the entire freaking statement is devilishly ambiguous. The Pharmaceutical Marketing Overlords are desperately attempting to tighten the grip on a jab weary public (and let's face it, sales are in the crapper) and marshal them into a hapless lifetime of servitude with this anthemic little ditty, without saying...well, much of anything. Legal dodgeball, as it were, with just a dash of mind warping propaganda. Ah yes....your healthcare and well-being in the hands of warm, caring, compassionate, no-nonsense advertising suits. "Just Do It" "You're In Good Hands" "Belong Anywhere" "Take The Damn Shot!" Gives me the warm fuzzies.

Not surprisingly, there is nary a mention of any possible warnings of adverse reactions as there are with every other pharmaceutical miracle pill, shot, drug, etc... on the planet. This bit of curdled sewer gel receives the red carpet treatment. With that, since the Drug Lords aren't exactly sticklers for the Truth In Advertising Act, (and no one seems to be paying attention anyway) I've taken the liberty (can I say that?) to list some of the possible real effects....I mean, side effects of the new and improved harpoon vial of nebulous smut.

Insert your announcer voice here and for a full immersive experience you'll need to envision grandma flying a box kite and prancing about in a field of daffodils like she just woke up out of a narcoleptic coma or maybe white water rafting...or something to that effect. Background music is your choice, though it absolutely must be upbeat. None of that "On the Wings of an Angel" animals in cages stuff. Nope, that won't work. Bachman Turner Overdrive's "Takin' Care of Business" is a no-brainer. But, hey....I'm not mandating it. Oh, for goodness sakes....here!....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCIUf8eYPqA.......... do I have to do everything for you people?!😜

*These really aren't vaccines at all. They don't prevent you from getting Covid or spreading Covid.

*Moreover, if the idea of possibly living out the rest of your days collecting designer walking canes and/or watching the "120 Days To Christmas Countdown" on Hallmark via wheelchair every year seems like a risk worth taking in order to placate your research challenged family, friends, neighbors and humanity in general, you might want to give us a shot.....or rather, take the shot(s).

*Should any part of your face begin a sluggish descent into your bowl of off-brand Cocoa Puffs, quickly chronicle the episode on TikTok and reassure everyone that the aforementioned face drooping event coincided with you foolishly consuming expired peanut butter and Necco Wafers on a full moon the night before. In other words, it's all your fault. Dummy.

*If you find yourself unable to stand, stop trying and consider a new career in tile repair.

*Call your doctor if your heart should stop beating. Be advised that if your doctor works at a large Apex Predator Government Satellite Facility rife with Administrative Velociraptors cancel your Prime membership, tidy up your last will & testament and call the coroner.

*If you're one of the unfortunate souls that has a MAJOR CATASTROPHIC adverse reaction you'll collapse "suddenly and unexpectedly" and die before you suffer any long term massive trauma. Consider yourself lucky.

You can do this.....but why would you?

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Janice P - Words Beyond Me's avatar

I’ve shared this Psalm before, but election time always makes me think of it because of how the vote count is collected from east to west as the polls close. May God Almighty grant us favor and astounding victory, more than we can ask or imagine.

“I said to the boastful, ‘Do not boast,’

And to the wicked, ‘Do not lift up the horn;

Do not lift up your horn on high,

Do not speak with insolent pride.’

For not from the east, nor from the west,

Nor from the desert comes exaltation;

But God is the Judge;

He puts down one and exalts another.

For a cup is in the hand of the Lord, and the wine foams;

It is well mixed, and He pours out of this;

Surely all the wicked of the earth must drain and drink down its dregs.

But as for me, I will declare it forever;

I will sing praises to the God of Jacob.

And all the horns of the wicked He will cut off,

But the horns of the righteous will be lifted up.”

— Psalm 75:4-10 NASB1995

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