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Naomi's avatar

Let me spin you a yarn. There is an elderly man who is lonely. Children are grown, wife is frequently out of town. This man likes to drink, and may occasionally dip into an alternative lifestyle that is perfectly acceptable in a large progressive city on the West coast but would generally be considered odd by the more conservative parts of Middle America.

One night this elderly gentleman befriends, or hires, a man who has no visible means of support, has a drug habit, and is frequently short of funds. The man has, in the past, raised funds by a bit of prostitution. This man is invited into the elderly man's house to ease that fellow's loneliness.

The elderly gentleman picks up weird vibes, which are weird even by the progressive West Coast city's vibes, and makes a phone call to the local police. Why this elderly gentleman doesn't just wave to the private security police who provide 24 hour protection and surveillance is not explained. The private security which monitors a phalanx of cameras that cover every angle of the exterior of the property have been oddly silent.

When the local police arrive, the elderly gentleman opens the door and greets them. He then walks back to his invited guest. The odd invited guest is not pleased to see the police walking in. He has not had positive interactions with police due to his many odd habits, predilections and questionable legal status. He lashes out and hits the elderly man with the dildo he is holding. causing bodily harm to the elderly gentleman.

A piece of imaginative fiction dreamed up on a foggy night in a progressive large West Coast city.

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Irunthis1's avatar

You'd think that ole progressive (not catholic in anyones book) Nancy would just hire the ODB a "private security" companion to "take care" of his "needs" on the regular. Be a lot less embarrassing and public. I guess it is more important to hide from themselves as well.

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Baldmichael's avatar

You say not catholic, but from the reports I hear it is rather more common among such 'believers'.

But then 'vaccination' is an anagram of 'Icon Vatican' so using pricks (needles) is fairly common.

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Naomi's avatar

Her private security is the Capital Hill police. Not sure when it happened but at some point in the not too distant past she got the Capital Hill police to provide 24 hour security on her homes. She will lose control over them when she is no longer Speaker.

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