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Politico Phil's avatar

Their sisters dummy. Not hard to figure out.

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Bryan Dair's avatar

In Genesis 1, god makes man and woman at the same time. In Genisis 2 god, even though he could magically create all of the matter in the universe, ran out of materials and had to run to Lowes for a bag of topsoil from which to create a man. Then he had to steal a rib from man to use the stem cells to create a woman. Then man goes into woman a couple of times and they create two offspring. Then one of the offspring kills the other, so a third offspring magically appears. At this point, these are the only four people on the planet, supposedly. But magically the 'boys' go over the hill to the next town, wherever that came from, and found themselves some wives.

It all makes perfect sense.

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Politico Phil's avatar

Now that IS a magical reading.

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Bryan Dair's avatar

It is written.

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