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Roger Beal's avatar

I hope Trump copies the model for his transition team, and moves many of the federal bureaucrtic agencies' headquarters out of Washington - indeed, out of the entire Beltway Zoo perimeter. Imagine a nation where the vilest of these agencies (think Department of Education) are shut down, and the rest are HQ'd in, say, Morgantown WV and Ithaca NY and Pueblo NM ....

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Jpeach's avatar

This would destroy the DC Metro economy. Where will all the K Street lobbyists go? What about all the DOD contractors? Who will the IC spy on? Who will attend all the DC Galas and power lunches? ….. Don’t know, don’t care.

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RunningLogic's avatar

They can learn to code 😑😆

Or start selling used cars (EVs only so they can keep their lefty cred).

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carily myers's avatar

lool, like

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Neil Kellen's avatar

Destroy the DC economy...oh, that's terrible (snicker snicker)

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Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

I watched a speech of Tucker’s and he said that until Trump, he didn’t realize that the reason 8 of the 10 richest counties in the nation were in DC was because they had stolen it.

They have no business, they produce nothing, they just take what they are not entitled to.

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WP William's avatar

Swampocracy built on top of a fetid reeking swamp home to denizens of poisonous reptiles and amphibians of dubious nature, quicksand and brackish bacterial choked waters

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Dr Linda's avatar

They can crawl back into the whome they crawled out of

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WP William's avatar

Ukraine needs to be rebuilt they can have them all

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Tamsin's avatar

"DC Bureaucracy, low miles serviced regularly all receipts new tags new tires original owner, 2B USD obo, no trades."

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🌱Nard🙏's avatar

I’ve been praying for the abolishment of the DOE since 1991. 23 years. And God sent me Donald Trump. I would love to work a long side his team as they dismantle this evil machine…!

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Bandit's avatar

I remember my Mom being so upset about having to join the union and all the additional levels of rules and regulations.

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Cindi's avatar

Ugh, don’t send them to New Mexico either, one of the most corrupt 1 party states in the country.

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Kathleen Janoski's avatar

Don't send them to Pennsylvania because PA cheats in elections.

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carily myers's avatar

It's gonna be really hard picking the states. Shipping in "true blue workers" might be kinda iffy.

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WP William's avatar

Our Colorado Rockies have been the elite playground and meeting spot for generations...we'll take them all here. Too far gone anyway just garbage it up

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Neil Kellen's avatar

I've been saying that for years. Put the departments in places where only people who really want to work on the departments' true mission will be willing to relocate to.

And the CIA, since they are SO concerned with Russia Russia Russia should move to Nome Alaska.

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Bandit's avatar

Maybe they should move their offices to Russia. It would make it easier to spy on them from in country.

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carily myers's avatar

They already do via the U.S Embassy, have been since the 50's.

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Bandit's avatar

I know, but that's different than getting them totally out of DC.

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Janet's avatar

Isn’t there a US flag on the moon somewhere? . Still too close for me.

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RunningLogic's avatar

Mars? 🤔

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Neil Kellen's avatar

oh! Combine this effort with Musk's effort to reach Mars! Perfect!

First group of people to move there: John Kelly, John Brennan, Mark Miley, Lloyd Austin, Victoria Nuland, Marc Elias, Alexander Vindman...

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Susan Stephens's avatar

Liz Cheney

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Pat Wetzel's avatar

How about just a deep space probe? Elon has the rockets and I bet he'd lend a few to the effort. (And write them off before any tax law change-and I'm ok with tha!)

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CPK (Charles Kalina)'s avatar

Why mess up nice towns like that?

We could take a leaf from the Manhattan Project: Quonset huts out in the desert.

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carily myers's avatar

Now, that I could get onboard with!

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Belling the Cat's avatar

The entire DoJ needs to be rebuilt from the ground up, preferably in Ogallala, Nebraska.

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Feds already own a whole lot of unused square feet around there. Lots of empty missile silos that go deep underground. Wiring, plumbing, everything ready. Just needs the cubicles and desks. Great way for them to crawl back under the rock they slithered out from. Literally.

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TW's avatar

Hey now, if that means bringing the crazy in we are not ok with it. NE has enough issues w OMA/LNK..

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Belling the Cat's avatar

I knew whatever town I picked wouldn't want 'em ;) so... maybe somewhere they'll be mostly eaten by bears? That's likely to shift a few attitudes about reality versus social constructs or how important it is to coerce deference to one's identity as a nonbinary dinosaur fart, in the grand scheme of things. Also okay if 98% of them rage-quit and end up picking melons or rebuilding roads. Moving to Canada - they should really do it this time!

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TW's avatar

That is the danger with moving them out of DC, they'll find out we have gorgeous country! I do like the bears idea tho..

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RunningLogic's avatar

Not Ithaca!! Too many Cornell lefties there!

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Dr Linda's avatar

I thought the same

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RI Daisy's avatar

So true!!! I lived there for several years and have family there that are very much entrenched in leftist views (extreme COVID madness) and TDS. It is "gorges" but should not be trusted to be a hub for any revitalization effort.

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

MacMurdo Station, Antarctica

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carily myers's avatar

lol, like

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ViaVeritasVita's avatar

Ithaca must be a hotbed of progressives--necessarily a component of a uni?

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