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John Cougar Misanthrope's avatar

"Paul Pelosi was attacked inside his home around 2:30am yesterday by a gay Canadian nudist illegal alien who lives in a hippie commune in San Francisco under “sanctuary” status. What the two men were doing together in Pelosi’s home remains unclear. Hot takes and psyop propaganda are bloating the Internet right now. Stand by as facts emerge."

Pretty much all that is wrong in 2022 America neatly wrapped in a concise paragraph. You're gifted, Jeff.

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Vonu's avatar

The gated community that the Pelosis live in must have BLM and Antifa for security.

It wasn't reported in the MSM, for obvious reasons, that both Paul Pelosi and his attacker were in their underwear when the police arrived. I suspect it was a lover's spat gone very wrong.

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DogsLife's avatar

The police reported Paul said David was a friend and they also reported both men had hammers. A story that would be commonplace domestic dispute if it weren't for the name.

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Vonu's avatar

Maybe they were matched dildoes, er..., hammers.

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Vonu's avatar

I did, there having been two of them.

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Teresa Carstensen's avatar

MISTAKE? I just read a report that said "they were BOTH holding A HAMMER"...like just one hammer (?).

https://www.foxnews.com/us/paul-pelosi-attacker-david-depape-daughter-describes-him-abusive-father-tried-be-good-person

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Vonu's avatar

That is the problem caused by reliance on only one source in the mainstream media.

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Jeff C's avatar

Aerial shots of the home show a smashed window that supposedly the intruder broke to gain access. However, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that the glass fragments are all over the place on the outside of the house, it was clearly broken from inside.

Who knows what the actual story is but the official narrative is obviously a lie (frankly what isn't these days?). Pelosi and her PR-flacks made it worse by spinning BS and demanding their "privacy" be respected. They would have been better off saying nothing.

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Vonu's avatar

It was created to give Biden an excuse to act like a demented moron in public again.

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Blaine Smith's avatar

Something about this story smells. Mainly by the fact the Dem Party and MSM are trying so hard to spin this as “right wing”. Which for Berkeley/San Francisco area, I find to be a biiiittt of a stretch. 911 call been released yet? You can’t tell me they don’t have exterior (covering all point of entry/exit) and probably interior security cameras. Release them. And, how can someone with the political and financial influence he(they) have not have armed security?? In one of the worst crime ridden cities in CA.

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FH's avatar

Am I the only one who recalls that Pelosi authorized/funded (details escape me) Capitol Police to open offices in NYC and SF, in the wake of 6J? Can someone who knows about this stuff please explain how CP got involved so quickly; is that ordinary when a Congressional member's family is threatened?

One more thing REALLY bothers me about the responses I have seen on the topic, especially from the GOP politicians: not ONE WORD about MTG having been swatted at least 6 times.

And because there are a bunch of smart people and maybe some investigators on this stack, I digress: somebody should be digging into the HHS Secretary, a member of the "pipeline from CA to DC". Just sayin', as a resident of the CS of CA when he was AG...Interesting nothing done yet.

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Vonu's avatar

Do the details escape the Internet or are they completely subject to the revisionism of Wikipedia?

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Vonu's avatar

I'd like to hear the testimony of the absent security force of the gated community.

While the Pelosis live in "one of the worst crime ridden cities in CA," they do not live in the precinct that she represents, which has no gated communities. If she had been in "one of the worst crime ridden cities in CA" instead of in Washington D.C., her Capitol Police security team would have been on the scene.

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laura-ann Knox's avatar

And he was quoted as saying "this is MAGA country!"

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Vonu's avatar

By whom?

Subsequent news reports have avoided mentioning his mental health issues.

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laura-ann Knox's avatar

I made that up. The whole mess feels like that Smollet "attack".

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Vonu's avatar

Everything feels like you made it up.

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Garden variety's avatar

I wonder how they can somehow tie this all back to conservatives haha like maybe it was an actual raid on his home by a guy hammer drawn to find sensitive documents. Maybe his homosexual lover is a Canadian spy… where did they find the hammers in a home where I am certain they do not do one lick of manual labour haha

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Annie's avatar

More importantly was he vaccinated? 😄

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Annie's avatar

Lol. Covid and monkeypox. Can't be too careful. 😉😄

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PamelaZelie's avatar

Yes, it could have been much worse.

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Jaye's avatar

As a Canadian, I find the suggestion that we have spies utterly preposterous.

I mean, who would they report back to? Not like there is much going on up here...🤪🤪

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Matt's avatar

I was going to suggest that there's no such thing as a Canadian spy but😂😂😂 now we know 🤣

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OnTheJump's avatar

THAT story just got a LOT more interesting. Thanks Jeff !

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Annie's avatar

Nancy or the nudist? Paul chose right - the nudist. 😅😅😅😅

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Vonu's avatar

If he is a nudist, why did he have his underwear on?

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Annie's avatar

I used one of his preferred pronouns which is nudist. 😉 lol

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Vonu's avatar

Elder abuse is something committed by someone in a position of trusted care, not someone who broke in and assaulted an elder.

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Vonu's avatar

The Gateway Pundit banned me after I'd informed the ignorance and stupidity of too many of their suckers to allow me to continue in that vein.

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Citizen Satirist (CS)'s avatar

Somebody just said that on the war room stream!!!

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Citizen Satirist (CS)'s avatar

Also, remember that Idaho GOP Senator who had the "wide stance" when he used airport toilets? 😉😉😉

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Annie's avatar

Eww 😝😁

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