"Analysts say that the loud popping noises which seemed to have contributed to the terrorist leader's sudden fall may have been potentially related to a predawn flyover of the Iranian capitol by several fighter jets with a blue Star of David painted on their fuselages, but…
"Analysts say that the loud popping noises which seemed to have contributed to the terrorist leader's sudden fall may have been potentially related to a predawn flyover of the Iranian capitol by several fighter jets with a blue Star of David painted on their fuselages, but that it is too early to determine whether there is any significant connection at this point."
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"Sources within Hamas have confirmed that the terrorist leader was in fact dead and in many, many pieces."
Babylon Bee ran that headline (of course).
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-leader-ismail-haniyeh-falls-down-after-loud-popping-noises
"Analysts say that the loud popping noises which seemed to have contributed to the terrorist leader's sudden fall may have been potentially related to a predawn flyover of the Iranian capitol by several fighter jets with a blue Star of David painted on their fuselages, but that it is too early to determine whether there is any significant connection at this point."
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"Sources within Hamas have confirmed that the terrorist leader was in fact dead and in many, many pieces."
You gotta love the Bee!