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Taiga Rohrer's avatar

Gee if only we miraculously had multiple camera's recording the event, maybe even high speed cameras by absolutely no coincidence that could have shown the bullet and livestreamed it to America... we might be able to rule out the supersonic hummingbird theory.

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Doohmax's avatar

Actually, TR, if you look very, very carefully at that photo, you can see a tiny little beak sticking out at the business end of that vapor trail. Jus sayin…… :)

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Taiga Rohrer's avatar

But is it an African Supersonic Hummingbird or a European Supersonic Hummingbird? And where were the coconut shells found? Important questions...

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Julie's avatar

Or perhaps a drone mosquito being controlled by Putin or Iran..

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

It could grip it in its usk!

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MOMinator's avatar

😂😂😂

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Robin Esau's avatar

Maybe he just had a 3rd degree wind-burn? You never know!

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Beckadee's avatar

I think one of his bobby pins he uses to keep his glorious head of hair in check went rogue.

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Bryan Dair's avatar

It could have been a case of an aggressive Windmill Cancer.

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carily myers's avatar

lol, love

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