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Scott's avatar

The. Bible πŸ‘Œ you idiots still believe in the cloud wizard. HAHA!!

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Laura Barrett's avatar

If that’s your take on God, this won’t be an echo chamber for you. I sincerely hope your eyes are opened and you choose to see.

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Scott's avatar

The Bible is a fascinating and often reliable source of history. The human β€œchoice” to settle down and build settlements meant the earth was no longer a garden, but needed constant tending. Life expectancy plummeted due to war and disease. All well documented and defensible based on other available evidence.

As for the magic wizards, I try to skip those parts.

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Monterey's avatar

Our Bible says that it was written by men inspired by God. Who wrote what you believe, Scott?

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Bones's avatar

Explain all that to Jesus when your face to face with him

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Scott's avatar

I hate to break the news to you, but he’s dead. Big hole in his side where he bled out. He’s been a corpse for thousands of years.

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CindyLou's avatar

You forgot about Easter!

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TB's avatar

Nah, he just thinks it's made up. Maybe one day he'll realize that the alternatives are far more improbable.

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