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Samantha Gluck's avatar

โ€œAccording to the Times, aptly-named Johnson is a hard-right conservative, which is infinitely better than a limp-right conservative, which as the ladies can attest, is more or less useless, not to mention unattractive.โ€ <- On Mike Johnson: You get the prize this morning, Jeff, for making me spit my coffee and sprinkle my fresh top. Now I have to change! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚

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SadieJay's avatar

Lol....seriously. Nothing limp about that Johnson! Here is to Mike! May he truly give the lefties a super hard time.

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

You know THATโ€™S right, gf!

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Mark Hedlund's avatar

Yours is the funniest take I have EVER read in ANY comment. Keep it up! I certainly hope to ;)

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Fred's avatar

I saw what you did thereโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฃ

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

Lots of "hard"liners in today's "Comments"--myself included!

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

Haha ummm...indeed!

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks Mark!

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Marsali S.'s avatar

And the flaccid Washington Post. Excellent.

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

Hahaha yes, Jeff has an abundance of word candy for an editor like me

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Dianne Denson's avatar

Jeff is on par with Mike Rowe!! ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

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shayne's avatar

Yep, I roared with laughter at this.... absolutely brilliant!

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Janet's avatar

Same Samantha. As I read โ€œโ€ฆEmbracing a Hard-Right Conservativeโ€ I thought to myself โ€˜this could go sideways, in a very funny wayโ€™. Jeff never fails to take advantage comedically.

Still looking forward to using โ€˜piffleโ€™ mentioned yesterday by Jeff. I had to look it up despite assuming itโ€™s definition by sentence and topic context. Always good to start the day with a good belly laugh.

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Special Ted's avatar

Reading Jeff's Stack has definitely increased my vocabulary!

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

Oh...Janet...it WENT sideways and all-ways...almost like a wiffle-ball bat!

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