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Big props to the juror who is about Science over Compliance regarding covid masks.

But how about the other jurors... I guess they just muzzled up? Come on peeps, we gotta fight this crap!

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The Judge needs a mask delivery......lots of them. Get an address.

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Good grief, I live a couple of counties over from Harnett County, NC! Unbelievable! There needs to be a lawsuit against this judge. How can his actions be lawful?

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Jeff's rare dark humor makes the tyranny we are all living through more bearable. I have no idea how he puts out this brilliant newsletter every day, but I pray he never stops.

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Ok, I’ve got something for you: We’re going to create a new reality show with a comedic twist called: Swamp Justice. Jefferey, you are the star of course…a hick lawyer/Private Eye who, at first appearance, is rather a dufus - albeit a curiously diverse one - capable of a host of ineptitudes…..a redneck Columbo, as it were. Now hear me out. In keeping with the distorted national urbanite and media perceptions of what it‘s like to reside in this cootie laden quagmire of death we call Florida we’ve got to really play this up....turn it up to 11. I can already envision the opening scene:

As we fade into the shot we hear your voice, faintly at first, getting slightly louder as the camera pans the inside of your office which, not coincidentally, is in a 10 x 40 ft. trailer situated next to a gator farm where the fencing is suspect at best, which explains why you thought it necessary to rechristen Ringo, you’re now 3 legged Rat Terrier, Peg Leg Pete. Rufus, your 143 lb Capybara, is sporting a black bandana around his neck emboldened with two simple letters......“So." Rufus - being the more streetwise (creekwise?) of the two - is, for now, still scampering about the property with all appendages still intact. You've decided to find his slightly amorous behavior with new visitors charming. (More on that later.)

You’re on the phone with a “big city” lawyer. The camera continues to survey your office and we are able to discern a bit more of the dialogue - a flurry of southern jargon jabs and haymakers: “y'all”....”I plumb reckon”..."fixinto"....“cattywampus”....“that dog won’t hunt”....and ”Son, I don’t care HOW you do it in Maskachusetts.” The "big city" lawyer (like most doctors, has no idea what to make of this).

The shrewdest of the shrewd will notice the eclectic array of background pictures, photographs and pithy sayings that festoon your desk and office walls……Teddy Roosevelt grappling with a Kodiak Bear, JFK, Ronald Reagan, an 8 x 10 autographed glossy of you and Dr. Simone Gold, The Crocodile Hunter - Steve Irwin, an official soccer mom sanctioned Merrick Garland caricature doormat with patented "Never Clean Technology," a dartboard with Bill Gate’s soulless black eyed face sufficiently harpooned with a half dozen vaccine needles, an 11 inch Tony Fauci replica doll being spitefully gnawed on and unceremoniously tossed about by your boisterous and chew happy Beagles, Smitty & Wesson, a 2022 Coffee & Covid "Reset This!" World Tour Poster, a 64 oz.“Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death” mug, a “Tea is For Sissies" wood plaque, a stack of surgical masks marked "kindling," a Walgreens shopping cart which you begrudgingly accepted in lieu of a client payment that you now use as a portable barbeque, to name just a few.

In a nutshell, the ongoing premise is how you, the presumed dufus attorney, along with Veronica - your sassy assistant, and recent escapee from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan - are able to outthink, outwit, outmaneuver, outplay, and ostensibly run rings around those considered to be much smarter and wiser than.....y'all.

Should I call the folks at Discovery Plus or do YOU want to pitch it? Sho 'Nuff, we can get 'er done lickety split.

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So showing the maskless vet who is boss is much more important than making sure the single man's child knows where his/her dad is, why he is not coming home, and ensuring that the child is not worrying and is safe and sound? Why am I surprised when it is always the children that get hurt when decisions are made by the radical left?

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“Hold fast to that which is good…” In these times of hellish debauchery, we may have to look a little harder to find the good, but we will if we look up and focus on doing these other things as we rest in His promises:

“We urge you, brethren, admonish the unruly, encourage the fainthearted, help the weak, be patient with everyone. See that no one repays another with evil for evil, but always seek after that which is good for one another and for all people. Rejoice always; pray without ceasing; in everything give thanks; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. Do not quench the Spirit; do not despise prophetic utterances. But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good; abstain from every form of evil. Now may the God of peace Himself sanctify you entirely; and may your spirit and soul and body be preserved complete, without blame at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. Faithful is He who calls you, and He also will bring it to pass.”

— 1 Thessalonians 5:14-24 NASB1995

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I see the connection between FBI and Epstein as an informant... Epstein gave the FBI information on who to blackmail so those folks would do the bidding of the puppet masters. And now we understand some of the odd decisions and direction policy makers have made in the past that made us scratch our heads - other than just being 100% mentally deranged.

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Your comedic writing is appreciated.

The speed of science!

WHOOOOSH. “What was that?”

“That was science, mate.”

“What was it doing?”

“It just stole your pocketbook, silly.”

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I’m shocked that not ONE other juror stood up to this tyrannical judge. This is perhaps the most shocking thing about the past few years. Brainless sheeple. Shocking. Can we multiply whoever goes up against this horrible judge

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College is a few decades in my rear-view mirror ... and I STILL don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

How wise IS IT, to permit a kid of say, 14, 15, 16, to make a decision like gender transformation ?

Is there something I'm missing, here?

............... even at 18. Just why the HECK is there even CONVERSATION around this?

Crazy, mixed up world !

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"Time off the game clock"?

Pfft. Even without Ian, DeSantis should win Florida by a landslide.

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Another reason to not trust doctors anymore. While the nurse will always ask what medications you take, when your physician prescribes something else for you, he/she will never consider the possible drug interactions.

Because doctors are mostly drug pushers today ( with some other possible redeeming qualities of humanity here and there), it is up to the patient to research or ask their druggist about interactions.

It is all so complicated, and so many patients dont know that they should do this, and then it is too late.

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Quote for the day; “Poor Charlie! Life can be SO unfair sometimes. I blame climate change. Please keep Hurricane Ian victim Charlie Crist in your thoughts today, while you’re doing your bathroom business.” Thanks for the laugh. :)

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The trans agenda people are demonic… they’re actively going after minors.

It’s absolutely predatory!!!

A large percent of these kids will desist… if society and American Culture- teachers and doctors- would stop shoving it down their throats trying to encourage and normalize it all!

I recently saw this picture- it said

-don’t be your child’s first bully-

And it was a set of parents standing behind a young child with rainbow pride wings

And the parents were holding scissors clipping the child’s rainbow colored wings 🤨

As you dissect culturally

How we arrived at this deranged moment… where cutting off the genitals of children is the thing parents are supposed to do to save their child from certain suicide…

I believe the framework for this was laid during the ‘anti bullying campaigns’ started in schools

On the surface

Sure anti bullying sounded good- like a good thing

BUT- what’s actually happening

Is it’s created a school culture where ‘anything goes’ and you aren’t allowed to say anything about anything or anyone…

if you’re a boy and you wanna show up to school in long fake nails, long fake eyelashes, glam eye makeup, a tube top, a mini skirt, and a long black wig…

No one is gonna say a word to you at school - not the kids and not the administration- because that would be bullying!

And so these confused kids- who have been swept up in this ‘gender revolution’- (and many are special needs children I might add- who have extreme difficulty with social connectedness and knowing what’s appropriate and what’s not socially) who are making these social missteps are never called to task to self correct- they are only EMBOLDENED and reinforced at schools!

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TED refused to air an erudite and informational talk about homeopathy in Africa by a woman who is successfully working with AIDS patients (successfully, as in people go from bedridden and wasting to working and feeding their families), but this gets the green light. Okay, then,

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