I play a court sport. Whenever casa Raptor sees someone with new Nike shoes on and they are squeaking (and they always do), we belt out "Your shoes are crying!". If they say what we say"Uigur tears". Usually they just laugh because they think I am being funny. Now we might say they squeaks of laughter for those stupid enough to buy them. Probably won't play as well.
I will add that when we say Uigur tears, they still look dumbly.
I'm glad they are self identifying. Nike was already out. They were all loud and proud with their Uigur tear shedding hate sneakers.
“Uigur tear shedding hate sneakers.”
Best and most accurate description I’ve read about them so far!! 👏
I play a court sport. Whenever casa Raptor sees someone with new Nike shoes on and they are squeaking (and they always do), we belt out "Your shoes are crying!". If they say what we say"Uigur tears". Usually they just laugh because they think I am being funny. Now we might say they squeaks of laughter for those stupid enough to buy them. Probably won't play as well.
I will add that when we say Uigur tears, they still look dumbly.