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TT's avatar

I heard he was shaking his duvet cover too vigorously.

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

"working too hard"

Behind a desk.

Not being shot at.

Having a full staff, including a driver, to help him with his workload.

I'm sure the Marines who were in Helmand Province in Afghanistan wished they could have pulled "I'm working too hard" excuse.

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Fre'd Bennett, MAHA's avatar

I love the Marine Corps. But I have been saying for a long time now (especially after Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller courageously spoke out against the Afghanistan debacle and sacrificed his career) that you can never trust anyone over the rank of Major.

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Same in the Navy.

0-5 gets a spine removal when they achieve that rank.

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Fred's avatar

🎯🤣 One of my pers favs, along with breathing too many times (as few as 5 more) per minute.

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Truth 101's avatar

Maybe he drank too much water à la Brooke Shields. . .🙄😏

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Truth 101's avatar

Wishing I had a bridge to sell.

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Tom's avatar

Perhaps he set his clock back an hour.

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