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Get Real's avatar

Not trying to be overly fussy but the saying is...not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

In the case of a bulb it would be not the brightest bulb in the drawer, or on the tree.

My personal favorite is...His elevator does not go to the top floor.

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

His battery lost its charge? His Engine isn't firing on all cylinders? His bacon isn't fully cooked? His peanut butter doesn't completely spread across his cracker?

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John Bugni's avatar

He's 2 tacos short of a combo plate

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Get Real's avatar

It did.

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SM's avatar

all foam, no beer!

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NoWay's avatar

Big hat, no cattle…

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