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ChicNotGeek's avatar

My dog "accidentally/on purpose" got into the Thin Mints. My dog is small/toy breed, old, blind, and getting frailer by the day, so understandably, I was concerned about the chocolate consumption. (In her younger years, this dog has eaten Hershey bars and peanut butter cups with no problems, so I've been down this road before.). Anyway, I told my 13yo daughter what happened, and she said, matter of factly, "I wouldn't worry. Thin Mints don't meet the FDA standard to be labeled a chocolate cookie, only "chocolaty", (as in, chocolate-like), and you know it's bad when you don't meet the FDA's standards, because they are pretty low already."

There is hope for our future friends when my 13yo sees through the FDA.

And, just so you know, my dog was, indeed, fine after the consumption of "chocolaty" Thin Mints. And all of the Thin Mints went into the trash after that.

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GG's avatar

It's bad enough I had to stop eating Thin Mints because of the turn Girl Scouts took, but to find out they're not even chocolate is Earth-shattering!

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ChicNotGeek's avatar

right? I thought the same thing. It makes sense now why Thin Mints started giving me upset stomach in recent years. Though perhaps I shouldn't eat a sleeve at a time either.

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GG's avatar

I have the same issue! Especially if you store them in the freezer. I can go through an entire sleeve but in my mind, it's only "a couple!" Then I see the empty plastic and know if was a few more! 😋

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laura-ann Knox's avatar

I had to give up Oreos because of the stomach upset AND they elevated my heart rate.

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LizardFro's avatar

The sleeves are getting much shorter too 😉

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

You do know they remove the coca butter from chocolate and replace it with palm oil? They make more $ that way.

And then there is the chocolate confectionery which is palm oil and god-knows what, but not actual chocolate. Just a chocolate like product. Like blueberries in blueberry muffins that are just colored&flavored gelatin balls. yum.

It's getting harder to eat actual food these days but it can be done, it just costs more.

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AngelaK's avatar

Just make your own muffins. Super easy, maybe not as much fun, butcatleast they will be real with plump real blueberries.

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

I should try baking… I just brought back 5lbs of raw jersey milk butter from a farm in Scotland Pennsylvania. It’s so GOOD 😋

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AngelaK's avatar

Muffin baking is super easy. Enjoy that butter on them!

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John Bugni's avatar

Jersey cowa produce milk with A-2 casein protein, which is non-alergenic. Most other cows produce A-1 casein protein which is allergenic and contributes to leaky gut.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

I drink only raw milk from grass-pastured (changed every day) Jerseys from a Chambersburg PA farm--delivered weekly to my local Lowes' parking lot. I was aware that you Ca'ians cannot get raw milk, as Ca daughter was here when I discovered this milk option. She was thrilled to have it available, and so we fed her boys milk and milk and milk while they were with us.

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NewScott's avatar

Exactly. Only real blueberries in my muffins. Which reminds me...

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

UK daughter asked what we would like her to bring over: we said chocolate. Enjoying it--and looked at package enjoyed last night (Fin Carre, dark chocolate 50%)--cocoa mass, cocoa butter (sunflower gets in there only as sunflower lecithins for emulsifier).

Why on earth aren't you making your own blueberry muffins? 5# bags of Wyman frozen Maine wild blueberries are in the freezer at the grocery store.

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

I was making a point about how fake our food is . Besides I can’t bake 🤣.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

I was aware of your point. But, baking, like drawing (as my art teacher pointed out), at its base, is just a skill---and anyone can learn to do it.

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RunningLogic's avatar

Agree. It’s really just reading and following directions.

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NAB's avatar

People, I can take only so much disappointment in one day :)

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eyes open's avatar

You guys triggered me-I am craving a box of Samoas right now!

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ICI Grief (The Rebel's Hike)'s avatar

Aldi has a good knock off brand.

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OnTheJump's avatar

And as an added bonus - her breath was Minty Fresh !

(might slip a few to my pup, who could use some help.)

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Peace's avatar

I missed the Girl Scouts "turning" - what is up with them?

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GG's avatar

Well, they're in bed with Planned Parenthood, and that's just the start. You should look into what they've become. They were more advanced on their collision course than the Boy Scouts were, but the Boy Scouts overtook them. I have two Eagle Scouts, so it hurts me to say it, but they ruined those childhood institutions.

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Fla Mom's avatar

Yes, both ruined. However, my friend from SE Fla, Chandler Langevin, a former green-side Navy corpsman, has started a new group called the Florida Scouts. His is Troop 001, and they've just organized Troop 002 not far away. It's a throwback to original scouting. He's on Facebook and can be contacted via Messenger or by commenting on his FB posts about his Troop.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Another element of the parallel economy. Good for him! Where evil tries to rule, good and truth will pop up--like prairie dogs.

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NAB's avatar

Yep. Wouldn't allow my youngest son to join Boy Scouts (now Scouts thanks to the girls who just HAD to join so they could do the Pinewood Derby). And the irony is, membership has fallen off a cliff at least locally or the troops are now majority girls. Sigh. No male comradery allowed!

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Peter Schott's avatar

Trail Life USA for boys

American Heritage Girls for girls

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CarO Lyn's avatar

My daughter has two Eagle Scout sons and is working on her third. She has been active as a troop officer in a large and very active troop for years and had always planned to continue her involvement even after her last son was out of scouts. The last few years of BSA behavior have completely changed her mind and she now says she’s done with it once son #3 gets his Eagle, within the next year. Her sons (and her) have benefited greatly from the program over the years so it’s sad to see BSA changing, and not for the better.

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Jean V's avatar

Woke, woke, woke. Not the Girl Scouts I was in.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

I wanted my girls to have the GS experience, 36 years ago. After one year, I pulled my eldest, never let the youngers enter the program. At that time the GS focus was all on 'careers'--not on being happy little girls learning useful skills. I shudder to think what topics earn merit badges now.

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

They went woke.

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Pixie Prissy's avatar

Oh my goodness. I love your daughter. You must be so proud. She does give me hope for the future. #GoodParenting 👏

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daiva's avatar

Very Friday-y story! So clearly not everything is to be labelled Whisky Tango Foxtrot in our long-suffering world 😊 At least not as of yet 🤔

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AJF's avatar

Yes, I make raw dark chocolate with cacao powder and pure cacao butter with honey or agave. It's actually a healthy food!

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JW's avatar

Maybe you can post the recipe you use. Sounds great.

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AJF's avatar

So very easy. I use a silicone candy mold since it's easy to pop the chocolate out. I'm able to buy the powder and butter at my co-op, but I'm sure you can buy online. Basically a 1:1 ratio of powder & butter. So let's say melt 1 cup cacao butter in double boiler ( just till it melts) remove from heat and slowly stir in 1 cup cacao powder. At this point add sweetener to taste. I don't have an amount, just depends how sweet/bitter you'd like your chocolate to be. You can also add crushed nuts, coconut flakes...whatever you'd like! Pour into molds and refrigerate. Also you can pour the plain chocolate in the molds and add a whole nut or whatever to each individual chocolate before refrigeration. 🤗

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RunningLogic's avatar

C&C is the best, all kinds of amazing information here!! 😁😍

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June M's avatar

I’ve done similar also and need to get back to it

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Jon Swenson's avatar

There is an interesting movie, Equilibrium, where the heroes are the children who see through the government bs.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Wow! My 9 year old English granddaughter, visiting two weeks ago (and recognized by me as an unusually perceptive child--I having mothered 3 clever girls), told me that she fears she is too connected to her 'devices'. We had a conversation following. Her father seems to push every single new electronic option on the family.

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RunningLogic's avatar

It’s amazing how naturally perceptive some children are!

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Reasonable Horses's avatar

Absolutely. Public school can educate that right out of them.

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CH's avatar

I love it! My adult sons surprise the crap out of me every time we talk, especially after they listen to Joe Rogan. On another note, I had a malamute who ate a whole batch of brownies from a plate left on the coffee table and she was fine. I think her belly hurt a little but none the less, she was fine.

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Valerie's avatar

I had a dog eat a whole pile of brownies off the table too! Scavengers.

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CarO Lyn's avatar

Years ago our 100# Weimaraner ate a 1/2 sheet pan full of raw cinnamon rolls that were resting/rising before they were to be baked. He survived but OMG his belly was humongous with all that yeasty dough for a couple of days.

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CH's avatar

😂 😂 😂 😂

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Dogs are omnivores, or so they tell me.

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Well there we go--your sons listen to Joe R. Q.E.D.

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Dee's avatar

So glad your dog is fine, but so sad to learn that about Thin Mints.

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Celayne Jones's avatar

Your daughter is wise and made me laugh. I found some Thin Mints at my food coop that are not GS brand cookies and taste better. I’ll have to check the ingredients next time I shop.

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

I ADORE this story, Chic - and KUDOS for parenting a daughter who has her critical thinking skills honed to a fine point! HOORAY for you and HOORAY for the future leaders of our now totally wacko world!!

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RunningLogic's avatar

I second your comment!!

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Roger Beal's avatar

Your daughter can look forward to a lifetime listed on a government blacklist. Good on her!

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J Boss's avatar

You have a daughter that is wiser than her years, no doubt blossoming from her parental environment. Impressive.

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Ellen's avatar

My dog used to eat a lot of chocolate and live to 13.

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Karen Bandy's avatar

The 85% organic chocolate I was consuming every day (yes, probably not a good idea) containes lead and cadmium. What? So switched to 72% Ghiradelli which has cocoa butter and cane sugar, but it has soy lecithin. A habit I need to break. I guess as long as it’s not a thin mint I’m doing somewhat ok 🤣🙄😁🤔

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Sharon Beautiful Evening's avatar

The cadmium is not added to the candy--it is inherent in that degree of pure cacao bean which makes over 80% dark chocolate formulation. I eat it every day - 1 piece - and I'm still here at age 76!!

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