"Pete Buttigieg is just like a difficult and unsatisfying bowel movement."
Wow, what an analogy. I don't know how apt it is, though, as I have a sense that Pete is specializes in bottom-friendly diets and likes to keep things quite cleared out down there. For personal reasons.
"Pete Buttigieg is just like a difficult and unsatisfying bowel movement."
Wow, what an analogy. I don't know how apt it is, though, as I have a sense that Pete is specializes in bottom-friendly diets and likes to keep things quite cleared out down there. For personal reasons.
It's funny, true, but it doesn't quite capture the smirky-ness of him. Every interview I've seen of him he just has this look like he thinks the people--a certain shade and/or class of people, I should specify--are lowlife scum and it's hilarious he's being asked to care or at the bare minimum take action on their behalf. When I watched him with that Daily Caller reporter it was nauseating, more proof that the puppets don't care, and they don't care that you know they don't care.
He has a certain Alfred E. Newman quality, but without the charisma. He looks about 12 and is very condescending, though a smooth talker and superficially slightly likeable.
The funniest jokes involve actual things that one can identify with due to having experienced them. I thus admit, that line gave me a very huge laugh...
"Pete Buttigieg is just like a difficult and unsatisfying bowel movement."
Wow, what an analogy. I don't know how apt it is, though, as I have a sense that Pete is specializes in bottom-friendly diets and likes to keep things quite cleared out down there. For personal reasons.
That quote made me laugh out loud and do a double take of re-reads. 😂 😂
It's funny, true, but it doesn't quite capture the smirky-ness of him. Every interview I've seen of him he just has this look like he thinks the people--a certain shade and/or class of people, I should specify--are lowlife scum and it's hilarious he's being asked to care or at the bare minimum take action on their behalf. When I watched him with that Daily Caller reporter it was nauseating, more proof that the puppets don't care, and they don't care that you know they don't care.
You nailed it. “The puppets don’t care and they don’t care that you know they don’t care!” Spot on!
He has a certain Alfred E. Newman quality, but without the charisma. He looks about 12 and is very condescending, though a smooth talker and superficially slightly likeable.
yeah, that condescension is palpable even thru a screen!
ANALogy indeed, lol.
Yes, I too deeeeeeply appreciate Jeff's wit and lack of filter.
I HAVE to start using this analogy!
Yes, it's a keeper!
LOL, best line in the entire blog today!
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Agree 🤮
I also laughed at this and read it aloud to the people I was with to explain why I was laughing 😁
Now I'm laughing again!
The funniest jokes involve actual things that one can identify with due to having experienced them. I thus admit, that line gave me a very huge laugh...
I too had to laugh, I was actually thinking what a piece of s---t he was when I read that lol
Indeed, my sentiments exactly!
Quite descriptive 💩 Lol 😂 JC
🤮 Didn't need that visual!
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