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Agent 1-4-9's avatar

In other good news, this is the year we found out the Pelosis have a poly-hammerous marriage.

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TRM's avatar

Second best joke on that subject yet LOL. The best was "Paul Pelosi was in custody twice in the last 6 months and HAMMERED both times"

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Doug Young's avatar

Just drove past Maison Pelosi about 20 minutes ago (yes, we live here). About a half-dozen black SUV's parked out front w/agents milling around. One would guess that Nancyis home, but couldn't a couple of these guys be stationed 24/7 at the residence? The neighbors must be used to them.

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JW's avatar

😅🤣😂

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Naomi's avatar

I have my own theory of the Pelosi-DePape event. Have yet to read my version anywhere.

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Perry Simms's avatar

Both found in their underwear.

No break-in occurred.

No security cam footage released.

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Christy's avatar

Good thing the FBI is looking into it🙄

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Baldmichael's avatar

What, the underwear? Yuck!

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Naomi's avatar

Yes, isn't it the oddest thing?

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Roger Beal's avatar

Pay-per-view will be available soon on your favorite premium porn site.

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JW's avatar

Nancy...in the study....with the hammer.

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Naomi's avatar

I know! Would make a fabulous board game. Clue 2022 anyone?

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Debbie Alton's avatar

Clue! Sure....my guess- Dr. Faux...in the medicine cabinet...with a syringe.

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Baldmichael's avatar

Mmm...but the doctor was found dead on the stairs in the game.

He had injected all six players, so they all had a motive.

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JW's avatar

It would be a huge hit!

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Agent 1-4-9's avatar

Love to hear it.

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Naomi's avatar

Let me spin you a yarn. There is an elderly man who is lonely. Children are grown, wife is frequently out of town. This man likes to drink, and may occasionally dip into an alternative lifestyle that is perfectly acceptable in a large progressive city on the West coast but would generally be considered odd by the more conservative parts of Middle America.

One night this elderly gentleman befriends, or hires, a man who has no visible means of support, has a drug habit, and is frequently short of funds. The man has, in the past, raised funds by a bit of prostitution. This man is invited into the elderly man's house to ease that fellow's loneliness.

The elderly gentleman picks up weird vibes, which are weird even by the progressive West Coast city's vibes, and makes a phone call to the local police. Why this elderly gentleman doesn't just wave to the private security police who provide 24 hour protection and surveillance is not explained. The private security which monitors a phalanx of cameras that cover every angle of the exterior of the property have been oddly silent.

When the local police arrive, the elderly gentleman opens the door and greets them. He then walks back to his invited guest. The odd invited guest is not pleased to see the police walking in. He has not had positive interactions with police due to his many odd habits, predilections and questionable legal status. He lashes out and hits the elderly man with the dildo he is holding. causing bodily harm to the elderly gentleman.

A piece of imaginative fiction dreamed up on a foggy night in a progressive large West Coast city.

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Irunthis1's avatar

You'd think that ole progressive (not catholic in anyones book) Nancy would just hire the ODB a "private security" companion to "take care" of his "needs" on the regular. Be a lot less embarrassing and public. I guess it is more important to hide from themselves as well.

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Baldmichael's avatar

You say not catholic, but from the reports I hear it is rather more common among such 'believers'.

But then 'vaccination' is an anagram of 'Icon Vatican' so using pricks (needles) is fairly common.

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Naomi's avatar

Her private security is the Capital Hill police. Not sure when it happened but at some point in the not too distant past she got the Capital Hill police to provide 24 hour security on her homes. She will lose control over them when she is no longer Speaker.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Nancy wanting to get rid of her hubby?

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Naomi's avatar

No. I think he had some odd interests that one can indulge in when one is very rich, has fabulous security, a media willing to be blind, and lives in one of the most decadent, and decayed progressive enclaves anywhere in the world.

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CMCM's avatar

Yup, I'll bet my version is the same as yours.

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Donna Ruth's avatar

Could it be that she was aware the Dems were going to lose the House, and she would be losing her Speaker's role? She would be stripped of power, along with losing face. She had been a major power force in Washington for decades. Months earlier her own bishop had publicly told her to no longer receive Communion at Mass because of her radical abortion stance. With her husband tragically injured it is now easy to save face as she heroically slips into the role of caring wife.

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GoodGrief-239's avatar

Except how long before she flew to him after his injury? This would work except for not showing immediate concern 😂

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KatLee's avatar

😂😂😂

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

haha Don, this must be the prize winning sentence for today ! meme makers please !

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Harold Saive's avatar

You "nailed" it

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Janet's avatar

Harold. You asked today Monday the 21 post where all the comments are. Apparently we have to pay now to comment and I will not be paying as it is too expensive for me. Sadly many necessary and good voices here will be silenced. So there it is. Take care. Stay strong. Bye.

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Baldmichael's avatar

If it is polly-hammerous, does that mean you heard it on Twitter, or are you just parroting it from another source?

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Agent 1-4-9's avatar

I'll answer that as soon as I finish eating these crackers.

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Maureen ODH's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣

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JW's avatar

😅🤣😂

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