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John Cougar Misanthrope's avatar

"with pre-game Pfizer sales rep Travis Kelce sashaying into Tiger Stadium in a sparkly designer leather outfit and matching purse ... "

It's not a purse, it's European.

By the way, it wasn't the 'wokest' Super Bowl. I noticed that all of the commentators had American flags on their lapel which was an interesting touch. Travis Kelce's meltdown on the sidelines doesn't bode well for his relationship with Taylor Swift. I'm not up on Taylor's song catalogue but I don't think she has covered domestic violence in her collection of songs about relationships with men gone awry. The fact that he's a dope by all appearances makes me think that this one has a short shelf-life.

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NAB's avatar

There's a great meme of two side-by-side pictures of Kelce: one shows him smiling and showing off his "vaccination" site and the other has him standing next to Taylor Swift. The tagline reads, "one way or the other, his heart is going to be broken." Hah! They deserve each other.

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RunningLogic's avatar

I thought this one on X/Twitter was a funny and spot on comment 😁

—“an X user with the handle @akafacehots even claimed recently, “I saw Taylor Swift endorsed Biden. Not very surprising since 95% of her songs are about choosing the wrong guy.”

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NAB's avatar

Love it!

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CaplT's avatar

Haha - she’s a Loser Chooser

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RunningLogic's avatar

😆 And it rhymes too 😁

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John Cougar Misanthrope's avatar

That's a good one. Personally, I don't believe the conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Why certain women are attracted to certain men is one of life's mysteries. Kelce's a cartoon but perhaps Taylor Swift is looking for something, a "father figure" and sees it in him. He's just another wealthy and famous goof with an attractive girlfriend. Where's George Michael (a straight, alive version of course) when you need him?

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Cynthia's avatar

Kelce and Swift are the same age, so not sure about the "father figure" angle.

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John Cougar Misanthrope's avatar

Chronological age and emotional maturity are two different things. Maybe Taylor's just a scared little girl inside which explains the flurry of bad relationships with men and why she dresses and acts like she's a 14 year-old girl at the mall. It all starts with Dad or the lack thereof. Maybe a big strong football guy like Mr. Pfizer will fill that void.

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Jpeach's avatar

Kelce looked like a pimp (for Pfizer) in his sparkly tacky pregame outfit.

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Roger Beal's avatar

He be goin after new demographics.

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Janet's avatar

He should be cavorting and dancing in that sparkly Skyrizi drug commercial, although I don’t remember if it’s a Pfizer drug.

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Janet's avatar

Maybe a Pretty Pony movie would be more fun.

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Fred's avatar

Re commentators: Poor Michael Strahan notably absent; late teen daughter battling medulloblastoma, usually diagnosed before age 10. Absent from GMA (don’t watch but heard; following what I do not expect to be a good outcome). Her university mandated the shots. Calling you to speak out Michael!!!

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Heterodox Introvert's avatar

"Liked" but, pfff. Not if his paycheck depends on sealed lips. Anybody in those jobs with visibility is a sell out. Probably addressed in contracts, with language that can be misconstrued in interpretation at the front end(?) -- or, "personality" attorneys responsible for negotiating probably very much aware but have no leverage - my theory -- but oh, when the piper comes calling... My theory about, in particular, Justin Bieber's very loud silence. Too much theory...

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Fred's avatar

Sadly I know you’re right, but at some point, you’d think the pain would overwhelm the love of money. Agreed that his lucrative careers would be over, and he’d likely face lawsuits. I know a great lawyer…just sayin’! 😁

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Heterodox Introvert's avatar

Well, I'm not the one that needs a lawyer. - Yet? Lucky for Strahan you're probably no more than 6 degrees separated so you could reach out that way and let him know. 😅 Oh wait, I could be the first degree. Oh no...

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Fred's avatar

😆👍🏻

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Fred's avatar

Bieber and wife probably had shots from the same lot. Yes, she had an ASD, but never threw a clot til after the jab. BTW, I didn’t follow closely, but saw some photos that made his signs look central instead of peripheral Bell’s. May have been the selfie reversal though.

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Heterodox Introvert's avatar

My memory is Dx was Ramsay-Hunt. Not disposed to check on it. 🙄Sad, for both of them, and the masses.

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